NICKELBACK EDITION!!!
Look at this photograph
Every time I do, it makes me laugh
My trust in Becko was misplaced
Now why the hell's my title 'round her waist?
The great joshi war has started. Lyra has cost Auntie Bayley the match against Mama Becko and with the way things are going, it seems that all signs point to a triple threat match soon. Perhaps at Evolution, since that is the next PLE. In other news, Lyra is inspiring millions worldwide to give Nickelback another chance. What will the future bring for /ourbirb/? We shall see on Monday!
Once again, thread protection has been enabled and any Lyra haters who post in this thread will suddenly get diarrhea while being stuck in traffic.
WWE Raw segment from last week: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pSw9CvtzVKs
Watch the CVV interview here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PGyK-wmlCXs&t
MITB highlights: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BNbhPdWpNyw
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>>18076108Socials:
https://x.com/Real_Valkyria/
https://www.instagram.com/real_valkyria/
>>18116448 (OP)Smooches waiting room!
>>18116448 (OP)Thats my freakin birb right there folks
Thats my freakin birb
>>18116448 (OP)LOOK AT THIS SKOODLEY DORT
Idk who you are anon. But you're the best general maker on peedub
AND WHAT THE HELL IS ON LYRAS HEAD
She's waiting for something
>>18116467SMOOCHES FOR BIRB!
THIS IS HOW YOU REMIND ME OF WHAT I REALLY AM
ITS NOT LIKE YOU TO SAY SORRY
This general WILL NEVER JOIN THE COOL CLUB. You guys are dorks and indians.
Nickelback Stacies look like this????
>>18116460I agree, his general bios are extremely creative.
>>18116477Yep, my sources seem to agree that Nickelback STACIES do appear to look like this!
>>18116475What club? The long nails one kwab!
>>18116475Trim your nails.
>>18116475Thanks for the bump
>>18116475Why don't you go get your nails done like Iyo?
>>18116500Probably has cleaner nails.
>>18116500>he's posting dead birds nowyou actually need to be rangebanned
>>18116500You're an absolute cretin with long dirty fingernails
>>18116509To be fair we could just spam dead pigs in his general.
I won’t.
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......I'm just going to ignore you. You'll get banned eventually if you keep spamming.
>YA novels lover
>Wrestling nerd
>Animal Crossing autist
>Listens to Ghost and Nickelback
Lyra is an enigma
There's literally nothing wrong with Nickelback. Internet smarks astroturfed their hate.
>>18116550I like a few songs.
HEAVENS GATES WONT OPEN UP FOR ME
>>18116529His Night of Champions melty was hilarious. Dude is a lolcow. And he's just making more anons who were indifferent. Hate Iyo now cause of him.
>>18116569For me? It was when 4chan was down and he went on sharty accusing American flags of using VPNs and then getting mad when they weren’t using state flags.
Why would I give a fuck about what non-white faggots like you have to say.
>>18116569>And he's just making more anons who were indifferent. Hate Iyo now cause of him.You wish you Indian fuck.
>>18116583You were using VPNs cause India was rangeban
>>18116599You're insane. And lol I'm not reading all of that.
>>18116599>was rangebanGOOD MORNING SIR.
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Lucky Birb didn't wrestle her. She would've gotten exploded pregnancy juices on her lol
>birbGODS had a fantastic day of comfy birb posting
>Lyra hater once again starts posting in /birb/ after being silent throughout the day
>check what the time in India is
>it's literally morning
bro...
It's a pattern, just saying.
>>18116448 (OP)Rovert can't stand by anything
Daily reminder that lyra lost and has no title
>CAAAWWSS at you in your path
>>18116540Don't forget that she loves watching Anime too.
>mfw I see this shit general on the 'log
She does it on purpose I'm afraid
We love the birb general maker anon. Don't we folks.
>>18116467I bet she gives the best smooches in the world.
Based bird with the WP sign
>>18117091It happens way too often.
>>18118937the wet pussy sign???
the fact this easy to draw bitch has simps is proof men have failed (oinko is an ugly pig too)
>>18118971Trim your nails.
She does it on purpose at this point. Maybe one of those books she reads is 50 Shades of Grey.
>>18119790She’s not like that she’s just clumsy.
>>18119790>taped nipsbased birb two steps ahead of coomers.
>>18119790accidental nudity is much hotter than intentional nudity imo
>>18119790Such cute little boobs
>>18120028? are you projecting again
>>18118971She's the girl next door type. I'm equally as attracted to her personality as I am to her looks.
>>18120090>attracted to some whores personality You just might be a homosexual, anon.
>>18120102But enough about you. And don't call her a whore.
>>18116448 (OP)Nicklback rocks! And so does Lyra!
>>18118937She's signaling a blowjob
>>18120325Many are saying this.
>girl this pretty listens to Nickelback and watches wrestling
honestly, what a waste
>>18120567Nickelback sounds like if you asked an AI to generate a post-grunge or hard rock song, nothing amazing but perfectly listenable to the point they're inoffensive. I think they're overhated.
Lyra admiring and jealous of the GYATT
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For me, it's Lyra Valkyria becoming a huge Bowling for Soup fan twelve years after 1985 came out.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P8Q13yYbkX0&t
She likes Evanescence, Nightwish, Nickelback (kek), Avril Lavigne, and Bowling for Soup. Why am I not surprised!
nickelback for sure have some bangers
>>18120744Yeah I'm thinking we're reaching the top of the Billboard Hot 100 with this lineup.
>>18120744Lyra would be a Visions of Atlantis girl.
>>18121210Lyra needs to help Taters get out of NXT groundhog day. She's back in yet another stable.
>>18121296I don't know why they seem to not want to push her down there. But then again I don't watch NXT weekly, but every stuff I see her do has fun character work.
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The head Sublime, the heart Pathos, the genitals Beauty, the hands and feet Proportion.
She's also a Big Time Rush Stacy
>>18122051Christ, Xia got Lyra fucking yoked. Or maybe she gave her some Chinese steroids kek
>>18122051Those thighs, holy fuck.
>>18121705>the genitals BeautyExtrapolate
For me, It's Sal Governale's Photograph song
>Look at this photograph
>It's a picture of my wife's fat ass
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-tFpryuETvA
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>>18122374Nickelback and prayers, brother. No steroids here.
>>18122814>John Cena bicep veinewww
>>18120703So immensely and intensely perfect
>>18122594Are the iyo guys and valkyria fellas at war or something? The beef is so weird. I like them both, nothing more to say.
>>18123482iyoschizo sperges out any time iyo loses. no one else cares
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Can't wait for Monday Night Birb :)
>>18123482It's a one sided feud. He hates Lyra for some reason, and we just want to enjoy comfy birbposting.
>>18119790Tatum is a lucky woman.
I honestly don't see what anyone sees in her. But hey, she got a great ass.
>>18123761I'd hit that asshole raw
>>18124044Many are saying this.
>Raw starts at 6pm today
>I'll miss the first hour
With my luck. I'll miss Lyra's segment.
Hopefully a nice long segment too...
>>18116475Based also what's the lore behind the nails thing
>>18124381nvm i found it
https://archive.palanq.win/pw/thread/17934541/#17934702
>FUCK WWEIsn't this literally hogwheels?
I don't know why they are pinning it on the iyofag since they hate each other and one clearly hates wwe
>>18124121You do realize that, since it is a streaming show, you can start the show from the beginning any time you turn it on....right?
>>18124511That’s a different guy.
>>18124632Then what's the lore?
>>18124761The guy you posted is just an insane weirdo while the Iyofag is just desperate to prove to the board he’s white. He’s posted his fat thighs and legs with guns with pics of iyo before and now he’s posted his untrimmed nails as a “gotcha”
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>Iyofag is just desperate to prove to the board he’s white
afraid no
>>18124800I look like this and say this.
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FYI! Raw starts at 6pm EST.
How many posters do you think are in this thread right now? if I had to guess 2, with me being the second one with my first post.
Inb4 Lyra smacks Bayley or some other shit lol
Evil birb is coming soon...
>Trying to make this biblically accurate angel an evil heel
Triple H will need to make some godly booking decisions
Almost time birb bros! 5 minutes of Lyra can sustain me for a week.
I think Birb should've opened the show. But that's just me.
Bros, my jaw dropped when I saw Lyra's cleavage. My eyes popped out of my fucking head.
SHE NEEDS A BARE BOTTOM SPANKING!!!!!
>>18128277Switch bodies. Bayleys face on lyras body and Lyra with BIG BAYLEY BOOBS
I can't decide what is the most delicious part of a bird. The breasts or the thighs,
>>18128308Nah, Birb is perfect just the way she is.
>>18128277Auntie Bayley is so done with this brat
The crowd didn’t really react when she appeared in that backstage segment…
>MFW everytime Lyra confronts Bayley
>>18128277They do look alike lol
BAYLEY VS LYRA TONIGHT??????
>>18128354Trim your nails.
>>18128431We got lucky this evening
>>18128431>this epic match is happening in a random RawEh...
>>18128459I thought they'll have a triple threat or something. Hopefully they don't squeeze Bayley out of the story again. I like her new dynamic with Birb
>>18128493>mfw bayley deleted my animal crossing save file
>>18128299Based Auntie Bayley spank that brat!
>>18128459>>18128504Becko will obviously interfere.
>>18128493I love when good girls go sexy. It's so fucking wild.
So birb will have a match. Will be busy making WEBMS and getting stills.
>>18128635Her boobs look so soft even though they're on the smaller side.
Imagine if she loses. It's ironically over for her. Cause she's not WHC level yet.
>>18128648That’ll be bad but not as bad as iyo losing the belt after not defending it for weeks
>>18128648Bayley is putting her over. Or they'll be an interference making it a triple threat. There's no inbetween.
NOOOO I missed the segment
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Lyra doesn't have a losing record with anyone on the main roster. She's 2-1 with Becky and 1-1 with Bayley.
>>18128717Iyo's beaten her twice, and she's only beaten Iyo once.
>>18128746She beat Iyo twice. Both times in the Queen of the Ring Tournaments
>>18128817One was in the QOTR tournament the other waa in the IC belt tournament actually.
Bayley might be too big for a Birb suplex
Aunt Bayley has her milkers out
The fans were going crazy for Lyra. Even tho she's a tweener now
Good match so far and Bayley is actually keeping up.
The girls are doing some cool moves in this match
Based mega WOOOs for Lyra!
Yeah this is match of the night. Birb is countering everything and Bayley is actually trying.
Bros this is really good! Might rival that Dakota match.
>>18129192It's fucking great. Wish the audience was more into it. They seem a little sleepy tonight.
I thought she was gonna pile drive Bayley kek
>draw
That's actually awesome lol. This match was based
Based Birb Queen (BBQ) always having MOTN every night she gets to wrestle.
>Triple threat
Triple H didn't fumble this time
>>18129327She's legit become one of my five favorite wrestlers. I'm always happy to watch a match of hers. She's up there with Gunther and Ilja for me.
>>18128926Bro she was ragdolling Bayley around. She's pretty fucking strong.
>>18129445No one. Or both. It's a draw.
>>18129445>In Micheal Cole's voice >The fans did!Legit 8/10 match for me.
>>18129445We won, the fans
Does Bayley breastfeed Lyra
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Do birdfags really...
X going crazy for this match
>>18129578Nails status?
>>18129608I like how Lyra's incredible talent has become impossible to deny by all except the most mentally ill.
Lyra is becoming extremely unhinged. Anyone noticed that?
>>18129626>Bayley feels her assThat's incest
>>18129638What makes you say that
why was the crowd so dead for the lyra match?
>>18129719Why did iyo just give Rhea the title
>>18129719Why do you deny reality?
>>18129719The crowd was so undeniable hot for the match. That the usual schizos were quiet throughout the gamethread
>>18129698Demon mode Lyra should be the next general OP pic
Lyra is incapable of having a bad match desu. This triple threat will legendary. After all. Lyra is part of the new generation Four Horsewomen.
>>18129869>new generation Four HorsewomenI know Tiffy is part of it too. Who are the other two?
>>18129898None of them. The new four horsewomen are Rhea Iyo Bianca Liv.
Next is Stephanie Lyra Roxanne and Giulia.
>>18129869Honestly, there are so many good women in WWE (NXT included) it's hard to pick just four. My personal four are LYRA, IYO, Tiffy and Bianca. Any of them can go and be put into any match and they will deliver. I didn't put Rhea and Asuka in there because I think they're beyond that. Im actually so excited to see if they'll call up Sol Ruca any time soon.
>>18129970Your mom when you forgot to trim your nails.
>>18129925>Stephanie Lyra Roxanne and GiuliaThey're the four ponies. Cause they're still super new. And the old Horsewomen are still around
>General kinda quiet throughout the week
>Fucking explodes on Mondays
Based
The IC belt feels like the most important women's belt in all of WWE. The WHC has been an afterthought. The WWE championship has been stale a bit with Tiffy's reign. And the US one is in a transitional face.
>>18130028The great joshi war between Becky, Bayley and LYRA draws dimes, brother.
Is this chick ever going to show us her feet?
>>18130028>Intercontinental title is more important than the top beltsAlways been
>mfw I see birb on screen
I'm just posting cloaca, lads.
>>18130270>has to hold her topKek
>Bird got big leagued by fucking Kairi "jobber" Sane
>Bird came out to crickets on a jobber entrance
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For me? Is Birb Pup
>>18130397Ultra rare birb pic. New OP image for next thread??
>>18130440Did we do the owl one?
>>18130440She has a couple with the pup
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And last one I have
>>18130498Me on the left.
>>18130397>>18130494>>18130498Lyra walks in to LJ's bedroom holding a puppy and says
>This is the pig I fuck when you're not around.LJ says:
>You idiot, that's a dog.Lyra says:
>I WAS TALKING TO THE DOG!
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>>18130531>Seinfeld music plays
>The general is almost at 300 already
just saw tonights match, sorry i'm late. re-watching it now.
I popped hard when I saw the first segment backstage. I knew I would see birb tonight. I noticed birb's skin was much more natural tonight and not as orange as recent, could be my imagination - but every week i've been hoping she goes back to a paler complexion (like NXT UK). Like someone else said, birb was a showcase in counter-ability tonight. Bayley did a catapult launch into the turnbuckle, I rarely see that anymore.
Didn't get to see Nightwing this week but the powerbomb was excellently delivered by birb. i was really REALLY hoping for a birb stretch spot and having the security break up the birb stretch
Was a bit doubtful about the heel turn. But Lyra being a petty brat is working.
>>18130738She hasn't used the birb stretch in two matches. Hopefully it's not retired!
Shame that Dakota didn't have the HELP of two Horsewomen like some other people do to help them out...Maybe she would've still be in WWE.
>>18130806Maybe Dakota shouldn’t cry on social media about not being booked
Tulpa anon, are you okay? I haven't seen him around for a few days :(
>>18130806Dakota's problem was her body breaking down. Nothing Becky or Bayley could've helped with.
The coomeraman knew exactly what he was doing when he zoomed in on Lyra.
>>18128546I'm liking bratty LYRA so far
>>18129869Lyra Becky and Bailey are unironically the piss break matches you can see the boredoom in the crowd whenever those 3 are on the mat F' O'
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GM Birbamaniacs
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>>18132995Her legs are so strong. I love her.
>Beautiful
>Wrestling machine
>Nickelback Stacy
If you gate her as a wrestling fan. You're just beyond saving.
>Lyra will have the best match of a PLE again
Kek what a workhorse player
>>18133752The female Gunther.
>>18133752She's only getting better and more comfortable too.
When she picked Bayley up for that gut-wrench powerbomb. It got a pop out of me.
>>18134440TIME FOR YOUR SPANKING LYRA!
>>18134440I'm glad she brought this gear back. Her NXT gear was very lewd.
I heard Lyra had a MOTN yet again that the crowd loved?
Pearce you duffus! Make it right!
>>18130808Tulpa birb got grounded by tulpa becky for not doing her maths and was not allowed to come outside and hang out with me. She'll be back tomorrow though!
Daily reminder that Lyra lost and has no title
>>18134933Adam is an incredibly incompetent GM. Nick would've made it right.
>>18134947Tulpa Becko is extremely mean and loudly caws at people randomly.
>>18135617Her body is very aesthetic.
>>18135617Irish women have no asses.
>>18135733I have one not two. One solid buttcheek.
Next OP image and edition suggestions?
>>18136018>>18136087Go with Lyra and the puppy. I've never seen that pic. And it's adorable :)
>>18136758>when auntie refuses to buy you Nintendo gift cards
>>18136758What do you mean you don't want to do ballet *BURP*
>>18136758WE'RE TAKING YOU TO MATH CLASSES WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT!
>>18137492sassy birb is surprisingly over with me
I'm so mad at the official Evolution poster. Birb is in the back row guys. What the fuck. not going to post it because haters be lurking.
They could have done something epic like having her wings in the top. Disrespectful to the reigning PLE MOTN winner.
>>18138399Kys falseflagger. Trim your nails.
>>18138403it's always a sad sight to see when they pretend to be birbGODs.
>>18138403>>18138519Nah, I don't think he's a falseflagger. Having Birb flying with her wings on top of the poster sounds like a cool concept.
>>18138640If he isn't, I shall retract my statement. It's just hard to tell with all the antis around.
>>18136018DOMESTIC VIOLENCE EDITION!!!
>>18138646I understand, Birbbro.
>>18138893Many want this.
>>18134440Describe the smell
Kek they had Lyra all the way in tbe back for the Evolution poster
I think burn pup wins for the next general :)
>>18137492Her hair is interesting lol. Video game like.
Yeah I'm thinking 5 stars
>>18140833So Lyra isn't winning right?
>>18140833When Bayley tries. Her matches are good. That first one she had with Lyra was meh. Cause she couldn't keep up with Lyra. So she had to slow down for Bayley to do spots.
>Look at the women's entrances for royal rumble
>Crowd loves Roxanne
>Nobody gives a shit about Lyra
Charisma vacuum
Has the match at Evolution been confirmed? I see some graphs but I don't think I've seen an actual post
>>18140991Trim your nails.
>>18141115It's "confirmed". But they'll officially confirm it next Raw when Adam talks to Becko.
>>18141173I'm just asking bc we already have like 4 matches with one of them being the rumble, so I could see them just leaving it at that
>>18141184It's not a whole Rumble match. They're all starting in the ring. It'll probably last 10-15 minutes, not an hour like a Rumble match.
I've seen people love the match but hate the ending. I thought it was completely fine. I know they could've just made the triple threat. But this match and the postmatch stuff added heat to it.
>>18141239It showed us the more unhinged side of Lyra and I'm all for it. It may have been awkward in the moment but the bit afterward quickly added major heat to it, like you said. I thought it was great!
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