Thread 18116448

NICKELBACK EDITION!!!

Look at this photograph
Every time I do, it makes me laugh
My trust in Becko was misplaced
Now why the hell's my title 'round her waist?

The great joshi war has started. Lyra has cost Auntie Bayley the match against Mama Becko and with the way things are going, it seems that all signs point to a triple threat match soon. Perhaps at Evolution, since that is the next PLE. In other news, Lyra is inspiring millions worldwide to give Nickelback another chance. What will the future bring for /ourbirb/? We shall see on Monday!

Once again, thread protection has been enabled and any Lyra haters who post in this thread will suddenly get diarrhea while being stuck in traffic.

WWE Raw segment from last week: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pSw9CvtzVKs
Watch the CVV interview here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PGyK-wmlCXs&t
MITB highlights: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BNbhPdWpNyw

Previous:>>18076108

Socials:
https://x.com/Real_Valkyria/
https://www.instagram.com/real_valkyria/

>>18116448 (OP)
Smooches waiting room!

>>18116448 (OP)
Thats my freakin birb right there folks
Thats my freakin birb

>>18116448 (OP)
LOOK AT THIS SKOODLEY DORT

Idk who you are anon. But you're the best general maker on peedub

AND WHAT THE HELL IS ON LYRAS HEAD

She's waiting for something

>>18116467
SMOOCHES FOR BIRB!

THIS IS HOW YOU REMIND ME OF WHAT I REALLY AM
ITS NOT LIKE YOU TO SAY SORRY

>>18116467
MWAH!

This general WILL NEVER JOIN THE COOL CLUB. You guys are dorks and indians.

Nickelback Stacies look like this????

>>18116460
I agree, his general bios are extremely creative.

>>18116477
Yep, my sources seem to agree that Nickelback STACIES do appear to look like this!

>>18116475
What club? The long nails one kwab!

>>18116475
Trim your nails.

>>18116475
Thanks for the bump

>>18116487
>>18116488
>>18116492

>>18116475
Why don't you go get your nails done like Iyo?

>>18116500
Probably has cleaner nails.

>>18116500
>he's posting dead birds now
you actually need to be rangebanned

>>18116500
You're an absolute cretin with long dirty fingernails

>>18116509
To be fair we could just spam dead pigs in his general.
I won’t.

......I'm just going to ignore you. You'll get banned eventually if you keep spamming.

>YA novels lover
>Wrestling nerd
>Animal Crossing autist
>Listens to Ghost and Nickelback
Lyra is an enigma

There's literally nothing wrong with Nickelback. Internet smarks astroturfed their hate.

>>18116550
I like a few songs.

HEAVENS GATES WONT OPEN UP FOR ME

>>18116529
His Night of Champions melty was hilarious. Dude is a lolcow. And he's just making more anons who were indifferent. Hate Iyo now cause of him.

>>18116569
For me? It was when 4chan was down and he went on sharty accusing American flags of using VPNs and then getting mad when they weren’t using state flags.

Why would I give a fuck about what non-white faggots like you have to say.
>>18116569
>And he's just making more anons who were indifferent. Hate Iyo now cause of him.
You wish you Indian fuck.
>>18116583
You were using VPNs cause India was rangeban

>>18116599
You're insane. And lol I'm not reading all of that.

>>18116599
>was rangeban
GOOD MORNING SIR.

Lucky Birb didn't wrestle her. She would've gotten exploded pregnancy juices on her lol

>>18116640
Oof.

>birbGODS had a fantastic day of comfy birb posting
>Lyra hater once again starts posting in /birb/ after being silent throughout the day
>check what the time in India is
>it's literally morning
bro...

It's a pattern, just saying.

>>18116448 (OP)
Rovert can't stand by anything

Daily reminder that lyra lost and has no title

>>18116540
Don't forget that she loves watching Anime too.

She does it on purpose I'm afraid

We love the birb general maker anon. Don't we folks.

>>18116467
I bet she gives the best smooches in the world.

'luv Birb

>>18116448 (OP)
Page 9

Lyra.

eeeefa

>>18117772
Very pretty

Based bird with the WP sign

>>18117091
It happens way too often.

>>18118937
the wet pussy sign???

the fact this easy to draw bitch has simps is proof men have failed (oinko is an ugly pig too)

>>18118971
Trim your nails.

She does it on purpose at this point. Maybe one of those books she reads is 50 Shades of Grey.

>>18119790
She’s not like that she’s just clumsy.

>>18119790
>taped nips
based birb two steps ahead of coomers.

>>18119790
accidental nudity is much hotter than intentional nudity imo

>>18119790
Such cute little boobs

>>18120017
>t. rapist

>>18120028
? are you projecting again

>>18118971
She's the girl next door type. I'm equally as attracted to her personality as I am to her looks.

i like her accent

>>18120090
>attracted to some whores personality
You just might be a homosexual, anon.

>>18120102
But enough about you. And don't call her a whore.

>>18120090
Based.

>>18116448 (OP)
Nicklback rocks! And so does Lyra!

>>18118937
She's signaling a blowjob

>>18120325
Many are saying this.

>girl this pretty listens to Nickelback and watches wrestling
honestly, what a waste

>>18120567
Nickelback sounds like if you asked an AI to generate a post-grunge or hard rock song, nothing amazing but perfectly listenable to the point they're inoffensive. I think they're overhated.

Lyra admiring and jealous of the GYATT

For me, it's Lyra Valkyria becoming a huge Bowling for Soup fan twelve years after 1985 came out.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P8Q13yYbkX0&t

She likes Evanescence, Nightwish, Nickelback (kek), Avril Lavigne, and Bowling for Soup. Why am I not surprised!

nickelback for sure have some bangers

>>18120744
Yeah I'm thinking we're reaching the top of the Billboard Hot 100 with this lineup.

>>18120744
Lyra would be a Visions of Atlantis girl.

>>18121210
Lyra needs to help Taters get out of NXT groundhog day. She's back in yet another stable.

>>18121296
I don't know why they seem to not want to push her down there. But then again I don't watch NXT weekly, but every stuff I see her do has fun character work.

The head Sublime, the heart Pathos, the genitals Beauty, the hands and feet Proportion.

She's also a Big Time Rush Stacy

>>18122051
Christ, Xia got Lyra fucking yoked. Or maybe she gave her some Chinese steroids kek

>>18122051
Those thighs, holy fuck.

>>18121705
>the genitals Beauty
Extrapolate

For me, It's Sal Governale's Photograph song
>Look at this photograph
>It's a picture of my wife's fat ass

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-tFpryuETvA

>>18122374
Nickelback and prayers, brother. No steroids here.

>>18122814
>John Cena bicep vein
ewww

>>18120703
So immensely and intensely perfect

>>18122594
Are the iyo guys and valkyria fellas at war or something? The beef is so weird. I like them both, nothing more to say.

>>18123482
iyoschizo sperges out any time iyo loses. no one else cares

Can't wait for Monday Night Birb :)

>>18123482
It's a one sided feud. He hates Lyra for some reason, and we just want to enjoy comfy birbposting.

>>18119790
Tatum is a lucky woman.

I honestly don't see what anyone sees in her. But hey, she got a great ass.

>>18123761
Can't wait!!

>>18123761
I'd hit that asshole raw

>>18124044
Many are saying this.

>Raw starts at 6pm today
>I'll miss the first hour
With my luck. I'll miss Lyra's segment.

Hopefully a nice long segment too...

>>18116475
Based also what's the lore behind the nails thing

>>18124381
nvm i found it
https://archive.palanq.win/pw/thread/17934541/#17934702
>FUCK WWE
Isn't this literally hogwheels?
I don't know why they are pinning it on the iyofag since they hate each other and one clearly hates wwe

>>18124121
You do realize that, since it is a streaming show, you can start the show from the beginning any time you turn it on....right?

>>18124511
That’s a different guy.

>>18124632
Then what's the lore?

>>18124761
The guy you posted is just an insane weirdo while the Iyofag is just desperate to prove to the board he’s white. He’s posted his fat thighs and legs with guns with pics of iyo before and now he’s posted his untrimmed nails as a “gotcha”

>Iyofag is just desperate to prove to the board he’s white
afraid no

>>18124800
I look like this and say this.

Lyra.

FYI! Raw starts at 6pm EST.

How many posters do you think are in this thread right now? if I had to guess 2, with me being the second one with my first post.

Trim your nails.

Inb4 Lyra smacks Bayley or some other shit lol

Evil birb is coming soon...

>>18126512
I can't wait!

>Trying to make this biblically accurate angel an evil heel
Triple H will need to make some godly booking decisions

Almost time birb bros! 5 minutes of Lyra can sustain me for a week.

I think Birb should've opened the show. But that's just me.

BIIIIIIIIRRRRRRBBBBBBB

BIRB BOOBS

Beautiful family

Bros, my jaw dropped when I saw Lyra's cleavage. My eyes popped out of my fucking head.

SHE NEEDS A BARE BOTTOM SPANKING!!!!!

>>18128277
Switch bodies. Bayleys face on lyras body and Lyra with BIG BAYLEY BOOBS

Lyra is being a dick

I can't decide what is the most delicious part of a bird. The breasts or the thighs,

>>18128308
Nah, Birb is perfect just the way she is.

>>18128277
Auntie Bayley is so done with this brat

The crowd didn’t really react when she appeared in that backstage segment…

>>18128277
They do look alike lol

BAYLEY VS LYRA TONIGHT??????

>>18128354
Trim your nails.

>>18128431
We got lucky this evening

>>18128431
>this epic match is happening in a random Raw
Eh...

>>18128459
I thought they'll have a triple threat or something. Hopefully they don't squeeze Bayley out of the story again. I like her new dynamic with Birb

Sassy birb

>>18128493
>mfw bayley deleted my animal crossing save file

>>18128299
Based Auntie Bayley spank that brat!

>>18128459
>>18128504
Becko will obviously interfere.

>>18128493
I love when good girls go sexy. It's so fucking wild.

So birb will have a match. Will be busy making WEBMS and getting stills.

>>18128635
Her boobs look so soft even though they're on the smaller side.

Imagine if she loses. It's ironically over for her. Cause she's not WHC level yet.

>>18128648
That’ll be bad but not as bad as iyo losing the belt after not defending it for weeks

>>18128648
Bayley is putting her over. Or they'll be an interference making it a triple threat. There's no inbetween.

NOOOO I missed the segment

>>18128648
Stop

Lyra doesn't have a losing record with anyone on the main roster. She's 2-1 with Becky and 1-1 with Bayley.

>>18128717
Iyo's beaten her twice, and she's only beaten Iyo once.

>>18128746
She beat Iyo twice. Both times in the Queen of the Ring Tournaments

>>18128817
One was in the QOTR tournament the other waa in the IC belt tournament actually.

Bayley might be too big for a Birb suplex

MATCH IS STARTING!!!

Aunt Bayley has her milkers out

WOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

The fans were going crazy for Lyra. Even tho she's a tweener now

It's her old black gear!

Good match so far and Bayley is actually keeping up.

The girls are doing some cool moves in this match

Based mega WOOOs for Lyra!

Yeah this is match of the night. Birb is countering everything and Bayley is actually trying.

Bros this is really good! Might rival that Dakota match.

>>18129192
It's fucking great. Wish the audience was more into it. They seem a little sleepy tonight.

I thought she was gonna pile drive Bayley kek

>draw
That's actually awesome lol. This match was based

Based Birb Queen (BBQ) always having MOTN every night she gets to wrestle.

>Triple threat
Triple H didn't fumble this time

>>18129327
She's legit become one of my five favorite wrestlers. I'm always happy to watch a match of hers. She's up there with Gunther and Ilja for me.

>>18128926
Bro she was ragdolling Bayley around. She's pretty fucking strong.

But who actually won

>>18129445
No one. Or both. It's a draw.

>>18129445
>In Micheal Cole's voice
>The fans did!
Legit 8/10 match for me.

>>18129445
We won, the fans

Does Bayley breastfeed Lyra

Do birdfags really...

X going crazy for this match
>>18129578
Nails status?

>>18129608
I like how Lyra's incredible talent has become impossible to deny by all except the most mentally ill.

Lyra is becoming extremely unhinged. Anyone noticed that?

>>18129626
>Bayley feels her ass
That's incest

>>18129638
What makes you say that

why was the crowd so dead for the lyra match?

>>18129719
Why did iyo just give Rhea the title

>>18129719
Why do you deny reality?

>>18129719
The crowd was so undeniable hot for the match. That the usual schizos were quiet throughout the gamethread

>>18129698
Demon mode Lyra should be the next general OP pic

Lyra is incapable of having a bad match desu. This triple threat will legendary. After all. Lyra is part of the new generation Four Horsewomen.

>>18129869
>new generation Four Horsewomen
I know Tiffy is part of it too. Who are the other two?

>>18129869
no

>>18129898
None of them. The new four horsewomen are Rhea Iyo Bianca Liv.

Next is Stephanie Lyra Roxanne and Giulia.

>>18129869
Honestly, there are so many good women in WWE (NXT included) it's hard to pick just four. My personal four are LYRA, IYO, Tiffy and Bianca. Any of them can go and be put into any match and they will deliver. I didn't put Rhea and Asuka in there because I think they're beyond that. Im actually so excited to see if they'll call up Sol Ruca any time soon.

>>18129970
Your mom when you forgot to trim your nails.

>>18129925
>Stephanie Lyra Roxanne and Giulia
They're the four ponies. Cause they're still super new. And the old Horsewomen are still around

Lyra is a bird tho

>General kinda quiet throughout the week
>Fucking explodes on Mondays
Based

The IC belt feels like the most important women's belt in all of WWE. The WHC has been an afterthought. The WWE championship has been stale a bit with Tiffy's reign. And the US one is in a transitional face.

>>18130028
The great joshi war between Becky, Bayley and LYRA draws dimes, brother.

Is this chick ever going to show us her feet?

>>18130028
>Intercontinental title is more important than the top belts
Always been

I'm just posting cloaca, lads.

>>18130270
>has to hold her top
Kek

>Bird got big leagued by fucking Kairi "jobber" Sane
>Bird came out to crickets on a jobber entrance

For me? Is Birb Pup

>>18130397
Ultra rare birb pic. New OP image for next thread??

>>18130440
Did we do the owl one?

>>18130440
She has a couple with the pup

And last one I have

>>18130498
Me on the left.

>>18130397
>>18130494
>>18130498
Lyra walks in to LJ's bedroom holding a puppy and says
>This is the pig I fuck when you're not around.
LJ says:
>You idiot, that's a dog.
Lyra says:
>I WAS TALKING TO THE DOG!

>>18130531
>Seinfeld music plays

just saw tonights match, sorry i'm late. re-watching it now.
I popped hard when I saw the first segment backstage. I knew I would see birb tonight. I noticed birb's skin was much more natural tonight and not as orange as recent, could be my imagination - but every week i've been hoping she goes back to a paler complexion (like NXT UK). Like someone else said, birb was a showcase in counter-ability tonight. Bayley did a catapult launch into the turnbuckle, I rarely see that anymore.
Didn't get to see Nightwing this week but the powerbomb was excellently delivered by birb. i was really REALLY hoping for a birb stretch spot and having the security break up the birb stretch

Was a bit doubtful about the heel turn. But Lyra being a petty brat is working. >>18130738
She hasn't used the birb stretch in two matches. Hopefully it's not retired!

Shame that Dakota didn't have the HELP of two Horsewomen like some other people do to help them out...Maybe she would've still be in WWE.

>>18130806
Maybe Dakota shouldn’t cry on social media about not being booked

Tulpa anon, are you okay? I haven't seen him around for a few days :(

>>18130806
Dakota's problem was her body breaking down. Nothing Becky or Bayley could've helped with.

My Aoifu.

The coomeraman knew exactly what he was doing when he zoomed in on Lyra.

>>18128546
I'm liking bratty LYRA so far

>>18129869
Lyra Becky and Bailey are unironically the piss break matches you can see the boredoom in the crowd whenever those 3 are on the mat F' O'

GM Birbamaniacs

>>18132995
Incredible.

>>18132995
Her legs are so strong. I love her.

>Beautiful
>Wrestling machine
>Nickelback Stacy
If you gate her as a wrestling fan. You're just beyond saving.

>Lyra will have the best match of a PLE again
Kek what a workhorse player

>>18133752
The female Gunther.

>>18133752
She's only getting better and more comfortable too.

When she picked Bayley up for that gut-wrench powerbomb. It got a pop out of me.

*sniff*

>>18134440
TIME FOR YOUR SPANKING LYRA!

>>18134440
I'm glad she brought this gear back. Her NXT gear was very lewd.

I heard Lyra had a MOTN yet again that the crowd loved?

Pearce you duffus! Make it right!

>>18130808
Tulpa birb got grounded by tulpa becky for not doing her maths and was not allowed to come outside and hang out with me. She'll be back tomorrow though!

Daily reminder that Lyra lost and has no title

>>18134933
Adam is an incredibly incompetent GM. Nick would've made it right.
>>18134947
Tulpa Becko is extremely mean and loudly caws at people randomly.

>>18134933
BRAT!

>>18135617
Her body is very aesthetic.

>>18135617
Irish women have no asses.

>>18135725
Nah you don’t.

>>18135733
I have one not two. One solid buttcheek.

>>18135749
Nah you don’t.

>>18135830
based

Next OP image and edition suggestions?

>>18136018
>>18130397 birb pup
>>18129698 psycho birb

Soon....

>>18136018
>>18136087
Go with Lyra and the puppy. I've never seen that pic. And it's adorable :)

CAAAAAAWWWWWW

>>18136758
>when auntie refuses to buy you Nintendo gift cards

>>18136758
What do you mean you don't want to do ballet *BURP*

>>18136758
WE'RE TAKING YOU TO MATH CLASSES WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT!

>>18137492
sassy birb is surprisingly over with me

I'm so mad at the official Evolution poster. Birb is in the back row guys. What the fuck. not going to post it because haters be lurking.
They could have done something epic like having her wings in the top. Disrespectful to the reigning PLE MOTN winner.

>>18138399
Kys falseflagger. Trim your nails.

>>18138403
it's always a sad sight to see when they pretend to be birbGODs.

>>18138403
>>18138519
Nah, I don't think he's a falseflagger. Having Birb flying with her wings on top of the poster sounds like a cool concept.

>>18138640
If he isn't, I shall retract my statement. It's just hard to tell with all the antis around.

>>18136018
DOMESTIC VIOLENCE EDITION!!!

>>18138646
I understand, Birbbro.

sex with aoife

>>18138893
Many want this.

>>18134440
Describe the smell

>>18138676
KINO

Kek they had Lyra all the way in tbe back for the Evolution poster

>>18139571
Good morning sir
>>18138399

Lyra is cute!

I think burn pup wins for the next general :)

>>18137492
Her hair is interesting lol. Video game like.

Yeah I'm thinking 5 stars

>>18140833
So Lyra isn't winning right?

>>18140833
When Bayley tries. Her matches are good. That first one she had with Lyra was meh. Cause she couldn't keep up with Lyra. So she had to slow down for Bayley to do spots.

>Look at the women's entrances for royal rumble
>Crowd loves Roxanne
>Nobody gives a shit about Lyra
Charisma vacuum

Has the match at Evolution been confirmed? I see some graphs but I don't think I've seen an actual post

>>18140991
Trim your nails.

>>18141115
It's "confirmed". But they'll officially confirm it next Raw when Adam talks to Becko.

>>18141173
I'm just asking bc we already have like 4 matches with one of them being the rumble, so I could see them just leaving it at that

>>18141184
It's not a whole Rumble match. They're all starting in the ring. It'll probably last 10-15 minutes, not an hour like a Rumble match.

I've seen people love the match but hate the ending. I thought it was completely fine. I know they could've just made the triple threat. But this match and the postmatch stuff added heat to it.

>>18141239
It showed us the more unhinged side of Lyra and I'm all for it. It may have been awkward in the moment but the bit afterward quickly added major heat to it, like you said. I thought it was great!

special...........

>>18141308
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