Thread 18119314

You gotta love the Punkster, you just gotta. Women sure do.

>>18119314 (OP)
allow me to intoriduce my headcanon. He knows ever since losing the mma fights, he is looked at as an embarassment. Doubly so when he signed back to wwe. Triply so after the sucking saudi dick. He doesnt do drugs or drink. When most people go through rough patches, they do drugs or drink. Since Phil doesnt do drugs or drink, his cope is just trying to get as much pussy as possible to fill his void. Any time this guy is around women, its like a junkie near heroin

>>18119314 (OP)
The lil nigga on the left bouta Jihad him

>>18119314 (OP)
Is this more crisis pr damage control? Still kwaboty bigly.

>>18119314 (OP)
Cunt Moisturizer Punk

>>18119395
Time to be the mf BITW and get these chicks' vags moist
*dun*
Time to be the mf BITW and get these chicks' vags moiiiiiist

>>18119314 (OP)
B-b-but his dick is small

Lmao this killed the tranny 'cord

>>18119314 (OP)
>>18119395
Oh shit, these bitches about to get stoned to death

>>18119314 (OP)
>>18119395
>>18119409
Based Punker got that halal pussy.

Phil should have had his 3 inch pecker beheaded for this pedo shit, Saudis dropped the ball

>>18119314 (OP)
kek what a chad

>>18119314 (OP)
>goes to Saudi
>gets a million dollar bonus
>has a threesome with these two Arab cuties after the show
Phil won. He always does.

>>18119314 (OP)
>Grows as a person and acknowledges his previous takes lacked the nuance of the SA situation.
Based Punkster. Some lgbtq youth probably 41%d themselves over this.

>>18119395
Based Punk. Now he has a harem to look up to next Saudi show.

>>18119314 (OP)
Based Punk. The bit where he penetrated their anals in front of the Saudi fans will echo through the annals of wrestling history. He literally creampied her in the middle of the ring, mouthing "Make me apologize for *this*, bitch" at the hardcam. The Saudis, in a bloodthirsty uproar, tried to stone him, but the Shiek got on the mic and said, "Spare this one, my sons of Ismael, for he is based".

The SAAR intensifies.

How would Phil feel if April was hanging out backstage in TNA, hugging guys and taking pictures with them?

lmao the girls are catching heat

>>18120845
Based. Her brothers are getting the lynching party together

>>18120845
They will be stoned to death, inshallah

>>18120845
Why are lil brown boys threatened by Chez?

>>18119314 (OP)
They want his big cut cock stretching their hairy brown pussies!!!!!! They want their anal virginity to be taken by punskter too!!!!

>>18120870
nah that's you

>>18120866
because hes fucking their girls. duh

>>18120845
Apparently the hand holding is against the rules

>>18119395
Um, where is their designated male escort to prevent such interactions?

>>18119314 (OP)
Why aren’t they in burkas with black rings around their eyes?

>>18120845
18 million views on the original tweet
all of the arabs calling the women whores KWAB

>>18121011
If that was my sister holding hands with a kafir she isnt engaged to I would be busting out that big ass saber they use to execute fags.

>>18120945
There are two large guards flanking them on both sides

>>18119314 (OP)
Chick Magnet Phil

>>18119395
Girl on the left has the same smile and intensity in her eyes as some Arab girls I've known, it's funny to see how strong race is while all the commies passed the last 60 years or so denying its importance or its very existence.
>>18120870
This could totally be the case as I'm aware that girls in muzzie countries often practice anal sex since vag virginity is super important given the stakes on the line in those exuberant weddings and all the associated social shame if it happens that she's not virgin

>>18119314 (OP)
Ok, bros, come here learn something >>/r9k/81661364

>>18121459
Oops, I apologize, MBS >>>/r9k/81661364

>>18121364
>practice anal sex
Practice makes perfect.

>>18119395
these saudi whores will unironaclly cause a saudi incel uprising

>>18121011
kek based af

>>18120945
He's holding their hands bro, can't you see him?

>>18120931
based punk killing arab women

>>18120845
>Dont touch our women, kafir

>>18120845
>Punk got more women killed

punk won

Fuck him

>>18119314 (OP)
Punk won't sleep with them.
He's too cucked to do that stuff.
He'll probably let Xavier Woods and Kofi Kingston fuck them while he stands in a corner and jerks off to them getting BLACKED.

>>18119314 (OP)
This based. Arab chicks are so fucking hot.

>>18121364
That's not how it works, dork. You just get a temporary marriage (nikah mut'a) and you get to have sex with no legal or religious hangups. Punketty couldn't do it though since he's an infidel.

>>18120845
This is 100% what happened when the girls got home.
https://youtu.be/pvou8y19D4I?feature=shared&t=11

>>18121776
meanwhile these brown cryptojews lust after white women. let Israel wipe out the Muslims then wipe out Israel

>>18124140
>You just get a temporary marriage (nikah mut'a) and you get to have sex with no legal or religious hangups.
And, after that Jew fake "marriage" is over, how do you convince her potential next boyfriend to marry her if she's hymenless? Why would he not prefer to try to get a pure woman?
Why would any woman participate in such an arrangement if it leads to her losing upperhand in the sexual value market?
Think about before posting, mein zoomer. A faggot dork is (You)

>>18119314 (OP)
the same look that tony kwab gave the punkster when he met him