Thread 18119826

Inevitability Edition:

Giulia defeated Zelina to become the new WWE Women's United States Champion!
Asuka lost to Jade in the QOTR final. Maybe we'll still get Asuka vs IYO regardless.
IYO is the Women's World Champion. Liv was supposed to be her next opponent but that won't happen now.
Kairi awaits what's next for her. Let's hope she has something important to do.
Sareee is the IWGP Women's Champion.
Sareee announced Sareee-ISM Chapter VIII, set for July 14th.
Meiko is leading Sendai Girls.
Xia and Wendy posting is fine, they're just not officially part of the Klub.

>Sareee & Takumi Iroha vs Saya Kamitani & Natsuko Tora. Sareee-ISM Chapter VIII, July 14th

https://x.com/WWEAsuka
https://x.com/KAIRI_official
https://x.com/Iyo_SkyWWE
https://x.com/giulia0221g
https://x.com/Sareee_official
https://x.com/satomurameiko

https://youtu.be/3B_0HsAhuaM
https://youtu.be/x74xvn2T18E
https://youtu.be/N0qjhprjUeI

KanaChan thanks her fans for the support during her time away:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d7EEDaSj8iY

Previous: >>18093877

say boober please

Asuka's clown look was dimes

Asuka going to AAA

>>18119848
بوبير

>>18119915
>>18119919
Bad Bitchez Only

>>18119908
she's just hungry and wants Mexican food

>>18119907
paint job was cool as hell
and I don't usually find it sexy but fuck.................

Let's post the same 30 pics that were posted at the end of the last thread again guys. That's always fun.

>>18120246
okay lol

>>18120246
yes

m o u n d

>>18120484
>>18120489
puffy players

>>18120502
>>18120489
They're The Moundies
They're handsome, they're brave, they're strong!

Spark Rush

Young Sally. (2018)

love love love Giulia

>>18119921
cute

>>18119908
she can join the clowns crew

>>18120262
cute chubster

Meltzer & Alvarez thoughts/notes on Asuka v Jade;
>Said Asuka was "incredible" in the match, and for it being her 3rd match back from 1yr+ out. 'Still looks great/moves great'
>Said the layout of the match was weird in that Asuka took 90% of the match offense wise, beat Jade's ass convincingly, countered everything she had and clearly came off the better wrestler. Finish was too abrupt/rushed.
*No word on teh botched pin, they must have missed that.
>Asuka came off as not only the better worker and bigger star of the match as a result of how it was laid out, Jade came off as a total afterthought, noted the crowd openly booing her and not caring about anything she did at all.
>Noted the perception WWE is trying to fight that Jade was handed this accolade/push and didn't "earn it"; noted this match or tournament performance did little to nothing to help her at all in that regard. Putting her in there with someone as good as Asuka actually kind of exposed her as being so limited/green as she worked rings around her. And the covering up of the body because of Saudi rules killing her gimmick

>>18121675
>smark seethe
>hating on Tony's escaped toy
>still begging Kana to make the jump at 45.
Literally who cares? And don't say I do because i don't.

>>18122067
What post are you responding to Anon?
I think you've misread that

>>18120886
Hojo Couture Magazine

>>18122067
>still begging Kana to make the jump at 45.
Sorry where are you seeing that written in >>18121675 ? or any mentions of AEW/Tony Khan ? Where are you seeing that in what I wrote?
I'm so confused by this unhinged response.

Jerry Fish

>>18119826 (OP)
1st for Iyo <3

>>18120750
awww

=~~~[ Absolute|y Dimes & Quite Regal ]~~~(+__oo)

>>18119907

(( |[ Hey I Found [a Key]. ] ))

>>18122067
are you okay?

>>18119826 (OP)
Throwback pic

Giulia webms from SmackDown

last from SmackDown

and Giulia's appearance at Night of Champions

>>18120489
>>18120227
>>18119915

= [ Do you Guys want to Know a Secret about Heaven & Earth? ]

>>18119826 (OP)
Ghoulia sucks

>>18123633
seething Bushidrone

>>18123612
Heaven is a place on Earth?

>>18123863
|[ Something like That ]+

=~~~[ I Am The Designer of Heaven. ]~~~(+__oo)

>

last

>>18124216
>Returns looking Better Than Ever
How do it Occur
>>18124222

Webmchad doin WORK
ty brother

fat redditor with untrimmed nails edition

>>18124932
please leave your nonsense in other threads

please call him Link

>>18125782
gotta love the Linkster

>>18124308
Just awful.

I heard that on the July 4th episode of SD, Giulia is gonna defend the US title in a red, white, and blue pudding match.

>>18126497
Jade was bad the entire match and even after. Asuka targeted her right leg during the match then after Jade won she started selling her left leg.

>>18126605
Jesus I didn't even notice that bit.
Asuka did the best she could with the absolute dogshit they gave her to work with.
Onwards and upwards we go to better things.
Jade is not her problem anymore. If that match is the best she can deliver with the #1 in ring worker in her locker room? Time to pull the plug.

>>18124275
s t r o n k

>>18126775
>Jesus I didn't even notice that bit.
watching live I didn't, but on rewatching to make webms I did
>Time to pull the plug.
it's pretty obvious they want to justify overpaying for Jade by giving her a big push even though she should be in NXT, especially now since the women's division there is pretty weak

>>18127083
yeah it's total sunk cost fallacy. they really fucked it not sending Jade to NXT to get better and learn how to work and get house show reps to practice. She'll winn at Summerslam but Naomi crashes in. And unless Jade gets better somehow I don't see them ever going back to her.
I wonder what Asuka/Kairi/Iyo will be up to tonight on Raw

>>18127462
Rhea is opening the show so I'm guessing she cuts a "I WANT MY TOITLE BACK!" promo to set up her vs IYO

>>18127462
Why the hell did they send, and keep, Ethan Page in NXT, but have the green as goose shit Jade go right to the main roster? I'd say it's because Hunter wants to show he can book talent better than when Tony had them, but Ethan's situation negates that. Is it something as simple as it being an affirmative action move?

>>18127659
NXT's men's division sucks and needs Page, though I think he may be getting called up soon

>>18128500
strange shoes

sorry, no Asuka vs IYO

>Kairi video package
Kabuki still runs the game

>>18129136
>storm mentiond
Lets go Kairi.

Love Julia

>>18129895
I miss Himeka, but need to wife Yurie.

>>18129933
Id totally marry Maika

>>18130013
Nothing wrong with Maika. She seems like a fun chick to be around, but I've been smitten with Yurie since she first debuted as Fuka's replacement as ring announcer.

>>18129136
>>18129167

>>18128787
No Asuka full stop either. She has backstage heat for being more over than Jade.

>Iyo had to kiss gonorrhea's ass
>No Asuka
>Kairi got a weird video that came off like she is debuting soon
>No Giulia on SD this week
Bad weeks bros

>>18129136
based
https://x.com/WrestleOps/status/1939832582386196740

>>18130054
IT'S LIKE THE 3 NINJAS ALL OVER AGAIN

>>18130541
wouldn't be surprised if Asuka and Kairi end up being the Raw team to be part of the Evolution four-way match, or rather they should because there really isn't anyone else that makes sense

>>18130592
Maxxine and Natalya

>>18130573
kino 2bh

>>18130686
come on, not a real team with any credibility

IYO talking about the match with Rhea
https://www.instagram.com/p/DLjADi4Ntbh/

Auska taking a shit

>>18131043
shitting out mochi pizza

>>18131043
why did you post this in the Stardom thread, too?

>>18132553
what a shame

>no Giulia
>no Asuka
>Iyo, reigning world champion, pushed to the edge while her opponent gets the place of honor
not lookin good, kabukibros
https://x.com/TripleH/status/1940032685071532467

>>18132621
It’s a poster

Someone’s upset kabukis run the game

>>18132685
No, it's a chart indicating who is getting released next. Can't you read?

when you make webms there is a kairi main event match in the most recent main event episode on the cock

Anyone see that Master Ken did a video with Xia?

https://www.instagram.com/masterameriken/reel/DLP7q0-O75d/

which kabuki takes the biggest shits?

>>18133079
I'm fairly certain that Master Ken is dating Zeda Zhang (She's in a bunch of his videos now).

>>18133118

|[ -~*Grab*~- ]

Maybe Kabuki Warriors will be the Raw team for the 4 way tag title match?

>>18133159
Maybe...

=~~~[ https://youtu.be/Lki0QYPInsU?si=eDZoZOwx44cMQ44f ]~~~[+__oo]

>>18132621
meanwhile

>>18133159
It will be the Bellas

>>18132621
what a shitty poster

>>18133359
Needs more Iyo but it'll do!

>>18133530
praying she doesn't get stuck in the Secret Hervice vortex

>>18128787
Can still happen at Summerslam

>>18132553
Man if he books Rhea to win the belt back here after doing less than nothing with Iyo for over 3 months........that's just shitty.
Bad booker

>>18132696
Very many cases

>>18133359
ah the real poster

fuck Gaytch

>>18134278
Indeed

if you want to watch that Sareee and Iroha tag match from Marvelous, it's up on vk. Skip to 1:59:35 for their entrance.
vk.com/video-217831186_456240230

>>18133434
>It will be the Bellas
that would suck

>>18134330
thanks bro gonna check this out

>>18133836
I respect Kay Lee Ray and Viper (WWR legends)

>>18133081
I mean....................
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D2KZZKsWnEc

>>18135216
should have kept Blair and made a Stardom faction

>>18133359
>Being Masami Odate

>>18123470
Giulia been watching her Super Dragon tapes

>>18124265
alluring & erotic dance

>>18124290
bruh it breathed

>>18124290
>>18137134

>>18132553
well at least she will get the main event

...right?

Giulia Gabagool

>>18130592
>>18130686
>>18133159
>>18133434
asuka + kairi makes the most sense kayfabe wise, asuka has story with charlotte and alexis, kairi is feuding with rox and raquel

but if they are gonna job to charles and alexis, i would prefer the bellas or nattie and maxxine

>>18137626
This would be cool for maybe a 1 time Kabuki Warrior reunion (just keep them out of the finish entirely) and then they can both go back to their singles runs. Kairi's vignette this week specifically showed her targeting singles gold too, o that seems to be the idea for them both right now

more workers for the rice field.
Yuu and Miyuki Takase have officially signed with Sendai Girls (although both were more or less de facto part of the roster anyway)

also, Giulia's title win got a mention in the Weekly Pro Wrestling magazine

(([ Moon Ruins ])
/[ That's |AsUkA| Humor ]

>>18134330
Why don’t you try supporting the product

>>18138861
This one will make for a good strong plough hand

>>18138798
>Why don’t you try supporting the product
why don't you?

>>18139497
retiring in six months, please understand

shooters

>>18139866
More time to work on the farm.

Oh, you didn't know?
https://x.com/BrianRDJames/status/1940335604845453329

>>18140500
mmmm wouldn't wanna mess with them

Kross fan

>>18140934
>she brings her belt to training sessions
What a mark

>>18140942
Tradition

>>18140975
A+ players in the front

>>18141020
except for Riddle

>>18141377
He's a Hep A+ player

>>18138798
Why don't you try supporting these nuts inside your mouth

>>18140934
Giulia looking very Italian here

Ok. Why do all these women do this BJJ thing when wrestling is a work and their kicks mostly look like shit anyway?
I love the pics we get and I don't want to be ungrateful but, it seems like a gigantic waste of time.

>>18142548
they do it for fun and to hang out with the other asian girls once a week

>>18142548
like >>18142578 said I imagine it's more of a social thing where they work out together

>>18140975
I wonder if any of the /Kabuki/ and /Kabuki/ adjacent women looked at any of the Riddle lewds? And if so, did they flick the bean to them?

>>18141377
He's a world champion, so he's eligible for that commendation.

>>18142779
>He's a world champion
of what?

>>18142895
MLW
C-rate fed
Not a serious promotion

NEW KCTV
>Travel to Saudi Arabia and Emotions
>After my second match since returning, I'm heading to Saudi Arabia for the Queen of the Ring tournament finals
>A Vlog that covers my journey from before I left Saudi Arabia to entering Saudi Arabia and up until the match.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YO9BD7gvRaI

average /kabuki/ poster

>>18143065
she sure did eat a lot in this episode. i bet she vomited on her husband afterwards. her english is really good now.

>>18143884
>i bet she vomited on her husband afterwards
she's not like that

>>18144381
maybe she isn't but her husband might be

>>18143065
>that thumbnail
wow O_O
REMINDER; Switch the audio to track 2 Original Japanese to get rid of AIslop autodubbing

>>18143065
How the fuck deep was that box that she ate all of that food out of. She had beef, muscles, shrimp and a bunch of other stuff in there. I also wonder if the ladies get some sort of reception dinner like the men do when they go over there. I remember some of the pearl clutching going on when Taker and Brock were sitting next to each other when that video came out of Saudi a few years ago and how it was killing kayfabe and shit like that.

>>18140952
Pierre Woodman???

>>18143884
nah, Her sumo like appetite is legendary.
She can handle her food.

>>18143773
No, just your average mentally ill Edrone stalker.
MANY such cases.

>>18143065
nice travel vlog
Final frame goes hard

Kairi vignette webms from RAW

>>18143773
Who is this fucking idiot?

>>18145808
not me, I'm banned from twitter for calling assplay a gay loser who sucks at wrestling and calling chuck a washed up hag

>>18143773
Actually if you knew anything about this thread you'd know we run off anyone who gets schizo like this about them

io

>>18146222
>>18146227
EVIL is a lucky man

>stands in the corner and watches while his wife embraces another man
kek what a cuck

>>18146316
dogshit wrestler tho.
so bad.

>>18146316
GMS!

>>18146964
I would die for those feet.

>>18146222
Luckiest rock

>>18147423
I want to be that rock when I die and come back reincarnated

>>18146222
>>18146227
iyoooooooooooooooooooooooo

board is moving quickly

>>18148452
Some big news break?

>>18148688
>>18148452
it's thursday, aka ratings day, aka no milly day. shitposting starts before the ratings come out

>>18148697
don't ratings for wrestling shows come out pretty much every day? why are Thursdays so manic

>>18148871
Their faces and poses reveal a lot on how they act during sex. Look at gorilla Giulia being all aggressive.

>>18148880
>why are Thursdays so manic
Trannymite

>>18148880
tranymite ratings come out on thursdays and those are the funny ones

She looked better like this

>>18132553
>Loses Queen of the Ring
>Loses Money in the Bank
>I WANT A TITLE MATCH
>Just gets it

>>18148950
IYO could have picked ANYONE for her opponent and picked Rhea. Just lazy as fuck booking.

>>18148950
>>18148982
it's even more retarded when you consider last year
>IYO loses her title
>IYO do you want your mandatory rematch?
>NO
>joins QotR to get a title shot
>joins MitB to get a title shot
>joins a battle royal to get a title shot
>joins the rumble to get a title shot
>joins the chamber to get a title shot

Iyo lost the qualifier and Rhea gifted her a title shot stop whining

>>18149016
They are only whining because they are scared Rhea could win and wouldn’t be worried about anyone else Iyo could face

>>18149016
Rhea got IYO disqualified. Rhea literally cost IYO the match

>>18146492
majestic woman

>>18148917
True, but she's heel now.
Has to look not as appealing as she could.

>>18149037
there was an actual reason why Rhea gave IYO the title match

>>18149016
>>18149431
>Good reason in storyline vs no reason in storyline mmm
At least they could've referenced that and say IYO is returning the favor, instead of starting the segment with Rhea and having IYO appear and say ok I want to give you title shot

>>18148871
who is to the right of tozawa? miyu?

>>18149451
nah I think she's just a friend of Sumie's and she's not a wrestler

>>18148992
they really should have had IYO stay on SmackDown until SummerSlam last year so they could do the Damage CTRL triple threat. She gets her rematch, Bayley can still retain, and the story is finished.

>>18148917
Roidlia is her best look

>>18150389
Lynchian

>>18150389
>>18150602
|[ No Comment. ]

(( [ |: But I Made 1 Tho. |:| ]~~~=(!;}< >| ))

>>18150602
She is an auteur

>>18151163
*autist

and someone got banned

>>18149785
That’s stupid

>>18151839
|[ Really... ]

{{{[ -~*(Serious Punch)*~- ]}}}
{{{[ -~*(Emotional Upperstrike)*~- ]}}} ]~~~~~~~((~))

(( [ We'll Sort This Out. ]| ))

=~~~~[] |: https://youtu.be/yCGFfz7LfDQ?si=duOW6E4DRYUcJV32 / , , , ,

/ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~{???}

{ And Infinity>Into>The>Portal>
{ or Were That Eternity?

>>18152034
very smol people

>>18152034
mmmmmm badasses

>>18146492
Unreal beauty

Has Kairi's match on Main Event been uploaded to YT yet?

>>18152678
no, but someone uploaded it to X
https://x.com/KotasIdiots/status/1939129812934873460

>>18152839
oh cool thx

>>18153168

|[ Oh Brother, Xia and Her Cowgirl Boots... ]

[ Nice Sign By The Way. ]||

(( =[ Has This Become Comical Yet? ]= ))

>>18153273
cowgirl boots and a fedora, what a combination

>>18153352
In this moment, she is truly enlightened y'all

>/
>Free live broadcast confirmed!
>＼

>WWE EVOLUTION
>The all-women WWE revolution returns!
>All women! All in!

>Iyo, ASUKA, Kairi, Giulia—
>Japan’s “golden generation” of women wrestlers
>might clash on the world’s biggest stage!
>You absolutely can’t miss it.

> 7.14 (Mon) from 8:00 AM
> Free live broadcast on ABEMA

https://x.com/Abema_wrestling/status/1941066957593391556

>>18153882
hoping Giulia gets a real match instead of being in the stupid ass battle royal

>>18153882
>might clash on the world’s biggest stage!
>might
GREAT promotion there WWE

>>18155460
yeah that's pretty lame

Who remembers Kana's doggy

>>18153882
>Iyo, ASUKA, Kairi, Giulia
>Japan’s “golden generation” of women wrestlers
We're gonna need a lot more dot matrix printer paper;
Cos those some Big Facts

Sareee is currently on her way to America for the Suckybad show in L.A.
https://x.com/Sareee_official/status/1941100134374502792

>>18156191
kek that money laundering Fed still exists?
Hey good for her she gets paid and to travel on their dime

HALT!
You better be only using licensed & official video game software and hardware products!

>>18156484
nip autism about vidya and perms is so fucking funny with the shit happening with vtubers

>>18156538
>>18156545
I really hope she finds a good man and settles down. Maybe back off on the exercising a bit and try not to sweat the small stuff.

>>18156612
or she could y'know try having literlly any other interest at all that isn't fitness/working out/exercising
She seems like she'd be boring af to try and relate to

>>18156670
No need to be a cunt, mate.

=~~~[ {;Asuka Kynetic;}|: Just So We're [Crystal]-]\Fucking/[-[Clear]-( ~ )

[| ~{}< Before we [get Started]. . . |]

(( [ :|{Dragon King}<<< It Weren't A Joke. |:| ] ))

)))) -~*((O))bliter//A\\tion B(o)(O)p*~- ((((

>>18157219
Do not take away an image post slot with your schizo bullshit
We Don't Care

>>18157239
>"Asuka-san, prs notice!!"
kek

>>18157219
OMFG GodAnon is back???!!

>>18156883
You're response is far more cunty than what >>18156670 wrote.

>>18157296
(( |[ |: It's What I Claimed. |:| ] ))

>Asukashizo nuked
>god remains undefeated

>>18157583
>Asukashizo
>shizo
like the dog?

>Asukaschizo nuked
quick post 'ris wearing crosses

>>18153882
>>18154079
>>18155460
>>18155851
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA WHAT A SHIT SHOW!

>>18157647
what is shizo? >>18157583

>>18157691
I don't care
They didn't put Julia in the poster

>nobody responded to him in /iyo/, or his safepace hugbox thread /arrrr/ (all ssmefagged replies) either so he's in here, a thread he "hates" begging for attention.
Your life is so sad

>outdraws Iyo
>outdraws Asuka
>outdraws Kairi
>outdraws Giulia
>outdraws everyone on Slopolution
>outdraws WWE
>outdraws Marigold
>outdraws /cuckbuki/
THANK YOU QUEEN TAM

nobody cares about your schizo thread war bullshit

>>18157775
Why you keep ban evading?

+++{Initiate Grind Protocol}+++

>>Eclectic Louis Jude Ferrigno Sr. (/fəˈrJɡnoʊ/;)

>< {HULKamania Is Running Wild Brother} ><

[Take Your [Vitamins], Say Your Prayers] *****

>>18157775
It's entirely one sided.
Coming from that one schizo we ran out of here ages ago who can't let go of a grudge, like a child. So he talks to himself all day over in /arrrr/ about how dumb and poopy /kabuki/ thread is. To no audience or interaction.
nobody ever responds to agree with him so he just does it himself
Sad life that

>>18157921
oh and he makes /iyo/ completely unusbale with his off topic schizo bullshit

The jews are seething because Kairi is Christian. Happy 4th!

>>18157963
You really pissed KS off. He's talking to himself again.

>>18157963
>>18157974
lol fucking this

Lets get back to on topic posting about Asuka/Kairi/Iyo etc and not let self-absorbed trolls who think they are the main character derail this thread

>>18157992
>Asuka/Kairi/Iyo
They all suck and can't draw. Evolution is a flop and outdrawn by Tam and Stardom. KWABOTY contender.

>>18157745
I saw this too

>>18157702
yeah what is 'shizo' ?

>>18157992
nah, I'm with God Schizo. I saw him strike down another poster. I think we should let him keep doing his gimmick
holy shit I need organize my NAS my shitposting folder is an unusable mess

>>18157755
I KNEEL

>>18158032
>holy shit I need organize my
GOOD MORNING SAAAAAAR

>>18158063
turn your monitor on dude

>mogs all the traitor r-joshi in your path
Holy based Queen we're all kneeling

>>18157745
I saw these posts as well in those threads
What a sad lonely life

>>18158113
disgusting politicking whore. will burn her own promotion to the ground to be top girl

>>18157346
Then why did he get banned?

>>18158391
it's trev and he was melting down in literally every ratings thread

My president

>>18119826 (OP)
>>18124263

/[ Happy fourth of July ]likewise)

<( Now Share it with The Rest of The Planet. )

(( =~~~[ |: Yeah right, as if I wouldn't show up |Today|. |:| ]| ))

|-[Independance]-[Day]-
\

-~[ \ / *Firecrackers* \ / ]~-

WWE treats Asuka like shit.

>Kairi video on RAW
>Giulia video on Smackdown
Kabukis run the game

Giulia really fumbled her first 4th of July. She's United States Champion and didn't post anything USA. Rossy's faildaughter.

>>18159386
She’s the greatest United States champion.

>>18159386
She was born in England anon, they don't know what Independence Day is

fr tho since coming to the us her social media game has been piss poor

>>18159545
>social media game

Love our Japanese Italian champion of the United States

>>18159591
unlucid

>>18158434
So, I guess he was being a cunt then.

>>18158852

=[ It Was Our Best Shot - Obvious|y ]=

|[ Meaning - It can't really be anything other than Correct. ]

>>18159386
She was born in England and part Italian and Japanese. We beat them 250 and 80 years ago each, respectively. She's probably seething about that if anything.

= [ Asuka's Pretty Good. ]~{To: A||]

= [ Something About Checkmate ]~{To: The World's Most Prominent Wrong Person]

}/ ~~~(Merry Christmas Everyone.)

>>18159386
Fuck you buddy

They are saying Giulia is the greatest American ever

>>18160354
hey giulia. keep lurking retard.

>>18160354
our blessed american white woman champion of the united states of america of white people

>>18160616
beautiful married Hapa woman

bump

>>18162594
Sally vs Momo

>>18162596
Sareee vs Momo and Sareee vs Suzu are the only matches worth watching in the block

They’re calling her Cutelia

>>18160616
Kek what primary champion!

>>18162594
I'm curious about how good a match Sareee can get out of Hanako and Komomo.

I'll make new soon

NEW
>>18163508