Thread 18123348

Tony sacrificed Phil for Jungle Boy. A guy who’s not even working the promotion atm

>>18123348 (OP)
GRIM

>>18123348 (OP)
The wheel chair bound suidae shan’t be liking this one I reckon

Regardless of the content, anyone posting heel ucey shit as threads should be banned.

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Isn’t this guy a 46 year old Armenian who works at a liquor store

>>18123371
they're in here deflecting and seething already!

>>18123371
>>18123401
I've never seen this level of rent free mental illness on aspw before

>>18123381
>trying to shoot the messenger in order to distract from the message
Obese behavior

>>18123348 (OP)
M-muh walk ups........

>>18123348 (OP)
The campaign to make Punk cool again is underway.

>>18123424
Punk became cool again when he solo'd the Elite, choked Jungle Bitch, and was completely vindicated by AEW collapsing without him

>>18123438
>collapsing without him
>got a new TV deal after he left
have sex

>>18123377
Why nigga, does it help you? Shut the fuck up you whiny bitch

>>18123348 (OP)
>26 tickets distributed in the last week
GRIM

>>18123424
The campaign to showcase how much of a loser you are is working i see

>Beat a bitch ass preshow nepobaby in a fight for talking shit
>Tell your boss you quit
>Have a match with your buddy anyway
>Pop a rating months later for a company you don't even work for any more with footage of said fight that they showed on purpose for some reason??
GOAT shit

>>18123438
>Punk became cool again

>>18123372
face ucey board newfag

>>18123448
How's that new TV deal going? Rampage got canceled as part of it and now Collision is getting canceled too.

>>18123348 (OP)
Holy Fucking PISSANTAMOLI! We are witnessing the death of Gayew in real time. NO THOUSY IN CHICAGO! KEK!

>>18123466
I heard Coke Tony even showed the Punk footage to help get the TV deal. I bet those WBD guys didn’t even know he wasn’t with the company anymore. kek

>>18123372
>>18123377
This.

>>18123371
>>18123406
You were right lol

>>18123348 (OP)
Hide thread

I enjoy laughing at AEW but fuck twitterfags

>>18123560
Hiding it doesn't make it any less true, aew is failing because of Tony's poor decisions

>>18123348 (OP)
I don't like philly phil but he's the only one repping this shithole of a city and for that, and the fact that i fucking hate aew, i support him.

>>18123372
that part

>>18123348 (OP)
>Ballroom
A literal bingo hall kek

I’m starting to think wwe fans are either zoomers or just ppl that lack any business sense.

Nice to see how this clown forgot to mention they are holding 7 shows in Chicago. So arena costs are saved and along with production costs. Normally aew dynamite hits 4K so pretty much aew sells 800 to 900 per show it’s a win.

This is a smart move for aew if they can move tickets to all 7 shows- also a few shows on Thursday again if the wwe fans would have any ounce of logic they would notice that aew is testing out Thursdays

>>18123348 (OP)
I know we like to have fun here but this is legitimately grim. I don't want AEW to actually go out of business, where will all the shitters go??

>>18124150
>So arena costs are saved and along with production costs
This is an extremely bad thing because it means Shad is cutting off Tony's money supply and whatever pay raise WBD gave AEW it clearly isn't enough. If all was well then Tony wouldn't be doing residencies in bingo halls to slash costs. This is a sign of a very sick company.
>if the wwe fans would have any ounce of logic
Nigga you don't have a milligram of logic

stop posting screenshots of this exposed butthurt bitch

>>18123348 (OP)
Lmaooooo

He will hate this bump

>>18123348 (OP)
South Dublin is losing sleep over this one.

>>18124176
I don’t understand this logic. There’s plenty of promotions for shitters to go to. The shittiest ones will drop off and do something else with their life as they should, and the ones that are actually somewhat decent will make the indies a better place. They’ll actually have a better career there and wrestle more often. They just won’t be getting overpaid anymore.

>>18123348 (OP)
I think Punk mindbroke HogWheels even worse than Vince has. I would bet he’s literally shitting himself over Punk.

>>18125253
Afraid so

AEW's only mistake is they gave CM punk everything he wanted, never shouldve lost to hanger, this nigga cant even buckshot, needed them WWE jewish stem cells to be able to move again lmaooo

>>18123372
It's a Kylie board

>>18123348 (OP)
Jungle Boy
Cole
Hook
Yuta
Action Janetti
Lee Johnson
Daniel Garcia

All need to go to NXT, and stay there. I'm telling you. Get rid of them and the roster is already better.

>>18125253
Because he used to be the biggest mark for Punk. Punk broke his heart.

>>18126373
I would keep cole and make him a chickenshit heel that wears gamer shirts

>>18126379
He would get depressed and boing himself. Vince wanted Cole as a manager in WWE, and he damn near tried swallowing a whole bottle of paracetamol on stream. Mario Kart music was in the background.

>>18126405
lol oh shit, that would work insanely well if he did it on AEW programming

>>18124150
>normally AEW hits 4k
Nah they are lucky to get 2k most weeks but you already knew that, ya coping son of a bitch

>>18124150
weren't trannies just making fun of bischoff ticket sales months out from the show yesterday

>>18123472
>this is basic tarpenomics

>>18123472
Stop posting this you are hurting real people.

>>18123472
Here is all the times you've spammed that image since Thursday
https://archive.palanq.win/pw/search/image/TP2Y1sYqNDCL6mOn3dG92Q/
AEW Derangement

Why do you fucks care about a whole single venue? In my opinion, this would make a pretty kino option. More nostalgic feeling like early WCW & ECW, based setup and a lively audience. Just cause it doesn't take place in a basketball stadium doesn't mean it's gonna be bad. Better to have all the audience there instead of a half empty arena.

>>18123348 (OP)
What’s a combo ticket?

>>18123348 (OP)
>aragon ballroom
Their backup venue used to be in Hoffman Estates, but seems they can't even fill that out anymore. But here's the twist... I live down the street from Aragon Shithole.

That means I'll be seeing AEW fans face to face all over, parking in front of my condo, cutting thru my yard, stinking up the neighborhood.

Should I see this as serendipitous or as a sign to put my money where my mouth is: actually find an AEWfag irl and finally beat them to death? Please advise.

>>18126995
u already know what u have to do
p.s. if u need backup let me know
I dream about smashing in aew skulls

>>18126873
>one single venue
>all in in two weeks

>>18126873
The place is a shithole dude. Hardly viable for minor musical acts or comedians, let alone a fucking wrestling show.

>>18126995
>AEW fans
Don’t worry Anon, there’s only a few of them.

>>18127030
Morrissey and Babymetal are playing there, do you really just spend all day on the internet spreading disinfo about the #2 wrestling company in North America from your 3rd world hovel? lmao kys yesterday

>>18126849
>Here is all the times you've spammed that image since Thursday
>https://archive.palanq.win/pw/search/image/TP2Y1sYqNDCL6mOn3dG92Q/
>AEW Derangement

>>18126849
9 times. Wow that's a lot.

>>18127084
>but WWE!
change the record already, sheesh

I swear GAyEW cucks are exactly like their "worst enemy" CM Phil - what do you call it,
>"Grievence Collector"
something like that
Aewtists spend all day keeping record of all the times they got BTFO. No wonder they're so fucking miserable 24/7.
We don't want you here so just fucking leave already! You love the abuse. AEWcucks.

>>18123467
How is parodying John Cena uncool?

>>18124150
>Normally aew dynamite hits 4K

You must have been in a coma since 2022.

>>18127017
Show them your dick. Attack the first one that goes for your bait

>>18126995
AEW fans are fat and disgusting pigs. I fucked my buddy's gf and she was a slob, thicc in all the wrong places. Like a garbage bag stuffed with mashed potatoes. Well, I'm fucking this whore and she stops about 45 mins in and says she's gotta set the DVR for her bf's show. Tells me it's AEW prowrestling. So I picked up a lava lamp and cracked it over her fucking head. Waited till her bf got home and beat his ass with a bicycle chain from the garage. Before I left, I smashed their tv and DVR threatening to return with a gang of black gangbangers to rape them if they ever watch AEW ever again.

>>18127141
Get a Clue, Miz.

>>18123348 (OP)
Chicago is lame anyway. No real loss on Tiny's end.

>>18127377
WTF

>>18123348 (OP)
Cody and the Bucks did over 11k with just a youtube show. Tony can't even hope to hit 1.5k with six years of television and millions of dollars flushed down the drain.

>>18127377
>I fucked my buddy's gf and she was a slob, thicc in all the wrong places.
This doesn't make her look worse than you.

>>18127730
He lost Philly too. Also England. What else does he have left?

>>18127074
A has been and a never was? Wow.

>>18128127
Dailys place

>>18123348 (OP)
Grim indeed

>>18123348 (OP)
>Heel Ucey

>Say AEW should run smaller venues
>They run smaller venues
>They fill it 90% two weeks before the show
>oH wUT hApPeN?!

Pigs are so fucking stupid. Philpigs are the absolute stupidest. Twitter Philpigs are something so beyond stupid humans haven't even named it yet.

>>18127147
Some of you wwe fans are just clowns

Chicago realized he's a ** Bootlicker.

Chicago's starting to wise up about the rest of it frankly. Did you see their No Kings protest? It was like a Brony meetup outside your local library.

>>18123438
So he was never cool?

>>18130968
Running a building that can hold 20,000 being downgraded to one that can only hold 1000 isn't the same as running one that can hold 8,000

>>18130968
lol this AEWpig is seething so hard. AEW should've run 4k to 5k seat venues back when they were drawing between 4k and 5k. But now AEW is so dead and KWAB'd that Tony(still btw) is forced to do residencies in bingo halls to save money. He's running small venues now for very bad no good reasons.

>>18123348 (OP)
Kylie Rae got raped in the simmering, sweltering summer of 2019.

>>18127105
>>"Grievence Collector"
that's not a real thing but it does describe aew fans here precisely

>>18130976
>Did you see their No Kings protest?
I was shocked there was no "peaceful" rioting/looting. Antifa didn't even understand the assignment. Nobody did.

"NO KINGS" wtf is that anyway? We're not England. Even though we now have to provide asylum to Prince Harry and Megan Markle. I wonder if Brits hate Megan because she's a nigger?

>>18131225
Don't joke about Kylie's rape. Thanks to Jericho she had to start all over at square one and is the oldest rookie in WWE's developmental.

>>18127979
You've never hooked up with one of your friend's girlfriends? That shit happened all the time in my experience. And nobody ever got mad about it because it ain't no fun if the homies can't have some.

Tony needs to book Elayna Black v. Skye Blue in a Chicago Naked Pudding Match

>>18131695
I'd finally watch AEW

>>18123438
he has never been cool

>>18132099
But enough about Tony

>>18127105
>Grievence

e-drones can't speak English

He hatin'

>>18133031
Who?

>>18123348 (OP)
tony kwab also runs the same towns like thrice a month

>>18134547
Where are they setting up residency? I forget, but I know it's soon.

>>18124200
How is this hypocrisy? Mariah May can both be a dollar store Tiffany AND STILL way better than Sashit and Dimeless.

The only hypocrite I see is you being cool with some rando on Twitter making fun of WWE, bjt then being mad when that same rando on Twitter made fun of AEW.

You got so mad about it that you saved screenshots of some rando Twitter user's tweets to repost on an entirely different website lol

>>18135316
Cook that faggot

>>18135149
Chicago and Philly. 2300 arena for Philly. Not sure the name of the Chicago venue but it only holds like 1,000

>>18124200
KEK
roasted that fraud

>>18135316
He had nothing for this

>>18123348 (OP)
AEW lost the entire planet lol

>>18138126
Fair and motherfucking true

>>18123348 (OP)
Why did AEW fail?

>>18139201
You tell me

>>18123381
>a 46 year old Armenian who works at a liquor store
Dimes. Paul, make the call.

No slidey!

He won't like this!

https://x.com/WrestleTix/status/1938931189269582217

"Available Tickets: 436
Available Combo Tickets: 29
Current Setup: 1,144
Tickets Distributed: 679"

>>18145662
AND STILL!

>>18132258
speaking relies on transliteration, not orthography, you fukin retard

>>18146175
>fukin

>>18146208
that was the joke, good job

>>18145662
No 700?

There was a drive by shooting in River North last night, near where AEW is gonna be in Uptown. 4 dead and 14 injured. Some club hosting a rap party.

Gang violence + retaliation is what's on deck. And I'm reaching out to my contacts all over the city. Let them know that the Decipals gang will be at the AEW show, if they want payback.

Then I just kick back and laugh as the news reports:
>"8 AEW fans dead and 22 injured in front of Aragon Ballroom."

>>18145662
Holy motherfucking shit without Punk there's no reason to go to Chicago is there

>>18147708
They pretended Jungle Bitch was a draw in Chicago for all of about 2 shows

>>18123348 (OP)
kek i love laughing at aew
hahahahahahaha!

>>18145662
Holy Kwabamoli! How many shows are they doing there? It’s gonna be a MORGUE.

>>18123348 (OP)
is that less than NXT PLE crowds?

>>18148255
That's less than NXT TV warehouse crowds

>>18145662
Another nail in the Gayew Coffin.

>>18148158
This tired forced gimmick will never draw

>>18123348 (OP)
>Shitcago
Oh no that sucks

>>18123348 (OP)
Maybe so, but Heel Ucey has yet to lose his virginity

>>18149264
So he shares that in common with you.

>>18123348 (OP)
AEW has lost everyone expect paid shills and mentally ill people

>>18150263
paid shills
>Meltzer, Sapp
mentally ill people
>rovert
sounds about right

>>18123348 (OP)
Grim

>>18123348 (OP)
New York is next

Why did he fire his biggest draw for some little faggot that hasn't been on TV in a year?

>>18150263
>expect

>>18154187
>November was a year ago

Phil got outdrawn by Cole btw

>>18147705
>"8 AEW fans dead and 22 injured in front of Aragon Ballroom."
I prayed for it. And it happened.

>>18154230
Phil was the single most important person in AEW and if you doubt that just look how absolutely fucked AEW is in his absence.

>>18154426
So was Cody

>>18155173
It's crazy how bad they fumbled him. Legit megestar and they wasted him.

>>18156217
Tony fumbles everything

Why are there so many hours long gaps between the posts in this thread
and nobody is replying to anyone else or having conversation/discussion and they are all just 2-3 word replies to the OP
Once every few hours
What is that about eh

>>18123348 (OP)
holy mother fucking based cm punk

>>18123466
how’s that blood covered cock taste? mohammed made you his bitch lmao

>>18123348 (OP)
Didn't they want to go there for the history factor or something

>>18158259
What history?