Thread 18123680

What the fuck were they thinking?

>>18123680 (OP)
it was a dimes gimmick

>>18123680 (OP)
That having an entertaining gimmick the average viewer can understand is more worthwhile than muh strong style inoki worship and dropkick spam, and they were correct because there are 500 people on Earth who have watched her wrestle outside of NXT and only Cagematch gives a fuck

>>18123680 (OP)
Weinstein fed

>>18123680 (OP)
what a farce

>>18123680 (OP)
Based gimmick. The first time she showed up in NXT I was looking for the code.

Do you bros think she'll ever come back?

>>18123738
Nah probably not

>>18123738
Keep your filthy hooves off our joshis

>>18123680 (OP)
Rotten gimmick but they could've just given her another if she didn't suck ass

>>18123738
Considering she has her own promotion I'd say no

>>18123752
Wtf they just stole Yuka's gimmick?

>>18123754
9.22 on Cagematch says otherwise

>>18123738
Why would she challenge herself when she can just keep booking her own masturbatory shows where she puts herself in the main event against the actual top joshi and then books them to go broadway so those other top joshi names put her over by at least making her look like she's equally as good as they are?

>>18123759
Yes, that's all Paul's wwe does these days, steals shit from aew because Paul has zero ideas of his own

>>18123738
Yes now that Hunter and Regal are back in control but she's been doing really well for herself post-WWE so their is no rush
>>18123752
Based Sareee working the Uncs

She is cozy in Japan with her own promotion but if she truly wants to test herself she should come back to WWE

>>18123680 (OP)
|[ They Had Me In Mind. ]

>>18123680 (OP)
that sailor moon shit was over with me brother

>>18123680 (OP)
Didn't have the body of work for NXT

The gimmick was dimes she just needed better booking

>>18123762
This is brave of you to say

>>18123680 (OP)
>>18123752
Corny hates this

>>18123887
He hates Japs and any funny stuff so I'm not surprised

>>18123921
>he hates funny stuff
Why? Is whole ass career was a joke

>>18123932
>sues you
>loses

>>18123680 (OP)
sexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsex

>>18123932
KEK

They were thinking "let's give the fans exactly what they want".
No one wants to see her wrestle.

love sally and poi

>>18124127
>when you whip it out

>>18124127
Sareee got cannons for arms

>>18123680 (OP)
STRONG STYLE SEX WITH SALLY!

>>18123680 (OP)
They were thinking "oh fuck there must be some way to disguise how ugly this gook it"

>>18123680 (OP)
They were thinking "oh fuck there must be some way to disguise how ugly this gook is"

>>18124155
>>18124161
So unfunny he had to post it twice!

>>18123762
If what you say is true, how does she have this leverage over the top stars to get them on her shows to do this?

>>18123752
You're a wizard Sarray

>>18123680 (OP)
HYDRAULIC PRESS POUNDING SALLY'S PUSSEY!!

>>18123680 (OP)
they weren't

>>18124047
WEBMs and MP4s as reaction gifs will never be over with me, get the fuck off my lawn

>>18123680 (OP)
I won't lie, I didn't appreciate this gimmick enough. It was different and I could easily see it getting over with the weeb crowd. Could have been fun.

>>18123921
>funny stuff
Since when? He just hates funny stuff in the main event.
Besides, Omega, the Bucks and Orange Cassidy being goofs and main eventing PPVs proves his point.

>>18123680 (OP)
Gimmick tailor made for Hookup Hotshots

>>18123765
>Yes, that's all Paul's wwe does these days, steals shit from aew because Paul has zero ideas of his own

>>18123680 (OP)
>Hunter it's the Michaels here, I've got a great idea again
>"what's up Shawn"
>you know how a lot of fans of the WWE watch Japanese cartoons?
>"yeah what do they call that again, Hank Tie or something"
>right, here's the situation: we have a Japanese girl here and I'm thinking, maybe she can get over by having a gimmick straight out of Japan, what do you think?
>"I thought you were over schoolgirls by now"
>haha you're real funny, I was thinking of some massive anime character with a lot of power but she looks really demure right like somebody who shouldn't be in the ring but when she's in gear all of a sudden POW she's fucking Sailor Moon
>"Mars was the hottest you know this"
>but it's not about hot Hunter it's about wholesome and cute and making the WWE fans feel like she actually could be their first friend at the age of 30
>"alright go for it, let me know when the AV comes out"
>what AV we're doing anime
>"oh... sorry Shawn I was a little distracted"
>hey did you say hentai?
>"Nononono Hank here is doing his tie up it's ok"
>alright Hunter
>"Hey Shawn"
>yeah?
>"You're the Michaels"
>always will be
>*Click*
>"damn Steph you got competition"

>>18123759
And Yuka didn't steal Sailor Moon's gimmick?

>>18123738
Never

>>18123680 (OP)
Was thi a rib from Vince?

>>18123680 (OP)
Face made for bukkake

>>18123680 (OP)
It was a fun novelty gimmick.

>>18123698
a edrone unironically just
typed this shit out KEK

>>18124173
>If what you say is true
Tell me what part of it is false. What leverage does any booker have over talent? Money

>>18123698
This. Sarray as an amazing display

https://youtu.be/d49TpOLlzZc?si=uBfDf3xeOkydtyLd

They gave her a great theme... segments with Chase U... wins over Mandy Rose and and Tiffy. They were trying to make it work, but she was being a surly Sarry and not going along with the program. She put on weight when she was chunky to begin with, and they can't have been happy with that.

>>18123680 (OP)
>Oh no! We're losing all the fat white men to AEW! Quick! Get an obtainable Asian woman to draw them back in

>>18124912
>Since when?
he didn't like Mr. Iguana from AAA and that was the opening match. he doesn't like Gable's comedy shtick either

Kek that fridge body

>>18123687
fpbp

>>18125741
Perfection

>>18125741
Someone needs to AI Sarray having an iron man match with Goro at the pool.

>>18125749
>less than a minute response
>31 second webm
suspicious

>>18123687
No lies detected
It made me want to bone her

>>18123687
>>18125741
I thought she was just a school girl. She transforms everytime she comes out like an anime character?

>>18125741
This is more dimes than what she's doing rn

>>18125767
I've seen that webm a lot

She just put on the match of the year I bet HHH is pissed at how they dropped the ball with her.

>>18125796
Damn, smarks overrate stardom even more than njpw.

>>18125796
>5 and three fifths stars
lol dave openly admits he doesnt watch jap shit and only rates it based on what the marks on his forum say just like he does with lucha

>>18125796
I can't sit through a syuri match. It's just something about her

>>18123680 (OP)
STRONG STYLE PAINAL WITH SAREEE

>>18125606
And where does her money come from?

>>18126188
Me.

She just needed a cute catchphrase like

Sarray about you’re damn luck

But said in broken hook engrish

>>18126518
Showing off her socked feet every now and then too wouldn't have hurt

>>18125741
Yeah, I won't lie, this is actually pretty good.