Thread 18124509

SAD NEWS: Logan Paul, the biggest star in professional wrestling, is haemorrhaging money with his flop product "Prime", showing how dead pro-wres is as an entertainment genre.

Jake and TKO deserve each other. I tire of jewish nepotism. When will we bring back European nepotism

prime tastes like shit, is unhealthy and isn't even cheap
I bought one can to see how it tastes like and it was a mistake

>>18124509 (OP)
the very fact that this kike can even get into wrestling and treat it as a joke/hobby is proof that it is done as an entertainment genre. It totally shits on the entirety of wrestling, and i'm no uber-serious cornette type, but this is a joke

>>18124509 (OP)
lmao
logan pauletty and prime turn out to be a flop after wwe went slapped that shit all over their shitty product
can wwe ever win ANYTHING?
hahahahaha they are so pathetic
big tone would have easily made a more successful sports drink brand if he wanted to

>>18124509 (OP)
Hear that? We need to help him, boys. He's losing some money. This is serious.

>>18124523
I think it's a very modern gimmick and it fits WWE perfectly. First you had celebrity cameos or appearances and now you have a literal celebrity wrestler. Who is also more athletic and better on the mic than most of the roster.
Shows the grim state of wrestling itself if anything

>>18124509 (OP)
I tried one, it felt better than gatorade or power ade but i honestly just plain like hawaiian punch better. Its cheaper and does the same shit as the rest of the hydration drinks.

>>18124514
>>18124523
>jew
>kike
Logan's a christian, he has like a jewish grandmother or something. Who the fuck cares?

>>18124525
Yeah i only drink WOOO energy, the thinking mans pop!

>>18124531
there's a difference between trump coming in to challenge vince on a more or less equal footing and some jew coming in to take the whole thing as a side quest

>>18124533
>Logan's a christian
>he has like a jewish grandmother or something. Who the fuck cares?

>>18124525
You know remember when Tony signed Flair and promoted his zombie mushroom energy for a couple of months. Tony really was doing some dumb shit during that era of AEW

>>18124523
meanwhile aew hires dudes in dresses pretending to be a woman who wrestle actual real women.

>>18124541
Im all for calling out the jew but Logan ain't that. He's a youtuber that got lucky and hit it big which is why he fucks up a lot of his side endeavors

>>18124551
You don't know shit about Jews, you dumb fucker. They will openly covert to Christianity and still be privately Jewish. You /pol/tards really are retarded.

>>18124551
Are you really trying to fool anyone here Schlomo?

>>18124549
Let's leave Omega out of this.

that one prime drink that has the red white and blue label is unironically one of the worst things ive tasted.

>>18124549
yes, like Tyler Reks and that fat nigger from nxt right?

>>18124525
lol
Tony's sports team is a joke
Tony's wrestling fed is a joke
Tony's wrestling game was an even bigger joke
Tony's wrestling energy drink was an even bigger joke


Tony has proven to be nothing but a complete failure in whatever he touches. He's just extremely lucky to be a nepobaby who funds all these embarrassments through his daddy.

>>18124560
>>18124563
Are you really pretending Logan is a practicing Jew or are you just saying that to slander him because you are AEW cultists who are made he is more talented than their top guys? Be honest with me, if you can prove Logan is a dirty kike, maybe you can change my mind but i think you are bitter hangfag simps personally and it will be hard to change my mind

>>18124560
Tony is literally jewish. They're all fucking arabs

>>18124568
Which one of them won the women's title?

>>18124577
The fact that Logan had a Christian wedding and there were no yids completely debunks their retardation.

>>18124533
Yea. Very Christian of them

>>18124577
>they can convert to Christianity and still identify as Jewish
You:
>"A-Are you really pretending Logan is a practicing Jew?!"
Lord have mercy on your retardation. Do me a favor, either read more on the topic or shut the fuck up. You're making the world worse.

>>18124509 (OP)
He was beating Gatorade in sales for 83 weeks though…

>>18124581
>'They're all fucking arabs'
>he still doesn't know
Ashkenazi's aren't Middle Eastern. Nice try, though.

>>18124601
Jews and Muslims are all the same people from the same tribe. They're all just brown desert arabs.

>>18124592
Prove that Logan converted or shut the fuck up and get over the fact he does Hangtranny's moveset better than "him"

>>18124587
>stupid goyim still doesn't know if it's a race or religion
KEK. Like I said: read more. You shitbrains talk to much.

>>18124618
>"Prove that Logan converted to a an ethnicity"
lmao. ahh this is why they laugh at you morons.

>>18124612
Mohammed, this might shock you, but everyone knows you're memeing.

>>18124636
>Logan converted
>Prove it
>kek you can't convert, retard
Alright im done with you and all you managed to do was convince me even more I'm right. Thanks

>>18124509 (OP)
theres something lowkey zesty about how he has his entire mouth wrapped around the bottle like that

>>18124624
>implying they all don't pray to the same god
They're all desert arabs praying to their same god. Brown people like you lack any critical thinking.

Word of mouth spread, saying it tastes like hummingbird solution, will do that. Also competitors with superior products like Mas by Messi coming in helps.

>>18124644
Cohen, you and Mohammad are literally sand brothers. You're all the same.

>>18124572
kek holy shit you're seething
this guy is chimping out over logan pauletty
lmao

>>18124533
they believe in sins of the father when it doesnt directly effect them. hth

>>18124684
Where's the lie?

>>18124582
your dad did

>>18124509 (OP)
It's a kids fad. Surprised it's lasted this long.

Has anyone tried this drink? I did and it's fucking disgusting
Do amerilards really drink shit this sweet for hydration lmao maybe give you diabetes but probably won't hydrade you

>>18124523
Logan is the best wrestler in the world

>>18124523
>the very fact that this kike can even get into wrestling and treat it as a joke/hobby is proof that it is done as an entertainment genre. It totally shits on the entirety of wrestling, and i'm no uber-serious cornette type, but this is a joke
Logan has better wrestling credentials than 99% of the business bud

>>18124509 (OP)
He doesn’t own the company you dumbass

>>18124517
They have tons of them at Dollar Tree

>>18124509 (OP)
Pity.
Oh well, I don't bother with secondary beverages.
I hope it doesn't cause cancer after all.

>>18124533
Christians don't exploit suicide victim corpses hanging from a tree for views on youtube.

>>18125127
>suicide
>victim
If the jap didnt want to become click bait he should have killed himself somewherr else.

>>18124523
>"kike"
>looks like a typical white American
Haven't you retards figured out that Jews don't exist anymore and it's a meaningless term? So much for your high IQ pattern recognition abilities.

>>18125127
Christ died for the sins of everyone, anon. You're not Christian if you disbelieve this.

>>18125127
Christians exploit people all the time look at Donald Trump

>>18125166
Go cry about you atheist tranny. The only thing you believe in is the black dildo you shove up your ass.

>>18125166
Donald Trump has multiple body duplicates. Look at him standing next to Antonio Brown last year then look at their respective heights.

>>18125161
>Jesus died for my sins, that makes it okay to sin now
Holy fucking christmarks fucking hell

>>18124560
Well, most /pol/tards understand it's an ethnicity as well. But some of these young, new guys are still learning.

>>18124577
You don't have to be a practicing Jew to be Jewish. Most are not practicing and only observe the high holidays. It's an ethnicity and they always support each other.

>>18124601
They're still Semitic, same as the Arabs.

>>18125127
>suicide victim

>>18125155
>>looks like a typical white American

>>18125785
>a "Jew" looks whiter than what you think average white Americans look like
funniest self-own I've seen an anon post in ages

>>18125216
You said that, not me or the Bible. Salvation is eternal. It doesn't mean you won't receive punishment in other ways for sinning.

>>18126094
defending a faggot who would spit in Christ's face for money
if a nigger never asks god for forgiveness he still burns, ask judas

I don't think logan is a jew but he's probably had a jewish penis in his mouth or ass or both. Jake too

>>18125171
Not very Christian of you. You’re gonna burn in hell buddy