Thread 18125317

>bury everyone
>get cancer
>continue to bury everyone

Who did it better?

I couldn't get into yakuza """games""" as they're just pretty much visual novels
shit's boring as hell and the gameplay is ass

>>18125325
Sleeping Dogs>Yakuza series

>>18125338
2 different genres retard

>>18125338
>sequel never ever

>>18125325
I only got into yakuza because I watched majimas story on youtube. Once I actually played the game I lost all interest.

>>18125325
The most fun is in the side stories and activities

>>18125325
>they're just pretty much visual novels
that's just the jrpgslop experience. they're games for people who don't like games, it's why darksydephil loves the yakuza series

>>18125342
i played that shit totally blind, finished it, was hype as fuck for what i assumed would be a guaranteed sequel and then hit wikipedia. pic rel

>>18125325
Brainlet take

>>18125325
Storywise 0, 1, 2 3, Gaiden and after that call it a day. The new protagonist is a manchild and its getting cringey how Japanese people give grown ass men the identity of a high schooler

>>18125342
I'm still mad about it.

>>18125349
Yeah normally when I play a game I want to actually play a game and not watch 20 minute slow ass cutscenes that mostly go nowhere but they appear very often

>>18125357
last japanese game I actually enjoyed was the first Dragons Dogma but that shit was also unfinished, had lots of cunt content and was often janky
at least the gameplay was fun though without the expansion it's way worse

>>18125317 (OP)
Everyone know that Majima is shoot the fucking goat, you never get bored with the guy. Even in his schizophrenic pirate gimmick he still manage to entertain you.

>>18125388
>cunt content
cut content, kek

>>18125341
Anon it's possible for a sandbox to be better than a beat em up, them being genres doesn't change that

When you think about it Roman and Kiryu have similar storylines except Roman has put people over

>>18125389
Majima is what Vince envisioned for Dean Ambrose

>>18125396
From just entertainment value, sure. However that is like comparing pro-wrestling to MMA.

>>18125404
Kiryu put Majima over in Kiwami 1 after getting out of prison.

>>18125362
>we will never get a proper sequel to Dark Messiah too
>and Bully
>and LA Noire

>>18125389
I played Kiwami 1 and I broke a rib because of Majima pulling epic shit just to get some scrap. Fucking goated.

>>18125416
I don't care if it offends your autistic sensibilities I'm just gonna keep doing it, like I'm gonna compare rhythm games to tactical RPGs just to piss off autists like you

>>18125407
Imagine Dean pulling some rib like appearing from a fucking cardboard box and yell "Roman deary!" *smack Roman with a steel chair* then laugh like a fucking boogeyman.
>>18125434
Did you played the Goromi event?

>>18125432
We will get Bully 2 one day. We were fucking promised.

>>18125468
Yeah! Like half-life 3!

>>18125455
I'm not stopping you. Just calling you a retard, retard

>>18125317 (OP)
Since when Kiryu got the cancer angle? I didn't played the Yakuza promo since 3.

>>18125468
No we won't, Rockstar only works on one project at a time now, and each one takes like 8 years to develop. With this schedule, they'll just do RDR/GTA until the end of times.

>>18125485
From the combat to the setting to the story it's about as similar as two games can be

>>18125486
Infinite Wealth, it's a pretty recent storyline

>gets cancer
>has the best look in his career
Is cancer the best method for cutting?

>>18125502
Just looked it, the fuck the booker was thinking? He is high on some hardshit?!

>>18125497
Stop being a buzzkill and let me dream. Bully 2 is happening.

>>18125571
God forbid someone trying something new.

>>18125571
Is that a fucking rib or Ichiban have a schizophrenic gimmick?

>>18125571
>its okay when Kiryu fights 2 tigers

>>18125325
0-6 is good. Don't even bother with the new games.

>>18125603
Yes, dragons are stronger than tigers.

The amount of smarks that doesn't know anything about the business is staggering sometimes. Kiryu fighting tigers is fucking goated! Also Kiryu is litterally called the Dragon of Dojima and if you know anything about the Asian market, Dragon and Tiger have a 5000 years old rivality! A fucking hentai monster heel vs a schizophrenic that stole Mugen's look from samurai champloo and his coons, just sounds and look like a fucking rib made by fucking Russo high on narcotics.

>>18125643
>A fucking hentai monster heel vs a schizophrenic

>>18125317 (OP)
>is a jobber buried by everyone
>gets cancer
>becomes super unstoppable world champion who buries everyone
Who's the wrestler?

>>18125643
>a fucking hentai monster heel vs a schizophrenic Mugen
FUCK, YOU GOT ME BROTHER!

>>18125656
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_OU09mWs3zA

>>18125683
This was the moment Triple Gay became Heisenburger.

>>18125683
KWADB

Remember this?

>>18125325
everyone's flocking to your comment like they do with every japanese game.
>"nonono you acktually need to play THESE games from the series"
I'll spoil it for you, they are all exactly the fucking same. If you don't like playing one of them, you probably won't like the rest. I got fooled on this lie for years and spent hundreds of hours on shitty jap games I dont even like. they never really improve. If you arent having fun 2 hours in, enjoy that feeling for the next 60 hours. either move to Japan irl or watch the cutscenes online

>>18125705
monster hunter is another one. you spend 60+ hours getting told the late game is the best part. then once the late game comes? you're told some ds only version is better, and you should have been playing that instead. Then it's just the same game on a fucking ds

>>18125720
The only fun part of Monster Hunter is cheesing the fuck out of dragons with randos online.

>>18125720
DS can get you some good fuck with girls! I miss socializing...

>>18125703
This was the Shotgun Saturday Night of the series.

>>18125764
JUST GET A SWITCH UNC!

>>18125325
Judgment isgreat tho

>>18125784
I broke with Nintendo after the 3DS and Wii. You jabronies will never know the golden age of handheld portable consoles, just insert a fucking MH4U, WWE Raw vs Smackdown, All stars cartridges or just an R4, play local outside with some pepsi. This shit aren't fucking bigger than a fucking purse! You can take it anywhere! Hell, that was a good time to go outside and pick up some girls!

>>18125865
>This shit aren't fucking bigger than a fucking purse! You can take it anywhere!
I wish lol. I live in an area infested with undesirables, taking a 3DS out would be a recipe to just get robbed.

>>18125883
Why would MAGA people rob you? I thought they were the law and order voting block

>>18125883
>>18125865
Playing a 3DS in public and running emulators was peak autism. You niggers were getting no bitches. Dumbasses really think they can cap on the mandrama subreddit.

>>18125883
The fuck you'll do with a 3DS, expect look like a fucking hipster? Nobody carry these anymore. This shit was like... 2007-2015 about that.
>>18125897
>running emulators
The fuck are you blabbering lil' nigga?

>>18125922
>The fuck you'll do with a 3DS, expect look like a fucking hipster? Nobody carry these anymore. This shit was like... 2007-2015 about that.
I meant at the time. Today it's all about phones (which no one around here uses in public either lol)

>>18125365
I agree that the move to turn based and ichiban are huge fucking mistakes. I don't know what these stupid fucking japs are thinking. Ichiban is a literal brain-dead retard.
I really enjoyed gaiden. The ending was bittersweet for me after playing for 15 or 20 years or whatever the fuck it is.
Pirates was actually really enjoyable but 99 percent of the game is finished in chapter two which I spent 25 hours on. Rest of the chapters are tiny

>>18125571
Ichiban is a fucking mistake. I think they wanted to kill off kiryu already and give him an unhappy ending with no closure with haruka because they are cunts like that
But most long term players fucking hate ichiban. I'd rather play an entire game as Alo fucking Happy

I enjoyed these a lot more

>>18126138
Lost Judgement kino. I just pirated kaito files haven't played it before.

they should make a yazuka game where
>you're actually in the yakuza
>you do illegal shit
>you actually kill people

>>18126193
I think it's project millenium but it has snoop dog and yokohackma

>>18126215
>snoop dog
no nigerus thanks

>>18126193
Yeah. It makes me cringe how they glorify the Yakuza as noble people. Why the fuck would you join a criminal organization and he against crime?

>>18126215
Like a dragon: stranger of heaven is the game youre talking about. It was previously called project century.

>>18126193
Just play GTA with a modded Japan map or something retard

>>18126263
yeah that

>>18126035
>But most long term players fucking hate ichiban.
Citation needed.

>>18126266
nah fuck you

>>18125529
We got a new booker a couple of years ago

>>18125502
It's something booked by HHH it's absolute dog shit storywise. Hawaii was a fucking mistake.
>>18126437
He's a fuckwit too. It's gone too far into Russo territory with the stories. We need Tony khan to step up and buy the RGG fed

>>18126241
They don't really glorify the Yakuza, do they? Yes, Kiryu himself is a noble guy, but he's constantly fighting other Yakuzas who are complete scumbags. He even leaves because he's disillusioned with the whole thing.

>>18127348
If you make someone handsome and cool acting, it'd glorifying. Doesn't matter if they get their comeuppance or if the good guy tells them it's bad. The cope people for people who like organized crime movies is that it isn't glorifying them. Doesn't matter to me, either way. Just don't cope.

>>18127348
The small Yakuza families in Y3 and Y6 are literally part of an organized crime family but they don't act the part at all.

>>18125607
Gaiden is good too but the turn based ones are mega dogshit and Pirate Majima looks retarded

>>18127348
This is what I don't like about these games where you play as the criminal, there's always the message "crime bad" that undermines the whole game. I want a where you just win at the end and there's no bad "crime never pays" ending. Just you getting fucking rich by being in the mafia and avoiding justice.

So I should definitely get sleeping dogs right now that it’s 85% off on steam? Guaranteed good times?

>>18127348
>Yes, Kiryu himself is a noble guy, but he's constantly fighting other Yakuzas
He spends most of his time fighting his own Yakuza family