Thread 18126319

Ric Flair is about to die. Press F to pay respects
https://x.com/RicFlairNatrBoy/status/1939739459467022797

>>18126319 (OP)
'tis nothing but a scratch

F

>drinks 80+ units of alcohol weekly
>lived to a healthy old age
I thought it was bad for you?

>>18126319 (OP)
Gonna fuck that pussy good. Like in the movie crash. Fuck that hammie pussy.
But imma be rearranging his guts with my mahogany pole.

>>18126319 (OP)
Just like flair trying to seek attention

>>18126319 (OP)
For those about to die, we WOO-lute you.

Hogan and Flair are racing to the grave

payback for calling teddy long a nigger long ago

All Fragile Wrestling

Is Tony gonna pay Flair for another 6 years alive or dead?

>>18126319 (OP)
with the amount he drank im amazed he's lived this long

>>18126331
He lived to 80+ in spite of the gallons of alcohol not because of it

>>18126319 (OP)
>i showed you my dick please respond

>>18126319 (OP)
we were fine dying in our late 30s. this is an abomination.

>>18126440
Whole alot more old alkies around than marathon runners or doctors BITCH

>>18126319 (OP)
Tony must be ecstatic his memorial show investment is finally paying off

>>18126319 (OP)
Ric Flair Will Always Be Ric Flair, Seeking Attention. Focus On Your Recovery @RicFlairNatrBoy

>>18126440
Proof?

>>18126460
^Found the fat, jaundiced alcoholic^

>>18126319 (OP)
hasn't old boy been shitting himself in multiple restaurants and bars lately? it's over.

>>18126319 (OP)
He'll be fine

>>18126494
conrad is gonna finally kill ric flair

>>18126319 (OP)
Holy shit that stitch is fucking HUGE

>>18126331
>healthy
This mans body is about to implode

>>18126543
Get a paddle, sit on him, and take him kayaking on the bayou.

>>18126319 (OP)
Abs looking good tho

He clearly has jaundice jaundice means you are about to die usually

>>18126451
Is he still blading despite being retired?

>>18126586
nah. wrestling fans will pay his gofundme. Naitch ain't going out like this

>>18126586
>jaundice means you are about to die

>>18126319 (OP)
Are they going to remove his brain and put it back in?

>>18126609
>nah. wrestling fans will pay his gofundme. Naitch ain't going out like this
I don't think buying him new evening loafers is gonna help.

>>18126380
Tony has unlimited money. He can do whatever he wants. Fraid so

>>18126319 (OP)
Do you think he still gets blow jobs with that gut? It's gotta stink to high heaven and he's only so rich.

>>18126319 (OP)
Tony Khan salivating at the prospect of being able to hold a Ric Flair memorial show

>>18126733
He covers it with oil from his woo wings. It's very aromatic. That way, he gets his cock sucked, and she gets two kinds of gravy. Treat for everybody.

>>18126319 (OP)
>Shits on JR for getting cancer
>Gets cancer 2 weeks later
Lmao

>>18126331
8 drinks a day is the healthy limit for daily drinking

>>18126331
>Healthy old age
Bruh he's been on the edge of death for 30 years. Saved by surgeries and interventions

>>18126319 (OP)
>>18126451
Why does he always have random cuts on his face? Who is beating up this old man

Was it Kevin Sullivan (?) or someone in their book talked about Ric blading in his hotel room as a form of self harm.

>Keep trying (and failing) to die in the ring
>Potentially going to die on an operating table
Ric Flair is so determined to go out how he wants, that if his body starts shutting down his brain is gonna kick start him into waking up, just to wrestle the doctors operating on him before he goes. That man WANTS to die while wrestling.

>>18126319 (OP)
abortion scar

>>18126331
>healthy old age
If you don't make it to at least your mid 80s then you failed

>>18126331
But how was his quality of life

>>18126794
This is why I don’t laugh at bald people

>>18126935
I refuse to believe you don't laugh at your own mother.

>>18126911
nah. you actually lived. modern old age ain't living

>>18126857
he's blading when he's drunk at bars and restaurants for the simpy of the crowd for his comeback

>>18126319 (OP)
Alcoholics are up there with blacks as a reason why healthcare shouldn't be free.

>>18126911
Life after 65 is torture.

>>18126319 (OP)
Wtf is that from? Skin cancer be doing that shit??

>>18126319 (OP)
>calls JR an attention whore when he posted about his colon cancer
>proceeds to do the exact same thing
What did he mean by this?

>>18126331
He shits himself daily.

ONE
MORE
RUN

>>18126319 (OP)
>>18126331
>76 years old
>still wrestles
I think hell be fine

>>18126319 (OP)
why would i waste my prayers on him

>that image

what the fuck. this is like body horror
nasty as fuck
reminds me of marty jannety's foot

>>18126331
genetics and luck

I want Ric to never die because this is less annoying then the amount of tributes and post I will have to endure from multiple companies and websites for the rest of my life when he finally dies. I am very happy Hogan is as tarnished as he is or he'd be another one. Wish Flair would openly say nigger get dementia kill a kid and like 4 other people before he dies so I don't have to deal with any of this.

>>18126319 (OP)
It's like Marty Jannetty's foot and Lana's finger

>>18127354
>Wish Flair would openly say nigger get dementia kill a kid
He can kill your kids by crushing your testicles with a hammer. Call him up and ask him to do it.

>>18126331
Alcohol is a preservative.
Centenarians live on Guinness and cigars.

>>18126331
drinking lots is perfectly fine. only redditor dude weed fags are anti-aclohol

>>18126621
They're gonna give him a bbc transplant

>>18127402
Yeah that's the level of disinformation I come here for. Drink yourself to death bro.
Don't look up what it does to your brain.

>>18126794
Turned out he had cancer and that's why he laughed JR's cancer off like it's nothing.
Projected his own insecurities and was working himself, at the cost of everyone around him.
It's weakness and typical of narcissists.

>>18126331
That was a work.

>>18126319 (OP)
Tony salivating at the thought of the Ric Flair Memorial episode

>>18126342
this

>>18126319 (OP)
he still has one more match in him

>>18126331
His mom was an institutionalized woman and his daddy was whatever security guard or fellow inmate that happened to rape her that time. Flair is built different, what his body can handle is different that what ours can.

>>18126319 (OP)
Literally what the fuck is that picture on the right?

>>18126331
Have you seen the daily schedules of the oldest living people ever? The bitch that died at like 120 or something smoked cigars and drank a shot of whiskey every day

>>18126451
I could take him for James May's or Eric Idle's brother, he looks awfully English

>>18127899
He got ab surgery to look fit again.

I just muted and blocked him for posting this gross shit.
WAS one of the GOATs but I don't need to see this disgusting shit.

>>18127526
so that's why he's been keeping him under contract. smart.

>>18126911
imagine wanting to be a demented frail shell of yourself

>>18126331
Genetics trumps all

>>18126958
I bet he fucks yours tho

>>18126911
I'm 40. You don't want to live until your mid 80s.

>those giant frankenstein staples holding his stomach from opening up

what the actual fuck

>>18128301
There's nothing after this. You'll claw for every second, too.

>>18126911
If I get to 80 i hope I've been dead for 25 years

>>18126319 (OP)
I used to be a big Flair fan but every story you hear about him from other wrestlers or just from his own mouth
He's such a fuckin asshole
im sure if i knew him in person I'd probably fuckin hate him

>>18129009
Maybe if you took care of yourself instead of just watching your body fall apart, fatty.

>>18126319 (OP)
C section looking ass stomach

>>18129106
fuck those jobbers WOOOOOO

>>18129176
Why do you think most athletes retire by 40, retard? You can try to stave off the inevitable for a few years, but physically you are toast by your late 30s.

death scares me bros. had a close call once and the concept of everything just being cut short for no reason horrifies me.

>>18126342
Flair probably just stole some pic off of a legit go fund me. Is the surgery to sew his ass closed? Heard he has a bit to the drippy drops

>>18129368
thats what religion is for

>>18126319 (OP)
Ain't nothing Slick Ric can't wriggle out of. I bet Naitch kicks out.

>>18129368
Just remember what it was like before you were born.

>>18126319 (OP)
I thought he was just complaining about J.R. sympathybaiting on twitter for health issues. What an old hypocrite.

>>18129325
Cena moves extremely good for a 48yo and he's obviously trying to wrestle as safe as possible to avoid injury and fuck up the storyline. Rey as well still is insane despite being 50 and having a glass knee since 1999.
30s is actually prime age in most combat sports if you're in heavyweight division.

>>18126331
Some of us can just drink like retards and get away with it.

I didn't even know he was sick, what happened to him and what the fuck is that pic on the right?

>>18130304
looks like he got some intestines removed, that's why the bag is there

>>18130304
Tumor removal

>>18130327
>>18130329
Damn that actually sucks. The same thing happened to my neighbor last year and he only lived a few more months after that.

>>18129325
They retire because they're fucking millionaires and they don't need to do it anymore.

>>18129325
>but physically you are toast by your late 30s.
lmao

>>18126613
>usually

>>18130365
By 40 your explosives and speed is cut down bigly, and your risk of injury goes up

>>18126319 (OP)
>Calls out J.R. for seeking attention
>Please feel sorry for me
KWAB

>>18126319 (OP)
>Flair gets a handle of liquor surgically implanted into his body
HOLY DIMES

>>18126319 (OP)
Nice 6pack slick ric
Wooo

If he dies outside the ring then david should steal the hearse and reverse it into the ring so he can do a run in in the coffin

>Ric Flair
>Hulk Hogan
>Bret Hart
>Vince McMahon
>Mick Foley
>Kevin Nash
>Lex Luger
>Rikishi
>Scott Steiner
>Hacksaw Jim Duggan
>Jerry Lawler
>Jim Ross
>Sgt. Slaughter
>Bob Backlund
>Jake The Snake
>Marty Jannetty
All of the above are just names off the top of my head, who I personally expect to die sometime within the next ten years either due to age, known general health/weight issues, past drug/steroid use or past major health scares
It's weird....we've seen dozens, maybe even hundreds of notable modern pro wrestlers die over the past two or three decades alone, to the point where even wrestlers dying young is generally accepted as a thing among casual wrestling fans
Yet we still have a long way to go in terms of upcoming notable wrestler deaths
The thing is, other than maybe Marty, everyone else that I listed is a very notable name in the business, which means I'm not even factoring in midcarders and jobbers who might die within the next decade
For all we know, X-Pac might drop dead later this year before everyone else in the above list. It's crazy to think about

>>18126319 (OP)
When you get really old
You’re really just waiting to die at that point, right?
Like every time you go to bed, you must think, man, maybe I won’t wake up tomorrow morning
Eh dying peacefully in sleep seems better than having to get constant surgeries because you’re old and falling apart

>>18129966
i honestly think the JR tweet was some weird attempt at a joke on his part

>>18126351
lel

>>18129325
They're physically washed compared to other professional athletes but they're still in leagues better shape and much healthier than the average person.

is that his shit bag?

>>18126319 (OP)
Is that a colostomy bag?

>>18128102
Was blocking him really necessary? If he's muted, you're already not gonna see that shit.

>>18129368
What was the close call?

>>18130697
>Rikishi
What's up with him? He's not that old, is he?

>>18127300
Google “Kevin Randleman staph” If you want some real horror

>>18130771
Very possible

>>18131231
oh nononono
>the abyss underneath his armpit

>>18131231
CHEST VAGINA AHHHHHHHHH

>>18131216
He's an older overweight Samoan male, that's not exactly a low-risk group (see Umaga, Rosey, Yokozuna)

>>18131216
He's fat

>>18129016
Looks like he put 4 giant slugs in his stomach

>>18131298
>Umaga, Rosey
Unless he’s snorting coke like a fiend, he’s safe

>>18126319 (OP)
Ric putting over the hospital is all he’s gonna be fine

>>18131216
‘Raid to tell you bub but Rikishi has been dead for like a decade at least.

>>18129368
You die every night

dudes 76 i dont think he would have done much better if he had never drank a beer in his life

>>18129368
Keeping “memento mori” in mind helps you appreciate everyday a bit more. It also can help encourage you to try to live a more fulfilling life. It sucks that humans need to be reminded that they will die into order to appreciate the beauty that is living and not take it for granted, but it works.

>>18129368
People more based than you or I have died. We're no better than them. Just don't take life or the few people who might care about you in this fucked up world, for granted.

>>18126319 (OP)
Stop seeking attention and focus on your recovery you old bastard.

>>18126319 (OP)
F, thank you nature boy.

>>18126494
hahahaha

>>18129016
he's making an 8 pack for his next match. gotta shake off the ring rust and be in tip top shape.

>>18126331
You gotta ask yourself why would you want to live past 80? At that point you're a living corpse and a burden to someone who takes care of you. live fast die young

Don't listen to this nigger cuck >>18129558, live your life to the fullest on your own terms. Everyone can die at any second. That's why we should live each day as much as we can.

>>18131559
uh-oh bros. we got an atheist here who's figured everything out about human existence even though hes 23 and recently started reading nietzsche. baddass. wouldn't wanna debate this guy

>>18131568
kek. this. you can spot them a mile away.

>>18131568
>>18131571
Samefag. I'm sure your sky daddy will reward you for being a good slave by damning you for the slightest sin you forgot to repent for, if he existed to begin with. Just be a good boy and go jerk off elsewhere, yeah?

>>18131590
trust me i would not go through all the effort to edit this just to prove you wrong. ive had a million "debates" with ignoramuses like yourself. when i want to hear what an intelligent wordly atheist has to say, i'll go listen to richard dawkins. not a 23 year old who thinks he figured everything out and unironically uses terms like "sky daddy". you're a child

>>18131602
Again. Correct. You can tell there's an underlying fear or petulant resentment for some past shattered illusion in every one of their arguments, all while claiming to be logical and unemotional. I've had all the arguments and debates as well. It's boring now.

>>18131615
>You can tell there's an underlying fear or petulant resentment
yup. they give themselves away. whats sad is that they should be more intellectually curious but instead they attach their self-esteem to delusions of grandeur.

>>18126319 (OP)
Lmao is that a stoma bag

>>18128245
He keeps a lot of old guys on contract for exactly this reason.

>>18129096
>There's nothing after this
keep telling yourself that to justify your hedonistic lifestyle

>>18129016
he got the bruce buffer ab implants

>>18132445
Those women aren't even attractive.

>>18130256
You're not included in this you retarded cockeater

>>18126331
People have drank hard for all of human history and it’s never been a problem.

>>18132449
He's old as fuck. You take what you can when you're that old.

>>18131359
>Unless he’s snorting coke
He wants Jey to get a non-stop megapush, he's got to be on coke

>>18130697
I have literally on two separate occasions been shocked to find out that Jake is still alive

>>18131641
>>18131615
>>18131602
Typical religious cuck at the age of 20 who thinks he has it all figured out just because he's only gotten his news from shit like Fox and Ben Shapiro. "Intellectual" doesn't exist in your vocabulary, you just use words that you don't know the meaning of and beliefs you don't understand. I'm sure your buddies in whatever philosophy club echo chamber you slither into will argue otherwise. Then again, there's no such thing as a smart believer.

>>18133518
i give you a A- for effort. a D for execution

>>18133518
True. Religion fags are so typical. They get scared one time or remember they die and suddenly they clutch the book like it was something they always championed and yell at others who don't and act condescending as hell while barely attending their sunday school. Seen it millions of times, all talk and no stalk, just scared children afraid of consequences and growth

>>18133602
>copy posts structure but switch up the sentiment and wording
usually pops me but you're doing it wrong. another D

>>18133518
>>18133602
Nigger I literally saw God wrestle a tag match with Shawn Michaels. Disappointed by his workrate to be honest. Might have been injured.
And let's not start with Jesus shivving Cena in that nightclub. Broke the 92nd commandment, had it coming.

>>18133630
>god is real and he's a jobber
Yet another reason to side with the true savior, VINCENT, KENNEDY, MAGGGGMANNNNNNNNNN

>>18133657
nah he was The Higher Power

>>18133622
Who said anything about copying

>>18131359
Don't forget, Rikishi took some crazy bumps for a lard butt
Being thrown off the cell, jumping off the top of the cage onto Val Venis....I'm sure shit like that shortened his lifespan a little

>>18126319 (OP)
F...ucking finally.

>>18130697
Why Nash?
Rape jokes aside, I never heard of him having any major health issues and he's not that old