Thread 18127597 - /pw/ [Archived: 585 hours ago]

Anonymous
6/30/2025, 11:16:57 PM No.18127597
triplebypass
triplebypass
md5: e7eb3304f892f5869d0d331e16673f4d๐Ÿ”
>"hit toingo boingo's music"
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 11:22:31 PM No.18127635
>>18127597 (OP)
Oingo boingo brothers are based
Replies: >>18130803
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 11:22:36 PM No.18127636
>>18127597 (OP)
>IS THAT... COULD IT BE... THATS TINA TURNER TONGA!!
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 11:23:37 PM No.18127642
>>18127597 (OP)
BALBAO SIKOA IS HERE
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 11:27:54 PM No.18127666
>>18127597 (OP)
>OH MY! THAT'S... FELA KUTI!!
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 11:28:43 PM No.18127673
Oh my. That's wobblo sukaku
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 11:28:43 PM No.18127674
>>18127597 (OP)
>Right Tinga Toonga is beating down Tongo Tanga. Que up Toa Tonga's music right as Tanga Tuo corners Toa Toa. And...go!
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 11:29:26 PM No.18127681
Ah, yes, WWE fans' favorite song: "I love little girls"
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 11:29:44 PM No.18127685
IT'S CHIMMY CHONGA COLE!!!! OOGA BOOGA HAS MADE IT TO THE BIG TIME!!!!
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 11:29:55 PM No.18127688
Michael-Cole-WWE-1
Michael-Cole-WWE-1
md5: 75852072c535f5462832268793a2ed15๐Ÿ”
>>18127597 (OP)
T-THAT'S MAUI KEKOA!!
Replies: >>18127710
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 11:32:25 PM No.18127710
>>18127674
>>18127688
kek
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 12:18:18 AM No.18128049
lmfao
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 12:36:54 AM No.18128259
>>18127597 (OP)
>Oh my! That... that has to be... that can't be any other than... than Cracka Nigga! And now he's beating Sucka Dicka viciously!
>Yeah Cole, but why would his brother Maga Miga leave him to die like this... if it's not for some ancient Fijian jealousy?
>Well, Cory, speaking about Bloodline, we can't forget the implications of the 27 members of the Moriari family who just debuted all last week here on Smackdown. They were very clear: they're here to avenge the Changa dynasty of the True Maori Chiefs...
>That's right, Cole, and the 53 members of the Changa lineage who most of them debuted on two or three consecutive episodes of Raw last month didn't take it lightly, they know what's coming... dare I say... War Games?!
>Oh I think you might be right, after all, SlimJim and DudesWipes proudly bring you the autumn's classic... when the "generals gathered in black masses"... how does the tune go?
>..."piss around those big fat asses"?
>Dasrite, Cory, dasrite!
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Anonymous
7/1/2025, 12:40:34 AM No.18128320
Y'all racist. This is not it.
Replies: >>18130798 >>18139535
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 12:41:24 AM No.18128330
pRRsH8I34
pRRsH8I34
md5: c8c0e2da2f38528bc87ebed58adf8b7b๐Ÿ”
WHAT THE HELL IS BUNGO DUNGO DOING IN THE IMPACT ZONE?
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 12:42:03 AM No.18128337
>>18128259
didn't read but i'm assuming this is the funniest post in /pw/ history
Replies: >>18128686
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 1:09:34 AM No.18128686
>>18128337
It's actually an extremely well-thought out minimalist take on the current genre of wrestling, you know? Copy paste shitters from bum island will never be over and since TKO owns it they don't care if they make every product shit cause everything under their umbrella is a front for money laundering and human trafficking
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 1:25:06 AM No.18128858
OMG HE JUST TOOK OUT CHIMI CHANGA WITH THE SAMOAN SLAM OF DESTINY! HAKUMA FUTATA WITH THE SLAM OF DESTINY RIGHT THROUGH THE SLIMJIM TABLE!

W-W-W-WAIT WHATS THIS?! HERE COMES THE BLOODLINE 3.0 TO THE POWER OF 2! BLOODLINE RUSHES THE RING, ARMED WITH TERRA MANA CHAIRS!
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 1:32:42 AM No.18128947
WAIT! DO YOU KNOW WHO THAT IS? FROM POWER WASHER JAPAN, HES HELD THE MEGA MIL CHAMPIONSHIP, THE SUPER PREMIER 1998 CHAMPIONSHIP, HAS WRESTLED ALL OVER THE INDIE CIRCUT IN JOHN BARN WRESTLING, BACKYARD TOWN LEAGUE, AND GOLDEN MANCHESTER MARKET! THATS LIT'ARAL HOO!
Replies: >>18139547
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 1:47:39 AM No.18129159
>>18127597 (OP)
I I I LOVE LITTLE TONGS IT MAKES ME FEEL SO GOOD
Replies: >>18134289
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 1:49:12 AM No.18129178
OMG IT'S SAMA SAMOA AND FIJI LOA
COULD IT BE? IT IS! RAMA RWANDA IS BACK AND HE'S WITH GAMA GHANA!
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 2:45:38 AM No.18129897
IT'S.. IT'S TIKKI TIKKI TEMBO!!! AND HE'S COME TO COST NOSA REMBO AND CHARI BARI PUCHI THE TITLE AND SAVE PIP PERI PEMBO AFTER BETRAYING HIM!!!
Replies: >>18137863
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 2:49:24 AM No.18129922
>>18127597 (OP)
>OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH MYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
>LADDIO BOLOCKO HAS ARRIVED
>THATS A REAL SLAPNUT, COLE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=juOTpU_xsYU
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 3:11:35 AM No.18130044
WAIT A MINUTE!! WHO THE HELL... OH MY!! IT'S HAKUNA MATATA!!
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 3:13:15 AM No.18130052
Not a single funny post yet.
Replies: >>18130066 >>18130068 >>18130084 >>18130217
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 3:16:24 AM No.18130066
>>18130052
Wear a rubber, coconutnigger.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 3:16:43 AM No.18130068
>>18130052
turn your monitor on and adjust the brightness
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 3:20:53 AM No.18130084
>>18130052
This isn't a comedy thread
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 3:41:58 AM No.18130217
>>18130052
Thank you for standing up for WWE
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 3:44:12 AM No.18130228
>>18128259
This will be reality, in about 2 weeks at this rate.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 5:53:17 AM No.18130798
mhmm-mika
mhmm-mika
md5: e576d7dabeae203c440f6d670ec10559๐Ÿ”
>>18128320
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 5:54:55 AM No.18130803
>>18127597 (OP)
>>18127635
Shoulda been Takerโ€™s theme
https://youtu.be/VpYhfuG4i7w?feature=shared
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 5:58:56 AM No.18130816
1721118309684452
1721118309684452
md5: 902173ecaa0e8201ddb55f1941ff73f5๐Ÿ”
>>18127597 (OP)
MAGGLE THATS...THATS....THATS HAKA MAGA!!! SON OF UMAGA AND LADY GAGA!!!
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 6:04:31 AM No.18130847
>popped me: the thread
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 9:53:56 AM No.18131515
>>18127597 (OP)
MAMA MIA!!!!! IT'S MULATTO MUSTAFA!!!
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 10:04:25 AM No.18131534
Set_Toa_Mata_Tahu
Set_Toa_Mata_Tahu
md5: b1080f6c6a6640d8f9d88a990aa55f1c๐Ÿ”
>COULD IT BE?? IT US! IT'S TOA TAHU!
>WHAT'S TOA TAHU DOING IN THE MATA NUI ZONE?!
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Anonymous
7/1/2025, 10:04:44 AM No.18131535
WHAT'S MAHOGO NINI DOING !!! HE'S SUPPOSED TO BE IN JAIL!
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 3:51:47 PM No.18132571
OH MY! IS THAT!? IT IS! THAT'S FATI HIKIKUMORI!!
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 6:07:18 PM No.18133120
Gue7uEUWcAAQ1f3
Gue7uEUWcAAQ1f3
md5: 1b49de51cc0fa5556c5c32f435a7d8e5๐Ÿ”
OH MY...COULD IT BE...THATS GOTTA BE MIMA MAURI AKA MM COBB

HES FROM JAPAN AND WE'VE ALL SEEN HOW DESTRUCTIVE HE IS OVER THERE
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 6:19:24 PM No.18133172
18284757683
18284757683
md5: 026da58c8dc3f73fbf8b906e18c7f6e2๐Ÿ”
>>18127597 (OP)
you just made me want to watch Weird Science now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j8T0SzGNR78
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 6:23:15 PM No.18133192
THE YETAY
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 6:23:46 PM No.18133194
Not Hunter here but I love Samoans
Replies: >>18133262
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 6:36:33 PM No.18133262
>>18133194
hi hunter
Replies: >>18133362
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 6:59:03 PM No.18133362
>>18133262
Hi you stupid mark
Replies: >>18133373
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 7:01:03 PM No.18133373
>>18133362
can you fire gargano
oh wait hang on
can you banish Samoa Joe-onny Gargantanoa from the WWE tribe
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 7:04:45 PM No.18133391
maivia_77
maivia_77
md5: a55ef6c8c530aea80ad70de1233e7583๐Ÿ”
>>18127597 (OP)
islanders on payroll:

Part Timer:
>Roman Reigns
>Jimmy Uso
>The Rock

Full Timer:
>Jey Uso
>Bronson Reed
>Toma Tonga
>Talla Tonga
>Jacob Fatu
>Solo Sikoa
>JC Mateo
>Jacob Fatu

>In Development
>Fat Zilla
>Lance Anoa'i

Where does TKO get the money to pay so many people who only have the exact same moveset?
>Headbutt
>Super Kick
>Splash
>Suicide Dive
>Spear
>Samoan Drop
Replies: >>18137924 >>18139584
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 7:34:26 PM No.18133512
>>18127597 (OP)
No way, thats, thats! Gabol Mahbalzup!
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 7:43:03 PM No.18133556
>>18127597 (OP)
https://youtu.be/H2LQMElLoLs?si=Ygx_MKw3n2MxglFh
Perfect theme for Kenny
Replies: >>18133570 >>18133584
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 7:44:46 PM No.18133570
>>18133556
>midgets and pedophilia
holy shit, it really is the perfect AEW song KWAB
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 7:46:47 PM No.18133584
>>18133556
I would have went with this one instead
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mJDPaJEsLLo
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 9:27:47 PM No.18134218
>>18127597 (OP)
lmaoooo
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 9:40:46 PM No.18134289
>>18129159
Underrated post
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 1:33:19 AM No.18135806
>>18127597 (OP)
lmfaooooooooooo
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 3:06:55 AM No.18136745
>>18131534
ABSOLUTELY MASSIVE UNRELENTING EARTHSHATTERING GIGAPOP
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 6:13:02 AM No.18137863
>>18129897
Absolutely underrated
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 6:18:09 AM No.18137895
>>18128259
I popped kek
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 6:23:48 AM No.18137924
>>18133391
The rock pays for all of them it seems.
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 2:08:20 PM No.18139255
that's chitty chitty bang bang
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 3:45:51 PM No.18139535
helicopterpowerbomb
helicopterpowerbomb
md5: b6e96c332a2e72061643c4942624171b๐Ÿ”
>>18128320
OH MY GAWD IT'S BINGO BOINGO ! *BOING*
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 3:50:07 PM No.18139547
>>18128947
Little Ari Whoo ! The brother from another mother of Li Terra Li whu
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 3:55:50 PM No.18139567
BANGAAA MIAAAAAAA ! IT'S BENGO BONGO !
KONG-BONG-KONGO ! GOOD LORD HAVE MERCY ! CAN A BROTHER GET AN AMEN ? Hallelujah
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 3:57:06 PM No.18139574
>JR : KING ! YOU GOTTA BE KONG-BOINGING KIDDING ME ! AS GOD IS MY WITNESS, HE'S BOINGING IN HALF ,
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 3:59:23 PM No.18139584
>>18133391
>>Bronson Reed
>Toma Tonga
>Talla Tonga
>Jacob Fatu
>Solo Sikoa
>JC Mateo
>Jacob Fatu

>In Development
>Fat Zilla
>Lance Anoa'i

>Where does TKO get the money

None of them had much leverage when they signed so their deals should be relatively low. AEW might spend more on just Sasha Mone.
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 9:28:22 PM No.18141299
that's Timmy turner
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 9:30:29 PM No.18141312
rikishi
rikishi
md5: 38a68a6ab26c3ab5cd7c6e9975c75001๐Ÿ”
I did it for the cock.
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 9:36:12 PM No.18141353
>>18127597 (OP)
OH MY GOD THAT'S GOTTA BE
THAT'S GOTTA BE CHING CHANG!! HE'S HERE TO COST WALA WALA BING BANG THE TRADITIONAL SAMOAN LAMBA JAMBA NECKLACE!!
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 9:42:25 PM No.18141397
WEVE HEARD THE RUMORS...

TAM "THE TONGA TONGUE" LOA'KIMIFIBISHIPPIFOKULAIRETI IS HERE