>"hit toingo boingo's music"
>>18127597 (OP)Oingo boingo brothers are based
Oh my. That's wobblo sukaku
Ah, yes, WWE fans' favorite song: "I love little girls"
IT'S CHIMMY CHONGA COLE!!!! OOGA BOOGA HAS MADE IT TO THE BIG TIME!!!!
Y'all racist. This is not it.
WHAT THE HELL IS BUNGO DUNGO DOING IN THE IMPACT ZONE?
>>18128259didn't read but i'm assuming this is the funniest post in /pw/ history
>>18128337It's actually an extremely well-thought out minimalist take on the current genre of wrestling, you know? Copy paste shitters from bum island will never be over and since TKO owns it they don't care if they make every product shit cause everything under their umbrella is a front for money laundering and human trafficking
OMG HE JUST TOOK OUT CHIMI CHANGA WITH THE SAMOAN SLAM OF DESTINY! HAKUMA FUTATA WITH THE SLAM OF DESTINY RIGHT THROUGH THE SLIMJIM TABLE!
W-W-W-WAIT WHATS THIS?! HERE COMES THE BLOODLINE 3.0 TO THE POWER OF 2! BLOODLINE RUSHES THE RING, ARMED WITH TERRA MANA CHAIRS!
WAIT! DO YOU KNOW WHO THAT IS? FROM POWER WASHER JAPAN, HES HELD THE MEGA MIL CHAMPIONSHIP, THE SUPER PREMIER 1998 CHAMPIONSHIP, HAS WRESTLED ALL OVER THE INDIE CIRCUT IN JOHN BARN WRESTLING, BACKYARD TOWN LEAGUE, AND GOLDEN MANCHESTER MARKET! THATS LIT'ARAL HOO!
>>18127597 (OP)I I I LOVE LITTLE TONGS IT MAKES ME FEEL SO GOOD
OMG IT'S SAMA SAMOA AND FIJI LOA
COULD IT BE? IT IS! RAMA RWANDA IS BACK AND HE'S WITH GAMA GHANA!
IT'S.. IT'S TIKKI TIKKI TEMBO!!! AND HE'S COME TO COST NOSA REMBO AND CHARI BARI PUCHI THE TITLE AND SAVE PIP PERI PEMBO AFTER BETRAYING HIM!!!
>>18127597 (OP)>OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH MYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY>LADDIO BOLOCKO HAS ARRIVED>THATS A REAL SLAPNUT, COLEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=juOTpU_xsYU
WAIT A MINUTE!! WHO THE HELL... OH MY!! IT'S HAKUNA MATATA!!
Not a single funny post yet.
>>18130052Wear a rubber, coconutnigger.
>>18130052turn your monitor on and adjust the brightness
>>18130052This isn't a comedy thread
>>18130052Thank you for standing up for WWE
>>18128259This will be reality, in about 2 weeks at this rate.
>>18127597 (OP)>>18127635Shoulda been Takerโs theme
https://youtu.be/VpYhfuG4i7w?feature=shared
>>18127597 (OP)MAGGLE THATS...THATS....THATS HAKA MAGA!!! SON OF UMAGA AND LADY GAGA!!!
>>18127597 (OP)MAMA MIA!!!!! IT'S MULATTO MUSTAFA!!!
>COULD IT BE?? IT US! IT'S TOA TAHU!
>WHAT'S TOA TAHU DOING IN THE MATA NUI ZONE?!
WHAT'S MAHOGO NINI DOING !!! HE'S SUPPOSED TO BE IN JAIL!
OH MY! IS THAT!? IT IS! THAT'S FATI HIKIKUMORI!!
OH MY...COULD IT BE...THATS GOTTA BE MIMA MAURI AKA MM COBB
HES FROM JAPAN AND WE'VE ALL SEEN HOW DESTRUCTIVE HE IS OVER THERE
>>18127597 (OP)you just made me want to watch Weird Science now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j8T0SzGNR78
Not Hunter here but I love Samoans
>>18133362can you fire gargano
oh wait hang on
can you banish Samoa Joe-onny Gargantanoa from the WWE tribe
>>18127597 (OP)islanders on payroll:
Part Timer:
>Roman Reigns>Jimmy Uso>The RockFull Timer:
>Jey Uso>Bronson Reed>Toma Tonga>Talla Tonga>Jacob Fatu>Solo Sikoa>JC Mateo>Jacob Fatu>In Development>Fat Zilla >Lance Anoa'iWhere does TKO get the money to pay so many people who only have the exact same moveset?
>Headbutt>Super Kick>Splash>Suicide Dive>Spear>Samoan Drop
>>18127597 (OP)No way, thats, thats! Gabol Mahbalzup!
>>18127597 (OP)https://youtu.be/H2LQMElLoLs?si=Ygx_MKw3n2MxglFh
Perfect theme for Kenny
>>18133556>midgets and pedophiliaholy shit, it really is the perfect AEW song KWAB
>>18133556I would have went with this one instead
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mJDPaJEsLLo
>>18131534ABSOLUTELY MASSIVE UNRELENTING EARTHSHATTERING GIGAPOP
>>18133391The rock pays for all of them it seems.
that's chitty chitty bang bang
>>18128320OH MY GAWD IT'S BINGO BOINGO ! *BOING*
>>18128947Little Ari Whoo ! The brother from another mother of Li Terra Li whu
BANGAAA MIAAAAAAA ! IT'S BENGO BONGO !
KONG-BONG-KONGO ! GOOD LORD HAVE MERCY ! CAN A BROTHER GET AN AMEN ? Hallelujah
>JR : KING ! YOU GOTTA BE KONG-BOINGING KIDDING ME ! AS GOD IS MY WITNESS, HE'S BOINGING IN HALF ,
>>18133391>>Bronson Reed>Toma Tonga>Talla Tonga>Jacob Fatu>Solo Sikoa>JC Mateo>Jacob Fatu>In Development>Fat Zilla >Lance Anoa'i>Where does TKO get the moneyNone of them had much leverage when they signed so their deals should be relatively low. AEW might spend more on just Sasha Mone.
>>18127597 (OP)OH MY GOD THAT'S GOTTA BE
THAT'S GOTTA BE CHING CHANG!! HE'S HERE TO COST WALA WALA BING BANG THE TRADITIONAL SAMOAN LAMBA JAMBA NECKLACE!!
WEVE HEARD THE RUMORS...
TAM "THE TONGA TONGUE" LOA'KIMIFIBISHIPPIFOKULAIRETI IS HERE