Thread 18127597

>>18127597 (OP)
Oingo boingo brothers are based

>>18127597 (OP)
>IS THAT... COULD IT BE... THATS TINA TURNER TONGA!!

>>18127597 (OP)
BALBAO SIKOA IS HERE

>>18127597 (OP)
>OH MY! THAT'S... FELA KUTI!!

Oh my. That's wobblo sukaku

>>18127597 (OP)
>Right Tinga Toonga is beating down Tongo Tanga. Que up Toa Tonga's music right as Tanga Tuo corners Toa Toa. And...go!

Ah, yes, WWE fans' favorite song: "I love little girls"

IT'S CHIMMY CHONGA COLE!!!! OOGA BOOGA HAS MADE IT TO THE BIG TIME!!!!

>>18127597 (OP)
T-THAT'S MAUI KEKOA!!

>>18127674
>>18127688
kek

lmfao

>>18127597 (OP)
>Oh my! That... that has to be... that can't be any other than... than Cracka Nigga! And now he's beating Sucka Dicka viciously!
>Yeah Cole, but why would his brother Maga Miga leave him to die like this... if it's not for some ancient Fijian jealousy?
>Well, Cory, speaking about Bloodline, we can't forget the implications of the 27 members of the Moriari family who just debuted all last week here on Smackdown. They were very clear: they're here to avenge the Changa dynasty of the True Maori Chiefs...
>That's right, Cole, and the 53 members of the Changa lineage who most of them debuted on two or three consecutive episodes of Raw last month didn't take it lightly, they know what's coming... dare I say... War Games?!
>Oh I think you might be right, after all, SlimJim and DudesWipes proudly bring you the autumn's classic... when the "generals gathered in black masses"... how does the tune go?
>..."piss around those big fat asses"?
>Dasrite, Cory, dasrite!

Y'all racist. This is not it.

WHAT THE HELL IS BUNGO DUNGO DOING IN THE IMPACT ZONE?

>>18128259
didn't read but i'm assuming this is the funniest post in /pw/ history

>>18128337
It's actually an extremely well-thought out minimalist take on the current genre of wrestling, you know? Copy paste shitters from bum island will never be over and since TKO owns it they don't care if they make every product shit cause everything under their umbrella is a front for money laundering and human trafficking

OMG HE JUST TOOK OUT CHIMI CHANGA WITH THE SAMOAN SLAM OF DESTINY! HAKUMA FUTATA WITH THE SLAM OF DESTINY RIGHT THROUGH THE SLIMJIM TABLE!

W-W-W-WAIT WHATS THIS?! HERE COMES THE BLOODLINE 3.0 TO THE POWER OF 2! BLOODLINE RUSHES THE RING, ARMED WITH TERRA MANA CHAIRS!

WAIT! DO YOU KNOW WHO THAT IS? FROM POWER WASHER JAPAN, HES HELD THE MEGA MIL CHAMPIONSHIP, THE SUPER PREMIER 1998 CHAMPIONSHIP, HAS WRESTLED ALL OVER THE INDIE CIRCUT IN JOHN BARN WRESTLING, BACKYARD TOWN LEAGUE, AND GOLDEN MANCHESTER MARKET! THATS LIT'ARAL HOO!

>>18127597 (OP)
I I I LOVE LITTLE TONGS IT MAKES ME FEEL SO GOOD

OMG IT'S SAMA SAMOA AND FIJI LOA
COULD IT BE? IT IS! RAMA RWANDA IS BACK AND HE'S WITH GAMA GHANA!

IT'S.. IT'S TIKKI TIKKI TEMBO!!! AND HE'S COME TO COST NOSA REMBO AND CHARI BARI PUCHI THE TITLE AND SAVE PIP PERI PEMBO AFTER BETRAYING HIM!!!

>>18127597 (OP)
>OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH MYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
>LADDIO BOLOCKO HAS ARRIVED
>THATS A REAL SLAPNUT, COLE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=juOTpU_xsYU

WAIT A MINUTE!! WHO THE HELL... OH MY!! IT'S HAKUNA MATATA!!

Not a single funny post yet.

>>18130052
Wear a rubber, coconutnigger.

>>18130052
turn your monitor on and adjust the brightness

>>18130052
This isn't a comedy thread

>>18130052
Thank you for standing up for WWE

>>18128259
This will be reality, in about 2 weeks at this rate.

>>18127597 (OP)
>>18127635
Shoulda been Taker’s theme
https://youtu.be/VpYhfuG4i7w?feature=shared

>>18127597 (OP)
MAGGLE THATS...THATS....THATS HAKA MAGA!!! SON OF UMAGA AND LADY GAGA!!!

>>18127597 (OP)
MAMA MIA!!!!! IT'S MULATTO MUSTAFA!!!

>COULD IT BE?? IT US! IT'S TOA TAHU!
>WHAT'S TOA TAHU DOING IN THE MATA NUI ZONE?!

WHAT'S MAHOGO NINI DOING !!! HE'S SUPPOSED TO BE IN JAIL!

OH MY! IS THAT!? IT IS! THAT'S FATI HIKIKUMORI!!

OH MY...COULD IT BE...THATS GOTTA BE MIMA MAURI AKA MM COBB

HES FROM JAPAN AND WE'VE ALL SEEN HOW DESTRUCTIVE HE IS OVER THERE

>>18127597 (OP)
you just made me want to watch Weird Science now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j8T0SzGNR78

THE YETAY

Not Hunter here but I love Samoans

>>18133194
hi hunter

>>18133262
Hi you stupid mark

>>18133362
can you fire gargano
oh wait hang on
can you banish Samoa Joe-onny Gargantanoa from the WWE tribe

>>18127597 (OP)
islanders on payroll:

Part Timer:
>Roman Reigns
>Jimmy Uso
>The Rock

Full Timer:
>Jey Uso
>Bronson Reed
>Toma Tonga
>Talla Tonga
>Jacob Fatu
>Solo Sikoa
>JC Mateo
>Jacob Fatu

>In Development
>Fat Zilla
>Lance Anoa'i

Where does TKO get the money to pay so many people who only have the exact same moveset?
>Headbutt
>Super Kick
>Splash
>Suicide Dive
>Spear
>Samoan Drop

>>18127597 (OP)
No way, thats, thats! Gabol Mahbalzup!

>>18127597 (OP)
https://youtu.be/H2LQMElLoLs?si=Ygx_MKw3n2MxglFh
Perfect theme for Kenny

>>18133556
>midgets and pedophilia
holy shit, it really is the perfect AEW song KWAB

>>18133556
I would have went with this one instead
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mJDPaJEsLLo

>>18127597 (OP)
lmaoooo

>>18129159
Underrated post

>>18127597 (OP)
lmfaooooooooooo

>>18131534
ABSOLUTELY MASSIVE UNRELENTING EARTHSHATTERING GIGAPOP

>>18129897
Absolutely underrated

>>18128259
I popped kek

>>18133391
The rock pays for all of them it seems.

that's chitty chitty bang bang

>>18128320
OH MY GAWD IT'S BINGO BOINGO ! *BOING*

>>18128947
Little Ari Whoo ! The brother from another mother of Li Terra Li whu

BANGAAA MIAAAAAAA ! IT'S BENGO BONGO !
KONG-BONG-KONGO ! GOOD LORD HAVE MERCY ! CAN A BROTHER GET AN AMEN ? Hallelujah

>>18133391
>>Bronson Reed
>Toma Tonga
>Talla Tonga
>Jacob Fatu
>Solo Sikoa
>JC Mateo
>Jacob Fatu

>In Development
>Fat Zilla
>Lance Anoa'i

>Where does TKO get the money

None of them had much leverage when they signed so their deals should be relatively low. AEW might spend more on just Sasha Mone.

that's Timmy turner

I did it for the cock.

>>18127597 (OP)
OH MY GOD THAT'S GOTTA BE
THAT'S GOTTA BE CHING CHANG!! HE'S HERE TO COST WALA WALA BING BANG THE TRADITIONAL SAMOAN LAMBA JAMBA NECKLACE!!

WEVE HEARD THE RUMORS...

TAM "THE TONGA TONGUE" LOA'KIMIFIBISHIPPIFOKULAIRETI IS HERE