Thread 18128587

Boy I can’t wait for Buddy to return and have bangers with Ilja, Aleister, Sheamus, Ludwig, aj, and rusev.

twitter smarks were hyping this mid match up so much
DUDE BIG MEATY MEN SLAPPING MEAT LMAO

Rusev stinks

i wanna suck on my dads dick until he cums in my mouth like the good boy I am

Why the fuck was that commercial just about neglecting your child to feed your cat??? Couldn’t you just like be a good person to both?

>>18128587 (OP)
Good little thread bitch. Make that thread.


You heed to my beck & call.

Now get on your fucking knees. You'd better hope I cum quick.


Or my hard cock will be digging in your fucking intestines.

>>18128662
Is your dad Joe Tess? If so, please save some for me.

>>18128082

Previous thread you lazy bitch.

Sheamus is getting his PALE ASS beat by MIRO

wait, wtf? Why did RAW start so early?

Fuck me I missed the first hour. At least I got my beer and pepperoni stick. Did I miss GOOTHA?

Miro's back tattoo is so fucking ass it makes me laugh every time I see it.

Glad to see Sheamus finally lost the muffin top.

Why are there so many commercials tonight?

Why the fuck do I have like five captcha timers in a row. Jfc cleared my cache because my phone was running slow today and this shit is unreasonable. Ten minutes just waiting to post.

Imagine the smelly coily hairy Borscht shits Rusev takes. Beets make your shit dark red. Bet he eats a lot of sourkraut too. Fuck imagine the fat logs. Imagine the smell.

NXTrannies need to leave the thread

They are fucking battering eachother

>>18128673
Nobody gives a shit about the previous thread. Do you faggots actually go back and read old threads get a life

I have a shoot fetish for fat gross ugly men. I legit get turned on thinking about sweaty Paul Heyman dominate me and give me a naked stinkface. Have his musk on me for days.

I want to be used and abused by old nasty ugly bastards.

this match sucks.

>>18128684
He's Bulgarian, the only thing he is shitting out is Tyrone's cum after he slurped it out of Lana's rotten snatch

>>18128681
Filming Smackdown after due to Independence Day on Friday.

>>18128640
Kairi literally just beat Liv twice and Raquel

>>18128682
God, shut up.

shesmus is fucking DRENCHED WTF did he get SLIMED??

Did iyofag finally trim his nails?

Sheamus and Drew always had the most physical matches I've seen

>>18128587 (OP)
WOAT raw


This fucking sucks


We lost this one, drones.

>>18128701
It's 89 degrees in my apartment and I look like Sheamus right now

>>18128699
Based Killer Kairi. Don't wanna mess with that.

>>18128700
Make me faggot

Sheamo is dying

excellent match so far
obese subhuman smarks are killing themselves as i type this

>>18128698
Why they think the rest of the worlds care about their stupid holidays?

MATCHKA KICKU

That knee had a huge PLEEEEEEEEEEEEP!

>>18128587 (OP)
Erm no women's matches?

Wow. Just... wow.

Be better, WWE.

You sometimes forget that Rusev is a good wrestler with how much of a bitch he is irl

Buddy is better than rusev fraid so fraid so

Sheamus looks like hes gonna collapse

I could not be any more bored

>>18128708
You're already clearly a faggot. I don't need to make you into one.

Sol Poofta is a tranny

Any British anons here have any tips for my onion gravy? I'm making bangers and mash after this

damn both of their bodies are fucked up

why can't rusev get over? wasn't he over at some point before?

These matches are going on long today

>>18128735
as a face

I just started watching. Why on earth do they let Iyo talk by herself? If I wasn't racist, I would feel bad for how Ihard 'm laughing at this ESL retard. Holy shit.

YOU'RE NOT GONNA WIN ON THE APRON

>>18128720
I don't care how good of a wrestler you are if you take your wife to a place called Hedonism 2 just to watch her get fucked by niggers.

>>18128727
Still aint shutting up, faggot.
t. Chad

Why did iyo tell liv she had to earn title shots but Rhea gets magical ones whenever she wants

I see what they were trying to do in this match. But Rusev doesn't have that it factor to make a hoss fight entertaining.

>yeah let's just open the show with something that 95% of our audience doesnt understand

I can already see the AEW fans making threads and making fun of us for this. What the fuck man.

HHH needs to get his fucking shit together. And this RAW sucks.

Feller bros...

Rusev really needs a manager he just doesn't look like he's capable of higher thought

Rusev is over with me, but that might be my hungry colon talking.

Correct decision if they're gonna keep this feud going

>>18128748
Grug punch
Grug no think
Grug punch

>>18128743
He doesn't do enough power slams

>>18128748
didn’t they give lana a legends contract or something? get her in there

>>18128743
Honestly I would rather see Gunther vs Sheamus again. That was a hoss match with rizz.

>>18128735
Rusev Day was over.

>>18128735
He was over in an angle with Lana and Bobo. Sad.

I'm growing a bubble butt

>>18128742
Because Triple H will be damned if he lets another girl wrestle for the title.

EVOLUTION IS A MYSTERY
AN ALL WOMANS PLE
NOT MANY PEOPLE WILL PAY TO SEE

EL GRANDE GERMANICANO

Lmao it's Kaiser

El Grande PESOS

>Kaiser is now Americano
Is he El Grande Germano?

EL GRANDE AMERICANO

Kaiser Americana
BASED

>>18128748
They were trying to do Gunther vs Sheamus

KEK

Why did retards pretend Gable was Grande?

BASED

El Grande Skinny Neck-o

LUDWIG

GET HIM KROSS

this match is gonna hit like crack

Jackie got the girls on display tonight.

>Ludwig's gay asshole clenching walk
Yep

>Using Kaiser as el Grande Americano
rare good booking in 2025

>>18128765
lend me your ass sweet boy

EL GRANDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

EL KAISER AMERICANO

Who the fuck?

>>18128784
But enough about me

>>18128776
Marks, the answer is always marks

BASED KROSS
KILL THAT TERRORIST

>>18128767
LMAO

>NoC: Krosschads...its over
Krosschads we are so back

Kross got his fucking ass.

>the shirt has something stupid in the back
sigh...

I DIDN'T CUM?

oh no, more karion..

kek Ludwig El Grande Americano is pure PESOS

>El Grande Americano got a clue and gained height
Big Sexy is always right

>*gets caught red handed with a pipe in his hand*
>"GUYS GUYS THIS WAS JUST A MISUNDERSTANDING"

What a disgusting voice

Eyyyeeeee excited wif double double elevatiuon news

>>18128793
Inshallah, that shia dog will be put down like Khomeini

VAQ sounds genuinely mentally handicapped

I'm just glad Ludwig is getting work feels like its been a good few weeks since I've seen him.

If Kaiser is now Americano, does he inherit the Speed championship?

>>18128818
She's doing her best

>>18128809
oh brother this guy STINKS

Laura Palmer sounding ass

>>18128800
That shit in the back of his shirts is the only thing holding Kross from being a main eventer

Based Grande Americano gained height. Leg enlightenment Chad's winning.

Guys I have severe ADHD so I didn't catch the news about the women's Battle Royale.
Is that happening during Evolution? Or is that something done before to get a title shot at Evolution? What was that about Paris?

can't wait for evolution....
KEK based Cole Miner

>>18128826
Nah, Stink was a draw even if he couldn't tan

Are Randy and Stephanie gonna talk about the 2009 angle?

Kek AEWCHADS we dodged a bullet. Stephanie Vaqueer can't even talk.

Blessing in disguise we didn't get that dumb bitch.

>>18128831
Nevermind they just ran an explanation for attentionspanlets like me.

I forgot this was on early did anything interesting happen

I like Iyo's voice. She sounds like she smokes a pack a day, and women who smoke always put out.

MYSTERY NIGGETTES

>>18128838
AEWtards are so mentally slow that it takes them 5 hole minutes to formulate a comment about something they saw.

>>18128841
Finnalor won

Watch AEW.

>>18128841
New Tag champs

>>18128832
Shaping up to be a good show unironically.

>>18128841
It says here you're gay

GOONTAH

>in 2 weeks we make history for a second time
That's not how making history works you fucking retards

>>18128842
if she smokes, she pokes

>an NXT team

but why?

KEK BASED

>>18128841
It's been genuinely awful.
>>18128847
>hole

WWE and Netflix are set to release the first batch of episodes for their ‘WWE: Unreal’ series next month, and we have learneddetails related to the series

A source close to the production compared the series to HBO’s popular Hard Knocks series and provided us with the descriptions for each episodes:

Episode 1
– A focus on the WWE Raw premiere on Netflix at the Intuit Dome from this past January and the main event between CM Punk and Seth Rollins, with a spotlight on Punk, Cody Rhodes, and Rhea Ripley.

Episode 2
– Focusing on the men’s Royal Rumble match and the feud between Cody Rhodes and Kevin Owens from Saturday Night’s Main Event and their ladder match at the Rumble. There is also a spotlight on Jey Uso and his Rumble win.

Episode 3
– This is an episode heavily featuring the female talent, including Chelsea Green winning the U.S. title this past December, Charlotte Flair returning from her injury, the women’s Royal Rumble & Elimination Chamber matches, and a portion dedicated to Bianca Belair. Both episodes focusing on the Royal Rumble matches include a visual feature following a wrestler throughout the match in a continuous sequence, and are said to be visually compelling.

Episode 4
– This episode covers John Cena’s heel turn at Elimination Chamber in March and the lengths they went to keep it a secret, as well as focusing on the men’s Elimination Chamber match and New Day’s heel turn. We are told this is the only episode where Nick Khan will speak, as well as appearances by Dwayne Johnson and Brian Gewirtz for the portion covering Cena’s heel turn.

Episode 5
– This is the WrestleMania 41 episode spotlighting the match involving Gunther and Jey Uso, CM Punk vs. Seth Rollins vs. Roman Reigns, IYO SKY vs. Rhea Ripley vs. Bianca Belair, and Cody Rhodes vs. John Cena. The fifth episode includes a scene of Levesque being handed notes for the next night’s episode of Raw to emphasize the ongoing nature of WWE’s creative process

GOONTHA

>>18128841
Kaiser was revealed to be the guy behind the El Grande Anericano mask.

>>18128838
Yup. Preach. The Fed can have her.

Based Gunther

>been demolishing food all day
>realize I forgot to take my zepbound
Actually makes sense

FUNNIEST MAN IN AUSTRIA GIMMICK IS BACK
COMEDIAN GIMMICK IS BACK

>>18128868
i wonder if they will finally reveal that seff and punk are friends in real life

Bret Hart is such a good promo that gunther copied it

>>18128885
Fatboy

>>18128862
They merged both tag titles, don't you remember?

GUNTHA

Gunther is going to turn the tables and blow up an israeli

There will never be another Goldberg

BASED GUNTHER SHITTING ON OLDBERG

based Bully

>>18128901
Good.

>My goal is to pull the gold from his teeth and shove him into the chamber MYSELF
Not gonna lie, I think Gunther went a little too far there

I thought Gunther was supposed to be a bad promo, why did you faggots lie to me?

pls no bully

>>18128868
>Unreal
The only Unreal that matters is >pic
Still, is it good that they are revisiting the old velocity and backstage stuff from the old shows back

This crowd hates Oldberg kek

kek based goontah

I have seff fatigue

>>18128881
me walking into the mcdonalds in the bad part of town

they're un-zesting my seff

ZEST IT DOWN

>>18128913
No one has ever said that

>>18128910
>I have a final solution for shitters like Goldberg
What did Gooner mean by this?

CRINGE IT DOWN

>black & gold briefcase
Based callback to his OG gear

the show isn't even on yet and y'all are on gamethread 3? you're padding the stats and this post is record of it

Gunther's such a comedian

kek Seff ABSOLUTELY BTFO

ZEST LEVELS REACHING ALL TIME LOWS

Lmao cook that shitter Gunthet

i hope goontah shoot snaps this faggot's neck

>accomplish nothing
literally lolled out loud

I miss Seth when he was with….


Dare I say it?

>>18128931
The WWE title is hogged by Cena's retirement run then back to CAWdy.
The WHC title could be a lot more interesting if they built it with good storylines not the YEET shit followed by this

>>18128936
The show started at 6pm eastern ya dingus. It's almost over.

>Shit Rollers....
Reminder that >pic humiliated him hard in his own promo years ago and he accepted it because he is a shawn fanboy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FOUrksvLnsE

gigapoo for the punkster

PORK WITH WHEELS GET DOWN

I can't wait until Gunther cuts a scathing comedy promo on Phil

PUNK LIFE

>gooner just chillin
kek based

chez is cool

Smarks told me nobody would like Punk after he went to Saudi

>>18128936
kek where do you live, Iran?

Based Gooner watching these two retards fighting

why does gooner always seem to come out of these things on top without doing anything?

YEAH

YEAH

YEAH

OH SHIT

LEMME JOB TO YA

LA KNIGHT

YEAH

YEAH

>>18128971
>>18128972
This aged poorly

LEMME MUCH IN YOUR EAR YEAH

LEMME JOB TO YA
BASED

LEMME POPCORN YA

kek wagies having some fun, good for them.

LA KNIGHT YOUR NEXT WWE CHAMPION AND SUCCESSOR OF CENA

Finally something fun happens in this show

why did Dom do the little key thing with his mouth

Imagine being Walter Gunther the near unbeatable thousands of days champion, and you have to bump off a cm punk push

LET ME TRIP OVER ABSOLUTELY NOTHING YEAH

>>18128990
roxanne a cute

>>18128991
Up and coming youngster LA Knight

>>18128954
>>18128970
I'm an american and I'm retarded. I didn't know it's on early.

I SALUTE MY TINY CHEIF

Holy shit Bayley.

Anyone got a webm of Knight just eating popcorn behind Seff?

>>18128990
how the fuck?

Bayley's boobs looking really nice tonight.

wow bayley has em on display

Moonface spic

IM A LITTLE DR0NIE PIGGER


I LOVE CONSUMING SLOP


MORE VIDEO PACKAGES!


MORE ENTRANCES!


NO WRESTLING!

I really like Raquel and Roxy together. Just works.

>>18129017
>he's behind me, isn't he?

>Judgment day all with gold

how does this faction keep getting away with it?

>>18129017
me on the right getting in the way of everything and screwing it all up

>Bayley finally got a boob window
BASED

>>18129006
based burger admitting mental state. enjoy the show

Bailey copyed Britt Bakers relationship with Tony Schiavone.

Can WWE get there own fucking ideas please?

>>18128990
>Judgement Day is even on WW2K25 in the back

>cuck commercial twice
Whew

>>18129024
Damn, thought my monitor was off for a moment, weird

>>18129031
Trips insecurity faction since his butt never healed from the Curtain Call incident

>>18129039
All for you!

I missed the first hour and see new champs, is it worth going back to rewatch? I usually dig it when Bobblehead Balor has a match.

Ohhh god of bayley signed a sign of mine i would cut out the signature and worship it

>>18129024
That part.

>>18129039
I don't like this game

why was that guy standing all alone in the crowd with bayley for the selfie? where's the audience?

Remove the AYLEY and replace it with UDDY and you get Buddy.

>>18129046
the tag match was pretty good

>>18128990
yeah im thinking the judgement day is back

Is Michael Cole fucking Bayley or something?

why is raw so early?

I wanna say to Bayley I've jerked off to her AI nudes posted on 4chan.com

>birb getting woo entrance chants
Wtf I thought Lyra wasn't over

>>18129046
The tag match was way better than you'd expect and the Rusev Sheamus match was great

Wait is this in Saudi? How does she have the milkers out?

>>18129053
>standing all alone in the crowd

Methinks this has been the worst RAW of the year.
Anyone else agree?

WOOOOOOOOO

>>18129064
yumola

>>18129064
ZOINKS

>>18129031
Dimes
>>18129031
It's summer my dude. JD is always on top in summer.

>>18129064
giwtwm

After a match though so I could smell her

Wow.. Becky is going to interrupt and we’re getting a triple stink at Evolution..

WEEB INTRO

>>18129073
fraid so, another easy win for aew

>back to the pirate gimmick
kek HHH really is returning to black and gold trash

KAIRI OWES ME SEX

KAIRI

>>18129064
holy cow

KAIRI WILL BE THE PIRATE QUEEN

AEWchad here. This was pretaped.


I could spoil everything. But I wont. Unless...


If you drones promise to stop consolewarring, I will NOT post spoilers.


Let's call a truce.

Kairi is a 10/10

KAIRI SEXOOOOOOOOOO

Why are they still trying with Kairi?

>Karis ship
Must be the titanic

oh no
nepoHAWG getting the ‘netty entrance for to make room for a kairi video package today??????????
potatocord, immediate meeting in the general, RIGHT NOW

Kairi is so cute I would let her injure me

the piloto plincess

Missed all of the show so far, has Kross been on yet?

I WANT THE FUCKING HAT BACK! REEEEEEEEEEEEE!

What's main eventing?

>>18128821
And yet for some reason he is still trapped in the penta vortex.

>cheering for Lyra even tho she's a heel
Pittsburgh fans aren't that bright

YO THREAD BITCH


MAKE A NEW FUCKING THREAD


I GOT SHIT TO POST

I swear to god she said "pirate plincess"

>>18129093
we're too busy gooning to kairi sir

>looking into the scope with the eye thats covered by a patch

how do you botch a promo video?

So what's the point of this match? Either winner, we end up with a match we just had a few weeks ago anyway.

>>18129107
yes

>>18129100
Or beat me up in general

>>18129118
it was AI

>>18129118
are you retarded? the light was on her eye

Dimes video package for a botching shitter
I got hyped like a joshifag when she came back but she's been embarrassingly bad since she returned, wrestles like a white woman now

>>18129124
Based retard.

>>18129110
You and your battle against type 2 diabetes

>>18129094
...in ugliness

>>18129097
Killer Kairi is the strongest shooter on the roster. Meltzer reported that the reason Brock hasn't returned is because he is afraid of her.

>Kairi promo to skip Lyra's entrance
Lyra is going full heel lads

>>18129121
One of them is turning heel. Maybe why bayley has her boobs showing

>>18129124
>lost gut
>booba and boota grew
What is this sorcery?

i want the ref lady to win.

Lyra looks like a power bottom.

Kairi getting a push?

>>18129087
kairi has literally always been a pirate in WWE

>>18129124
Cute friendship

you could hear a rat piss on cotton

this is the worst match I have ever seen in my life

>>18129153
but enough about your sex life

>>18129149
Nope job to The Judgement Day

I love Lyra's legs and ass so much bros

Is it the main event? There's taping SD after so maybe Raw will be 2 hours today.

>>18129145
>>18129118
do you lack depth perception? even the light is in her eye

Weirdly good match

I hate women

>>18129158
so far. the other show is on after this

Squid shit S3 fucking sucked

bayley and lyra have realistic matches. i love them together

>>18129170
Tag match after this

>>18129166
Me too. She's a very impressive specimen.

Why’s it on so early today

>>18129170
The main event is Cody vs Gunther for the title

>>18129187
daylight savings

>>18129186
what is wrong with her knees

>>18129174
Nothing weird about it. These are two incredibly talented wrestlers.

>>18129189
That doesn’t make any sense

>>18129064
She's finally getting a clue. We just need the pants to go and for her to come out with something that really shows up her big ass.

>>18129193

>>18129193
>>18129193
>>18129193

>>18129194
Bognigger genes

>>18129187
Smackdown taping after for US Holiday.

>>18129197
they are taping smackdown after this

Wow not a piss break match

Does bayley still do the stunner?