Would he get over as a commentator on RAW?

>>18130277 (OP)
yes, he's super entertaining, pair him with Ventura and you might have a commentary team more entertaining than the wrestling.

Who the fuck is this?

>>18130294
bubba ray Dudley

>>18130277 (OP)
Lesnar down bad

>>18130277 (OP)
I tell you what Magle el grande americano is chad gable brainwashed by deep state to crush the divide between americans and mexicans and get cheap slave labor and easy organs
Alex he isnt even in the rin-
Ive seen footage of heidenreich walking away from a glowing iceberg in antarctic magle.there was a light shaped like a door and you could hear oktoberfest music
Alex what does thi-
I think theres someone behind me magle,dont look back

>>18130294
Groidberg

>>18130633
Those damn Globalist

>>18130294
The Turninator. He's there to make Mr. Iguana gay.

The damned globalists are forcing CM Punk to take money, the interdimensional vampires are sucking his blood they're telling me this through the headphones from behind gore-illa position get it because there's gore there people die people die people dieeee

>>18130277 (OP)
This dude is 11 years old than me, but looks 25+. I can’t believe anyone was ever dumb enough to buy this fat jew puppet’s supplements.

>>18130294
Bill Hicks

>>18130294
The InfoWarrior

>>18130731
Settle down boomer. He has more money than you ever will.

>>18130277 (OP)
We need Big Mave as babyface commentator and Buh Buh as heel.

Alex mind is going bonkers right now. Your prayers & thoughts are appreciated

>>18130277 (OP)
Did Alex Jones start taking Ozempic?

Alex would be one of the all time greats in five years time, max. You put a villain in front of Alex, he will sell him to you like they were the devil himself, you put a hero in front of Alex and he will rain the stars and the moon and all blessings of heaven onto them. If there is injustice or shenanigans, he will ensure the perpetrators know how he feels about the miscarriages of justice. He would blurt out random shit that would be meme gold. He would describe evil and evil deeds to an audience like a masterful weaver of tales. He would sell righteousness and herorics to you with fiery passion.

Holy fuck, why hasn't Jones guest commentated a ppv? Imagine being known as the guy who was wrestling Alex Jones' commentary debut match. Even if it fucking sucked, the shit Alex would say during the bout would be the absolute tits.

>>18130294
Rybach

>>18130277 (OP)
'the elites are all about transcedance..' promo he cut on his first joe rogan appearance was literally promo of the decade 2010-2019

dudes got an amazing voice

>>18130277 (OP)
What the fuck happened to him?

>>18130277 (OP)
In another life, where he never did the conspiracy stuff, definitely. He's got the voice and the right kind of mental illness for wrestling. Only in the 80s, 90s, 2000s, though. Even though young Jones wouldn't make it in this soi wrestling now.

>>18131812
Besides that, he's redpilled on wrestling.
He knows all the icebergs.
Would he get over? Absolutely.
Would he cut the spiciest promo? Highly likely.
Would he be able to do business with the territories where they trafficked children? Fuck no. He'd rather shoot Grizzly Smith than work under him.

>>18130277 (OP)
Yes. pair him up with that guy from the Young Turks too

>>18132311
>the territories where they trafficked children
I guess he wouldn't work for WWE then

>>18132311
>Would he be able to do business with the territories where they trafficked children? Fuck no.
He does business with Israel and is cool with Epstein Trump, so yeah, he would. Everything else you said was true, though.

>>18131655
He became a gym schizo and trains hours per day, shoot ozempic-free it seems, Rogan acknowledges. 70lbs of fat lost, 15lbs of muscle gained, all in 9 months, baby:
https://x.com/RealAlexJones/status/1913356396478726243

>>18130277 (OP)
Maybe, but why did he not pay homage to Ric Flair or Misawa?

>>18130277 (OP)
Losing that lawsuit aged him 30 years.

>>18132539
>>18132528
PAUL.
STRAP.
NOW.