>opponent blown into pieces after hitting powerbomb

>>18130720 (OP)
kek these are getting lazy

>opponent goes into a spiraling deep depression and career ending self sabotage after taking a Rock Bottom

>>18130733
>anon starts remarking on the quality of threads instead of in contributing

>>18130914
kek

>wrestler gets his cock out before applying a rear naked choke

>opponent has his haemorrhoids cured by a piledriver

>Wrestler has an improved outlook and respect for his peers after receiving an Attitude Adjustment

>wrestler couldn't hear his opponent after getting hit with whisper in the wind

>opponent's transition is complete after suffering the Final Cut

>canadian shoot dead when get hit with Canadian Destroyer

>wrestler turns into chicken after Cross Rhodes

>opponent has a sudden desire to meet a man named Pontius and shoot kill Jesus after being hit with the Judas Effect

>>18132158
BIBLICAL POP!

>>18132158
>shoot kill
Fucking mark, that was a work, you got worked by the holy spirit

>wrestle agrees to buy racehorse after receiving the pedigree

>opponent got impaled with another wrestler via a spear

>opponent gets shot from a great distance after being put into the Sharpshooter

>crowds wishes came true when they saw shooting star press

>opponent starts walking sideways after getting put in the Boston crab

>Corbin connects with the End of Days
>a solar flare just fucking wipes out all of humanity

>opponent gets hit with sister Abigail
>She needs medical treatment for a cracked skull

>Golddust hits Shattered Dreams
>opponents wrestling career and possible future stardom immediately comes to an end

>everyone in the arena takes a turn dropping their elbow on the opponent during the People's Elbow

>Opponent dies after being hit with the spear

>opponent starts wearing bizarrely mismatched attire after being hit by the Styles Clash

>opponent gets swept away by the current and drowns at sea after getting hit with the Riptide

>Undertaker refuses to carpool with opponent after giving him the Last Ride

>hit with tsunami splash
>drowns

>hit opponent with CodeBreaker
>he immediately tells all his passwords

>hit opponent with Edgecution
>she shoot dies

>One winged angel
>Sephiroth descends from the rafters and impales his sword in you

>OLD SCHOOL TIME FOR THE UNDERTAKER

>wrestler succeeds in taking their own life after performing suicide dive

>arena goes into lockdown after hitting the opponent with a Code Red

>country blown into pieces after hitting pearl harbor splash

>country blown into pieces after hitting pearl harbor splash

>opponent goes to sleep after receiving a GTS

>you read your opponent a bed time story and tuck them into bed after they are hit with the Go to Sleep

>gets hit with blood money covered dick
>turns into CM Punk

>Wrestler is hit with a 619
>Is teleported directly into San Diego or its surrounding area

>hits you with a buzzsaw kick
>can't return it to lowe's because all of the blood that's still on it

>Does Frog Splash
>Meltzer gives it 5 stars no matter what

>opponent exposed with high dose of radiation after getting hit with Atomic Legdrop

>>18132158
It was a work. Jesus came back to work on smackdown

>hits you with a MAGA bomb
>America is great again

>Cody Rhodes drops dead suddenly after AJ locks in the Black Widow

>hits you with a Tiger Driver
>Tony the Tiger drives you home that night

>hits you with an F-5
>NWS downgrades it because it didn't do enough damage

>opponent starts bleeding to death from stab wounds after getting hit with a Jackknife

>gets hit with an Even Flow
>thoughts arrive like butterflies

>hits you with the Meltdown
>you seethe and go into autism rage about whatever that's living rent free in your head at the moment

>>18132245
that but with a claymore

>opponent gets hit with a Pedigree
>turns into a furry

>>18130720 (OP)
>opponent suffer insomnia
>go to sleep
>insomnia cured