Thread 18135595

Taped Edition
>Myles Borne vs. Lexis King
>Joe Hendry vs. Wes Lee
>Yoshiki Inamura vs. Jasper Troy to determine the #1 contender for the NXT Championship
and more!

>>18135595 (OP)
I hope Wesley wins

>>18135595 (OP)
How many bongs?

Love my NXT kino. I hope Jazmyn is on my tv tonight.

>>18135595 (OP)
No Trick
No Watch

>Taped
Eh, I'll still watch.

Give me the spoilers, I need to know if Wren is on the show.

>>18135903
i'm not gonna spoil everything but i can say that wren is on tonight

I like Inamura's promo pics the most because they look like something out of a 90's videogame magazine ad

For me? It's Jasper's metal theme

>>18135910
AW YEAH MAN

>>18135595 (OP)
just a quick note for those asking why this is taped, it's because of Night of Champions and WWE needed all hands on deck for that PPV.

I kind of like shit cards like this.

NXT not been added to netflix live yet. Smh

[THEE NEWS] episode one of ashante thee adonis' dating show comes out on THURSDAY
https://x.com/tehutimiles/status/1940117006784630989

netflix countdown not live yet, very sad

they got emperor penguins at seaworld

Hmmm. Not getting this week's episode on the Netflix. Keeps bumping me to Battleground for some reason. Oh well.

>>18135979
well it's not on live it's taped so maybe that affects it

>>18135686
He'll show up with his gang to beat on Joe Hendry, they're going to pay homage to the summer of '92 on him

>>18136000
Maybe it'll get added to the archive

>>18135998
Oh. Here it is. It's because it's taped. Now everyone is going to be out of sync. Netflix sucks.

God dammit Netflix. I guess I'll go to Baked.

It's on Netflix now

>>18136000
Dude I was right. Go to ''more episodes'' and July 1 is there in entirety. Amerikeks fucking lost.

just did fastforward to the middle and Shawn and Santino Marella is crossdressing again like in wrestlemania 25

It's just a 1:18 minute straight episode, no breaks.

>>18136017
You're watching an American entertainment product and seething about us, who really lost?

>>18136026
amerilards lost

TATUM TUESDAY BITCHES

>>18135686
Turn the show on

>>18135663
>surely turning her heel will save this run

tha boy's lookin GOOD
COME ON MAN
STAND UP
STAND UP
THIS IS THE TNA EL CAMPEON
THAT MAN
THAT MAN
TRICK WILLIAMS
OH YES MAN
OH YES
ahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

trick just got all that baby oil over booker's suit

cornball Wes Lee

>>18136026
>who really lost?
Still Tony

wes lee should have been NXT champion by now

>>18136040
the reason we watch

>>18136041
He just get back from a freak off?

Kek Booker got worked into a "shoot"

For me? It's Wes Lee's lightskin buffoonery

Wow, JH got a way bigger pop than last week's episode

>>18136054
Is that a photoshopped moose

>>18136063
i think they taped this week's episode first

MEGApoo for JH

NXT needs a Japanese woman

I'm sure Wes is a nice kid but I don't think anyone in the company needs to put the fries in the bag more.

tricky 2 years

>>18136068
They filmed them out of chronological order? Does the audience not get confused?

>>18136077
Just like me then

Joe is so handsome

>>18136054
>trish
Imagine actually thinking she's on the Mt. Rushmore of Canadian wrestlers. That's the real heel move here.

>Triple Threat
so Santana is getting pinned?

All this time zone differences in the posts makes me think about a question I've thought about on and off for a while now: Do people on the west coast (and I guess mountain time too) watch stuff live with the east coast folks? Wouldn't they just live in a spoiled world 24/7?

>>18136077
just wait for the Worlds collide special with marigold

>>18136088
Joe Tess is not on the show tho

>>18136054
Why didn't COPE come out?

>>18136090
she is i'm afraid

lol this show is pretaped

>>18136078
He's okay as a heel Cosby kid, and he's less of a flippy shitter since his injury, but I tend to agree, unfortunately.

Joe Hendry has my gaydar off the charts (not that there is anything wrong with that)

>>18136100
Is it? I cant tell

>>18136094
when it's broadcast live it's broadcast live basically everywhere. yes the west coast gets it at 5 pm. and that means all those british smark youtubers are watching at like 1 in the morning.

Give it to me sideways fellas. Why isn't Wes on the main roster yet. Or at the very least main event scene more consistently.
>Good flipper
>Decent look
>funny and good mic work

>>18136090
I thought that was Charlotte and that Page is a retard

>>18136111
What about /tv/ stuff like when GoT and Breaking Bad were all the rage

>>18136115
too small

>>18136115
really small so he needs to be in a tag team

>>18136099
Nah.
https://youtu.be/HRnAUHdKGWA?t=18

>>18136115
Because Melo is still around

>>18136107
You need to tune that, Wes Lee is the zesty one (and Je'von Evans)

Luca pls

Wes Lee is a pedestrian, a civilian. He should be driving these guys around.

>>18136115
They're rounding out his heel work right now.

Trick and Punk alliance?

>>18136115
he should be in the main event scene as like the evil flippy guy (though many prefer him as a face). but they have new jevon toy now who is frankly just better, and i say that as someone who likes wes.
in terms of ability, he could hang with the main roster for sure. but he'd also get lost, there's no way he wouldn't. i want him to get a run with the NXT belt before they send him up to build more hype or a name for himself.
also he fucked his own look up, he never should have cut his hair, completely moronic decision.

The indian kids on the lawn next door are playing really loud hip hop music
Now that I think about it, where are all the Indian rappers and rock stars?

>>18136115
>Why isn't Wes on the main roster yet.
Probably knows he be fucked. Especially since haitch can't even get carmello to work.
>Or at the very least main event scene more consistently.
This I'm not sure. He got pretty over as the north american champ and had hype coming back from his injury. Speaking of if his back is secretly not that great he could be avoiding the main roster schedule and also the bookers don't won't to put a title on him because he could end up hurt.

>>18136155
>also he fucked his own look up, he never should have cut his hair, completely moronic decision
I dunno, it's a type of cheap heat I like. Bad hairstyles are classic.

>>18136155
>he should be in the main event scene as like the evil flippy guy
In AEW? I could see that.

Oh fuck Luca

>>18136077
My bed needs a Japanese woman

OH HELL NAW

kek based lawyerman

>>18136176
which one?

Wes is way better than bouncy. Idk what you guys are talking about

>>18136160
Nav is the biggest Indian rapper. He did a few songs with Travis Scott, Young Thug, the Weeknd, etc. Other than that I can’t think of any popular Indian rappers

Kelly is back? Did she pop out that one Pretty Deadly's baby?
Where is Pretty Deadly anyway

Taters and Sol on my screen

>>18136169
kofi grew his beard out and shaved his mustache and it was great, gets giga heat. but wes too it a step too far and just looks retarded. all his aura was in those locs.

the truth either or not Luca is a rat

>>18136184
Better in the ring, but Je'Von has more charisma. He also gets more impressive air.

he's so prestigious bros

>>18136189
She's been back for a little bit. Pretty Deadly blonde got his face smashed in by Frazer.

Izzy abandoned Tatum

TATUM PAXLEY TRAPPED IN TAG JAIL
A G A I N
G
A
I
N

Love Tatum.

Is Sol from Whoville? Her nose is pointy.

>>18136203
I feel your pain...

>>18136203
Would be fine if she still had Gigi around.

This mob angle is dimeless. Im sorry man but just stop

Love mafiaslop

>>18136201
Ugh, I forgot Axiom is still trapped by Frazer
I mean, is he? I haven't watched Smackdown or Raw in a month

Wait, so when is GAB and when is SNME?

>>18135595 (OP)
Just skip to the last segment. Jacy is a good heel promo, why she was stuck in NXT catering all this time?

>>18136224
yeah but fraxiom is never on tv anymore

I need Tatum on my bed

>>18136217
>>18136220
well

>>18136216
Never forget what was taken from us.

>>18136227
July 12th afternoon for GAB and 12th night for SNME

>>18136230
I hate gaytch so much

>>18136227
same day but GAB is earlier in the day and SNME is at 8
just had to counterprogram all in
evolution is the next day

>>18136182
The one with the biggest ass

kek Luca said fuck this not my problem anymore

>>18136220
It's pure 2.0core.

>>18136230
Fraxiom and SD's tag team scene was great
And then they threw in the Wyatt shits
What a fumble

>>18136216
I'm surprised Shotzi and Gigi/Prisela whatever haven't tagged on the indies with the Chemical X name yet

>>18136229
Shawn really wanted to make her the female HBK to the point of her coming out sorta dressed like him. It didn't really take off. So they just repeated the Toxic attraction gimmick with fatal influence. This is her next big shot as the lead.

genuinely what the fuck is the point of attaching tatum continually to 0 dimes shitters that only hold her back from being a big singles star
lyra valkyria
shotzi
gigi dolin
izzi dame
did she decline a CM punk romantic advance or something why do they keep doing this with her?

>>18136257
I'm glad stacks was the one to turn

>>18136261
They're not the most intelligent. Shotzi immediately went to sawdusting herself and pretending like she's more successful than ever. Gigi is already working intergender slop.
In fairness to both of them though, the indie scene is fucked. If you're not working Gender Change Wrestling. you don't have eyes on you. And Tony stopped signing every WWE castaway, so you're only getting spot pay to do dark matches there.

Happy Birthday to that girl

>>18136275
>lyra valkyria
That pairing was over though.

Myles' finisher is the Zigzag?

>>18136287
because tatum is over

>>18136275
>Thinking Tatum can get over on her own
Nah she dimeless and her gimmick is made to be played off of others.

>>18136217
>>18136220
DUALITY OF MAN

Wop theatre is cringe

>>18136299
interesting, i didn't know they had internet on planet retard

Thea in these titty tops feels wrong

OH SHIT LUCA GOING SOLO

what the fuck Luca

>>18136108
if you're on netflix just skim through it

WHAT THE HELL

This is totally a way to write Luca off in the future for a release isn't it.

they are really spinning the wheels of this oba femi reign

wasn't expecting that were you trannies

>>18136324
No, he's going to Evolve.

I love tatum I she was marry me in a day yesterday

Rizz King lost weight

>taking the time to write out Luca
I guess Stack's mystery consigliere is not going to come up again. I bet Rizzo just shows up again somewhere once Tony and Stacks are done feuding.

MY WAY
MY LIFE

>>18136331
He's got no one to fight at this point. It's the same problem Trick had since Ilja got called up

>>18136318
Oh yeah it's the Lexmeister baby

>>18136324
More like a clean break for him to get work as a singles. Rizzo is the one to worry about since she hasn't been on TV in a while.

Briggs and Inamura have more gay chemistry than Zaruca.

Is Blake a bad wrestler or just her boots make her look awkward?

>>18136341
its probably Rizzo

>>18136353
rizzo got taken off tv about when her mom's onlyfans was discovered and i would bet that the two are linked. they are just waiting for people to forget before reintroducing her.

>>18136331
Jasper is the biggest sign that they don't have anyone else to face him with Inamura being the second biggest. They will probably cap it off with Tony D because of the history.

>>18136318
>>18136352
Woops, didn't mean to tag you, my bad

>>18136331
His match with Inamura should be great, but the only match he'd have with any heat right now is unironically Tony D, since he dropped the NA belt to him. Shawn needs some more time in the kitchen for the men's main event scene.

>>18136365
I will NEVER forget

>>18136337
She's already married to Big Body Javi, saar

Did they really kill off Chris Pratt's character in the new Jurassic Park

Lainey getting a push?

>>18136365
>>18136377
Did any real1's in here save anything from that?

Why IS Wren still in NQCC

leave oba femi to me

>>18136388
It's a new, new reboot.

>>18136396
She is loyal to Charles

>>18136355
No, she's bad but Rossy has a boner for blonde white women so she got pushed while he was still booking the promotion which made Dave (who hasn't actually cared about joshi in 30 years) act like she was good which then made Tony pretend she was good which made Gaytch feel like he was stealing a star from Tony.

>>18136275
tatum is dimeless too bro :(

This is the best Zaruca entrance

>>18136389
she's probably finna job but they are transitioning her to NXT prime, faster than the other lvlup girlies

no pop for myles borne but it's not like he can tell

>>18136408
Said nobody ever

How do they communicate?

>>18136408
you know that's not true

>>18136401
I'm not on the evolvepill yet; anyone wanna give me the qrd on this guy?

How's the Myles experiment going

cameraman
ZOOM IN ON THE ABS MAN
lexis king, the star of all television is looking GOODT

CAMERAMAN
ZOOM IT

>>18136419
They try their best.

LOOKIN GOODT

>>18136410
Given what I saw against Jacey and in promos she's 100% a step above the other LVL Up fodder like Layla Diggs and shit and the women's division desperately needs some actual new blood that's not just Hottest Free Gaytchents.

>>18136425
Just starting.

>>18136419
Sign Language, duh.

Reminder. Booker literally got Lexis some abs. Cause he trained him personally.

Why does this match feel like temu jericho vs dollar store orton

I'm fucking mad because I switched from YouTube TV to Hulu + Live TV because that's actually the better value if you already are going to have the Hulu and Disney+ bundle, but I found out the feed they have of my local CW station looks way worse than YouTube's. Apparently YouTube TV gets a more direct feed or something. So I have to watch NXT with worse quality for the next month because I'm not going to pay for two cable bundles simultaneously.

didn't realize miles was maga

>>18136422
he's like a CAW's CAW
whoever is running evolve loves him though and he is an excellent worker

>Got replaced by Tatum in the group
Brooks about to Gacy himself

Sound mixing is fucked up
Wtf WWE should spend some bucks on this shit

lexis got in shape fast, it feels like the last time i saw him he was still fat

You fellas are watching EVOLVE right?

I like the cute ref. :)

>>18136450
thanks for the info

Is Sol's NA belt gonna be on the line for Evolution?

Where did Myles Borne and Stephanie Vaquer even come from? Seems like they came out of nowhere.

>>18136469
nah i stopped watching

>>18136469
I haven't been. Is it any good? Does it get gamethreads? I'm concerned because I saw shitters like Wendy Choo advertised for it.

What the fuck is Vic talking about

>>18136469
I got nothing else to watch on Wednesdays. So I watch it. Besides Vanity Project. It's a but grim.

Who are these nigs he's hanging with?

>>18136469
no

>>18136475
White guys are irresistible

This is a really good TV match.

>>18136473
sol is on the poster
so she'll either defend her title, be in the tag team match with zaria (it's either them or i guess izzi/tatum now), or be in the battle royale
jacy and jordynne are also advertised
and "BIG DIMES" ms parker is there as well

Dark State is painfully dimeless

>>18136469
Swipe Right is moving to NXT. No reason no watch it now.

are they sending dork state to TNA? PLEASE

Cutler is such a geek

>>18136500
confirmed? is it the whole vanity project stable or just them?

>>18136499
they're the wyatt sicks of NXT

>>18136419
His english probably sounds fine to her because she is an ESL. Have you ever tried to decern different accents in a language you don't speak?

>>18136482
It's a mixed bag quality wise. Yeah, it gets almost 100 replies. Lots of new faces mixed with NXT or WWE jobbers.

holy fuck thea made me diamonds the only diva I'd shoot my shot on

Not feeling this episode, I'm gonna tune out.

It's weird to here Dion say Finna after all the book smarts shit

>>18136499
They should've never stopped doing their New Jack/SHIELD beatdown. They did, like, two and then disappeared for these promos. It was something different, at least. But then they gave Jasper Troy the gimmick because they have to push the LFG winner. I dunno, situation is fucked and Deon is the michaels.

>>18136498
>Kairi from above dropping an ancient curse on the entire roster
uh oh unfortunate poster

>>18136511
ESL here, that's absolutely not how it works. The clearer the diction, the easier it is for us to understand.
Myles is not easy to understand, sadly. Although he's easier than Jevon's ebonics

I unironically like all the three of blacks in Dark State's promo game.
The faction is still ass though and Cutler has no fucking reason to be there.

>>18136498
I really had to rack my brain to figure out who Nikki Bella was

>>18136511
lol If you're learning a new language, the people that are going to sound clearest are the ones speaking clearly and slowly. Myles has a bit of Helen Keller in his speech, there's no way that's easy for an ESL.

I thought these guys would be more like the shield

why did they give lainey reid old town road as an entrance theme

Oh no lesbian domestic abuse

>>18136520
I think /nxt/ was right, and they should combine the two. Not too late to give him a Malcom X gimmick.

THE BIGGEST
THE LARGEST

This theme sounds like a knockoff of something

Skimpy gear doesn't fit Thea. She doesn't carry herself in a sexy way.

High Speed Thea?

Are the Americans watching in CW watching ads?

for some reason even though thea is only an inch taller than her i can believe thea as a threatening wrestler much more than i can roxanne

Thea had a pretty good match on Speed a few days ago.
https://x.com/WWE/status/1938628395924906406#m

>>18136570
nikkita carryjob THANK YOU GOAT

>>18136559
Currently, no. It's a red head giantess beating up some ugly blonde

>>18136559
Yeah, unfortunately.

Is it true?

>>18136563
Roxy moves with less intensity. Also she plays a chickenshit hell very well

>>18136563
It's the facial expression. Thea can do a mean growl but Roxanne always looks like she's trying to act mean, like well, a rabbit

>>18136577
>flips the wrong way

>>18136570
I'm not sure about this "grown woman" gimmick

>>18136563
thea is much more both explosive and expressive

>>18136582
That explains the schizoid ramblings in this thread, people commenting different matches at the same time kek
In Netflix we're skipping the breaks so we're a bit ahead than you guys

I miss the big brother Ridge and Thea combo.

WREN

What even was the move

wren knows that THAT BOY IS BOUNCY

Lainey is legit desu

I'd rather see her than Zaria or Jordynne or Bloke.

I want some intense sex with R eed

izzi getting a NA title shot

Wren face looks weird to me. Like she got hit with a shovel when she was a young kid. It's all flat.

wren has myles' name on her jacket still but charlie doesn't
is this long term storytelling?

TATERS
TATERS
TATERS

Has wren always been constantly making faces during promos

Thea's arm was under the rope. Illegal pin.

Why does Izzi always look confused when she pins someone? Are her trainers playing a rib on her and not telling her what to do when the ref counts to 3?

>>18136627
It's called a call back for all the attentive marks(You) out there

I hope Zaruca are the NXT tag reps at Evolution

sol ruca on my dick!!

Sol not shimmying with the belt anymore makes me sad.

Vanity Project on TV

>>18136469
Yeah but I keep falling behind. Currently two episodes behind.

Well that's my question answered about the belt

>>18136637
i want this only if they are gonna win
can you imagine sol with 3 belts?
if not let tatum and izzi do it and have sol defend her title or even enter the battle royale

>>18136608
kek
I thought the Netflix uploads kept the wrestling during the ad-breaks though.

Is it just me or is Sol getting hotter and sluttier?

>>18136629
yes

Why is Ava showing so much favoritism to Ricky?

CHASE U

>>18136654
nope, it's really happening

>>18136660
Big Jojo fan.

>>18136654
when she straightened her hair she basically strapped a rocket to herself

>>18136662
Shawn working overtime. So many women to break.

>>18136660
Reminds her of his dad, but zesty

Zaruca should fuck Tatum's mental issues away.

>>18136671
>but

>>18136665
Shoot?

>>18136660
She's disgusted by Ethan Page after Dwayne tapped his ass in front of her on one of the shows.

Sol Ruca should have friendly stripper gimmick.

>>18136660
What's the name for the gender flipped Oedipus complex

>>18136675
Nah, just ribbing.
Wouldn't be surprised though.

>>18136684
Electra Complex

COREY IS 1000% RIGHT ON ZARIA

>>18136685
Beautiful American woman

Poor Taters got sucked into the Shawn Spears cult

This dude is everyone's CAC in the mid 2000s

Tatum is my gf guys

>>18136672
bruh images she do with me and my mouth fall on pusy in accident

Why am I expected to believe that Jasper would win a second match given he lost the first with a significant handicap? This is backwards booking.

good lord this might be the hottest women's match of 2025

Blowing a huge load for Tatum rn

Anyone else is having a cheeky wank?

>>18136703
Zaria brings it down with her current facepaint. She's like a trannier Rhea.

>Zaruca vs Izzy and Tatum
This is the match.

>>18136696
Who?

KAIRI MENTIONED

You can tell by the way Tatum bucks her hips that she would absolutely wreck your anus with a strap on.

>>18136703
Yes.

I bet Tatum is so tight.

izzi makes zaria look like the midget she is

>>18136715
Chain guy

... ketchup popsicle?

>fighting over tatum
You damn right I would

>>18136596
it shouldve been me...

Based sumo man

I really hope Inamura wins, Troy is lame

>>18136596
>that leg spread
That's how she would react if she see my giant penis

I'm about to blow another load for Tatum

Based young'un
Booker is gonna have to pick his favorite son

>>18136731
I'd gladly mail her my ear.

I need to have sex with Tatum

>>18136077
Who should go over?

BASED INAMURA