Thread 18136190

Elite cup is in a few weeks and it's time to collect ideas for the next roster poll. Last time this was done was back in January so there's plenty of room for updates, get your suggestions in for new/returning players as well as goalhorn/anthem/chant/etc. ideas to get added into the team

Change CM Phil to BM Cuck because he took the blood money

https://suno.com/song/2a2c6978-e745-444a-93f2-028ec1235a80
Best Nash song I ever heard. Deserves to be the goalhorn, if starting from the first chorus isn't too short.

>>18136190 (OP)
Roster as it stands, like I said, it's a product of six months ago. The idea was to give Cena a full cup cycle sendoff for his farewell, as well as serve as a stand-in for Hogan's suspension, but this reign has been such a colossal fumble that if he doesn't maintain the votes to stay gold and/or captain he won't have his spot protected.

Speaking of Hogan, this will be his last cup under suspension and he will return to the team afterwards, but the hot-shot Mr. America is still on the squad if you want to give your votes to a different real American

>>18136242
Seconding this. Also, put the chicken from CAWdy's model right in front of his face, headfirst.

>>18136190 (OP)
bring hogan back, rename punk to saudi phil, kick COPE out and bring back Christian.

>>18136266
rename vince back to THREE BIG BLACK DICKS
Add El Grande Americano to Mr. America's model
Give CM Phil a hijab
retire Still Tony, rehire the ribmaster

>>18136190 (OP)
No idea what to even call this one but it carried the board

>>18136367
hijab feels better than a name change.>>18136460
add this to the team

>>18136460
>>18136478
A lot of teams (including us with Jannetty) have a player's name or appearance change depending on the opponent. Unmasking Jericho seems like a good candidate for one of those

I know there's a no woman rule but add a pig called Oinko

>>18136190 (OP)
We NEED the workds greatest luchador on the pitch.

>>18136266
>Krispen Wah
never even been a meme spelled like that here or /asp/
>Coconut Community Theater
gay reddit shit
>You Tell Me
fine but no reason for Dave to be blue, again never was a popular blue Dave meme here
>VACANT
not really a meme, more reddit shit

replace at least one with Mayu Iwatani
possibly Jimmy Havoc
Rossy Ogawa
Allie Katch
New Jack
Wolfie

>>18136974
Newfag

>>18136190 (OP)
THIS SHIT IS SO GAY.
IT HAS ALWAYS BEEN GAY.

>>18136242
I like this as well.

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>>18136266
Bring medal Hulk back. He's the undisputed /aspw/ G.O.A.T.

>>18136974
>Joshipedo opinion

>>18136974
What a ludicrous display of tomfoolery.

>>18136827
This is probably impossible for...but imagine this being a gimmick for a dodging a red card suspension.
>El Grande Americano is the default
>Codester becomes Fuego Dos
>Juan Cena
>Hogan to Mr. America
>Perc, Cope or Christian if he ever comes back as the Conquistadors

Add jobber Stevie Richards to the reserves

>>18137479
>I have three mouths and I must :O

>>18136190 (OP)
bring the hulkster back ya queer

>>18138468
This! Hulkster is literally the only reason we have a championship

WE WANT HULK!

>>18136190 (OP)
Subhojeet Mukherjee

>>18136974
kys kys kys kys kys joshipedo

>>18136266
>Out
COPE
You Tell Me
Perc Angle
>In
Chef Michaels
I BELIEVE IN JOE HENDRY
Mr. Iguana

>>18136253
>ai slop
Fuck off nigger

This pissant discord and /mlp/ circlejerk still on air? Damn, niggers shoot need to do something better with their lives.

>>18136253
Anything from KWAB - Wrestling Entertainment is better than this crap. Not that the goalhorn needs changing anyway.
Get a clue.

>>18137479
No, add MAIN EVENT GUY STEAMBOAT.

We need an IzzyChad or Rovert added to the team. They keep this board going.

I’m not going to discuss the outs because i feel like there are quite a few players to be dropped; and I’ll let the court of public opinion deal with that.

Hendry needs to be back in, but as a Janetty style player with the name “I believe in x” from the other team. Keep the model, just have him believing in everything, even from the opposite team.

Do not put Mr Iguana on this team or I will personally cut off all of the managers balls.

I like >>18136460 ‘s idea, if you can get the people to do it as well as Janetty, and can make up names every game, do it. If you make the top 8, just have the name be something punny based on the tournament.

Other than that, just make sure Cena’s default horn (apart from the first goal conditional horn) is FEIN FEIN FEIN and we’re all good. We need to remind the world that, yes, that did happen.

it does feel the memes have become stale on /pw/

>>18136266
>THAT'S THE WALL, BROTHER!
>Perc Angle
>Take a Bump
>DEAN
These are all outdated

>>18136974
This guy is right about Rossy Ogawa joining the team.

>>18136266
BKM hasn't been a meme in years, and I am pretty sure Kemonito is retired. Replace Kemonito with Bronlet to keep the comically small player joke going, and replace Manju with something more relevant.

>>18141087
There are people who live on this board 24/7 and prevent things from getting over.

Ribera Steak should be a player

>>18141119
Take a Bump threads still pop me

>>18136266
>THAT'S THE WALL
outdated
>Krispen Wah
insanely outdated
>Coconut Community Theatre
not as relevant anymore since it's just midcard garbage now
>You Tell Me
it can stay
>Gotta Love The Codester
still pops me but I would change it to just "ya gotta"
>Dimes
classic
>Jannetty
classic
>The Undercarder
too iconic to take out
>Perc Angle
outdated but the character model pops me
>KWAB
iconic
>CENAWINSLOL
outdated. I'd rather do something from his current gimmick
>VACANT
outdated
>Take a Bump
pops me
>Inoki
iconic
>Cope
Is he even still on TV
>Still Vince
gotta keep it
>Still Tony
gotta keep it
>KeMonito
outdated plus he's retired
>BIg Knife Manju
insanely outdated. I haven't seen a BKM post in forever
>Mr. America
replace with some variation of El Grande
>CM Phil
can replace with a more modern version of Phil such as Saudi Phil
>DEAN
very outdated but still pops me when I see it
>I'M HERE TO SAY THE WORD
outdated and those posts are full of samefags these days

>>18136266
Rename Codester to "Cody Raheem Rhodes"

>>18136190 (OP)
it's time for hogwheels

"Kang of the Rang" Codester wearing a Kente Kufi

>>18141087
i miss asp/

SUCH A LUST FOR REVENGE

hall of famer

this image always pops me

>>18136974
Kys

>>18136190 (OP)
I've always wondered how these 4chan cups even work. Who sets them up? How are the games played? How are real life players chosen? So many questions

>>18145232
There's a FAQ page on the wiki that answers all of those https://implyingrigged.info/wiki/FAQ

>>18145385
Thanks!

>>18145232
a bunch of reddit e-drones in a discord cabal do it amongst themselves, alienate the entire board, and then beg for relevance and attention when nobody pays attention to their gay ass threads

>>18136190 (OP)
which channel is this on?

>>18145845
Bro just can't help but to cry about his drone boogeyman

>>18145845
I do agree with that statement, but ya really need to let your drone buzzword go.

>>18136190 (OP)
remove Still Vince and Still Tony, it's just schizo console war shit and not funny at all
Change CM Phil to SA Phil or something else

bump

Big Bill becoming LARGE LARRY

>>18141254
what this anon said

>>18141148
KeMonito to Adam Cole
BKM to Bloke Monroe

>>18136266
I genuinely believe whoever is running our team only goes on /pw/ once every 6 months. This roster is full of incredibly outdated memes, some of which didn't even originate on /pw/

Where's planet retard ?

>>18136190 (OP)
>>18136460
This feels like one of the only consistently good memes on the board, so include it as a player if you can. If soccer is "divegrass", call it ">jumpleaf" or something.

>>18136242
Rename him to Cuck Man Phil again
Also change Cena's name to CENA SUCKS

>>18136266
>Amendments:
- Make CM Punk wear Keffiyeh

>Addtions:
- I feel like we could get some mileage out of the New Jack model being added to 2K25 next month
- El Grande Americano has been uploaded by modders, so consider him
- Some sort of Rhea cope, given how much she's been pushed in the programming
- Hiroshi Tanahashi's model from Yakuza has been uploaded for years. Use him as "Grim Era" to highlight the current state of NJPW

>Removals:
- Maybe swap out Benoit of the New Jack model I mentioned
- Indians are a determent, Manju gotta go
- Ziggler just ain't worth the time anymore
- I'd rather KeMonito was the ball

>>18136266

>OUT
COPE
Manju
Say the Word

>IN (Pick your favourites I'm just throwing ideas)
Mr Iguana
Chilean Thigh Witch
Chef Michaels
Der Ring General (Gooner)
HUGE POP
Wrensday
MAMI
FINNER (Balor)
THE MAN (Goalhorn should obviously be her music)
BROCK FEARS KAIRI

>CHANGES
Coconut Community Theatre's model should be a missing poster since he never fucking shows up anymore lmao
CM Phil needs a shemagh or a keffiyeh on his model
Cena should be wearing the title backwards
Still Tony should have a big pile of cocaine behind him to match Vince's shit pile

No women on the team ever, thanks

>>18151693
there should be one, and it should be called >women's wrestling

>>18151706
/asp/ did at one point and the player own goaled kek

>>18136190 (OP)
is there any way we can get a custom ball
we should have a jevon evans model as the ball so we can go THAT BALL IS BOUNCY

throwing my 2 cents in after reading the thread, just responding to ideas mentioned throughout
perc angle is kind of outdated and was never really that big a meme on here specifically anyway but i would like kurt to stay in some form because he is the GOAT
punk needs to be changed more than just putting a keffiyeh/hijab on the model, his name needs to be changed to reflect his humiliation
bronlet/bronletty with a shrunken ("shrunken") bron model is a great idea to replace kemonito
no women is probably for the best, maybe the only exception i'd say is for stephanie (mcmahon) as CUNT
players that should be removed: manju, benoit, roman/CCT, mr america (replace with el grande americano), the wall (bring back vacant)
some assorted suggestions
rename cody to "ya just gotta" or even "YJG"
>punished drew
>hey guys, maven here
>zest rollins/zest it down/cackles
>bruv (will ospreay)
>cero miedo (penta)
>chef michaels
>gooner
>hatman (rossy ogawa)
>I LOVE YOU SOLO/I HATE YOU SOLO (jacob fatu)
>AW YEAH MAN/AH AH AH AH AH AH AH AH AH AH (booker T)

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>>18152037
I genuinely enjoy watching evans, would love to see him vs dirty dom at some point

>>18152037
>we can get a custom ball
we have Bronson Sneed cartwheel ball and Vince's golden egg ball

>>18154529
>Vince's golden egg ball
i just know this is kino

you nerds have no idea how badly /sp/ wants KWAB on their squad

>>18152228
>players that should be removed: manju
piss off tear truther

>>18155761
they can't have him he's ours

>>18155761
Kevin's ass is NOT for sale

>>18155761
Maybe if those third world niggers didn't kick /wwe/ out of the board then they would have one of the most evergreen memes on 4chan at their roster.

>>18136266
¡AY CHAVITO!

>>18149716
The players are voted onto the team each time, anon.