Thread 18137811

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>18137811 (OP)
Thank you Coldplay

>>18137811 (OP)
what's so cold about them?

And it was all yellow

>>18137837
Must have missed when that show moved to Melbourne

>>18137811 (OP)
Coldplay is gay normierock lol
Do people still listen to that?

>>18137858
>AEW Grand Slam: Australia Branded a ‘Scam’ by Frustrated Fans
https://www.sescoops.com/news/aew/aew-grand-slam-australia-scam-fan-backlash/

>>18137864
Haven't heard a single thing about them or any new music of theirs since like 2010

>>18137811 (OP)
Imagine getting bumped off for a faggy band that hasn't been relevant in almost two decades

>>18137872
Ay chuck tell em about the size of the ring

>>18137811 (OP)
What's funny about that? I don't get it

>>18137864
>>18137899
The Rolling Stones still sell out stadiums, a band from 2001 remaining popular is nothing

They couldn’t just do the week before or after?

>>18137811 (OP)
Cities fight each other tooth and nail to win the rights to host Wrestlemania, which brings hundreds of millions of dollars to the local economy of whatever city is lucky enough to host it.
All In gets bumped for a Coldplay concert. That is grim.

>>18137811 (OP)
Fucking hilarious

>>18137811 (OP)
KEKED BY COLDPLAY IN THE YEAR OF OUR LORD 2025 HOLY FUCK COULD IT GET ANY WORSE FOR THE TRANNY RODEO?

>>18138005
Coldplay suck but they're a British legacy act now. they've been around for 3 decades. this isn't surprising or something kinda kwab moment.

>>18137811 (OP)
holy mother fucking COPE

>>18137811 (OP)
CÚCKED BY COLDPLAY IN THE YEAR OF OUR LORD 2025 HOLY FUCK COULD IT GET ANY WORSE FOR THE TRANNY RODEO?

>>18137811 (OP)
>go from 70k tickets to 40k tickets
>it was coldplays fault

What would they have done this year if they stayed? 30k?

>>18137811 (OP)
wow AEW fucking sucks huh?

>>18138019
Are you trying to claim that a Coldplay concert brings $250m+ to the local economy?

>>18137872
>sescoops

lmfao

>>18138019
e-drones know literally nothing outside their cult >>18138015 exhibit A

>>18137811 (OP)
lol Remember how AEW marks spent MONTHS trying to claim EVIL WWE reserved Wembley just to try to block AEW from running All In there again? Legit retards.

>>18138044
Log off lil bro

>>18138044
>dissing on disgraced BJ Bethel's employer
honestly, based, we all know he lied about 500k MAX

didn't tony blame taylor swift for lower sales last time too kek what a disingenuous liar

>>18137899
It's the UK and they're a UK band. They're way more popular there than they are in America.

>>18138045
WHy would WWE waste their time or energy running anything more than a Raw, Smack Down, or B-level PLE in England at Wembley?

The race for KWABOTY is back on! Congrats Tony!

>>18138019
Anon, we aren't talking about living(somehow) legends like the Rolling Stones. Coldplay are just a moderate nostalgia act. This is a giga-KWAB for AEW.

>>18138052
Not only that he said that he had to spend a lot more money to hire people to setup All In because it was so close after the last Taylor concert, he even begged her to show up to All In for him paying extra money to "accommodate" her

>>18138054
>WHy would WWE waste their time or energy running anything more than a Raw, Smack Down, or B-level PLE in England at Wembley?
They did SummerSlam '92 at Wembley and it was a massive bomb because no one wanted to watch a pretaped PPV.

>>18137811 (OP)
We can take a break from Wembley for a few years. We have conquered them anyways. Wembley is our holy ground now, WWE will never step foot in there again. Next step is conquering Texas. This is a strategic war. We have already conquered Japan and Mexico. Canada is ours too because we are working with MLW.

This isn't even close. We are trashing WWE left and right. The globalization war has just begun and we are far ahead of WWE already. No wonder you piggiE bitches are oinkin more than usual.

>>18137811 (OP)
being run out of Wembley and Vegas in a year is crazy work.

>>18138034
Probably exactly what All In is doing in Texas right now. Sub-20k.

>>18138069
>Typing all that gay shit

>>18138048
Beg harder.

>>18138050
incredible own goals

>>18138045
No but I remember e-drones gloating about WWE getting Wembley and now they're doing a residency in Vegas kek

>>18138069
Based. Cooked em' piggiEs.

>>18138064
>They did SummerSlam '92 at Wembley and it was a massive bomb

>>18137811 (OP)
AEW makes no waves anymore. It's just kinda there. Tony has a real problem on his hands.

>>18138087
>now they're doing a residency in Vegas
Vegas literally outbid New Orleans for Wrestlemania. Tony's doing a bingo hall residency in Chicago because daddy isn't giving him an allowance anymore and he needs to cut costs.

>>18138076
Well it's a good thing AEW is doing better than ever and the feeling was restored, I would hate to see what their numbers would be like if they weren't.

>>18137874
>>18137899
Congratulations on living in a cave. Meanwhile in the regular world Coldplay became the biggest music act not rap, Bruno Mars or Taylor Swift. 94 million monthly listeners on just Spotify.

>>18138106
>trying this hard to pretend like Coldplay is a big deal to soften the blow of them çucking AEW
LOL

>>18138041
AEW fans can't even bring deodorant to the show

I just got the consensus from the ‘cord and Rovert was NOT happy about this thread.

>>18137937
>They couldn’t just do the week before or after?
It's almost like Tony is lying. Weird!

>>18138104
>le "Shad is suddenly gonna stop investing in AEW for real this time" schizophrenia

Just 2 more weeks right?

>>18137937
ALL IN London is on the same weekend as a national holiday in the UK

>>18138053
Coldplay is huge everywhere. About to do 4 nights at the new 50,000 seat stadium in Toronto, then 2 nights at the New England Patriots stadium and onward.

>>18138134
Explain why Tony is cutting costs by doing bingo hall residencies if AEW isn't in financial trouble. You literally can't.

>>18138141
>Coldplay is huge
Afraid not.

>>18138156
WWE has been cutting on catering, music, pyro and is even outsourcing scripts to AI. Guess they're in trouble as well?

>e-drones attempt to dunk on AEW
>it backfires and outs them as shut-ins with no idea Coldplay is popular

every single time

>>18138156
You need to stop replying to the Wheels

>>18138172
I'm Mr GED. Sorry about your insanity.

>>18138179
Ayo this faggot is bragging about having a ged kek

>>18138058
The UK is grim The Darkness are a legacy act here now

>>18138161
>dodging the question this hard
If AEW has infinite cashola like AEWtists claim they do, then why is Tony doing bingo hall residencies to save money? It must be hard to type with cloven hooves but try to answer the question this time, pig.

>>18138069
based tonedog

>>18138186
It's a brag against the average e-drone desu

>>18138190
>still attempting to flip pigposting

Because he wants to make those profits you e-drones love so much, because it will instil a melty in y'all

>>18138188
they're based tho

>>18138111
Perhaps if you didn't waste time engaging in pointless console wars you would know what normal people do, and that is that Coldplay is the biggest band in the world. "Hymn for the Weekend" and "Adventure of a Lifetime" have 3.7 BILLION views on youtube. That's for just two songs from the last ten years. They've even sold out multiple nights at the Tokyo Dome.

>>18138156
Coldplay’s Music of the Spheres tour sets record for highest attendance, 2025

10.3 million tickets already sold

https://www.guinnessworldrecords.com/news/2025/1/coldplays-music-of-the-spheres-tour-sets-record-for-highest-attendance

>>18138218
>Because he wants to make those profits
So you admit AEW still hasn't turned a profit and Tony is desperately trying to make it happen.

>>18138234
>NO REALLY COLDPLAY'S A BIG DEAL! IT ISNT EMBARRASSING FOR AEW TO LOSE TO THEM! STOP LAUGHING!
Yawn

>>18138253
The AEW vs Coldplay wars only exist in your head. If a venue was already booked by Coldplay, then AEW or Taylor Swift can't book it. If anything this looks like Tony using Coldplay as an excuse when the reality was probably Wemblay gave him many other open dates he could have chose if he wanted.

This could be para para paradise
Woah woah waoh oh

>>18137899
Coldplay just outdrew every WWE show ever on their own turf lmao.

>>18137828
Underrated lol

>>18138382
Esaars… is Jinder still available?

>>18137811 (OP)
fuck you coldplay

>>18137828
>look at the loads
>look how they fly for you
>and everything you do
>and they were all yellow

>>18137920
Boomer rock? those guys are still alive? lol
didn't know

>>18137874
Me either, all I remember is that the radio stations back then would play their music 24/7 to the point that it became torture.

>>18138026
Did he overdose on cherry pies?
LMFAO

>>18138166
Good heavens, they look like a fine less AEW faction. John moxley with a hat on right there.

>>18138237
Only desperation is (You) pretending AEW isn't gonna be around for many years to come. :)

>>18138382
KWAB

this dude is out here looking up Coldplay stats to cope

>>18137820
>honouring
lmao you live in New Pakistan

coldplay mogs the shit out of wrestling and i despise those faggots

>>18137811 (OP)
Aren't venues reserved?
So either Tony was so kwab he didn't even reserve a timeslot, or Wembley told Tony to fuck off because some band showed up.

>>18138500
>American't spell aluminium

>>18138638
nice Grok slop

Coldplay made the reservation in like 2022

>>18138869
So Tony was aware of the date since 2022 and still tried to blame a shitty band? Starting to sound like your butt buddy just ran away from Wembley because the ticket sales were shit last year.

niggers hating on coldplay for being old dadrock but wrestling lost 90% of its audience since parachutes LMAO

>>18139092
no one is hating on coldplay, everyone is just laughing at tony khan and you're crying like a lil bitch over it

>>18139101
you have no idea what coldplay has done to help me. watch your mouth and screw you.

>>18138234
Shut the fuck up Coldplayfag. Nobody likes the shitty band. I thought I was cool and quirky for listening to them in middle school but then I grew up and got a clue and realized the music was for retarded faggots.

>>18138449
Oh AEW will be around for many years to come but it won't be on WBD for much longer.

>>18138428
Kek

>>18139160
>you have no idea what coldplay has done to help me.

>>18138428
hahaha

Pigwheels leaves the joshi threads "to go to sleep" but he's very much active in here.
What's up with that?

It's honestly amazing how much damage Wheels has done to AEW on here. He single-wheeldly turned the entire board against them.
It's almost like he's an undercover drone.

>>18138234
cooked them pigs

>>18139240
>cooked them pigs

>>18139076
I caught that part too. If Coldplay had the date reserved for 3 fucking years, Tony could have simply chosen a different weekend.

He makes it sound like they were both fighting for the only open date during the Summer and Coldplay won because they're from the UK.