Come up with angles that you think would draw dimes.

>>18139546 (OP)
Divas should have mandatory live sex celebrations with one lucky audience member after each win. Gangbangs for tag teams.

>>18139551
Liv "Snowbunny" Morgan gettin' BLACKED would draw infinite dimes

>>18139583
>>18139551
many rupees to be had good sir

>>18139546 (OP)
fire anyone that isn't white.

>>18139546 (OP)
i have so many. thats why im running an e-fed. way more entertaining than any wrestling thats on tv right now

TKO executives beheaded live by Tonald Khan
Tina Khan beheaded by Jim Crownette
Little Jimmy beheaded by Zion Last
Zion Brion beheaded by Vinnie R.
Russo beheaded by David Arquettes bogged beyond belief ex wife

>>18139551
Based

>>18139546 (OP)
id run an angle where the referees get fed up with their lack of authority and start refusing to do their jobs right. eventually this culminates in some sort of title change that happens entirely due to out and out blatant cheating where the ref doesnt give a shit. after that a new GM comes out and says refs have power now and rules matter. then we run angles with heels breaking rules behind the refs back and big spots mattering. we also have an interim period where the refs dont yet enforce all the rules resulting in a lot of tweeners needing to pick a side.

>>18139546 (OP)
women are forced to wrestle in bra and panty matches

>>18139614
Something similar happens in the Here Comes the Pain game. The referee gets fed up and leaves.

I've thought about turning this into fapfiction but I need to sit down and actually write the fucking thing.
>Chelsea Green loses a random match
>Has a post match interview with Cathy Kelly, calls her Fake News after getting questions she doesn't like and blows off the interview
>Over the next couple of weeks just before Cathy is ready to give an interview to another superstar, Chelsea runs and steals the interview (while asking a bunch of self-serving Chelsea Green related questions), her reason being to prove she's a better reporter than Cathy
>Eventually the tables turn and Cathy starts getting involved in Chelsea's matches, or beats somebody Chelsea has recently lost to (I don't know about this part, I'm kinda stuck on how I actually want to do it)
>This leads to Chelsea challenging Cathy to the first ever "Exposé Match", which is obviously a bra and panties match, but with the added stipulation that immediately following the match, the winner gets to ask whatever dirty, embarrassing questions she wants and the loser has to answer them in her underwear and admit that the other woman is both a better wrestler and reporter.

>>18139551
is the janetty the short one or the guy with glasses?

>>18139546 (OP)
The Rock, John Cena, and Steve Austin fight. That's the angle.
>why are they fighting?
It doesn't matter.

I wanna give Penta a life-advice coach gimmick. Random jobbers just come up to him asking for advice for what to do better but none of it relates to wrestling in anyway.
>You must scream at your insecurities and then armbar them.
>Embrace the darkness but moisturize daily.
>Cero Miedo means to ghost your ex.
It wouldn't draw any dimes, but it just pops me.

>>18139648
bro please.... have sex.

>>18139551
this would draw so much of my semen on the floor where it belongs. ONLY STRONG AFRICAN MALE SEMEN is suitable for liv.

>>18139685
penta saying some shit like that in his really thick accent then doing that walk thing he does off camera would be the funniest shit. just set it up like the APA where penta is back stage in his 'office'

>>18139685
>Cero Miedo means to ghost your ex.
I'm sold.

>>18139551
The IT department is that way.

>>18139696
When Penta really wants to emphasize the importance of what he's saying, he goes, "LISTEN!" After that, he zest walks off.

we need to bring back stroke posting. always draws dimes, and has lots of room for creativity.

just make sure to work in “bonce ronce the cornew” in there

>>18139551
YOu'll finna know it!

>>18139551
Snowbunny taking BBC. Doesn't get better than this.

>>18139596
Then fire the whites that suck or are over 40.

>>18139685
>>18139696
>>18139712
>>18139768
Penta as a therapist who occasionally gets involved in his clients' matches.
He just wants to help, he just loses his shit sometimes.

>>18140033
>I don't think I should jump man.
>Hey pendejo, CERO MIEDO!

>>18140169
That shit was based

ideas for 2025 WWE
>CM Punk turning heel and officially turning into an onscreen corporate bootlicker
>Push El Grande Americano
>LA Knight as World Champ at least for one time
>One more proper World title run for Drew
>Break up Seth's dimeless stable because its not working shit
>Rocket strap to both Bron and Fatu to the world title scene
>Actually use the New Day as the top tag heels of RAW for once
>Give Dominik boatloads of TRT and let him become Eddie 2.0
>Firing Roman Reigns because he wont fucking show up for most of the year
>Firing the Tonga twins, JC Mateo, and Tala Tonga, basically all of the dimeless polynesians who keep cropping up
idk what to do with the women because I dont watch them at all
>Sheamus finally gets the IC title and also has the added stipulation of ending his in ring career once he loses it

>>18140225
sheamus signed a 5 year deal this year so unless they wanna cut his contract that is unlikely

>>18141811
4 year title run as a retirement would be a great serverance package, and then wait a year before suprise entrance at wrestlemania.

Okay, hear me out. Black wrestler dressed from head to toe in ninja gear, his name is Millionigger. Millioniggers' gimmick is that there are a currently unknown number of other Millioniggers with a similiar enough height and build to him, and that they give him the upper hand in various ways, like swapping out with him when the referee isn't looking/is down, giving him the numbers advantage for handicaps and beatdown angles, etc. No one knows who the real Millionigger is, effectively making it impossible for Millionigger to be held accountable for any heinous action that he or the countless other Millioniggers may commit. Aisde from the nigger clones, Millionigger is a traditional foreign heel that employs various dirty tactics during matches such as red mist(kool-aid), evading/confounding oppents via smoke bombs(menthol) and his finishing move, the Blackstabber, which is just the backstabber but is heavily-implied to use loaded kneepads. I'm still trying to work out the finer details, but I hope you can see what I'm envisioning.

>>18139546 (OP)
shove that gay ass logo up your ass, fuck your meeting bitch. I can't believe WWE is so creatively bankrupt that they're asking for booking ideas on 4chan. Well I got some good ideas but they're not for you.

roman reigns admitting his cancer was a work

>>18139648
Sounds dimes to me except neither of those whores wear underwear.

>>18139551
I know that's right!

>>18139546 (OP)
Tatum vs Roxanne Perez, kiss my foot match. Both lose their boots during the match and at the end Tatum is defeated and has to lick Roxy's toes

>>18139546 (OP)
I win all the belts and then I beat everyone

>>18139546 (OP)
February
>Bianca Belair is in the ring cutting a promo.
>Gets attacked by Tessa Blanchard who's wearing a Black Lies Matter t-shirt.
>Tessa handcuffs Bianca's hands behind her back.
>Tessa beats the shit out of Bianca with a nightstick.
>Tessa than puts her knee on the back of Bianca's neck and puts her fist in the air.
>Tessa gets the mic and says. "Happy black history month."
>Tessa leaves.
>Bianca runs magnum T.A and Tully Blanchard over with a car.
>Tessa and Bianca can't stop brawling.
>Tessa Blanchard vs. Bianca Belair inside hell in the cell at wrestlemania.

>>18141970
it’s like a combination of dark state in NXT, the bellas original gimmick before it was revealed there were two of them, and lucha masks

>>18142185
I'd nut if that's how they debuted Tessa. Just have her beat the hell out of some uppity black kween.

>>18142114
but that would be a shoot

>>18139546 (OP)
>Bron breaker comes out
>Sees a tranny flag
>Brings it to the ring and holds it up
>Rips it in half
>Pop so louds the fucking building collapses.

>Triple H comes out
>Slow walk to the ring
>Does his water stuff
>Takes the mic from Lillian Garcia
>Says "Only 2 Genders"
>tosses mic and leaves
>pop so loud China thinks we launched a nuke
Next RAW
>D-X comes out with the road dogg saying his shit
>Billy gun follows
>Road dog cuts his promo like usual and give the mic to Billy
>Billy goes "And if you dont like that we got 2 genders for ya".
>Crowds screams "MAN, "WOMAN"
>Whole fucking country sinks into the ground due to the vibrations of a nation turning ground into quicksand

Fellas, It's just this simple

>>18142748
This thread wasn't supposed to feel so real

>>18139546 (OP)
A Bonnie Blue gimmick ending in a tournament between all of her fuckers for custody of the child she has

A second or third Gen with a Todd Marinovich gimmick.
>bred to be the perfect wrestler
>wins secondary belt
>helicopter parent gets worse
>losing shit over wasted motion or whatever
>kid slips up and loses belt
>parent beats the shit out of the kid
>parent wins belt
>kid challenges
>????????

Feud with Charlotte that culminates with her losing the title of 'Flair'.
She loses the music, the robes and wrestles in plain attire. The winner starts wearing the robes, Fargo struts and 'woo's all the fucking time.

>>18139546 (OP)
Bring back the mixed match challenge but go all out on the odd couple pairings. Winning team faces the respective champion of their brand at the next PLE/PPV.
No obvious parings either like Liv & Dom or Rhea & Damian, management makes them go with different people.
I want to see some proper weird teams, give me Kairi Sane & Sheamus vs Penta & Chelsea Green. Give me Nia Jax & Big Bronson Reed vs Bayley & Penta. Just go balls to the wall with pairings.

>>18142451
is that a good or a bad thing?

Have a 6’10 blond guy stalk Roxanne Perez, have it revealed that he was the one posting on that twitter account called “isroxdeadyet”. Have him try and kill her but she keeps escaping because she can fit in areas that he can’t because she’s tiny. Eventually she starts to like him and he also likes her so they start having sex. He becomes WWE Champion and so does she.

>>18144693
Dexter, please, we're not running this angle. Stop bringing it up.

>>18139570
Relax, Vince.

>>18142748
fuckin kino

>>18144409
this almost would make me watch womens matches

>>18144409
AJ was talking about bringing back the mixed match challenge on twitter a few weeks ago
they really should

>>18139546 (OP)
1)
Judgement day takeover where they just attack everybody and trash every arena they're in.
Liv and Rhea team up as reluctant allies to fight back (Liv obviously gets kicked out of JD because of Roxy).

2)
Kairi kayfabe inherits millions from some old Japanese clan and forms a new faction called the Zaibatsu, consisting mostly of Joshis and 1 or 2 white monkeys who can cut promos.

3)
Turns out Drew McIntyre is the real father of Becky's kid.

4) AEW invasion angle when WWE inevitable buys their library next year after Tony overdoses (will not draw dimes but will be a great humiliation ritual).

5) Team MAGA versus team Democrats, with each faction only getting wins depending on their location (red states get MAGA wins and vice versa).

I just want this guy's gimmick idea to happen >>14303699 >>14309832

>>18144409
Bayley forming Neo Damage CTRL with Tozawa.

>hurr durr x wrestler comes out and cuts a promo on faggots and niggers
yeah it was funny for like, two and a half posts ya fucking jabronies

>>18146072
kek this edrone is BOILING

I posted this a few weeks ago:
>Penta's canon lore involves his mask being cursed taking careers and injuring his wearers
>Penta canon lore involves him wearing Andrade's father mask (the OG Penta from 25 years ago)
>Andrade becomes a schizo trying to save Penta from the curse and trying to claim his father's mask
>Ends in a Hair vs Mask extreme rules match
>Andrade obviously loses finally putting the mask curse to rest
>Optional, Andrade wears back his mask with his old gimmick Andrade La Sombra 100 Almas (100 Souls Shadow) trying to collect souls for his own mask (The Shadow)

Another feud since he was pretty much confirmed to sign with WWE:
>Penta VS Octagon is a canon neverending rivalry where Octagon is always the winner
>Octagon also warns him about the curse limiting him
>Penta also warns that Octagon has a shoot curse that has never been brought up
>In canon Octagon has had a legal battle with the OG Octagon claiming many luchadors careers
>Penta finally win his forever bound fate to Octagon in an extreme rules hell in a cell match (Penta's specialty)
>They could even bring the OG Pentagon in some form

Another one:
>OG Octagon's lawyers vs WWE lawyers wargames for the Octagon's name rights

>>18139546 (OP)
Kevin Nash on a pole match

>>18146399
>In canon Octagon has had a legal battle with the OG Octagon claiming many luchadors careers
I messed up this, AAA is the one having a legal battle with OG Octagon

>>18146457
is aerostar the jannetty

>Sliming Roxanne and turning her into a gummy bear
>Running a taped performance of Pretty Deadly the Musical with the rest of the roster over the next holiday show instead of doing a double taping or a clip show
>Piper Niven gets kicked out of the Secret Hervice after a scandal involving a prostitute
>Brooks Jensen suicide angle
>Charlie Dempsey gets rebranded as Bull Dempsey 2.0 after the NQCC disbands