>Hey Phil, it's Hunter. Yeah, so for this show in Richmond tonight, could we get you to cut a promo about how the Civil War was about state's rights? And maybe throw in a line about the North starting it? Oh, you can? In your tap dancing shoes? Thanks for being a team player buddy.

money and miles ya fat mark
money and miles

>>18139613
An attitude famously embraced by Punk.

>>18139607 (OP)
popped me

>>18139607 (OP)
>CM "The first Skrewdriver album wasn't racist" Punk

>>18139607 (OP)
>"Yeah Phil, listen, we're going to need you to climb the Fireball Whiskey ladder and take a big drink in the middle of the ring. Then cut a promo apologizing to all of our alcohol sponsors"

>>18139613
Pretty sure a RAPED BITCH said that.

>>18139607 (OP)
>"Yeah the Saudi Prince just called and he said he wants AJ as his concubine for the night. You're good with that? Great! And make sure you let him know how thankful you are for choosing her."

>>18139831
I unironically love their Tomorrow Belongs to Me cover. I'm not racist or anything but that song is kino.

>>18139607 (OP)
Based.

LOOK IN MY EYES
WHAT DO YOU SEE
IM GONNA SAVE THE CONFEDERACY
I MISS ROBERT LEE
I MISS THE SLAVES
ITS TIME TO TAKE THE COUNTRY BACK WHOAAAA

It's time to shuck and jive
It's time to shuck and jiiiiiive!
It's all about the jive, and how you shuck it
It's blood money dick and if you can suck it!

>>18140012

Punk would've been killed during Confederate times.

>>18139607 (OP)
>Oh, and we got a Coca-Cola and a Tylenol sponsorship so if you could just fix up those tattoos that'd be great.

Like Bruce Pritchard and Johnny Ace!!

I’m now a Corporate Personality!

Tell me to jump…

And I’ll say how high…

Soon as the check clears…

I won’t ask why…

You won’t have…

To order me…

Because you know, I’m a Corporate Personality!

>Now when I said the Confederacy sucked, I was talking about the one from Star Wars!

>>18139859
kek