Thread 18140564

The latest episode of EVOLVE streams tonight 7:55pm EST on Tubi and on YouTube internationally.

*LWO and Lince Dorado vs The Vanity Project
*Nikkita Lyons and Super Sean Legacy will make appearances

>Vanity Project having to put the Mexican jobbers over
Grim stuff.

>>18140564 (OP)
>>>/trash/

wwe intern posting this crap again

>>18140564 (OP)
Do dronies actually watch this?

>>18140719
>>18140640
>>18140627
Why is HotWheels so threatened by EVOLVE?

NXT is gonna poach Evolve so hard. Swipe Right and Sean Legacy are already on their way out.

>>18140808
His ancestors legs didn’t evolve to be able to walk

>>18140808
done shitting up the stardom thread yet schizo?

I'm here for my weekly dose of Nikkita's fat ass.

>>18140564 (OP)
If NXT is a developmental rasslin' school, what is this?

>>18140960
Where they send all the college kids and indie wrestlers to train and work the WWE style before being moved up to NXT

>>18140564 (OP)
>Nikkita Lyons
It's like they are actively trying to kill what little fanbase Evolve had.

>Swipe Right leaving their Arab fleshlight behind
Hopefully this isn't an omen. And Evolve has something else for her.

Cappuccino and Cartwheel are officially a tag team called "Adrenaline Drip" lol. They'll have a match tonight.

>>18141271
Also Chantel Monroe (Black version of Carmella) calls out and challenges EVOLVE women's champion Kali Armstrong.

>>18141310
Fine lil jungle bunny.

>>18140564 (OP)
Oh my god this is GRIM. When Lince Dorado is the best guy in the poster, you just know it's gonna be bad. Here are some things I would rather do than watch E-slop.
>Get a root canal
>Plug up one nostril and huff concentrated ammonia
>Get 100,000 papercuts on my face
>Spend eternity eating shards of broken glass
>Go swimming with sharks in a suit made of raw pork
>Bang 50 Brazilian favela hookers with no protection
>Drink the tap water in Mexico
>Wave a Ukraine flag outside Putin's house while dressed like a gay parody of Lenin.
>Smear myself with goat blood and go visit the grizzlies at the zoo
>Snort some superglue
>Eat a roadkilled skunk with no bbq sauce

>He's still threatened by EVOLVE
Grimmy Grim

>>18141310
Built for the Codester

>>18141271
>Flippers but have a lot of personality
Yeah send them immediately to NXT.

>Lince is a coach
Most of the NIL college kids aren't really flippy types. So idk what he would possibly teach them.

>>18141438
Someone would have to actually watch that trash in order for anyone to be threatened by it. But no one watches that trash so it's all good.

>>18141561
But enough about WWE's feelings towards AEW.

>>18141577
Cringey and unoriginal. Besides, if WWE didn't feel threatened by AEW, they wouldn't be constantly counterprogramming their shows and hiring almost everyone who quits from AEW. Tick tock TKO, soon your time will be up.

>>18140564 (OP)
oh my god do people actually watch this raw sewage? I feel like I might get an eye infection just from looking at this hideous pic.

Why is Rovert melting down about wrestling school's wrestling school?

Kek they're gonna job Vanity Project to Licky Taints next Tuesday.

>>18141521
>Most of the NIL college kids aren't really flippy types. So idk what he would possibly teach them.
Timothy Thatcher is also a coach

I can see this fine on the YouTube link (International viewer) idk why some anons are saying they can't.

>it's only 40 minutes
They'll probably extend it to an hour. Since Tubi is happy with it.
>>18141876
It was a Canadian anon. Idk how you watch it over there. I'm guessing youtube too?

>>18141957
Nah 40-50 minutes is enough. It's not really meant to be an actual brand. It's just a side show.

>>18141619
Why is bitchtits still here? You lost a loser leaves town match to the million dollar mick, ya bum. Your words count for nothing here.
And now, here he sits, in the most dimeless gamethread ever, hoping and praying that somehow, someway, someday someone MIGHT give a rat's ass about e-slop.

>>18140564 (OP)
Also Edris Enofe vs. Jamar Hampton & Layla Diggs vs. Jin Tala

>>18141203
>Thinking she won't be a megastar
They're pairing her with Thikkita. So they have some expectations for her.

>LWO
Kek not even NXT wanted them.

Where tf is Brinley??!!!!

>>18142624
GYATT!!!!!!
Why did they demote her from NXT? I remember her being the valet for team bbc.

>Joaquin Wilde already recovered
nice

>>18142723
Team BBC both got injured, HFA signings took over the tv time. She recently had surgery unfortunately

Drako Knox gets more TV time doing security in NXT than wrestling in EVOLVE kek.

>>18142723
>>18142758
>Valot for Team BBC
QRD??

Might be one of the last matches of Vanity Project in its full form

>>18142761
Evolve gotta rotate the roster more. We don't need to see Wendy Choo and Kylie Rae every week.

>>18142781
It was a black nxt tag team and she was like their Thea Hail. Cucks started calling them that. Cause they're black.

I'm ready to get EVOLVED.

It's still bizarre they picked Tubi for this. Disbt they have a partnership with Roku?

>>18143017
>Disbt
What did he mean by this

>7:55pm
Tubi finally got their heads out of their asses. Cause it's not here yet. So I'm guessing at 8pm. As it should've been.

>>18143085
worked for me

>>18143085
Yeah I'm having the same issue. It's not on Tubi yet

Impatient niggas. It started at 8pm. Anyways Edris is fighting.

That Troy guy looks like a major CAW.

Edris looking way to zesty with that rainbow gear.....

Liv Morgan ref is my fav. She's in NXT now apparently.

Idk if there's miscommunication or what. But this match is clunky.

>>18143269
Yeah that Troy guy is super green.

Stevie is so hot bros. Too bad she got a concussion and stopped wrestling.

>Lince doing cat mannerisms
But cringe but he's a cat I guess lol

For me? It's Jin Tala.

This lightskin kween looks like Cecilia Lion. IYKYK

>>18143361
Why did they change her name? Was it cause age had an OF?

>>18143361
>Thicc Asian
Oh my!

>>18143392
She looks like the mega evolution of Kelani in NXT

>another sloppy match
What even was that scissors kick

This is wrestling school's wrestling school. No shit some stuff will be sloppy.

>Zayda surrounded by almost naked Vanity Project in their locker room
Holy gangbang

>Nattie going after the Evolve belt
Grimmy grim

>>18143497
It's the NIL wrestlers who are being a bit messy. Which makes sense. They're new to wrestling.

Toothless Timmy the WWE ID defender

Natalya didn't get groped by the audience this time kek.

I don't like neither of these two

I like Chantel for some reason

DIMELESS FEUD I DONT CARE FOR NATTIE OR KALI

>Thatcher
Ugh...

What's so super about him anyways

>>18143660
His dimelessness
>Paris
I forgot they're going back. Can't wait for cringe crowd chants

>snubby baby girl kween
I don't think we've had that gimmick yet

>Donovan and Zayda being left behind
It hurts bros

Not gonna fast forward but hopefully Vanity doesn't get jobbed out. They're already losing to Starks next Tuesday in NXT.

I always thought Vanity Project were thinks. But they're nigger than Lince and LWO kek

>>18143777
>meant twinks
GMS myself.

>>18143777
Anyone over or close to 6 feet is a giant in today's wrestling climate

baylor killing these dudes

Jackson Drake is IRL banging Zayda apparently.

The LWO dudes barely wrestled

>>18143874
I'm shocked Wilde didn't do some crazy shit just for the hell of it

Ricky Smokes is the Micheals of Vanity Project

>Jobbing the most over people in your show
>They're gonna job again in NXT against Ricky Saints
What are we doing here?

>>18143853
I figured since she's always touching him lol.

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