Thread 18141308

BIRB PUP EDITION!!!

Monday brought us major developments in the great joshi war as Lyra player took on Bayley player in what turned out to be yet another MOTN for /ourbirb/. The match ended in a draw, which most likely means that BOTH Lyra and Auntie Bayley will face Mama Becko in a triple threat for the coveted women's IC championship. In other news, Lyra's crash out after the match was cute! CUTE! What an effortlessly adorable player!

Once again, thread protection has been enabled and any Lyra haters who post in this thread will experience embarrassing voice cracks in front of their crushes!

WWE Raw highlight: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ylaPakJCBTY
Watch the CVV interview here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PGyK-wmlCXs&t
MITB highlights: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BNbhPdWpNyw

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First for smooches!

NO

>>18141308 (OP)
That's my frickin birb right there folks

>>18141326
A birb and a dog? How bizarre!

>>18141333
birbs and dogs can coexist
i have seen evidence of this

>>18141239
Those types of endings happened a lot back in the day. Especially in Japan. Idk why people are getting so bent about a draw ending.

The dog looks like a dork. Perfect for her.

>>18141348
Are we calling puppies "dorks" now? You don't have to hate every little thing about her. Makes you look very dumb.

Me on the left btw. She smells like butterscotch candy.

Bros, why do you like Birb?

>>18141360
Not him but dorks can be cute too

>>18141360
You sound worked.
>>18141375
Not in the way I meant it lol

Reminder! One of the top birdfags is the IMG Rhea tranny. That admitted to owning dildos and being trans.

>>18141371
>Great wrestler
>Is very autistic for her love of wrestling
>Cute bird voice
>Nerd
>Girl next door look
>Very pure and kind

>>18141371
She's extremely beautiful, has a cute personality, and she's such a hardcore wrestling fan who decided to do the work required to live her dream. And aside from that, she's an extremely good wrestler having some of the best matches in WWE this year.

>>18141407
Based!

>>18141308 (OP)
cute

>Has to carry another PLE
That next contract of hers better be hefty. She's the main rosters female Gunther
>>18141429
The feud is tied up. And they had counters for each other's moves. I liked this match better than the MOTB Becko match.

>>18141308 (OP)
Lyra fucks dogs?

>>18141429
Kek I saw this tweet too

Bet that dog has a very old irish name. Like Cathal or Cormac.

>>18141383
>he makes fun of dogs
third worlder trait

>>18141475
>Cormac
Do the Irish really

>>18141485
Did Lyra really say this?

What an ugly fucking dog. One on the left is cute tho

>>18141330
MHAW!!!!

>>18141475
I’m a fan of finnnegan.

Kek look at lil birb

>>18141731
>lyra on her way to the book fair

this one looked really cool imo

>>18141786
>>18141793
>>18141831
>>18141831
>>18141836
Amazing match. That gut-wrench power bomb she did to Bayley was insane. I forgot how strong birb is.

this match had so many cool spots

>Muh awesome match!!!
Wait till Meltz actually reviews it

>>18141880
I thought Meltzer didn't matter?

Seems like Bayley took the "she's old, she can't go anymore" comments personally lol.That was the best Bayley match since the Sasha stuff.

>>18141723
Based Birbamaniac having a moment with Lyra.

Lyra's thighs are top tier

>>18141868
Cute face, cute build, STRONG arms

>Arm drags: The Match
Yawn

>>18142055
And yet, people absolutely loved it. Tells you how good Lyra is. If she can put on a banger doing armdrags.

>>18141330
Mwah!

>>18142015
Bayley must have a lot of trust in Lyra for that move.

>>18142262
Yeah, almost turned into a pile driver lol. But birb is pretty strong. And she's done that move a lot.

Management told birb not to wear skirts again ;(

Birb pup is too cute

Imagine being held by Lyra.....

>>18142672
Do we know its name?

>>18143534
Her thighs are crazy! Two delicious glazed hams.

>>18142616
>thinking you can show that amount of pantsu in WWE

Tulpa Birb got ungrounded today so we went to Wendy's and ate frosty fries. It was based.

>>18143534
The head Sublime, the heart Pathos, the genitals Beauty, the hands & feet Proportion

>>18141836
Lyra's moves are really technical but also big and exciting.

>>18141990
the first time that sunset flip throw into the turn buckle by bayley actually looked good

>>18144077
I want to rewatch that tag gauntlet match.

>>18144077
I know people shit talked them going through the entire gauntlet and winning. but it was pretty fucking good

>>18144461
>people
A couple of reddit fags and the long nails schizos here do not qualify as people.

I feel like you can put Lyra into any match against anyone and if given time, she'll be able to drag a good match out of them. I don't think I ever thought Becky was that exciting to watch, same with Bayley, but Lyra has really made them shine these past few matches. Makes me quite excited for the eventual triple threat, it's just gonna be a question of whether they'll adjust to Lyra or if Lyra is going to be swallowed in their usual pace since they outnumber her.

>>18145228
Look at her :3

I need to become a puppy. So a cute Irish lass will pick me up

>>18143534
Top tier thighs

>>18145228
2 of them are fired...

>>18142153
*unzips penis*

[Exciting News] Lyra Valkyria (28) and Bayley (36) are expecting!

Boobies

>>18146377
Zip it up.

>>18147377
It's not about size, it's just about how consistently good her matches are.

>>18147377
Wrestling wise, yeah she is. She puts on non-stop bangers. And consistently has the match of the night.

Don't forget she's a great seller too!

>>18148068
I always love her HBK/RVD sells. Plus she doesn't over do it like others do. She busts them out in appropriate times.

KINO

>>18148355
Based

>>18148956
Her best look.

>Lyra hangs out with Becky
>Becky turns on her
>Lyra hangs out with Bayley
>Bayley turns on her
I think the brib is the problem bros.

>>18148986
Don't forget Tatum

any birb feet pics out there? having a bad week and could use something fap to

>>18149007
Sadly hard to find

>>18149045
Kek that rusev post

So I'm guessing this Monday they'll go full heel with her. Or maybe she'll cheat to win the belt?

>>18149236
Triple threats are always hard to predict. I would guess Becky retains, but it wouldn't shock me if Bayley won. Lyra winning it back seems the least likely to me, but there's a lot of different ways this story could go, so I'm interested.

>>18149236
>>18149271
I honestly think this storyline has potential to continue for a bit. Ending it at the triple threat would be a silly decision. Ultimately, I think Lyra should win because she's new, but a genuine loss at the triple threat could set her teased heel turn into full motion.

>Muh Lyra heel run will flop
She was a heel throughout the Indies.

>>18149440
Also in the start of her NXT UK run. But people barely watched NXT UK.

>>18149440
>Back when Killer Kelly was decent looking and not a coal burning fatty.

Depicted here is a picture of Lyra looking concerned after Mama Becko stumbled and fell.

>>18149868
I like the part were Becky though she broke birb's nose. And had to catch herself from checking on her :)

OK, but what's this about?

>>18150099
She's am exhibitionist. She gets off on almost showing her smol boobs. Fraid so!

>>18150099
>taped nips
sigh...she's careful, I'll give her that.

Cold blooded

Auntie Bayley got unfriended on Animal Crossing

>>18150790
She's just going through her rebellious phase

>>18150790
>>18150807
BRAT! BARE BUM SPANKING IS REQUIRED

>>18149045
>Rusefs
GM LYRA!

Pictured here is Lyra Valkyria carrying her exausted mentor.

Pictured here is Lyra Valkyria carrying her exhausted mentor.

Took Tulpa Birb fishing today and instead of fishing she just kept trying to eat the worms! How do I tell her that's probably not safe without hurting her feelings?

Yeah I'm thinking Based

>>18152106
Massive tits

Daily reminder that lyra lost and has no title

>>18152106
I thought this was fan art. Till I saw the pack. They have Axiom too. WWE actually being creative for once.
>>18152218
SNIFFFFFFF

>>18152106
Nice! I've seen another anon post about getting one as well.

'luv Lyra

Nice

>>18153659
Based thread saver

>>18149644
>It will devolve into schizo shit in no time like the Kairi general did when she was injured, not to mention that dimeless general that gets samefagged by hog to oblivion with the same content all day every day called the Lyra general
He's doing it again btw. I saw the same in /vaq/ when it started. He always tries to act as though he's friendly with new generals popping up but makes sure to shit talk us so they start hating /birb/ based on lies. How obsessed can a person be?

*watches you fill up the bird feeder*

>>18153794
I’m pretty sure most people know he’s falseflagging by know. As I’ve said before, he was the one shitting on those girls for weeks before he decided to pretend to like them.

Happy 4th of July from Birb!

TWO BRATS!

Why is Lyra way in the back of the Evolution 2 poster?? Her match is the only one with actual build.

>>18155253
Happy Birb of July!

I wish Birb was real bros.

>>18155326
Bayley is also in the back. I think they just threw it together with not much thought. It's kinda of a rushed PLE. If we're being honest.

>>18149440
based

Do you think birb watches anime during her travels?

>>18157467
That's the same picture

board movin kinda fast today

Taking Tulpa Birb to the fireworks tonight. Wish me luck fellas!

>>18157982
I think she'll love it! Hope she doesn't get scared by all thr noise though.

>>18155735
I agree. For all the buzz about making history and resurrecting an all female PLE it felt like the build up was very weak. I guess they're not expecting a lot of attention on it?

Huh what you mean

Daily reminder that lyra lost and has no title

>>18141308 (OP)
No one who likes St. Bernards can be a bad person.
But she is still not a good wrestler.

>>18160035
That’s not true.

Do you guys prefer the stuff with Bayley or the stuff with Becko? I think the Lyra/Bayley stuff is better. Like there's more heat there.

>>18160272
Yeah I like the bayley stuff too. mostly cause its new. becko and birb go all the way back since nxt. not saying its gotten old. but the bayley stuff is something new. to the birb universe.

>>18159480
Combination of Liv's injury messing up plans, and Nick Khan just wanting more programming to fuck with AEW's big show. I think Evolution will be solid anyway but I think some criticism is probably fair.

>>18148956
i want to nibble her ear

8aavj

Aoife.

Bayley posted

PLEASE SHOW US YOUR FEET I CAN ONLY FAP TO YOUR THIGHS SO MANY TIMES

>>18164112
unironically, what did she mean by this?

Somebody told me that Lyra is all the way in the back of the Evolution 2 poster. Is this indeed true?

Tulpa Birb got hit with a bottle rocket last night. She is currently in the hospital. I think she is gonna be alright though...

>>18164465
Oh no...

>>18164427
>Muh poster
Kairi is in the back too. As well as Bayley. Who gives a shit.

?

Is this true chat? Does birb do practice flips before Raw.

>>18165600
>>18165620
Kek what a questioning player!

>>18165600
>>18165620
Is replying with ? her new heel persona

>>18165600
>>18165620
>10k+ likes per post
based

Daily reminder that lyra lost and has no title

>>18164290
they used to be friends...

>>18165600
OK, but she does look like a smol birb :)

I WISH IT WAS MONDAY SO I COULD SEE HER AGAIN!!!!

She was looking very mean in MITB. Based foreshadowing

Based Poster!!

>>18167275
Is this a real poster? It looks real, but the match hasn't been officially announced yet.

>>18167299
its fan made. this would be waaayyy too cool for WWE's taste

>>18167312
They should hire him, it looks great.

>>18167275
the only match in the PLE with actual heat and built.

scrumptious

>>18167312
WWE's posters are lame now. They just slap some regular PNGs of wrestlers posing. And they call it a day.

>>18167425
>Lego birb
cute!!!

>>18166501
Same! that match with Bayley left me wanting more. One more week till that legendary triple threat.

>>18167685
>Lyra always doing the basedface emote

>>18166137
Based we hate lyra here!

Reminder! Lyra is the secret child of Becko and LA Knight.

>>18167901
that's why she's a draw

>>18167901
>lyra looks like a combination of them

>>18167871
No one is saying this.

>>18168432
I did

>>18168555
And you're a no one.

>>18167849
Kek, what an excitable player!

Aoife.

>>18169808
Best thighfu

>>18169829
This looks like it was taken during the height of the Emo era and Evanescence was playing on full blast in the background.

>>18169829
Cute

Lyra needs to save Tatum from Shawn spears purgatory

>>18170545
Soon hopefully :(

>>18170545
they can fly together

>Lyra has Becky beat at Evolution
>Bayley intervenes, Becky pins Lyra and runs out the ring, moves on to feud with Asuka or Vaquer for the IC belt
>Lyra furious with Bayley, their rivalry gets extra heated
>Lyra vs. Bayley in a no-holds-barred falls-count-anywhere match at Summerslam
>Lyra and Bayley [spoiler]run the razor, get color[/spoiler]

Sounds like a plan

The triple threat has officially been added to Evolution 2. It should be the main event IMO.

>>18170880
It should be. I don't think it will be, but it should.

>>18170918
Lyra can’t compete with Rhea sadly even if Rhea vs iyo has no story.

Do you think the triple threat will be MOTN?

>>18170880
>>18170930
>>18170918
IT SHOULD BE. But even with Momma Becko. The three of them can't out politic Rhea.

Lyra will win by cheating. Calling it now.

>Thinking she deserves to main event over Rhea and Iyo
Pass me the crack pipe fellas

>>18171032
here's the one me and Tony use.

>>18171032
I know popularity wise. Rhea's match obviously eclipses it. But match quality wise. The triple threat will steal the show.

>>18171032
Rhea and Iyo will have a great match, but the triple threat has by far the biggest story going into it. The IC title has main evented PLEs before, and I think this would be a great time. But I know Rhea and Iyo is a big match and I can't really complain too much.

>>18171102
>But match quality wise. The triple threat will steal the show.
That's what I'm a little worried about. It's one thing if it's Lyra against Becky or Bayley, where Lyra can make them both look very good, it's another if there's three of them. It'll be interesting to see if they'll adapt to Lyra or if she'll get swept into their pace.

>>18171102
The Bayley match was amazing because Bayley was trying. Do you remember the first one? Lyra literally had to slow down so Bayley can get in position. I'm not worried about Becky. But idk if we'll get last Monday's Bayley next week.

Bayley vs. Becky vs. Lyra
..I guess one could say that Evolution is getting a BBL?

>>18171462
Lol

>Anons disregarding Auntie Bayley
Fir shame

For me? It's crazy bird lady

Lewd!

>>18172011
Liv thighs…

>>18172011
Based Birb covering up.

>>18158382
>>18165600
>>18166927
>y-yeah dress and act like a bird, it will get you over!
i wonder who is behind this humiliation ritual

>>18172062
Still here?

>>18172011
Her boobs are so cute

>>18171896
Bratty unhinged Lyra is based. It's a nice change from her white meat babyface role.

>>18172338
I want to see Rhea tame this brat

Next OP image and edition suggestions?

Tulpa Birb is out of the hospital and resting in her nest! Thankfully she only lost a few feathers after the bottle rocket accident.

>>18172407
>>18171896
Unhinged birb edition

>>18172407
Picture of Lyra I suppose

>>18158382
it was the best of times...

Daily reminder that lyra lost and has no title

>>18173321
Too based for this division

>>18172407
>>18172011
Yum Edition

>>18173316
Did she really?

>>18172011
Is that Rhea in the middle?

>>18174391
do you think Rhea's tattoos are fake bro

>>18174411
Who is that tho

Do we know her pet's name?

why did you post a picture of former dallas mavs owner mark cuban when this is a wrestling board?

MONDAY NIGHT BIRB COMING SOON

>>18175227
Can't wait for more Lyrema today!

>>18174499
Michin

it's Monday you know what that means

>>18175844
Finally!

>>18176360
luv birb
luv roxy

Erm....birb butt much

>>18176386
Aroma status???

>>18176837
Pondered.

>>18176837
Probably like candy and protein shakes (Yum).

5 more bings!

he's oinking in another thread about Lyra again

>>18177555
Must be a day that ends in y

>>18177555
Kek, I saw that too. A thread about how Tiffany should be a heel and he's turned it into a Lyra seethe-fest.

>>18177566
What actually is it about Lyra that inspires this level of mental illness?

>>18177572
beating Iyo Sky clean as a sheet twice

Lyra.

>>18178176
Damien priest was a lucky guy.

[Sad News]
Tulpa birb forgot to renew her work visa and was detained by ICE this morning. They sent her to Alligator Alcatraz. I'm strapped the fuck up and headed to Florida! I'm gettin' my baby back!

>>18178484
There's no way, what a travesty!

>>18178484
Maybe it's time to give up on tulpa birb

CANT WAIT FOR BIRB. I NEED MORE BIRB CONTENT.

Lyra time this is not a drill!!!!!!!

The schizo with the long nails will shit up the gamethread. So I'm just chillin here.

>>18180459
He's here 24/7 scouring the 'log for Lyra stuff. Shit is grim dude

Kek I love this gimmick

She's dressed really sexy tonight bros

Holy brat

Family Feud theater is my favorite currently lol

>>18180540
Need Momma Becko to spank her bum desu

Sheesh, the whole family looking yummy

>Lyra clearly got the biggest reactions of the segment
How long do you think the meltdown will last?

LYRA LESNAR KEK
FUCKING BASED

Based, Lyra got megapop after megapop!

>Lyra on top
She's losing...

This should mainevent but it won't.

This should be the next general pic but idk what we would call it
>>18180645
To be honest, I wabt lyra in the WHC scene already

>>18180661
Lyra and Becky continuing the tradition of the IC title having the best match of the night.

>>18180704
I still want them to send her to Marigold to have a match with Mayu.

>>18180704
I wish the general would last a little longer so we could get high def pics that they post after the show.

Small nitpick but I'm not a fan of the new nighwish. She's doing it now like a powerslam. Idk if someone complained of it being stiffed or something

Is Lyra really a little bitch like Bayley said

Based strong style player!
>>18180761
Its a Michinoku Driver. So not sure why she's just slamming them. Instead of doing it classically

>>18180776
More like a spoiled brat

Bayley's tits looked fantastic. Idk of you guys allow Bayley talk. But I just needed to say it.

>>18180920
Anyone who's part of the birbverse is welcome. We talk about Becky and Bayley all the time. And I agree, btw.

My WEBMs come out terrible every time I try to compress them down to 4mb :(

Beautiful!

>>18180970
She seriously did look so hot tonight.

>>18180947
Nothing you can do about that. I usually make the resolution smaller and keep the clips 15-30 seconds tops!

>the schizo is making anti-lyra threads now
Rent free

>>18181151
Imagine what this person looks like

Based hand raising callback

NEW GENERAL IDEAS PLZ. WE CURRENTLY HAVE "UNHINGED BIRB"

>>18181245
Joshi war edition

:0
>>18181245
>>18181277
I like this one. Will prepare us for the triple threat war this weekend.

>>18181306
>>18181306
>>18181306
>>18181306
NEW