TK booking & cooking - /pw/ (#18141690) [Archived: 609 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/2/2025, 10:29:06 PM No.18141690
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ITT we book like Tony

>48 man round robin tournament to decide placement in 60 man royal rumble match
>winner gets to decide what number they enter in
>tournament ends in 6 way tie between Omega, Page, Okada, Bobbo, Speedball and Willow Nightingale
>3 v 3 tag match is set up with Page, Okada, Omega vs Bobbo, Speedball, and Willow
>hijinks ensue with Okada and Bobbo "surprisingly" not playing nice with their teammates
>Willow wins the match by hitting her finisher and pinning her own teammate Bobbo
>6 way match is announced to decide #1 winner of tournament which is now 2 months old
>at the end of the 6 way Page grabs a mic and says that women wrestlers are the real champions and the only "ring rats" are men not willing to admit it. He then willingly lets Willow hit him with 3 finishers and pin him
>Rumble entrants are immediately announced with 20 slots given to Korean wrestlers
>Rumble will decide who will be one of 6 #1 contenders for the chance to be 1/3 of the next team to challenge for the trios belts
>After winning the 6 way, Willow decides to enter the Rumble at #1 to prove how strong women are
>she's the first to be eliminated by interference from Thunder Rosa
>Rumble ends in a three-way tie of Omega, Page, and Okada.
>They form a trios team and win the belts only to disband the next night because of infighting
>a new 64 man tournament is announced to decide who will hold the vacant titles
>Page becomes Willow's full time valet
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Anonymous
7/2/2025, 10:39:05 PM No.18141753
>>18141690 (OP)
why you slidin'?
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 11:14:42 PM No.18141958
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Anonymous
7/2/2025, 11:44:50 PM No.18142102
>>18141690 (OP)
yikes
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 12:08:24 AM No.18142303
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>>18141690 (OP)
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 3:58:57 AM No.18144774
>>18141690 (OP)
>resuscitate
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 4:04:37 AM No.18144855
>>18141690 (OP)
That made me chuckle
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Anonymous
7/3/2025, 4:07:18 AM No.18144894
>>18144855
Then the threads purpose was fulfilled
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 5:02:56 AM No.18145296
>>18141690 (OP)
breathe
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 6:16:22 AM No.18145686
>>18141690 (OP)
c
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 6:20:44 AM No.18145718
>>18141690 (OP)
ITT we book like Paul

>debut a new Samoan
>Punk and Rollins feud that never ends
>Main eventers are all in their late 40s
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Anonymous
7/3/2025, 6:25:25 AM No.18145742
>>18145718
>>Main eventers are all in their late 40s
So we're booking like Tony again?
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Anonymous
7/3/2025, 6:28:14 AM No.18145754
>>18145718
You forgot
>Title matches all have endless WCW-tier interference
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 6:38:09 AM No.18145807
>>18145718
Back to booking like Tony
>On a random Collision a mixed tag team 4 way is announced. With the 4th team featuring a mystery partner debuting
>the mystery member is revealed to be Cora Jade
>Cora takes 4 different finishers and is pinned in the match twice. Once as the result of her suffering a concussion and not kicking out of a pin, and then a second time when the match is restarted so she can properly take a double team move and then be pinned
>Cora's concussion keeps her sidelined for 6 months
>When she returns she is relegated to ROH and feuding with Billie Starkz
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Anonymous
7/3/2025, 8:02:44 AM No.18146145
>>18141690 (OP)
popped me
t. AEWchad
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 8:06:45 AM No.18146158
>e-drones be like "I can't follow multiple matches"

kek remember when they were completely bewildered by a round robin scorecard?

>>18145742
Hangman, Swerve & Ospreay aren't even in their mid-30s.

MJF isn't even 30.
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 3:55:24 PM No.18147302
>>18145807
Back to booking like Paul
>Put the belt on wrestler
>Don't book an angle for them
>Don't book matches for them
>Don't book any storylines
>Do nothing at all
>Have them drop the belt after 3 months
>Rinse and repeat