>a texas deathmatch
kek all in is saved

>>18143430 (OP)
ITS TIME FOR THE SAME EVENT

>>18143430 (OP)
Damn, Tony really is using EWR to book the territory.

kek i can't wait for jim cornette to go on a rant about how they don't know what a texas deathmatch is

>>18143430 (OP)
>texas deathmatch
Winner gets to fuck a cow?

>>18143452
kwab

>>18143430 (OP)
how very creative, Tony

>>18143511
Winner gets fucked by beaner

>>18143430 (OP)
Both of these fags know they can't work a regular match without all the 10k in baseball field falling asleep

>>18143430 (OP)
they've already had a tdm between these two on a PPV

>>18143564
travis scott ruined wrestlemania

Why are there ads on the barricade and turnbuckle? I was assured 'we' would never sell out like wwe

>>18143626
you don't understand anon this is different

>>18143610
Tony Khan ruined AEW

WWE SUCKS DICK

>>18143651
Keep your gay fanfiction to yourself

>a texas deathmatch
AND IT'S A SHAME THEY DIDN'T SUCCEED IN TAKING EACH OTHER'S LIVES

Wrestling fucking sucks.

>>18143626
>>18143639
This isn't my comfy wrestle kino.

>>18143737
nah wwe sucks

LOL! Little E-Drone kiddies get scared when real men wrestle in blood and violent.

>>18143764
gms

>IT'S TRIBAL CO- I MEAN SOMETHING TOTALLY DIFFERENT

>>18143430 (OP)
Ah yes the monthly Texas Deathmatch. Thanks Tony! And between two guys that already had one before, what a treat!

>>18143764
AEW uses fake blood capsules lmao

NOOOOO NOT THAT BLOOD AND VIOLENCE SCARE MEEEEEEEEEE IM A LITTLE PUSSY BOY E-DRONE

>>18143430 (OP)
Wow, the fake cowboy from suburban Virginia is going to ride out on a rented horse and win a Texas Death Match in actual Texas. This is gonna be the rootinest, tootinest show of all time.

Everything about Page is fucking embarrassing.

>>18143452
Oh shit! That's not good.

>>18143452
lmao AEW is a fucking joke

Will Stone Cold show up?

>>18144021
trust me he ain’t watching

>>18143511
Rude thing to say about your mom.

>>18143843
You must be the coolest kid in your 7th grade class

>>18144370
Go back to your little kiddie ballpit safespace faggot. AEW is adult wrestling. Go watch some classic FMW and put some hair on your chest.

>>18144395
Dork ass post lmao

>>18144085
Huge poop!

>>18143610
Better than two active professional wrestlers being paid millions ruining your biggest PPV’s main event

>>18143430 (OP)
First to get AIDs loses

>>18143452
but this time Mox wins im guessing

>>18143467
based

Can’t wait for Hangman to drink Mox’s blood and get drunk and fall for a 3 count

>>18143430 (OP)
retard here
what is a TEXAS DEATHMATCH

>>18144904
Adam Page instantly loses

>>18145099
a no rules ECW slop match in Texas.

>>18143430 (OP)
mox looks like homer simpson irl lmao

>>18143430 (OP)
Hangtranny and Jon are about to have the worst match in the history of pro wrestling

>>18143452
Eddie Kinsgton is returning to screw Mox over

>>18145099
An excuse for these two jobbers to not have to actually wrestle

As much as I want to be Darby, and as much as I know Page sucks, it's time to end this shit.
Put it on Gayman, have someone whose over 6'2" squash him, let Darby win in it the underdog match of a life time.

>>18143737
Why is there mountain dew in those pepsi bottles?

>>18145142
Homer is way fatter than him.

>>18143430 (OP)
What’s so Texas about it?

>>18143452
Lol I can't stop looking at their faces. So fucking soi.

>>18143843
>I'm a tough boy because I watch fake fighting with blood!

>>18144956
>thinks Moxley is winning at All In
How do people this dumb exist?

>>18143430 (OP)
Cant take the word death with hangmaam seriously.

>>18145974
because Tony cant divert plans and Darbys climbing back down

>>18145155
thats not john cena vs cody rhodes