Thread 18143800

Why was Mercedes singing John Cena's theme song on AEW? I know she desperately wants back in WWE. Was it a visual plea?

aew go fine seconds without mentioning WWE challenge IMPOSSIBLE DIFFICULTY

>>18143800 (OP)
>I know she desperately wants back in WWE.
no thats what you want

>>18143820
Sashit write one full sentence without exposing yourself as the GMS you are challenge IMPOSSIBLE DIFFICULTY

>>18143870
speak English nigga

>>18143854
>no u
Kek. And sorry to say, but good christ no. She's fucking terrible. I don't want her in WWE or AEW

>>18143895
>I don't want her in WWE or AEW
she just had a good match with mina you're just too much of a wwe mark

>>18143800 (OP)
She likes John Cena. When a fan called her Mercedes Hogan on instagram, she said she was Mercedes Cena.

>>18143916
She was sloppy and it wasn't that good. AEW crowds just jizz themselves over any false finish

>>18143937
Did they…. You know?

>>18143937
what a mark

>>18143961
>AEW crowds just jizz themselves over any false finish
so it was good

>>18143937
>she said she was Mercedes Cena.
But Cena's actually put other wrestlers over before

>>18143981
They're cheering just as much for an Anthony Bowens match right now. Does that mean he's as good as Mercedes?

>>18144008
you mad bro?

>>18143800 (OP)
AEW doesn't exist in a vacuum

>>18144046
Why would I be mad about Anthony Bowens being better than Mercedes?

>>18144067
who the fuck is anthony bowens

>>18144100
Someone who can get through a match with less botches than Mercedes

>>18144144
yeah you're mad

>>18144160
Says the sashit pretending not to know who Anthony Bowens is

>>18143800 (OP)
Humiliation ritual

>>18144169
He's not pretending. During one of his other simpfits he though Collision had it's own separate roster of people because he refused to acknowledge that Mercedes wrestled on there and tanked the ratings

>>18143895
Mone is legit a better wrestler than like 95% of the women in the fed or the dub

>>18144169
well theres no point in saying anything to you cause you're mentally not right in the head

John Cena's retirement tour is a work, he'll leave WWE forever and we'll soon see a FELIX THE CAT IS ALL ELITE tweet

>>18144189
LMAO no

>>18144182
collision is not a serious show so why should i care about it

>>18144208
100% and her dub gimmick and entrance song sucks compared to the Banks gimmick
But in the ring? Still fire af.

>>18144203
Your grammar isn't right in the head

>>18144214
Sashit is such a loser lmfaoo

>>18144214
didnt kairi end liv and zoey's career?

>>18144214
The fuck was that lmfao

>>18144214
yea women chinks suck dick wrestling with english speakers
I'm with Cornette on this one.

>>18144250
is that suppose the be sasha or the promoters fault for letting a injured paige work?

>>18144230
>caring about grammar on a trolling board
lol

Botcha = the insecure Jannetty of 4 Horsewomen. KWAB.

>>18144272
Sasha. Who shoot kicked her full force in the spin like the selfish botching shitter retard she is

>>18144303
>caring about a athlete getting kicked full force

>>18144319
hayter walked out fine idk why you're posting this

>>18144348
>athlete
they're pretending to compete. you know that, right anon?

>>18144189
She's so much of a shitter that she isn't even safe from herself

>>18144361
Hayter had to be helped and had to lay down on the mat herself while they turned the lights out the next week for Thekla's debut. She hasn't wrestled or been seen since. Mercedes ended her career

>>18143800 (OP)
Subtle clue she was going over

>>18144453
>Subtle
Kek

>>18144417
the same hayter that was botching over steel steps

>>18144480
Mercedes' snail trail made them slippery

>>18143800 (OP)
Everyone hates her

>>18144361
Damn so she's tougher than Mercedes?

>>18143820
>IMPOSSIBLE DIFFICULTY