Why does nobody have a proper gimmick anymore? Everyone is just:
>I'm a good wrestler!
>I want the belt!
>I'm Samoan!

Because it's not 1994

>>18145850
And that's awful.

>>18145847 (OP)
It takes creativity which the people in charge do not have.

>>18145850

If only it was 1994 again......

>>18145850
so everyone in a movie or on tv is just themselves?
>>18145877
>It takes creativity which the people in charge do not have.
neither triple nose or tony have come up with one gimmick

I wish they could fuse 1994 with today
>wrestler that is some douchebag streamer/influencer
>Onlyfans girl
>IRS' son, the crypto investor
>the NEET

>>18145892
yeah if it was 94 and I knew what I know now I would get on puberty blockers ASAP

>>18145847 (OP)
Because no one can be a real heel without offending someone.

>>18146119

Who

>>18145847 (OP)
Because you only watch WWE.

>>18146111
IRS's son is dead bro

>>18146111
>wrestler that is some douchebag streamer/influencer
Logan Paul is right there
>Onlyfans girl
Isn't that like 60% of female wrestlers now?
>IRS' son, the crypto investor
The shareholders aren't gonna like it. Honestly could work well in the indies though.
>the NEET
Hits too close to home for 50% of the fanbase, also, if you're wrestling you're technically working.
>>18145847 (OP)
Dunno what you're on about, AEW has tons of gimmick wrestlers.

>>18145847 (OP)
Ive pitched to creative that I will become a white supremacist who goes over everyone darker than me but haitch squashed me after I proposed a segment where I chop off garganos balls and serve em to him as meatballs

>>18146392
Pasta e gargano!!!!!

>>18145847 (OP)
What about Darby Allin or Orange Cassidy or even Sol Ruca?

>>18146119
>>18146162
Heels aren't the only ones with gimmicks, so what does that have to do with anything?

>>18146392
I GOT A 92 YES FINALLY I GET TO RAPE NASH IN THE ASS

>>18146271
>Logan Paul is right there
Not someone from the outside. Paul is a celeb guest. I want vignettes showing this guy playing some WWE game and streaming it like a retard.
>Isn't that like 60% of female wrestlers now?
But they don't talk about it on the show. It should be like how Val Venis was a male pornstar.

>>18146431
>I want vignettes showing this guy playing some WWE game and streaming it like a retard.
So you want more vignettes for UpUpDownDown like it was 2016, but Stevie Turner in NXT and all those Judgement Day clubhouse ones don't count?

>>18146474
I was thinking more of a Pipers Pit but with game streaming. The "Host" is like a streamer that hosts the chat, then it leads to a fight on the set, then a match later.

>>18146495
Ok and that has happened with all the things I mentioned.

>>18146504
>Ok and that has happened with all the things I mentioned.
Not really. Imagine you are inside the room of the streamer. That's the set. He brings on a "guest" and he's talking to them and the chat. Fight breaks out "See you at PPV"

>>18146515
>Imagine you are inside the room of the streamer. That's the set.
Yes that was Stevie Turner's entire gimmick in NXT when she wrestled.

UpUpDownDown also had its own little staging area where that happened, and Judgement day has its own little clubhouse where fights are always breaking out while someone is playing WWE games in the background.

>>18146528
>NXT
Don't care.
>UpUpDownDown also had its own little staging area where that happened, and Judgement day has its own little clubhouse where fights are always breaking out while someone is playing WWE games in the background.
Not the same. Go back and watch Pipers Pit or Brutus' Barbershop.

>>18146530
>Don't care.
Obviously you don't care that you are wrong or you wouldn't keep pretending you aren't.

>Go back and watch Pipers Pit or Brutus' Barbershop.
I have and it is the same as the old UpUpDownDown promos, they have some staging area off to the side where they are playing games and woods is asking gaming questions, then suddenly fights break out.

Judgment day is a bit different since they are a faction instead of just a piper or a beefcake, so they are usually talking shop as a group instead of one on one interviews, but it basically the exact same thing for tag teams instead of singles.

>>18146543
You're legit retarded. They are nothing like what I described. And you obviously never watched Pipers Pit or Brutus' Barbershop.

>>18146111
>>wrestler that is some douchebag streamer/influencer
Logan Paul
>>Onlyfans girl
any not WWE woman
>>IRS' son, the crypto investor
whatever Trevor Lee's WWE name was
>>the NEET
too advanced for wrestling m*rks

>>18146549
Yes, Piper's Pit and Brutus' Barbershop are literally the exact same thing as the UpUpDownDown bits and pretty much every other live interview segment WWE ever did, they just make a little staging area set in the entrance area or off to the side where they pretend to do interviews until a fight breaks out.

Stevie Turner's gimmick was also EXACTLY as you originally described before you changed it to Piper's Pit like thing since hers was on an offsite set instead of in front of a live audience like the UpUpDownDown bits.