Thread 18146224

>beaten out of UFC because he's an actual bitch
>booted out of AEW because he's a cancerous shithead
>he now sucks blood money Saudi dick for money because a sellout whore
Has Phil stolen KWABOAT from Vince?

>>18146224 (OP)
Still Tony

>>18146224 (OP)
bruh look at dis DOOD

>>18146233
Not what the people said

>>18146239
Despite attempts to cheat and subterfuge the ballot as well

>>18146254
e-drones are pathetic

>>18146224 (OP)
Americans are literally murdering children in Gaza with their money so I think the Saudi blood money thing is really outdated

>>18146224 (OP)
How many people did he beat up in AEW again? Tony Khan was in fear of his life

>>18147132
The American government doesn't have a PPV. Saudi does. You know this, but you're just one of the millions of garbage cowardly worms in this sour, trash world, feeding on misery and lies, spreading deceit and negativity wherever and whenever you can. That's the type of pathetic piece of shit person who willfully distorts and lies about murder and death to feel good, but cries and whines when the toll comes knockin'. That's you and there are millions like you.

>>18146254
KWAB

>>18146224 (OP)
Kek

>>18146224 (OP)
>Kicked out of 109 wrestling promotions........

>>18147141
Tony’s little arms reaching out feebly towards Punk in the footage he decided to release was an iconic moment in wrestling history.

Who would win a shoot fight between Punk and Orton?

>>18149322
>Orton would wear him like a condom.

>>18146233
fpbp

>>18146224 (OP)
fraid so
>>18146239
subhuman pigs

>>18146224 (OP)
fraid so
>>18146254
subhuman pigs

>>18149407
Desperate PIGGYS

>>18146224 (OP)
After his UFC humiliation he was hired my Marvel (for some retarded reason) to write a comic series which was promptly cancelled after four issues because it was steaming dogshit.

>>18146224 (OP)
Punk is the KWABOTY front runner by a large margin
as of now i don't see anyone even close to taking it from him
Tony always has a chance
unless some major charges come out of nowhere against Vince he's not even close to winning
Plus Punk cant ever STFU so im sure he will say some thing retarded again and have to walk it back or look like a massive hypocrite yet again.
im really hoping he get busted fucking some tranny or drag queen on his wife

>>18146224 (OP)
grim

>>18147170
>he can't come up with a coherenr argument

Lol muh blood money fags btfo. America is literally built on blood

>>18146224 (OP)
Dynamite just did 584k. Phil won.

>>18150281
pop

>>18146224 (OP)
Kicked out 110 wrestling promotions.............

>>18146224 (OP)
not KWABOAT
But has 2025 KWABOTY wrapped up

>>18152613
KWAB

>>18146224 (OP)
kicked out of 110 promotions........

>>18151449
holy shit he has so much power if he's able to kick 110 wrestling promotions out from wherever they were kicked out of

>>18146224 (OP)
I just wish he'd go away already.

>>18154416
well that's what happens when you complain about him endlessly, you put him in the spotlight anyway
you guys are kind of morons who don't realize you defeat your own selves
that's an understatement

>>18146224 (OP)
Punk could've legitimately made all of wrestling more interesting if he wasn't a hypocrite albino chimp. Seriously. He had a billionaire inTony Kwab in his pocket, and his own separate wrestling show that he pretty much had full creative control over, as well as the ability to block the Bucks from ever appearing on, in the very company they helped form. Do you know how based he could've made it, if he wasn't an absolute kneeling retard? That in turn would've made WWE even better.

>>18154436
you guys complained about it and ran a highschool girl gossip club
some of you even outright said you wouldn't watch the show that he was on

>>18151130
>reddit spacing
Go back. Every country in the world and every society and empire is built on blood

>>18152613
Reminder they failed to stuff the ballot too

>>18156105
kek what a bunch of failed faggots

>>18154425
Big bad Phil has turned himself into a lolcow. We only talk about him now when we point and laugh.

>>18156981
This.
Punk has always been a lolcow on here

>>18146224 (OP)
Losing in the UFC doesn't really make AEW look good since he beat up both the Bucks with an injured arm, choke Jack Perry. Also Moxley's even worse. Having your Death Jitsu god get choked by a Walmart employee is embarrassing.

>>18157236
The Bucks don't pretend to be tough guys and buy their own bullshit so much that they think they can hang in the UFC. Phil did because he's a retarded self-mark and became THE WORST fighter in UFC history.

>>18156981
well no shit you're just a bunch of nerds on the internet
the same kind that defends snk when they release flops like shitty of the wolves

>>18157326
>The Bucks don't pretend to be tough guys
they're in a pretend fighting promotion, it's inherent
unless you're saying that aew just winks at you to let you in on it or something like that, as if it was saying it wasn't trying to be prorasslin
where the best wink at you

>>18157347
phil still sucks greasy saudi cock like a slutty little minx lol

>>18157460
and you think about that a lot

>>18157481
it's like a good joke that sticks with you. you can't help but laugh every time you think of it.

>>18157506
that's like laughing at rick james bitch over and over again even when chappelle himself got irritated by all the requests to do it
or michael mcdonald doing stuart impressions all the time

>>18146233
Undisputedly finna this.

>>18154425
Who's complaining? He's insufferable any given day, but it's hilarious watching his bluster come back to bite him in the ass.

His UFC lowlight reel remains one of the funniest things I've ever seen. If Dana was smart he would have had Phil back every month wrestling funnier and funnier opponents. Maybe a guy who literally had one hand tied behind his back. Or a guy in a clown suit who could only attack with pie throws.

>>18157236
That's the thing, how do we know for sure that punk was even able to get any shots in? One of his arms was supposedly fucked, and Kenny was photographed with a bite mark from that shitter ace steel(lol). It sounds more like none of those guys can fight if a grown man is biting someone. Even the jack perry footage was embarrassing because punk couldn't take down a 150lb theater kid with a sneak attack and all his mma training. And Mox is competing with people in his skill range. Phil thought his sports entertainment training would translate into the mma field and let his delusions run wild.

>>18157718
Book it, Dana.

We need Teddy Hart now more than ever to finally put an end to Cuck Man Phil's pathetic career.

>>18157683
pretending you're not isn't going to mean much to the reality of what you're actually doing

>>18158060
too bad because he's going to prison for real

>>18154544
>you guys complained
>you guys

>>18146224 (OP)
>Has Phil stolen KWABOAT from Vince?
Obviously. People have been talking for weeks about him being the nr 1 contender this year

>>18158715
oh sorry saar
xaar, or whatever

>>18158671
Oh well, we can just Mike Jackson to gape him again.

>>18146224 (OP)
It's only shameful if he sells it I guess, if I make a balance right now punk is
>Earning more than ever
>In the spotlight of the top wrestling promotion
>Having sexual intercourse with every woman in the locker room and future hires
Just in exchange of an humiliation ritual and losing some prestige in the eyes of smarks who already don't respect him...
It's a hard comeback, in fact I don't think anyone but bronson reed has ever had a better comeback on you guys because he does all of that but he's also obese

>>18160686
>Having sexual intercourse with every woman in the locker room and future hires
Chezlets unironically believe women are attracted to this broken old fuck.

>>18160686
>>Having sexual intercourse with every woman in the locker room and future hires
Stop fantasizing about another man's sex life you weird little chezlet

>>18146224 (OP)
Kwab

>>18160947
>>18161416
You're just jealous chez and bronson are living a life you can omly dream about
For you or for me Mariah May joining nxt is just a change in terms of roster of a tv show, you might banter with aew if if it's a loss for either brand
But for Bronson and Chez it means the certainty or having sex with her sooner rather than later it's going to happen, it likely already happened and they got paid for it. It's a life both of you would kill your mothers to live