Thread 18147094

From Forbes:
>WWE is teaming up with Steak n’ Shake, the US Department of Health, and Lockheed Martin to launch a new initiative aimed at reducing the rates of adult obesity in the US. Dubbed “Smackdown Adult Obesity”, the program is designed to build a “reasonable and obtainable” level of fitness for adults.
>”MAHA means make America healthy again,” HHH, CCO
of WWE, explained. “And that involves regular exercise. We in the WWE value fitness and plan to share that mindset with all of our fans. From forward rolls to back bumps, the same training we put new recruits through will soon be available to people at home.”
>The program will be available in a series of mandatory videos, available for purchase on the US Department of Health’s website. Each American over the age of 18 will be asked to complete a short health survey, and anyone deemed obese will be prescribed a dedicated fitness plan based on their own needs. In addition, Steak n’ Shake is offering up its Beef Tallow Fries as a healthy alternative to snacking, and will be launching an at home delivery service via the US Post Office.

CUNT

>>18147094 (OP)
>Lockheed Martin
A weapons manufacturer wants to make people healthy?

>>18147115
Idk why we dont put trannies and nigs on the front line to be meat bodyarmor for actual skilled soldiers

>>18147122
Good goy

>>18147115
Y-yes? I don’t see what the big deal is, healthier people is a win/win for everyone. Means wars can be ended faster, US can support Israel better, etc. figures Lockheed Martin would be into that kind of pro-US stuff.

>>18147094 (OP)
>WWE is teaming up with Steak n’ Shake, the US Department of Health, and Lockheed Martin

>>18147122
The military is a job only aimed at walking retards with no life skills, it's designed to thin out the population of rednecks

>>18147094 (OP)
people actually watch this zog dogshit lmfao

>>18147094 (OP)
Meanwhile they are sponsored by Slim Jim, 7/11, Snickers, Papa John's, Wingstop, etc.

>>18147094 (OP)
>WWE is teaming up with Steak n’ Shake, the US Department of Health, and Lockheed Martin
A writer of the most out there satire would get fired for being too unrealistic

>>18147094 (OP)
The provided image claims that WWE is partnering with Steak n' Shake, the US Department of Health, and Lockheed Martin to launch an initiative called "Smackdown Adult Obesity" aimed at reducing adult obesity rates. The initiative is described as promoting a "reasonable and obtainable" level of fitness for adults. It also mentions that "MAHA means make America healthy again," according to HHH, CCO of WWE.
However, search results do not confirm this alleged partnership or initiative. Some search results mention Steak 'n Shake's use of beef tallow in their fries and a connection to the phrase "make America healthy again" in the context of discussions around seed oils and health, with figures like RFK Jr. expressing views on the matter.
It's important to note that the image's claims about this specific WWE initiative with the mentioned partners and details like "Smackdown Adult Obesity" are not supported by the provided search results. While WWE is involved in community initiatives and health-related programming, this particular partnership as described in the image appears to be inaccurate based on the current search results.

>>18147112
Why can't this bitch smile normally?

>>18147159
Are you telling me that OP lied and is a transexual?

>>18147094 (OP)
Lol how tall is RFK? They have him listed at 6'1, but triple h is no more than 6'1.

>WE WANT MEASLES
>clap clap clapclapclap
>WE WANT MEASLES
>clap clap clapclapclap

>>18147164
Didn’t you rage about Michelle Obama doing this 15 years ago?

POWER

>>18147094 (OP)
>Steak N' Shake
While that chain is pretty good in my book, it's not healthy. Unless it has to do with them switching to frying with beef tallow so RFK Jr. can circlejerk them.

>>18147164
MAGA posting this lmao

>>18147094 (OP)
I hope that RFK guy kills all of you fat hyena faggots with his low IQ-anon decisions.

>>18147192
The only good news is all the anti-vaccine and cuts to Medicaid and FEMA are going to disproportionately affect red states more so more Republicans are going to die from their own stupidity

>>18147094 (OP)
>”MAHA means make America healthy again,” HHH, CCO of WWE, explained

>>18147189
...so therefore I must conclude OP's post is fake and gay. Lockheed Martin being the real giveaway it's phoney.

>>18147094 (OP)
This wigga has a SHOOT WORM in his brain

>>18147197
Getting rid of that poison is going to save millions of Americans lives and youre so fucking blinded by hate that you think the opposite will happen lol

>>18147186
>>18147191
Reported for Racism outside of /b/.

>>18147216
>Healthcare is poison
>War is peace
>Ignorance is strength

>>18147112
HAHA came to post this

>>18147242
Did you get your 6th booster?

>>18147112
lol she really does have an obnoxious ass smile.

edrones do be fat fucks

>>18147197
The only good news is all the anti-trans and cuts to Trevor Project and LGBT healthcare are going to disproportionately affect blue states more so more Democrats are going to die from their own stupidity.

>>18147094 (OP)
>WWE
>Steak n' Shake
>US Department of Health
>Lockheed Martin
What the fuck? lol

>>18147242
>Cutting off your dick is Healthcare
>Biden funding Russia and Taliban is peace
>Leftoids dying from a single punch is strength

>>18147115
because fatsos cant fit inside >pic to do superplex on top of a building

Lol of course the mods delete any posts critical of Trump and leave all the pro-Republican posts up.

>>18147452
based

>>18147452
The board is healing.

>>18147094 (OP)
A quick reminder that Steak 'n Shake was caught using their self service kiosks to capture, store and analyse the facial biometrics of customers.

They used a programme from Palantir who are contracted by the US Government and their new Big Beautiful Bill gives them unfiltered access

This is also likely how they "luckily" caught Luigi Mangionne in a Mcdonalds multiple states away

https://idtechwire.com/steak-n-shake-faces-bipa-lawsuit-over-self-serve-kiosks/

Idiocracy wasn't supposed to be a documentary...

A lot of deleted comments ITT. All seemingly were anti-American. Thanks to the jannies for remembering that Prowrestling is USA and it's our birthday! Gonna party like it's my birfday. Gonna stomp some aewtists like it's my birfday. Nobody gave a fuck about Tony on his birfday!

>>18147115
Shooting a missile at Palestinian kids really makes them lose weight though

>>18147511
people who eat at steak and shake deserve to be scanned like retarded cattle

>>18147887
>Yes Palantir and the Government creating an AI surveillance state is based actually!

Unironically kys

>>18147094 (OP)
>The program will be available in a series of mandatory videos, available for purchase on the US Department of Health’s website.
I'm getting worked here by an Onion article, aren't I.
> Each American over the age of 18 will be asked to complete a short health survey
90% of republicans would immediately try to burn down the White House.

>>18147115
Not only that but they also want to blow up brown people

>>18147186
Who?

>>18147115
That makes sense because they want more people to be fit enough to join the military. Steak n' Shake is the baffling option here. (And no, beef tallow does not magically make this a healthy meal.)

>>18147094 (OP)
>Steak n’ Shake is offering up its Beef Tallow Fries as a healthy alternative to snacking.

Healthy alternative? Am I missing something? This is the restaurant that offers a "Butter Double Steakburger". I love fast food, but this is a joke.

This got BT big mad

>>18147094 (OP)
>not pointing at him
What changed 3H? Pussied out for once?

>>18147511
>>>/leftypol/
If you’re not a criminal who gives a fuck?

>>18147115
It's a joke post, dumbass. The other sponsor being Steak n' Shake wasn't enough of a dead giveaway?

>>18150051
>newfag cancer

People like you will never understand 4chan or what it was built upon

>>18147094 (OP)
>EDRONES OFFICALLY CONFIRMED FAT DISGUSTING CUNTS BY TOP COMPANY EXECS: "LOSE WEIGHT FATTIES" FANS ARE URGED BY WWE COO HHH

>mandatory videos available for purchase
>french fries delivered through mail

>>18150051
good cattle

>>18147159
You could have saved a lot of time by just telling us that you searched it and found nothing.

>>18147094 (OP)
OBESEXIRS....OUR RESPONSE?

>>18150051
This kind of tech is just as likely to be used against right wingers, if not more so.

>>18147094 (OP)
kek WWE knows their viewers well

>>18152035
Lmfao wwe fans are fat pigs

>>18147115
yes,lighter pilot = less weight = savings on materials

>>18147213
He has survived THE SHOOT WORM
Who are you to doubt him ?

The pandemic absolutely killed Steak n Shake. It's so fucking bad now. And even before 2020 it was a pale imitation of what it was in the 90s and early 00s.

>>18153699
Blame aewtists for that and all their Leftist diatribe. Trannies want the whole world to go vegan. That's why I hate AEW. I don't tell anyone how to live and they're over there saying "Protect Trannies and Burn Down White Businesses". AEW is dying but not fast enough.

>>18154361
>my favorite fast food sucks now because of AEW
based tonedog absolutely owns the edrones minds

>>18152035
Pig-E Langston?

>>18147094 (OP)
>Steak n’ Shake, the US Department of Health, and Lockheed Martin

Then why do they plaster snickers and Pizza Hut and prime all over the ring.

>>18147452
And that is not a bad thing
It's a good thing

>>18147452
>t.injures xer limp wrists typing that post

>>18147094 (OP)
>Two corporate sloplords, the military industrial complex, and the most corrupted government body have dinner ready for you i'll pass

Why did Steak ‘n Shake turn heel bros

>>18147094 (OP)
>WWE is teaming up with
>Steak n’ Shake
>the US Department of Health
>Lockheed Martin

>>18148223
Right wingers have an insane conspiracy theory that cooking oil is making children trans, so they've turned "how to cook fries" into a culture war. Beef tallow is the "healthy" alternative because it's not cooking oil.
Of course, the reality is that back when people cooked in beef tallow they were eating servings of 50g and not the 200 grams (mcdonalds) or 300 grams that places like KFC (who also slather their fries in salt) sell.

>>18147164
Many Trump voters are saying this