Thread 18155034

WWE SMACKDOWN GAMETHREAD #1:

TONIGHT 8ET/7CT on USA

>What will happen after the new addition to Solo Sikoa's family?
>King of the Ring Cody Rhodes assumes his SmackDown throne
>Queen of the Ring Jade Cargill makes her triumphant return to SmackDown
>Tiffany Stratton to choose her WWE Evolution challenger

SMACKDOWN HIGHLIGHT'S: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g4EPNnKxkME

I have a feeling this will surpass the Home & Garden Television Network but we'll see they've been on fire recently

>>18155034 (OP)
Dimes

>>18155034 (OP)
>SmackDown Intro
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gqveO__zwkU

>>18155034 (OP)
I’m not watching this fucking bullshit you stupid bitch

>>18155224
stfu and shove a dildo up your ass while watching AEW, hoggers

>>18155034 (OP)
>taped episode on the 4th of July
Its over

>bro rushed to make a gamethread to add Iyo on the OP pic
You're beyond pathetic

>>18155034 (OP)
is it a Pig themed special edition of Smackdown tonight?

>>18155034 (OP)
She's hella ugly

>>18155709
Based
>>18155713
This.

>>18155692
'sup Rovert

>>18155777
Trim your nails.

>>18155782
Post your hand.

No one watching this slopola lil bro

Watch Stardom
Thank me later

>>18155944
>sausage fingers

>>18155944
FATTY IYO

ITS TIME TO KILL!

Who's ready?

>>18156929
for kikeltzer suicide? me!

>>18155034 (OP)
>TONIGHT 8ET/7CT on USA
Ja, sorry fampai. Dear Sneeder decided to skip work this morning so I am going to be watching his late stream at the same time.

>What will happen after the new addition to Solo Sikoa's family?
"And I want to introduce you to my cousin..."
[HDBNGR hits]
"What? Is it?!? Could it be!?!?!?!?"
"That's right Corey, it's El Piss!"
"What's El Piss doing in the Slopdown zone????"
lmao

>King of the Ring Cody Rhodes assumes his SmackDown throne
Sounds soulful and oildrillingpilled. If this was AEW Brandi would come down in a gown and tiara and start fueding with Jade over who the QotR and Cody's One True Bedwench, so we have been spared that.

https://archive.palanq.win/pw/search/tnum/18139744/deleted/deleted/

Do yall claim this mentally ill dronie who was trolling our gamethrwads and threatening to rape Tony Khan?

You guys need help

>>18155034 (OP)
RIP

>>18155944
i already watch stardom though

Buddy appears tonight.

This show was taped you fools

I watch for she.

>>18155034 (OP)
https://x.com/TripleH/status/1941225512434794934#m

>>18157621
>Styles Clash

You mean the Faithbreaker.

>>18157644
tonGOAT

>>18157644
If they brought in ELP they could dead ass get another "Sami Uso" moment. Hell give ELP an NXT paycheque and he would jump at the chance since it is several times more than he makes in NJPW.

>>18155034 (OP)
Why does netflix say the next show is July 11

>>18157648
You mean the Heartbreaker

>>18155034 (OP)
where is this handsome fucker at

>>18157644
Headbutt
Super Kick
Suicide Dive
Spear
Splash
Samoan Drop

Methinks (You) guys should give AEW a try ^_^

>>18155944
Who the fuck has only 4 fingers??

Watch AEW.

Thank me later.

Happy 4th of July everyone
https://x.com/TripleH/status/1941225460081492313

>>18157910
Fuck America
Fuck WWE
Fuck TKO

Long Live AEW

Umm drones? Dead thread much??? XD

>>18157910
holy mother fucking based The Game

Why did Cody not put the crown on after winning KotR?

>>18157910
They're cooking him in the quotes

Julian McMahon has died

>>18155034 (OP)
This is 2 hours right?

>>18158260
i think cole said something like that

why can't women draw?

evolution?
a mystery

is this gonna be worth watching or should i keep playing elden ring

Brittany bakir debuts tonight

IT'S TIME TO TRIM THE NAILS

IT'S TIME TO TRIM THE NAAAAAAILS
UHUHUHGUHGUHGU

>>18158375
kek

>>18158369
Elden ring is too hard for me. It makes me pisst the fuck off. How do I get better

>>18158369
wish i had something better to do on a friday night

>>18158379
realize that the genre may not be for you and just enjoy shit that you actually like
I tried several soulslikes and I just don't like the idea of it itself

>>18158375
I genuinely want to think he was just joking and he didn't get worked into taking a photo of his unkempt hand

>>18158385
he absolutely did, he's a deranged tranny and started posting a pic with a gun after getting worked again

>>18158379
dont listen to retards in /v/ who say leveling up and playing “cheap” is nota respectable way of beating the game. its very well designed. if you have shitty reflexes and have trouble dodging, you can still win by using magic. and if you have good reflexes, you can just use a sword. the way the game is built anyone can win with their preferred playstyle.

AeDub clears. BTW yall can't troll our gamethreads and not expect retaliation

>>18158388
wtf when

>>18158396
All this cope just to say you didn't beat the game.

Kinda sad honestly. It's like if you made an AEWtist into a gamer.

>>18158399
like a day or two after, he also started going full damage control samefagging in the thread calling himself a chad all the time
truly sick behavior

What the fuck is wrong with AEW fans and why is this guy spamming every thread on the board with this?

>>18158398
BASED BASED BASED

>>18158415
he got mind raped by HGTV

>>18158415
An e drone has been nonstop shitting up the AEW threads.

Let's see what's going on at AE-

>>18158415
there are just too many schizos in this board now it's depressing, I can't even fathom what motivates these people to act like this even if it's an anonymous website

The Harry Potter movies look boring as sin.

>going up against fireworks
>going up against Kino Casino
the rating for tonight's smackdown is going to be GRIM

Another taped show with no way to sync to the thread. Oh well. Enjoy the show, fellas.

>>18158433
pro wrestling having it's own board with less moderation

>netflix uploads the whole episode already
time to skip the boring shit

is it not on netflix?

>new episode is only 1.20
This feels weird bros, I'm used to the three hour stream, not this weird edited version

Smackdown in the can y'all

>>18158402
i use a dex build lmao im just saying, any style is valid

>>18158447
They could have at least included the ad break segments where they're in-ring.

CODY

dimes segment already

wrestling has more than one... ding dong-diddly

FINNA DING
FINNA DONG
FINNA DING DIDDLY DONG

Giulia on tonight?

IM THE KIND THAT LIKES TO WORK FROM HOOOOOOOME

WHOOOOAAA OH

Haven't watched since raw after mania. What have i missed?

WOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

HAPPY 4TH EVERYONE FUCK THE UK

MELANINE
IN MY SOUL

W H O A
H
O
A

so this episode was pre recorded or is this how it
is now?

>>18158461
nope

wheres his crown

>>18158472
Pre-recorded on Monday.

AMERICA FUCK YEAH

>>18158471
cody be a sultry minx fr

>>18158472
Pre-recorded during Raw

WE WANT RIAN

>>18158465
A bunch of talking, boring TV matches, and decent ass shots every now and then.

>>18158478
>Monday Night SmackDown

AND MY FATHER SAID
WHEN I WAS YOUNGER
MY WIFE FUCKS BETTER MEN
BETTER MEN

How long is this episode?

With how they're jobbing Drew out to Orton this show, he'd be completely retarded to still be with the company by the end of the year. He should already have Tony on the line.

>>18158465
Errybody is injured.

why are there so many fat people in the audience its distracting

order 66?

>>18158402
using chickenshit heel tactics in souls games is valid

>>18158499
>why are there fat americans on a show for fat americans
geez man I dunno

Post the spoilers please

why is Cody so fucking caked up...

>>18158499
>why is average american on an american show

Fuck Cody

Enjoying our discarded trash? We DONT miss Cody the fucking traitor

WTF in Netflix Latin America?
They uploading the complete program already or what?

>another 20 minute promo to start the show
The Nose can't book.

kang cody

i love the codester

DREW MCINTYRE?!

the crown loos very female

Fuck this fucking traitorios faggot.he had it all in aedub

>>18158509
A lot of people want to do that

>>18158518
YJG

>>18158522
>half naked men fighting
i wonder why

>>18158520
later

>>18158524
>>18158511
Yup. Fuck Cody.

Fuck the Democrats! Cancel smackdown. Red brand forever!!!!!!!

>>18158535
Hopefully Travis Scott isn't in this one

I HEAR ANIEXITY IN MY HEAD

>>18158512
Apparently

>Modern wrestling is jusr people singing along to the themes
Dire.

What if Buddy comes out????

Jim Ross's fat hillbilly ass

WE WANT EMA

OH SHIT ITS DREW

>>18158547
can't sing along Drew's theme, it's why he didn't win shit

drew is so fucking dimes

He's back just like this?

Remember to join us on picrel, chaps.

>>18158535
It's too early for Cody to win it since Cena's still going till December, so Cena's obviously going to win, but what are they going to do till then?

>satanic shit
Based

boards at work

These people must be so confused.

Drew gets humiliated in this segment btw

>>18158557
They're jobbing him out to Orton

>>18158556
>gets jobbed to look like a bitch
every week this shit happens

THE ALPHA HAS RETURNED

FUCK THE POPE AND IRA

>>18158506
[spoiler]Alexa Bliss & Charlotte Flair defeat B-Fab & Michin and Alba Fyre & Piper Niven[/spoiler]
[spoiler]The Wyatt Sicks defeat Berto, Chris Sabin, Johnny Gargano & Montez Ford[/spoiler]
[spoiler]Andrade & Rey Fenix defeat Fraxiom [/spoiler]
[spoiler]Jacob Fatu & Jimmy Uso defeat JC Mateo & Solo Sikoa[/spoiler]

we missed you GOAT

>>18158558
Remember to kys

Happy Birthday USA

>>18158577
You first, loser.

>>18158563
He should've been out ages ago. This is frustrating.

It's so fucking quiet in there.

i fucking love drew kek

love drew but he gets zero reaction kek

>>18158558
very nice, very reddit

DREW GOAT

Why is every promo just wrestlers telling each other they respect each other?

>>18158584
>>18158586
rko for your troubles

>women's match
hard skip

>/pw/ favorite is dimeless

Yikes

-ack

I wish I could see up Drew's skirt

>>18158594
ROH mentality

I thought drew got humiliated here?

Bullshit. Drew would've AEW's world champion by now.

Charles has had a glow up since the Tiffy feud.

>>18158608
yeah he did

Remember to join us on picrel, chaps...

>>18158605
I'm already 35 mins in

Charles looks half decent this week. Must be the makeup.

GODDAMN those implants look like fuckign shit LMSO

Bliss is sex

chuck like a fucking monkey tonight, GROSS holy yuckola!

HEY WALL

DIE FINNA BROTHER
NOT DING-DONG YOU DING

Jesus what is with wwe and ugly women

Buddy and Andrade were lucky guys. Ryan is a lucky guy.

CHELSEAAAAAAAA GREEEEEEEEEEEEEN

dream threesome

>>18158624
>>18158627
duality of man

If Drew jobs to Randy it's officially over and he will never escape the upper midcard.

IM A LITTLE DR0NIE PIGGER


I LOVE CONSUMING SLOP


MORE VIDEO PACKAGES!


MORE ENTRANCES!


NO WRESTLING!

Chelsea losing the US strap and still keeping the gimmick is STUPID

Why in the HOLY FUCK do they keep shoving Charles with Lexi, nobody wants that and nobosy will like Charles more for it, just fuck off.

>>18158640
they look like the different kinds of moms you see at a first grade parent teacher interview

:cow: :polan::cow: :polan::cow: :polan::cow: :polan::cow: :polan::cow: :polan::cow: :polan::cow: :polan::cow: :polan::cow: :polan::cow: :polan::cow: :polan::cow: :polan::cow: :polan::cow: :polan::cow: :polan::cow: :polan::cow: :polan::cow: :polan:

>>18158653
rowan has like a foot of height and 100lbs on him

Why is Jimmy always seemingly just hanging around any backstage area waiting for people?

oh boy its jannetty uso!

>>18158648
They're hoping Lexi's overness with the crowd will at least not get Charles booed out of the building.

Smackdown needs more Japanese women. The only one we have isn't even fully Japanese.

>>18158658
Great Khali comeback for world title then ?

>>18158652
That's the wall brother

name my band /pw/

>>18158667
WAKANA

What if Tommy Dreamer murdered Paul Heyman live on air ? What would happen?

Boggy still trying to play friendship simulator

nice to see chuck looking especially subhuman tonight

>>18158675
The Bloodline

>>18158667
WAKANAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>Superman
Uh...

Charlotte looks like Carmella now.

Im still on commercials... how are you guys seemingly ahead?

>>18158667
Yellow fever is a disease. learn to love white women

>Superman getting shilled by both AEW and WWE
um conflict of interest much?

oh great i just remembered i can skip this shit!

>>18158689
Will Carmella ever return to wrestling?

>>18158675
Umu cause they're a bunch of fat fucks

>>18158675
4 Non Blondes

FUCK CELTIC

>>18158691
Brother, nobody has cable anymore...

>>18158691
netflix uploads the whole episode straight away and I do be skippin most of the shit
I'm 1h into the show currently

>>18158675
The Weeknd

>cody, phil, jey, and rey in a superman commercial
based

SNME looks stacked

>>18158644
She cute

>>18158693
>Yellow fever is a disease
I know, it's been unironically causing issues in my life.

>>18158703
based

HI NASH

ANAL with Chelsea

>>18158714
>She

>can't even hold a conversation anymore
>just catchphrases

I kinda like Jimmy and Jacob together. Call me a mark if you want but those are my two favorite coconuts

bfab and michin looked diseased but I'd take anything less than the hiv for a night of loving with bfab

>>18158723
yes, we know joshipedos are mentally ill

Why is superman being shilled so much?

>>18158559
Seth cashes in after Cody beats Cena

>>18158693
Proof white women are superior before

>>18158714
>she

BIG TK mogs

>>18158737
Superman is literally too ten most famous and important fictional characters of all time. Why the fuck wouldn’t his new movie be shilled kek what kinda question is that man

>>18158737
they realllllllllllly need it to do well

>>18158737
because WBD is in the red and desperately need Supersoy to be a hit or else it's all over

>>18158723
Misao was BUILT for average Lithuanian cock.

>>18158737
Gee I dunno maybe it's because it's one of the biggest IPs in American history?

>>18158737
reboot of a new cinematic universe.

im not a huge super hero guy, but batman > superman

>>18158754
they should stop releasing trailers then. the 1st one made it look like it had potential and now they just get cringier and cringier.

andrade fucking sucks

>>18158742
At Summerslam? Then what's Cena gonna do?

Michin ate shit on that dive

Warner Bros DC Studios Superman promotion in WWE
Aew BTFO again

Alexa was so much hotter in nxt

Can Piper be let go too? She doesn’t do anything.

Chelsea makes me cum buckets

tummy built for kissing

Piper with the Trigglypuff hair

This match is fucking embarrassing

Michin is looking kinda hot today?

>>18158773
>There's only one Misao fan on this entire board

>>18158675
4.D.R.
4 dime repelents

Superman getting pushed hard tonight

>>18158744
The only good white women are italian and polish. If you know you know

>Michin just flops on the ground
kek

>>18158778
superman looks kinda of... desert-people-like

>>18158777
Michin always eats shit. She's a shitter.

>>18158784
she needs to be tied down spread eagle and tickle tortured by many people at the same time to the point of screaming and begging
especially on that tummy

Yanks must think all our women look ugly when this is who represents us. They're right

>>18158800
Almost correct, polish women are kinda coalburners lately. But I agree with the italian women part, they are great

2015 Alexa Bliss owes me sex.

>Fenix stuck in a tag team
>but not with his brother
>with dimeless Andrade

>>18158779
well yeah that was 10 years ago

>retards surprised superman (literally the most famous fictional character of all time) is being shilled
i hate zoomers. supes goes over darth vader, goku, harry potter, everyone

Now this is the most legit piss break moment in history.

>>18158815
No they aren't you retarded cud

I was hoping to watch along with the thread but netflix cut out the break, i hate taped episodes

>>18158811
i can hear it

>>18158796
there is

>>18158693
white women don't love you

>>18158815
>lately
polish women are always horny for the exotic, even if it's a kebab seller
t. pole

>>18158644
You're just retarded as Drew is if you believe that he has a higher ceiling to achieve in this pissant company.

>>18158811
That's some Looney Tunes tier fall.

>>18158825
Methinks that SUCKS for you! [=

>>18158816
where did the time go

Ciampa looks like a real wrestlers

Andrade reminds me of Buddy.

>>18158815
kek im black. i was just speaking to my attraction to them. My best fuck ever was a polish girl

>>18158832
how many polacks we got here?

>>18158843
I wouldn't expect more than 2 at any point on /pw/ at the same time

>>18158824
You're retarded, read what the pole anon said >>18158832

>>18158842
Fucking nigger stick to your ugly hags

>>18158837
me when i discover pip

>>18158842
Gross

I WAS BORN A NIG
I WAS BORN A NIG
THEY TELL ME FINNA DING-DONG I PUT THEM IN THE DIDDLY

They have to be pumping in noise in post for this match, right?

Piper shouldn't have sold that spear

>>18158811
this looks like the black guy that jumped the judge's bench

I think I'm gonna skip Evolution. Almost all the matches are gonna be deathly quiet like this shit.

>>18155034 (OP)
I was there live (:

Thread?

Can somebody explain to me how wwe women who have at least 5-10 years experience each have terrible matches compared to joshi rookies who just start wrestling?

>>18158868
it's because you didn't trim your nails

>>18158856
>>18158848
eh. it is what it is. i like asians, whites, latinas, blacks. pussy is pussy

>>18158868
You have severe yellow fever, joshipedo

WYATTS SEX

>>18158868
Because American women wrestlers are more concerned with their looks and ability to act. The wrestling is secondary.

Alexa's Twisted Bliss mogged the fuck out of Flair's shitty moonsault tonight

is alexa finally putting on a little more weight again

>>18158878
What do you mean?

charles pinning alexa to a bed and having her way with her tummy

Montez is dripped out

new >>18158890

>>18158868
>10 years of experience but still mogged by Konatsu

charlotte hugging alexa around her thighs from behind and making love to alexa's ass

lol every cunt has a title now

>>18158874
You have a point, but I was expecting more from you

>>18158868
even nattie who is suppose to be the best of the best moves like she is underwater

fire these clowns already

Nikki is just being completely wasted.