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Saturday Night’s Alright For History As Collision Celebrates 100 Episodes!...
Saturday Night AEW Collision TONIGHT! from The Toyota Center in Ontario, California!
8/7pm CT on TNT & Streaming on MAX!

>FTR vs. The Outrunners
>The Protostar Kyle Fletcher vs. Daniel Garcia
>Thunder Rosa, Queen Aminata, & TayJay vs. ROH Women's Champion Athena, Thekla, Megan Bayne, & Julia Hart
>AEW World Tag Team Champion Shelton Benjamin vs. Kevin Knight vs. ROH World TV Champion Nick Wayne
>Mistico, Hologram, Mark Briscoe vs. RPG Vice & Hechicero
>Willow Nightingale in Action!
>Who Can Survive The Best Wrestler Alive?
>Storytime With TNT Champion Adam Cole

** One Week Out From All In Texas **

>>18164242 (OP)
BASED

No buddy again??

What’s HGTV running opposite this? Do we have a chance to beat them in the demo tonight?

>>18164242 (OP)
>One Week Out From All In Texas
I have faith they'll get 30k into that stadium next Saturday

Phil lost.

AEW already broke their highest American gate record with All In Texas. Pretty impressive for a 6 year old start up company

>>18164367
AEW is having a good momentum lately, no doubt

>>18164242 (OP)
>Julia Hart
I WILL watch your show tonight.

>>18164410
based julia hart respecter

>>18164280
>>18164367
Could have kept it shut but you CHOSE to console war

-Adam Cole opens the show. Kyle Fletcher interrupted and challenged Cole for a TNT Title match at All In. Daniel Garcia interrupts to say he needs that TNT Title back. Cole makes the challenge for a three-way at All In Texas. Garcia says tonight’s Garcia/Fletcher match would be for a shot at the TNT Title at All In.
-Kevin Knight beat Shelton Benjamin and Nick Wayne in a three-way.
-FTR defeated The Outrunners. (Tony Khan came out again afterward to encourage people to give it up for FTR and the Outrunners)
-The ring crew took some time to disinfect spots in the ring instead of just changing out the canvas)
-Mistico, Hologram, and Mark Briscoe defeated Hechicero, Rocky Romero, and Trent Beretta. (Tony Khan even came out and clapped for Mistico as he walked to the back)
-MJF and MVP appeared on the screen after and delivered a promo about the Casino Gauntlet
-Max Caster open challenge. A Scorpio Sky vignette played. Scorpio Sky defeated Max Caster
-Willow Nightingale beat Vipress
-Athena, Thekla, Megan Bayne, and Julia Hart defeated Thunder Rosa, Queen Aminata, Anna Jay, and Tay Melo
-Kyle Fletcher defeated Daniel Garcia

>>18164437
You're a fag and Phil Brooks is KWABOTY

HE'S DONE MIRACLES OOON MEE
HE'S DONE MIRACLES OOON MEE
HE'S DONE MIRACLES OOON MEE

>>18164367
>20k tickets for a baseball stadium that can hold 40k without adding any seats to the field
oooof that place could easily hold 50k with field seating

>>18164459
but enough about elimination chamber in Perth and summer slop at Fort Field

*deep breath*
LET'S GO MAX YOU'RE THE BEST WRESTLER ALIVE

Why is Skye Blue (25) not in the goonfuel match?

>>18164437
>A Scorpio Sky vignette played. Scorpio Sky defeated Max Caster
where in the absolute FUCK is Caster's storyline going? Both him and Bowens are jobbing on their own. Will they just make up and come back to being a tag team after a few months from now?
fucking scorpio sky, jesus christ

>>18164242 (OP)
Congrats for 96 episodes of shit

>>18164437
>Max Caster open challenge. A Scorpio Sky vignette played. Scorpio Sky defeated Max Caster
It is 2025 and they're still trying to make Scorpio Sky a thing due to having the right friends

>>18164678
Thanks dronie.

Hey, kind of new to AEW. What's the best way to get caught up for All In so I'll know what the fuck is going on? Just watch Dynamite next week?

DANIEL GARCIA BROS LETS GO

>>18164701
you can simply watch last week's dynamite on sites like watch-wrestling.eu or something, there's the livestream for collision there too
but yeah if you just do it next week you'll be fine too

>>18164254
I'm afraid it's going up against 4 episodes of big dimes House Hunters
things are looking grim

>>18164701
also, aew's youtube channel has lots of vids and recaps and recently started posting full matches from past ppv's

>>18164242 (OP)
I feel like I just saw that womens match?

>>18164701
they have highlight videos on AEW's youtube channel now maybe check those out

https://www.kwaboty.com/

Who ever is running this site needs to put this pic on the front page >>18164280

>>18164437
This looks awesome! I'm watching this tonight on MAX!!!!

>>18164652
I feel it was a very forced meme but homeboy actually got it over.

>>18164672
I had a theory that Max pissed off the wrong people backstage but now I don't know wtf they're doing.

>>18164829
you can tell Max doesn't go on 4chan that much anymore as he barely is on tv and has no chance to use a line he stole from here

>>18164852
Still, one of the most pointless tag splits of recent years. It got none of them more over and in fact Bowens got repackaged with such a retarded shitty gimmick and song it's hilarious when you think about it
>stool player
fucking kek

>>18164852
Max can lose like 50x and still not be hurt by it. His gimmick is bullet proof

>>18165105
I do miss the times of very non-pg Max entrance rap

The only time Max was cool was when he made fun of buddy.

>>18165149
The Buddy poster is NOT gonna like this one

>>18165156
I shoot believe buddyposter is buddy himself trying to get over and has been trying for years

>>18165149
afraid so, Buddy should get a certificate that he's the best wrestler named 'Buddy'

>>18165156
That’s me. I wrote that.
>>18165162
I wish I was buddy.

>>18165110
I do too but that may be what got him in trouble again.

>>18165165
Maybe now that Buddy Landel and Buddy Rogers are dead.

Hearing that FTR vs Outrunners was a very good match

>>18165191
based Outrunners dragging NTR into a good match

>>18164242 (OP)
About time we get another Max Caster segment

>>18164852
>its ok to lose
he's making it work it doesn't fuckin matter its wrestling have fun

Tony brought back Mistico's Grand Slam Mexico song for this Collision match

>>18165274
Based
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k5k2XVKxznc

>7 days until All In
Where the HECK does the time go?

Is Bayley about to become All Elite? Is the third picture going to be Becky by herself???????

>>18165282
music videos used to be based

AJ Styles contract was up this month but supposedly ended up signing a 1 year extension. Wants to retire by putting over the likes of Logan Paul and Mr Iguana

>>18164242 (OP)
>FTR vs. The Outrunners
Wtf didn't they just run this feud? Did they run out of teams to job?

>>18165374
imagine a triple threat between Styles, Omega and Ospreay

Terrible waste of life in that Texas flood where a bunch of little girls perished. Hope AEW acknowledges the tragedy since they'll be in Texas this coming week.

>>18164242 (OP)
holy stacked fucking card, can't wait to tune in

>>18164367
kek what a white-hot company

>>18164242 (OP)
How they get more than 100k viewers with that garbage card? 99% of the talent is the 4 vs 4 match, the rest of the card is dimeless.

>>18164652
LET'S GO MAX YOU'RE THE BEST WRESTLER A LIVE

>>18165300
AEW Dynamite has been on the air longer than WCW Nitro was.

>>18165551
Collision is a wrestling heavy show. Been like that since its inception. Not sure why you're acting so surprised

>>18165551
>that garbage card
gain taste

>>18165667
kek based

>>18165322
Bayley's fatass needs some fresh meat. And she will be paid more to whore it up. Its a done deal

>>18165667
based

WWE has an eye on Mascara Dorada. Knew this would happen

>>18165804
Banana Nose already bored of his Penta and Rey Fenix toys

Superman I is on.
Ratings might be low, the E-drones will miss the 1st quarter because they' won't change the channel until they see the baby Superman's penis.

>>18165804
>the absolute state of dragon lee

>>18165804
>They're not looking to hire
>But here's who they're looking to hire
Slop reporting

>>18165906
yeah, whatever happened to that guy?

>>18166037
stuck in paulcatraz

>>18166043
>16 matches in 2025
>3 on main event
hola grimola

>>18166087
that's dorada's future if he wants it

>>18166087
>16 matches in 2025
A workhorse in AEW

>>18166087
genuinely curious as to why Paul soured on Dragon Lee. something happened I think

>>18166106
Based Mortos has 29 matches in 2025.
Also, 3 of those Dragon Lee matches were on Speed
>>18166113
got Lucha Bros in the meantime, and they actually have better gimmicks and are more over than Dragon lee

Some guy hitting a deadlift PR while listening to Battle Cry and Kenny acknowledging it.

BASED

>>18165870
>implying E-drones could turn down a Snyder flick
SARS

>>18166321
>501
Big, Black and Jacked

>>18166321
Battle Cry should always be in your gym playlist. It's legit a good workout/hype song

>>18166113
He's a Munoz. They're all fucking mental cases

>>18164242 (OP)
another unwatchable show is on the menu. I gotta give it to tony, it's rather impressive that he is able to put the lowest quality slop on tv week after week.

>>18166378
>the lowest quality slop on tv week after week.
but enough about WWE

>>18166378
>another unwatchable show is on the menu. I gotta give it to tony, it's rather impressive that he is able to put the lowest quality slop on tv week after week.

kek

>>18164242 (OP)
Kyle Fletcher's doing the Twink Hall of Shame, I see. Adam Cole, Garcia.

>>18166461
I'm seeing double here!

>>18166483
my boy D-Jizzle is dimes

>>18164437
>implying spoilers will make me miss AEW
kek seethe harder piggapoo

>>18166483
He’s the only Australian who will survive those two.

>>18166496
after years of E-drone faggotry my eyes just glaze over that post format now, I've evolved

>>18164437
Imagine the smug look on this faggots face while posting this. You sure showed those trannies who is boss!

Imagine if Buddy returns and helps hangman LOL

YES HOLOGRAM YES WATCH

7 days away from the Rise, Recession and Redemption of Adam Hangman Page

we hate you adam cole!

>>18166506
you can read the first few words sometimes and immediately realize it's a low IQ piggy

piss break

Friendly reminder that Adam Cole is not over. The entrance, the theme, the taunt and the catchphrases are over.

>>18166536
>tfw the booking is so bad, AEW marks need to come up with their own headcanon for any of it to make sense

Is Cole the worst member of Paragon?

NXT Black And Gold fans BTFO

>100th Collision
>open with a Cole promo
Tony please

WE LOVE YOU PROTOGOAT SAVE US FROM THIS MIDGET

I'm here for my main man Hologram, shout out to all my holoniggas

>Kyle comes out
segment saved

Buddy lost to this guy.

What’s that bump on the side of Kyle’s head

this nigga got earrings on his sunglasses, smdh

Kyle is too dimes for the tnt title

I forgot MJF and Cole beat Aussie Open in the pre-show

>>18166566
Hologram isn't real

>>18166576
Took a nasty bump from buddy because he’s jealous over Kyle’s booking.

>>18166583
What ever happened to Dunkzilla Davis?

GARCIAMANIACS WW@????

>>18166576
extra brain for extra smarts

>I had you beat
Kyle bros, is this true?

Guys, I don't watch WWE and never really have. As a result, I missed that whole Black and Gold NXT thing and let's just say I was really late to the RoH party.

Please someone explain why I should care about Adam Cole. He's not a shitty wrestler, I don't care that he's skinny or any of that, I just literally can't think of a reason to give a shit about him.

Please advise.

SIGH.

kyle is the only professional wrestler appearing in this segment

>>18166565
Quit trying to make Fletch happen

>>18166583
I didn't, MJF's title reign was great aside from the Cole stuff. Just like Hangman's run was great except Adam Cole. And this segment is great beside Adam Cole. God I fucking hate Adam Cole.

>I'm a loser promo
Interesting choice, Daniel.

bro I thought the spoilers over stated it, no he really said everyone beats me beating me means nothing. I have seen Jericho talk about not tearing down your opponent because then you beat someone you made sound worthless I wonder what his thoughts are on doing it to your fucking self lol.

Anyone got jumpscared by Willow?

>who hasn't beat Daniel Garcia
>I've been losing my entire career
>I've been losing my whole life
Did he just cut a promo on himself?

>>18166610
yeah he really shoulda kicked out at 1

DG needs to fuck off forever

>>18166614
>MJF's title reign was great aside from the Cole stuff.
That was about the only time I liked Adam Cole tbqh senpai

>>18166625
he fucking did, he said he sucks and spoilers he loses the main event. So he said he sucks and then proves it later. Wild.

>matches have stakes
A heatless match suddenly has more weight. See, not that hard

>>18166611
Daniel Garcia is the modern Chris Benoit

WE HURR PEE POO

>>18166626
FUCK YOU.

rare collision hurt business appearance

>>18166632
Man, I forgot how unwatchable the show was when MJF was champ

>>18166610
Yuuuuuup. He should be destroying guys like Garcia. What makes it even sadder is AEW's big guys actually look good. They don't look like those trailer trash, tatted up indie meth heads (Brody, excluded). And they STILL waste them.

>>18166625
and it was one of the best promos of his career
>>18166632
same, I still think of that segment at the gym where MJF was amazed by Cole's bench press and kek

>not Dasha
>No meaty arms
>Can't get it

dead crowd

>>18166641
>business
We don't use their slave names here.
It's either Syndicate or Beat Down Clan 3.0

Yung Bussin fr fr

>>18166647
Yeah there’s no Buddy that’s why. Pop will be huge when(if) he returns.

>>18166613
She was incredible looking back then. What a slut.

>>18166642
nah it was great, still the longest-reigning AEW champ btw

SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESH

CALL ME NICK WAYNE
UH
IM NICK WAYNE

If I had an attractive single mother I would move several states away.

Is Mother Wayne like 6'2"?

>>18166651
future legend

>>18166614
>I didn't, MJF's title reign was great aside from the Cole stuff.
That was 90% of it.

>>18166654
That entire movie was nothing but hot chicks. Even the girl that was friends with the gay dude was hot

So they gave no reason why Nick is in this? Did I miss a promo? Knight challenged Shelton, why is Nick here? I know the real life reason is getting nick a win to get the tag belts on Christian and Nick soon, but why is Nick in this specific match show wise? They're not saying fuck all on commentary about it either and how weird it is.

>>18166656
>sportskeeda

Young Bussing using his high IQ there

>>18166647
People there watches 2 hours of Dynamite + couple of ROH matches.
They're tired.

>>18166656
Hundos

>>18166659
he uses T.I.'s "wutchu no haba da" on the indies

>>18166656
Rating plummeted. That was the beginning of the bad times for AEW.

>>18166670
simple as

>>18166675
>Now, this is poo racing!

>>18166668
felt like it was 100% of hangman's, he feuded with him like 3 times in 6 months

>Kip
>Luther
Who make the easier money?

>>18166692
Kip has to wrestle every now and then. Luther literally gets paid to touch Toni's body.

>>18166676
out of all the AEW mentorships, I'd probably want Christian
>>18166680
AEW has never had bad times

Why does Tony's mic sound so off? It sounded weird during the intro too. Sound guy fucking up again?

>>18166685
Not a good look

Guys, you think Christian put his room right next to Nicks so that Nick has to hear them have sex all night?

>>18166692
>nooo please stop rubbing your clit on the back of my neck Toni haha so gross
Luther found some cheat code for the easiest money ever

>>18166698
He sounds like he's broadcasting from somewhere else. Britt's house, maybe?

>>18166685
based nick booking collision

>>18166703
giwtwm

>>18166710
Imagine having to keep kayfabe and having to wash Toni clean every night. Gross

>>18166698
They have him redo certain parts of his commentary. Usually happens when the show is taped. The studio material never sounds good.

>>18166677
This.
I've been to two Dynamites. I'll try to take Thursday off the next time they're nearby but a LOT of people leave or are tired before Collision starts taping.

>>18166685
promo's good

>>18166656
>Putting Triple H on Mt Rushmore
Beyond cringe. Triple H sucked

Did the feed spaz out for a second or two for anyone else? Watching on Max btw.
>>18166711
>>18166718
Yeah, during the intro especially it sounded like it was a rerecording. Would make sense because they taped this on Wednesday and had the opportunity to dub it over.

>>18166729
Wizzerked

I heard Speedball and Knight are related

>>18166696
>Luther literally gets paid to touch Toni's body.
I actually kinda like Luther + Serpentico tag matches. I don't think I've ever seen a tag team who's entire gimmick is one motherfucker beating two other motherfuckers with a motherfucker.

>>18166729
>what is good business
the millisecond someone offers him even one shekel more, he's gone

>>18166732
>feed spaz out
Hologram

>>18166736
I said they traded DNA

KK OUTTA FUCKING NOWHERE

Whoa Kevin Knight pinned Shelton

>>18166745
This is a good look for him

based kevin getting the pin

Wait. So they put Nick in there for nothing??? I thought either Nick wins so then you get Nick and Christian added to the tag match or Nick is in there so neither of the guys going to the tag match have to lose instead. Nicholas was just in there with no explanation and the two guys who the match originally was on Wednesday were involved in the finish and Nick wasn’t what the fuck was any of that????

lmao based yuta

>mushing the camera
kek what a hardcore badass

I'm going to get a Yuta haircut

I really need to learn German

>and I helped!
kek Yuta is such a future megastar

Buddy beat Yuta

>and ME TOO
kek Yuta, the eternal annoying younger brother

>>18166772
dude has improved vastly at being a weasel, good stuff

>Claudio Castagnoli
>Italian name
>Speaks Swiss German
Always sounds based when he breaks it out

>>18166767
that and the beard have honestly improved his aura 100x, I remember back when he was just Kris Statlander's nerdy little brother that she bullied

>>18166780
He should do Neil Patrick Harris Starship Trooper cosplay

>>18166710
And that cheat code is "Y2J"

>>18166779
being around Mox, Brian and Claudio all this time pretty much makes him a made man, he's grown so much

>>18166755
I know they've been building up that MVP hates when Shelton "plays with his food" but I really didn't see that coming.

Pac coming back then?

TEAM HOLO-CHICKEN

>Constantly lose
>Always over
Does Briscoe and Darby farm the same aura?

>>18166780
he shoot speaks like 6 languages, he really is some kind of Swiss Ubermensch

HOLONIGGAS, RISE UP!!

HOLOMANIACS WW@

kek these gringos dont know this Mexico song

How does a hologram hurt people?

wtf kinda Santana slow jam shit is this, god damn that sucks

>>18166800
That’s Buddy too.

big pop for Mistico

based Tony paying for the theme

I'M THINKING WE'RE SO BACK, HOLOBROS

>>18166802
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>>18166809
I'm holo as fuck inside

>>18166802
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>>18166809
HOLOMANIA IS RUNNIN' WILD BROTHERS

In a better world it’s Mistico and the Briscoes.

This song reminds me of that cutie pie that was in the crowd during the arena Mexico show :3

>>18166820
This is actually based as all get out.
Unironically, good job Tony.

>>18166826
I bought her a quesadilla and she let me take a picture of her pits

>>18166826
Very pretty woman. Probably the red lipstick

>>18166813
hard light projection

Bro, botched like crazy. Mistico did his kick he was set up for his springboard Crossbody the camera cut to a guy on the apron and suddenly he was in the ring. They could’ve at least tried to make that edit not look so obvious.

>>18166831
she will show you her ham wallet for a combo meal

>>18166831
That seems like a fair even trade 2bh

>>18166824
F for Jay he was a real 1

mfw based rocky (2 paychecks takes the pin)

>>18166843
I don't have that kind of pesos, hermano

this match is fun

>>18166831
>and other 4chan mating rituals

>>18166846
F
The way he was locked out of mainstream wrestling television for years was a crime against the business itself

I don't watch WWE but in a nutshell, how did they drop the ball on Mistico?

I'm going to take a wild ass educated guess that they tried to strip him of what made him so popular (his extremely fast paced style of lucha), tried to get him to wrestle more of the WWE "style" of wrestling, and it didn't go so well.

oh yeah, Trent? exists again

Does Rocky have a side gig of being in a mariachi band?

I like the minor key heel remix of RPG Vice's music of their original track

>>18166861
He couldn't adapt to American style and couldn't be bothered to learn English.

>>18166801
That's based, my monolingual American mind couldn't handle that, as much as I would like to speak multiple languages

>>18166866
He's the guy that killed Orange Cassidy

>>18166848
not a mark
based lil mocha hoot

Does Hologram need to charge himself up after matches?

>>18166875
the other day I randomly realized we haven't seen him on TV in like a year, before that it seemed like we used to see him on every episode of both shows every week

>>18166861
You are correct

To celebrate 100 episodes, reply to this post with your thoughts on arguably the best match on Collision ever:

>>18166889
yeah but he just lays on a charger, none of that plug-in shit. that's one of the upgrades from v 1.1.

>>18166869
>RPG Vice shows up in AEW a few years ago
>Excalibur: THEY EVEN WROTE THEIR OWN THEME SONG
>My face when the lyrics are literally just :
>Roppongi
>Roppongi
>Roppongi
>Roppongi
>Roppongi Lights
>Roppongi Vice
>Roppongi
>Roppongi
>Roppongi
>Roppongi

>>18166898
Too long
Self indulgent

>>18166861
it was a death of a 1000 cuts, but the main points were:
>faulty mask as in he really couldn't see well while wearing it
>mood lighting during matches that didnt help either
>being put against opponents that weren't well traversed in his lucha libre style and just a streak of botches and bad matches
>by his own admission he formed a bad attitude from the points above and his frustration grew as time went on

it really was a long road to climb back to the top of cmll, a true comeback story

>>18166889
nah he is just a projection

>>18166898
Jay and Juice can't stay healthy

>>18166898
MJF vs Kenny Omega

>>18166898
That’s not Buddy vs Andrade.

>>18166905
lil hoot is a wordsmith and poet

>>18166905
Is that the guy from Call of Duty: Black Ops 6 and Call of Duty: Warzone?

>>18166898
I miss Bullet Club Gold as a tag team and not a group. I still like the Gunns but man, Jay and Juice as a tag team was special

>>18166913
>it really was a long road to climb back to the top of cmll, a true comeback story
I'm actually really impressed by that. A lot of wrestlers would have thrown in the towel afterwards. This dude ended up being the most popular thing in CMLL since the invention of masks.

>instant tap
Rockybros...

>>18166924
Jay and Juice as singles are nothing special but together they are magic. Hopefully they can stay healthy and get a run with the STRAPS.

I called ICE

>>18166921
based zoomer retard

>>18166938
How do you arrest a hologram?

MJF and MVP are perfect together

I PAID FOR THE SONG SO DAMMIT I'M GOING TO TO PLAY THE SONG

MISITCO GET YOUR ASS OUT THERE AND PIN ROCKY

>>18166935
he's not a mark brother
the real Invisible Hand of pro wrestling. Engineered AEWxNJPWxCMLL
lowkey masive power player in the biz today

>counting food stamps
lmao

based mistico

>KEES MAH ASSSS!
Based Briscoe

MVP speaks Puerto Rican Spanish

nigga why everything you say soun so sofff

mvp speaks spanish?

>KISS MY ASS!!
based mark knows, simple and to the point

>>18166946
I actually did not like that pairing at first but I'll be damned if I'm not enjoying it now.

Anna Jay owes me consenting sex

LET'S GO MAX YOU'RE THE BEST WRESTLER ALIVE

This show needs a Japanese woman

LETS
GO
MAX
YOU'RE
THE
BEST
WRESTLER
A-LIVE!!!

LET’S GO MAX YOU’RE THE BEST WRESTLER ALIVE

KEK THEY'RE ALL CHANTING IT PERFECTLY

>>18166961
He probably ran with a lot of vatos in the past.

LET'S GO MAX

Why is the crowd always so terrible at the chant?

I can't believe he got the chant over kek

NEW THREAD
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Max on some tears of a clown shit, everything he does is gold

Anna looked yummy in those pants changing those tires

>>18166645
baded taste haver

>>18166968
What's Swerve doing in turnleft?
I didn't think those rednecks take too kindly to his kind there.

>THIS CROWD SUCKS
>THIS CROWD SUCKS
great crowd

Max purposely shitting the bed is still 10x better than Bowens.

>>18166994
rednecks have gotten more liberal these days

Max should win this

I will never care about Scorpio no matter how many dorks you surround him with.

>>18166994
Swerving while driving

NEWWWWWWWWWWW
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>>18167029
Not until he shows me he has a PS5

Max bros we got too cocky

>>18167030
Underrated answer

Willow looks so soft

Vipress has this in the bag.

Billy was watching his ass