Thread 18164934

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Schedule
7.8 Yoshiko Hasegawa Graduation Commemoration Event "NonfictioN" @ Shinjuku FACE, Tokyo (LIVE)[19:00 JST]
7.10 TJPW LIVE in Houston NIGHT1 @ Post, Houston (LIVE)[18:30 CDT]
7.11 TJPW LIVE in Houston NIGHT2 @ Post, Houston (LIVE)[18:30 CDT]
7.13 TJPW LIVE in Dallas @ The OC, Forney (LIVE)[12:30 CDT]
7.21 SUMMER SUN PRINCESS '25 @ Ota Ward General Gymnasium, Tokyo (LIVE)[14:00 JST]
7.27 12th Tokyo Princess Cup 1st Round @ Shinjuku FACE, Tokyo (LIVE)[18:00 JST]

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>>18161184

Raku's fat tits

Shoko feet

>>18164934 (OP)
/ourchamps/

4 pillars

>>18164934 (OP)
KWABOL (kek what a bunch of losers)

Rika Tatsumi's Fat Hairy Pussy!

>>18164962
was that t-shirt really necessary? It doesn't seem to fit with the alien costume, and Uta would've certainly performed better without it.

I look forward to seeing the confidence inspiring games of Shino Suzuki

>>18164934 (OP)
>misao is the only one with natural hair color

>>18165076
based post

SLAM 'EM TOGESTER

>>18165117
Why did you reply to your own post?

>>18165186
Do not turn this thread into a house of schizo lies and off-topic paranoia, please.

>>18165198
Looks like Shokoschizo is awake

>>18165216
that's clearly Itohschizo the only true schizo of this thread

>>18164962
the breakout star of Hype 3

>>18165198
Then don’t reply to your own posts Misaoschizo

>>18165360
You can see the sociopathy in her eyes.

>>18165360
the clogged pores of ragu

I look forward to staring into the dead haunted eyes of shino suzuki

I wish to live a nice quiet life in couver with namba-san. Maybe we cuddle every now and again by the nightfire

>>18165395
???

Miyu has now been three months in new lands. Shag status? I'm just curious. Thank you

>>18165566
She probably hasn't bought a shag carpet yet, I think you're ok

>>18165216
It was the Chikaschizo

Stop giving Chikaschizo attention. He's in the discord planning to spam the thread with the Kamiyufag. This stuff gets real serious guys.

Mokaschizo is awake now huh

>>18165056
I feel Shino doing these kind of hairstyles exudes supreme confidence

Good morning, magochi sashimi

Rika is pregnant with our child

>>18165688
Pom did all the hair and makeup which makes sense since she does exuded supreme sex

I'm a firm believer that Rika provides the best sexo

Neko got too fat and got injured so they're gonna put her down like a horse.

>>18165863
She looks better fat

these girls take poops

>>18165873
they should put them back

>>18165863
Not until shes the MC for HYPE. Some say she was supposed to be it this year because the HYPE shirt was a cat.

>>18165863
Not until shes the MC for HYPE. Some say she was supposed to be it this year because the HYPE shirt was a cat.

>>18165873
Wtf

Imagine misao taking a poop

Last night's main ebento was really good.

>>18165863
How'd this even happen? At least Yuu was an athlete. Neko doesn't seem any stronger or more powerful with the extra weight

Giving Neko a gifto of ozempiku

Full card for SSP will be announced at 10pm EST today

>>18165916
she ate a lot of food

>>18165873
Whatever you say, poopdickschizo.

>>18165894
thats misao’s cat

>>18165977
petting Misao's kitty

>>18165995
Not the kitty of Misao I want to see.

Stfu Misaofag

>>18165873
should be in my mouth

since when does the dojo have air conditioning? i thought they just used a desk fan

hate upscale slop

>>18166077
Must have been a recent upgrade. They do have the big fans but it's probably dangerous to train in the summer without aircon

throatfucking mifu

fumirin is hosting a twitter space

>>18165901
ok now what

>>18166336
Tbh this one is acceptable

>>18166443
imagine the aroma

>>18166553
Ren kind of has a mouth like a ventriloquist dummy

>>18166582
she literally looks like a sheep

Remember to bring snacks and drinks to the Texas Goon Room.

I'll be bringing some isotonic beverage powder so we don't get dehydrated

if Raku ever got the chance she'd kill you and everyone you care about

>>18167364
My wife

Predict the summer sun princess attendance number

no

>>18167568
Cuppa attendants

Princess of Princess Champion HIMAWARI

>>18167604
I can fix her

>>18166227
same. i wish the uncles had the guts to just post their unaltered phone pics instead

>veiny
skip

It's not the most confidence inspiring card, but it's far from the worst.

>>18167568
>>18167677
That's a 1k if I ever saw one

>"Birdman" Jada Stone
what did they mean by this

>>18167705
they always do cool shit then completely forget or don't bother doing it again

>>18167677
>opener is the best match

>>18167568
less than dallas

>>18167677
Could cut Yuna Manase or Jada Stone but otherwise pretty good

>>18167677
>splitting himawari/shino and ober eats

the key to drawing in japan? book an alcoholic tranny shitter and the ugliest black midget since beetlejuice. ez

>>18167677
Last year's SSP for comparison

biggest audience they've had in years and this nigga books yuna manase

>>18167677
new birb gear like anon said

>>18167677
https://vocaroo.com/19gQXg3GTDNc

>>18167705
They haven't done those for at least the last few shows. Just spitting it out on Twitter. It's very odd.

>>18167769
No Mei Suruga is a downgrade. Also no Nao Kakuta.

>>18167811
the nao match didn't happen anyway

>>18167816
I forgot that she was replaced with Mahiro's twin, while Mahiro also missed the show and was replaced with Moeka Haruhi

>>18167769
no misao
yea last year sucked

>>18167881
Why did she obscure her belly? Pregnant?

>>18167677
why do they do this

https://pastebin.com/5AK6V4xs
Translation of a 3 part interview Kamiyu did with Weekly Bunshun that just dropped

>>18167677
>andreza with the best match on the card
many such cases

>>18167677
one of the worst cards i've ever seen
pop and tag belts should be good but the rest is a skip for me

>Ivy Steele will not be attending due to academic priorities.
be honest. did you even notice she wasn't on the card?

VENY is good and I like VENYU more than Ober Eats and Toyo Mates, and how Kamiyu always tags with VENY at these bigger shows over her "real" tag partners at work

>>18167964
I did actually.

>>18167952
thanks lad

>>18167964
I did, and I had to dig further to see why. She worked Grand Princess so she's allowed on the bigger shows.

Wonder if it's actually school related. Do they do testing in the middle of July?

>>18167965
veny is a spot monkey shitter which is why they booked him in a match with jada

>>18167952
>My dad made me a deal — he said, “If you skip a grade and graduate high school early in the U.S., you can go back to Japan and enter a Japanese high school.” So I thought, alright, I’ll do my best. I studied really hard, got my American high school diploma, and returned to Japan
Kamiyu graduated high school a year early? With that English?!

>>18167965
fag

>>18167977
well it is ohio

>>18167977
rich dad hiring private tutors

>>18167769
Reminding me that Kamiyu vs Nao never happened because Nao got injured. I really wanted to see that match, and now I never will

>>18167990
Poi's fault (many such cases)

The feet of Shoko Nakajima

>>18167970
As a point of reference Kyoto University has its finals July 23 - August 5, so yes, SSP will be going on right when Ivy would need to be studying the hardest

>>18167952
>Mr. Takagi said, “Stand up and do a spin for me.” So I did what he asked, and then he said, “Why don’t you come by the dojo and watch a training session?”
basedola

Please tell me the goon room isn't real...

>>18167977
Her English was probably better 15 years ago when she had to use it every day. That it's gotten so bad after all this time just means she had further to fall. Still better than most Japanese people at English.

What I want to know is how Fumirin got so good at English. (And also Korean and Chinese if her bio is accurate)

>>18168094
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dO0xcCiuzWE
Her mom was a huge Michael Jackson fan and played his music all day, and she picked up English from listening to the songs. Then when she got older she found an English rakugo teacher

Fumirin probably likes black guys desu

>>18168152
she loves kenny omega and once upon a time joey ryan

Fumirin comes off as a very high IQ individual.

boring thread

Ram-chan is in the United States as we speak.

>>18167568
862

>>18167941
'fraid so. she already gave birth

>>18168185
huge if true

>>18167677
>Uta stuck on Shino duty
>Jada Stone and Yuna Blobnase stinking up their matches
>Billie vs. Yammy pissbreak
>Shitoh and Bushiroad pandering
>Moka possibly winning a belt
That's a no from me, dog.

>>18167977
>graduate high school so you can enter high school
Huh?

had a stroke after reading that first line

>>18168211
>#custom
I can get customs from Arisu on queri?

I feel confident that at some point in TJPW we are going to get a Fumirin rakugo performance.

>>18168211
they should make desktop version of this before promoting so hard. Also this app + the hikari accident killed all interaction between players and fans on social media.

>>18168090
You'll never know if you don't step through the door.

new idea: naked rakugo

fumirin owns 6 birds so i know she stinks

>>18168262
no doubt. bird people are weirdos.

koda loves having his established teams not team together on big shows

>>18168284
I did wonder why Haru and Toga aren't in the tag match

>>18168284
How's a 3 way tag match going to work, anyway?

>>18168284
Toga/Haru was gigadimes so of course Koda felt the need to break them up.

>toga and haru not teaming
>ober eats not teaming
>himawari and shino not teaming
>kira and chika (or mifu and chika) not teaming

aino’s push is coming along since hype

>>18168312
they're losing that tag match thoughever

>>18168312
this. everyone that gets a big push needs a partner and raku and pom are comedy geeks so koda will pair haru with aino since aino is haru's favorite.

>>18168306
Himawari doesn't tag with Wakana anymore either. They're not that strict with it.

People here love making up "established teams"

after kyokyo put daydream out to pasture, rika can team with toga and miu can team with uta. its that simple.

>>18168328
they were never a real team. toga and haru are and even have a team name

>>18168339
dont think the younger crop can handle dealing with rika's bitch fits

it's been over a week and he's still seething

Chikaschizo is having another melty

>>18168372
why is the ring so small

Yahoo commenters are savaging Donpen
https://news.yahoo.co.jp/articles/d71ff5b299e26e8080a3a14c1e49c0fba54f8c49/comments
https://news.yahoo.co.jp/articles/786d90317b38271b55dfc175616af07f3b7dd31a/comments
https://news.yahoo.co.jp/articles/97987797f7b1649c27943f0d098d88ec8bd829dc/comments

Fumirin would make a perfect partner for someone such as myself

>>18168483
I saw her first pal

>>18168312
All part of the plan

>>18168544
nice pits

>>18168544
kek

>>18168564
>wywioatm

[Wholesome News] Namba has made her first Canadian friend

>>18168564
Miu is getting tired this whippin stuff out

>>18168837
Look how seriously she takes this. The cold eyes of a killer. Pure dimes.

>>18168837
she's staring at Ivy's boobs with intense jealousy

Remember when HIMAWARI and Shino randomly qualified to the Max Heart semifinals and then they never teamed up again?

Yuki Arai has a phenomenally sexual body

>>18168855
The flat almost nonexistent butt of Miu player

Koda says Ivy is missing SSP for exams and is studying in Japan for a year. She debuted late last year, so she's still got several months before she might need to leave. She's just getting decent.

>>18167964
no and everyone else is lying

>>18168955
even after all those squats there's nothing there

Do not sexualize Miu. I get tired of reiterating that she is not like that.

>>18169059
I don't think squats are the most effective exercise to increase glute mass anyway.

>>18168950
Many are saying this

shoko is the one that draws these right?

https://x.com/chipopotan777/status/1941768371776983239
>While I was ironing and watching this event, my wife, who was playing a mobile game, suddenly looked up, saw Kazashiro and said, “Wow, who is this person? She's so beautiful!! Like a fairy. Truly stunning.” After that, she kept asking me about the profiles of all the players that appeared, so looks like I’ll have one more fan to bring along to watch next time.

>>18169194
Another satisfied customer

>>18169194
The allure of the friendly players

>>18166682
I hope she has lots of welsh fans

>>18167977
you don't need to speak english to graduate high school in america

>>18168236
>they should make desktop version of this
why when the vast majority of internet users are mobile only

>>18169484
suzume just looks right with a belt

Tits

Wakana's big anime breasts and mukbang thighs

shaved jaw fake breast dr. kim bitch

how much of a retard do you have to be to think someone with a jaw and chin as strong as wakana had it shaved

Beautiful players

>>18169903
mickey rooney player

>>18169919
kek nice reference

if ivy really is leaving soon why did koda put her over toga?

Yoppy confirmed her graduation match will be a title match for the Ironman belt. I'm hyped to see what shenanigans go on

>>18169942
There's no evidence she's leaving, just focusing on her classes. It probably won't be great for her progress as a wrestler if she becomes a part timer, but hopefully she still shows up at the dojo

why they they make the ironman belt look bad

>>18165566
Wait until after the breakfast.

>>18169952
https://x.com/koda0202/status/1941749497677349026
>The full match card for SUMMER SUN PRINCESS '25 has been announced, but unfortunately, Ivy Steele will not be participating.
>She is a university student currently studying abroad in Japan for one year, but it seems that her exams fall on July 21st. As her studies take priority, she will regrettably be unable to take part.
one year. unless this is her final year and she moves to japan she'll be going back to bongland in september

Yuki Aino's fat tits and thick legs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cymVWRXaprM
nambcouver vlog 3. the struggles are already beginning

>>18167952
>openly talks about fucking guys and how other players can fuck guys now because she was brave enough to announce she was fucking guys

>>18170082
shes not going to make it

>>18170150
incel

Say something nice about Aries-chan, who will be performing at the Houston show

the UUG (P) were talking about the texas maid group on their tiktok livestream today and Uta asked if it's part of Texas culture

>>18170082
>deoesn't know the bus schedule
>wearing a shawl in the sunshine like a muslim
>stuck at deserted train stations alone
>wild blacks screaming incoherently in the background
>walking dark streets alone
>can't figure out where she is or how to get anywhere
>hotel cat hated her
This woman will be dead or worse very soon.
Why doesn't her boyfriend help her navigate the trains at least?

HYPE!3 online portrait sales

>Raku, Suzume & Haru: 63
>Suzume: 59 (A: 41, B: 18)
>Rika: 57 (A: 45, B: 12)
>Shino: 54 (A: 41, B: 13)
>Uta: 50 (A: 37, B: 13)
>Haru: 49 (A: 31, B: 18)
>Aino: 46 (A: 35, B: 11)
>HIMAWARI (ft. Koda): 40
>Raku: 38 (A: 26, B: 12)
>Shoko, Mahiro & Shino: 35
>Shoko: 32 (A: 25. B: 7)
>Aino & Toga: 31
>Neko: 27
>Rika & Uta: 27
>Rika & Toga: 27
>Mahiro: 23 (A:15, B: 8)
>Aino & Misao: 21
>Toga: 19 (A: 15, B: 4)
>Misao: 17

>>18170173
I need her to crush my dick with her hands

>>18170357
>Misao: 17
kwab

Kamifuku interviews are good at letting you know what a shallow fake she is

>>18170357
I got himawari featuring koda and I really really hope koda signs it too

I don't see how that's a problem

>>18170357
>>Rika: 57 (A: 45, B: 12)
>>Misao: 17
AND NEW

>>18170439
>>18170461
I guess, but all the alien portraits which were sold at the show are lower than the ones which weren’t sold at the show. And unlike Rika Misao doesn’t have an additional portrait for sale. I mean, she’d be lower than Rika even if that wasn’t the case, but still there’s more nuance to it

>>18170357
Too expensive. Passed on all of them and bought birthday portraits instead.

>>18170308
>>18170082
What's public transit like in Canada/Vancouver? Is it as dire as it is in the States?

>>18170547
people routinely get their face eaten off on Canadian busses

>>18170556
Grim. It's odd to me that Japanese come over here seemingly assuming that trains and buses are as safe and efficient as they are back home. I still can't believe that Shoko took the train from O'Hare into downtown Chicago. Literal suicide mission.

>>18170357
>HYPE portraits
>Misao dead last
LMAO

kek

Ayyy Suzume drained many balls

*BANG BANG*
>CAM ON SENSHUS
*BANG BANG*
>PLAY SOM FRIENDLY GAMES
*BANG BANG*

we respect sacred japanese culture here

Not enough foot discussion right now

I respect Fumirin’s big fat tits

the tickets for dallas were updated with row numbers. they're using 17 of the 28 available

>>18167102
Haru got ringworm on her nose.antjs

>>18170740
it's a pimple patch

>>18170357
>Misao is a dr-ACK

>haru has ringworm
>konatsu has lip herpes
wtf is going on with the friendly girls?

>>18170881
The dojo must be dirty as fuck

>>18170881
it's a pimple patch

>>18170547
Vancouver transit is ok
The light rail is good, clean and frequent enough
Busses depends on the route, a couple of them have more weirdos than other
In general people have pretty good manners when it comes to giving up seats, putting bags on their laps etc

My hemorrhoid is causing me great pain and I am stuck at work

>>18167792
Late 90’s Brian Molko was pretty hot even for a heterosexual male.

Filler Card

already posted blind bitch

>>18171157
mizuki is about to do the biggest carry job in her career

>>18171167
she doesn't need carrying

>>18171157
>designated comedy match is 2nd
kwab

You don’t need a good undercard when you have your biggest yen drawing main event

>>18171167
Their exchange in the main event was sloppy.

>>18167952
>She was totally against it. She asked, “Why can’t you be satisfied with becoming an office worker like everyone else?” I told her, “This is my chance to get revenge on all the people who used to look down on me.” Then she said, “Is living driven by resentment the only way you can survive?”
It's funny how she's still exactly like that and everything she does is out of some desire for revenge
>her motivation for wanting to wrestle in ohio is that she wants to show off to the people that bullied her
>only started really putting in effort when mina left
>only started caring about wrestling in america once mina went to aew

>>18171210
The KyoKyo match is the semi though

>>18171211
the success of this show will be thanks to big dimes despy

>>18171218
anorexic rabbits fault

>>18171210
shitoh is the 5th match though

>>18171211
You literally do. People go for the show as a whole, not one match in particular

>>18171218
arai sucks

>Big Dimes Andreza
>El Desperado

What more do you need on an undercard?

>>18171254
not yuna manase, veny and jada stone

>>18171231
>>18171241
those will have comedy but they will mostly be serious. match 2 will be all comedy.

>>18171253
Nah, and it was blatantly Mizuki's fault

>>18171245
>People go for the show as a whole, not one match in particular
You’re wrong

>>18170455
nah, it wouldn't have been only 2000 YEN if it included koda signature too

>>18171045
Namba said she was just running down the street and a bus thought she was chasing it and stopped for her.

>>18171218
oh man the ssp main event will be a trainwreck

>>18171271
Nope. When you don't do feuds and don't build up matches there aren't any individual matchups that draw

>>18171088
I'll treasure your (You) anon

>>18171149
Based Arisu selling the finish

I have yet to receive any information on the taco breakfast party and am getting a tad concerned.

>>18171157
troon fed

>>18171283
You’re wrong. There’s a reason combat sports don’t bother having stacked undercards you only need a big star in a big match to draw it’s the same in pro-wrestling.
NJPW got away with weak cards because by putting Naito in a big match. NOAH got a bump in attendance because people got interested in Ozawa.
Nobody gave a fuck about how weak the SCSA vs The Rock builds were they showed up anyway,

>>18171282
> botches 1 spot

Lel, disastrous

>>18171336
arai is mid and now shes botching

>>18171341
She didn't botch anything though, you can see Mizuki's foot slip off the top rope. Please get help for your ADS

>>18171328
Why would you assume that the friendly fed is the same as other wrestling companies? Koda holds out for years on "dream matches" and they verifiably do not draw

>>18170881
>konatsu has lip herpes
The uncles really do love players that have a pure look but are blatantly like that.

>>18171149
Konatsu would have never gotten away with those garbage forearms back in the day.

>>18171254
Fuck Bushiroad

>>18171356
And Arai tried to save it by doing her full Nelson slam thing anyway. It was a decent recovery. We've seen worse even on this show, with Wakana and Shino.

>>18171377
>The uncles really do love players that have a pure look but are blatantly like that.
She's not like that though

>>18171386
She's only going to date you if you can consistently provide her with expensive brand name bags and clothing.

>>18171368
>Why would you assume that the friendly fed is the same as other wrestling companies?
Except the safer style TJPW isn’t that different from other joshi promotions.
What are those dream matches who don’t draw you’re talking about? When did the 2 biggest merch sellers in TJPW wrestled for a belt?

>>18171424
>What are those dream matches who don’t draw you’re talking about?
Rika vs Mizuki was something people wanted forever, and it was great but it didn't draw well. Maybe it would've done better if the extent of the build wasn't Rika reading a love letter and Mizuki giggling
>When did the 2 biggest merch sellers in TJPW wrestled for a belt?
SSP '22? But just putting 2 popular wrestlers in a match together doesn't mean it'll actually draw. You have to actually put in the work to build it up, despite what Koda seems to think

>>18171416
nah i'll just buy counterfeit shit from temu and she'll be non the wiser

>>18171468
>Maybe it would've done better if the extent of the build wasn't Rika reading a love letter
And people expect me to believe Daydream came up with the idea to use those pole things

>no emails about this
Is there a dress code for the goon room?

>>18170623
fumurin has a nice ass. she should hit the squat rack so she can ass mog more than half the roster

>>18171490
what's so "subtle" about it?

>>18171480
That only works on Kamiyu

>>18171468
>Rika vs Mizuki was something people wanted forever, and it was great but it didn't draw well.
Since when 1200 for a TJPW show in Ota Ward considered not drawing well?
>SSP '22?
You’re talking about the MagiRabi vs AA Canon tag match? Nobody gives a shit about tag matches

>>18167677
Was Koda not able to get Max The Impaler senshuu?

new thread
>>18171515

I got one (1) reply for my ashen player song, I will take that as a win

>>18171276
People do rarely run down the street

>>18171510
>Since when 1200 for a TJPW show in Ota Ward considered not drawing well?
It's fine relative to other Ota Ward shows sure, but compared to previous GP shows it's pretty poor

>>18171572
Drawing 1200 in a 4k building is better than drawing 2000 in a 11k one

>>18171549
ashy players aren't a draw im afraid

>>18171623
Sure, but obviously it could have done much better. 1000 fewer people showed up this year compared to last

>>18167677
3 good undercard matches, a loooooong piss break to skip western shitters, men and a man and then the title matches.
I'll take it.

>>18171640
>but obviously it could have done much better
How do you know? 1200 seems to be TJPW’s ceiling in Ota Ward

>>18171490
I hope the players don't get swept away by flood waters.

>>18171781
I hope Runa will be OK