Thread 18166980

Saturday Night’s Alright For History As Collision Celebrates 100 Episodes!...
Saturday Night AEW Collision TONIGHT! from The Toyota Center in Ontario, California!
8/7pm CT on TNT & Streaming on MAX!

>FTR vs. The Outrunners
>The Protostar Kyle Fletcher vs. Daniel Garcia
>Thunder Rosa, Queen Aminata, & TayJay vs. ROH Women's Champion Athena, Thekla, Megan Bayne, & Julia Hart
>AEW World Tag Team Champion Shelton Benjamin vs. Kevin Knight vs. ROH World TV Champion Nick Wayne
>Mistico, Hologram, Mark Briscoe vs. RPG Vice & Hechicero
>Willow Nightingale in Action!
>Who Can Survive The Best Wrestler Alive?
>Storytime With TNT Champion Adam Cole

** One Week Out From All In Texas **

LETS
GO
MAX
YOU'RE
THE
BEST
WRESTLER
ALIVE

LMAO this nigga, finally got himself that ps5

I LOVE AEW!

>>18166980 (OP)
No three hundilly?

Ratman bros!

I'm a Maxamaniac

HE'S BACK AND HE'S BRINGING THE RAT MAN WITH HIM

but why?

>unannounced Scorpio Sky return
idk why but I'm actually excited for this

PS5BROS?!

Has Max won one of these matches yet?

Scorpio got a million dollar look now

>>18167015
in the new podcast he reveals he finally got it

Scorpio Sky in that Top Flight group may give them some legitimacy maybe

>>18167015
no longer a ps5 heathen, he got himself one (refurbished)

Max needs a better opponent to lose to. Like buddy.

>>18167016
no, that's the joke

Max Caster yelling "NOOOO!" at the Scorpio Sky reveal popped me.

>>18167022
>refurbished

I learned today that Chris Daniels' eye gimmick was fake and it shocked me to my core

>>18167016
No. That's the joke.

This Shaq commercial pops me every time

>>18167037
workers work, brother

Scorpio had that one decent match where he won the TNT belt and never did anything of note again.

>>18167009
Damn you.
I had forgotten about those endless Wrestling with the Week podcast commercials until you posted that.

>>18167022
>(refurbished)

>>18167013
>>18167021
Ngl, I actually like this version of Scorpio Sky and this whole Rocky inspired gimmick might work.

>>18167042
when he told the story of how he worked Stephen Amell at the Heels premiere I got double worked into a shoot

umm no HA HAAAAA

Vanillabros...

Willow!

I still love Willow so much it hurts

guess vanilla is a face now, damn you ric'o

>>18167067
Vanillabros, we just got licked!

I just bet $200 on Draft Kings that Vipress is winning

Willow has lost too much weight bros :(

MEAT MEAT MEAT MEAT MEAT MEAT MEAT

>>18167085
I was just thinking that it looks like she is getting skinnier. This is no good.

Man, y'all remember how special the first Collision felt? The Punk promo, the wrestling, the presentation. It felt like a real show. Oh what could have been.

Statlander is tsundere for Yuta

Renee looking old and haggard as usual

>>18167037
it's a work
brother

>>18167085
Her tits and ass still looking goodt

I’d love to see Willow twerk.

>>18167070
My wife isn't a huge wrestling fan but she actually will watch a Willow match if one is on.

How we feeling about Isla Dawn getting an AEW contract? I think she's really attractive

>>18167021
>>18167053
I never really cared about Scorpio but that was really good presentation

>>18167084
Should've just lit it on fire

>>18167100
she is hot but isn't great in the ring and can't promo to save for life, but damn she is hot

>>18167098
she's someone like Darby who has actual mainstream appeal and could bring new eyes to pro wrestling

>>18167100
Bring Isla Dawn and that Mimi chick together

>>18167090
And that Andrade buddy match!!

Do the Outrunners see everything in a VHS filter?

O U T R U N N E R S

>>18167100
She balances that fine line between ugly fat bitch and 100% Grade A fuckmeat.

>>18167091
Imagine her smashing his bussy
Just destroying it
Ruining it

>>18167096
yeah, but.....she'll start losing those soon if she keeps going

I'm sorry bros but the Outrunners are NOT over with me.

>>18167129
You sound like a dork

Nige should have gone over FTR

>>18167121
Am I the only seeing Mistress T?

>>18167122
>>18167091
It was today that I realized she and Caleb Konley are no longer together.

The universe is giving me a chance!

>>18167059
Daniels is a super oldhead brother
From the old old school. Work the workers who work

>>18167141
Yes there is, it airs on Thursday since Saturday is THE PAYPE.

>>18167141
>we get a PPV instead

>>18167089
[Very bad News]

I'm thinking of rocking a skullett

>CHOPPA CHOPPA CHOPPA CHOPPA
>DROPKICK DROPKICK
>SPLASH SPLASH SPLASH
now this is wrestling

>>18167090
Go suck your blood money dick Philip
Sellout hypocrite KWAB

>>18167145
WCW legend Christopher Daniels????
>>18167164
better be jacked or you just look like an unemployed roadie, instead of an employed strip club bouncer

>>18167164
How vascular are you brother?

>>18167153
You're saying I get two nights in a row of AEW, a rest day, and then a PPV?

Based

>>18167090
>Man, y'all remember how special the first Collision felt?
Yeah, and it's only gotten way better.

>>18167122
god that's hot

>>18167177
I have substantial width brother

>Swerve and Ospreay lose to the Bucks and the right to challenge for the title
>Swerve enters the Gauntlet and wins

>>18167145
>>18167174
Ngl, I was an instant fan of CD when he debuted on WCW.

Also, I was really excited about a new tag team I was hearing about with two guys named AJ Styles and Air Paris. Believe it or not, Air Paris was the one with all the indy hype behind him.

>>18167183
>Yeah, and it's only gotten way better.

>>18167122
haha imagine if yuta lost a "loser wears a japanese maid outfit match" haha he'd be so embarrassed haha

>>18167153
B-B-B-B-ASED

>>18167205
kek

>>18167198
just reminds me of how hype TNA was when it first started getting on cable and they were pushing the X Division hard with Daniels, Styles, Sabin and Lowkey, it seemed like a viable competitor for a minute

>>18167166
real graps
for real niggas
tk know

>>18167211
lmao

>>18167166
>now this is wrestling
Agreed

>>18167203
AEW has been better than WWE since it debuted, and it has never stopped getting better (WWE has gotten worse).

>>18167214
I felt the same way when Punk debuted in AEW. The pendulum swung so hard that it just came back to the same place.

THIS MATCH ACTUALLY FUCKS?!??

>>18167211
I needed this webm earlier today so I'm saving it again now. Just so you know.

>>18167219
I have it on good authority that Moxley is retaining the belt cause Pretty Peter Avalon is joining the Death Riders

The Outrunners getting better, you love to see it, now they just need the old theme back

>>18167221
My brother in Christ I could not agree with you more, but that's Dynamite. Collision is often times just a televised house show.

It's official, Pringles 7 Layer Dip is the official snack for All In Week

>>18167203
back to your blood money dicks Philip

this match is fucking fire

turbo floyd put some GUSTO on that

sick clothesline

Crowd outrunning wild

>>18167232
that's what makes it so comfy, it's the wrestling fan's wrestling show

>>18167232
Even that's being generous, Collision has basically been AEW Dark half the time.

>>18167230
>Pretty Peter Avalon is joining the Death Riders
Please don't tease.

Buddy joining the Outrunners would be cool.

bullshit they shoulda won on that shatter machine BULLSHIT TONY YOU FUCK

I already know what Corny is gonna say about this match. That it was good for the wrong reasons, that the Outrunners are essentially comedy jobbers and FTR gave them way too much.

damn these guys are wrestling like they are the main event of All In Texas

Justified this is awesome chants

hella based match ong

How much less powerful is the Shatter Machine the Outrunners did than FTR's version

ftr gave the outrunners their best match

Did FTR work anywhere of any significance before WWE?

I know they're not doing anything that isn't old school, just with impeccable timing and are so good at the fundamentals. I just really enjoy watching those guys cook.

giga pop if he had kicked out of the shatter machine there

BASED MATCH

>>18167258
>I already know what Corny is gonna say about this match
I can't wait to not listen to it

>>18167258
who gives a fuck

Outrunners need to regroup and then show up on jet skis for their next match

The actress that's playing Lois LANE looks like a total cunt but is still hot af.

>>18167272
a lot but they still should have won on that, this is The Acclaimed getting buried by Swerve in Our Glory all over again

>>18167283
A Delorean

>>18167258
this faggot's broom has been getting a workout since Punk kept stepping on rakes during Night Of Champions week

>>18167283
Or in matching Monster Trucks

>>18167238
Was not expecting this at all
Sick match

>>18167273
They really did. I've been enjoying the hell out of FTR since they debuted and they genuinely seem like good dudes who help others get over and want to give back to the business for the right reasons.

>>18167292
>Skullett monster truck

>>18167291
It's what friends do.

>>18167283
THEY JET SKI THE CABO BROTHER

>>18167300
should probably never ever turn ftr face ever again, they excel at being heels

Anna owes me a happy marriage

Anna Jay is painfully beautiful.

how long has rosa been using the old theme?

coomer match

Joey Janella is a VERY lucky man.

Jigglebros.... the jiggle just isn't the same anymore...

>Rosa is still employed
por que

Thekla owes me sex, simple as

>>18167324
Bold of you to assume anyone pays that much attention to Rosa to know

THEKLA BROS WHERE WE MOTHERFUCKING @

>>18167327
Tay lost her ass

I despise Rosa.

Chocolate kisses
Are you fucking serious Tony

>>18167348
Completely overrated bitch, all her matches bore me to tears.

>>18167327
she still looks pretty good for 3 kids

>>18167343
Did she give it to Anna?

you gotta double team a girl like megan bayne - tony schiavone 2025

Those chest slaps lmao

>>18167341
she's pretty great, really has her shit together
>>18167348
everyone is saying this

LET ANNA JAY IN YOU CUNTS

Wow loving this Peacemaker/John Cena/Max/AEW synergy!

>>18167366
Somebody is clearly feeding Anna

>>18167376
You disgust me

>>18167367
it's true, no one man is enough to satisfy her

>>18167341
spider pussey

>>18167376
Stop noticing things.

>>18167341
I want to taste her arach nads

Buddy should have an on screen relationship with Thekla

>>18167372
if someone doesn't get her pregnant soon, I will

>>18167387
kek good one

>>18167341
I'm an instant fan.
Unique look, unique moveset, /fit/ness hottie.
What's not to like?

>Thekla does the spider
>during pitcher n pitcher

>>18167389
Remember when we saw a pregnant Tay?

>>18167392
Too spooky for fullscreen

>>18167387
>her arach nads

Does Thekla sleep on a cobweb she made?

>>18167410
she does now, in my headcanon

Why didn't Athena bring out her trailer park butler?

>joe vs yuta this wed
I will watch your program

Yo that women's 4 way this wednesday

spider web sex with thekla

>>18167410
She sleeps in a cobweb made from my cummies.

Tay Melo has like the hottest face but it isn't unique. I can't name another famous person who looks like her but I've seen enough people who look like her. Always sexy.

be honest.

how many thrusts would you last inside anna jay (UNPROTECTED) ??

>>18167429
How many drinks have I had first?

I swear, Anna Jay's ass gets fatter every week.

>>18167429
3 thrusts in 2 seconds. She'd get all 3 inches

>>18167420
>joe vs yuta
Joe's gonna splatter him all over the first 3 rows, it's gonna be like a Gallagher concert.

Is this will ospreys black sons mom?

I don’t know about debuting a woman by being like she’s used up and already got injured.

Tay doesnt know how to tie a match together

Wasn't Thekla supposed to be a big deal? She's just involved in 3-4 women tag matches and that's all

sex with mrs bruv

>>18167429
More than I think, less than I hope

Every single woman on the heel side is PURO SEXO

>>18167429
I wrap my rascal two times, because I like it to be joyless and without sensation, as a way of punishing supermodels.

Alex Windsor has a good chin

>>18167429
I haven’t had sex since I was 17 and I’m now 27. I’d cum just taking my pants off.

>>18167420
>>18167439

>joe vs yuta

That sounds painful.

>>18167447
Tay can't wrestle for shit. It's the reason why the E let her go.

>>18167442
Josh Alexander they did the same thing. I don't get the AEW deal of all these guys complain about how hard their life is and the grind bruv. A lot of people destroy their bodies for low pay; these guys get millions from Tony at least. Do they think it makes them relatable?

>>18167437
I took this picture and then Anna but her bottom lip and rested her ass right on the barrier in front of me. I used up all my memory on pictures of it

>>18167437
GOOD

New semen demon coming to AEW?

>>18167466
based McDonald's brawl titty poster

>>18167449
She's only been there for a couple of weeks.
That said, I know the roster is big and you want to feature everyone but AEW is running a lot of multi-person matches lately..

>>18167470
Imagine if on Draft night or some shit to hype who your team just got they just detailed his injuries.

>>18167466
Who booked this?

>>18167462
Inoki like

>>18167466
The US is a beautiful place.

>Garcia main event
TONY
I AM BEGGING YOU
STOP
THE EXPERIMENT HAS FAILED
MOVE ON

>>18167453
Evil chicks are usually hot.

this pornostar nigga lookin' a bit zesty

Lance Archer has convinced me to get a tramp stamp

>>18167494
Shakespeare knew this.

>>18167469
To be fair most of the faces in that match can't wrestle for shit. Anna Jay still moves in slow motion and does nothing believable.

>>18167483
Have diverticulitis is Omega's main storyline. Danielson's last run was all about how his neck was tucked up. I guess its supposed to be overcoming it? That's the gimmick?

DG's theme music is a head bopper fr fr

>>18167491
If the rumors are true, Tony does a lot of "experimenting" with Garcia. And Orange Cassidy.

MY BOY DANNY

>>18167505
>Naht What Em Cawld

>>18167501
Lance Archer had so much momentum when he first got Snakob and it didn't amount to a hill of beans.

Daddy Magic is the only reason I'm allowing Garcia on my screen

Buddy lost to this guy :(

DADDY MAGIC BROS WW@

Daniel Garcia would be more interesting if he was a Japanese woman

kyle reminding us it's an upper body business brother

>>18167491
This is a very valid and legit complaint that might just be TK learning sunken cost fallacy the hard way at this point.

>>18167429
10 thrusts, tops. and id be gritting my teeth and curling my toes the entire time just to make it that far.

i mean for real, imagine the heat radiating off her puss. so much thigh and ass meat...its gotta trap in all that moisture and HUMIDITY

Feels like on Fletcher works out. Garcia works out a bit but Daddy Magic doesn't and Adam Cole certainly doesn't. Maybe TK should emphasis wrestlers start working out at the very least.

I love Kyle

>Don Callis on commentary
:D
>Cole on commentary
:(

>>18167532
Getting taste

You are the heel!
Boooooooooooooo!

>>18167533
You know something, that makes a loooooooot of sense.

>>18167543
Feels like ONLY Fletcher works out.*

>>18167534
ya can't teach height

>>18167548
I miss the Callis cosplays

>>18167548
it really do be like that

>>18167543
Daddy Magic is semi-retired on commentary, so he at least has an excuse. God I hope Cole doesn't get a commentary gig.

>>18167532
GETTIN A TASTE

>>18167533
I'm sure he wishes that too

>>18167543
>Tony
>forcing his talent to work out
Nah that'd be like racist or something

I'm positive Fletcher had midsection elongating surgery

>>18167569
If that was just one guy, he got around and he was very good at that cosplay.

im having bizarre knee pain. im only 28 butboth my knees are just radiating pain.

FUCK man....just wanna watch wrestling but my body is being stupid

FUCKIN A!!!

>>18167491
>>18167535
The D-Gizzy kino will continue until morale improves.

Oh dear!

We have juice the hard way tonight.

>>18167581
It was a girl the first week and then a guy

FLETCHLIGHTERS
RISE UP

Kyle is gonna be a 5-tar master by 2028. Dude has it A L L.

>>18167584
this guy fucks

>>18167584
KEK

Anyone else hate the everloving shit out if that Coors Light ad?

>>18167584
Oh dear God, I just got the joke.
Well played, Texas.

>>18167584
There better be 10,000 of these signs printed up and handed out to the audience at All In

>>18167606
>seeing commercials
shiggy

>>18167584
Is fucking flesh light like fucking an actual pussy? Should I buy one?

>2 WEEKS IN A ROW KYLE MAIN EVENT
WE KYLLISION NOW

>>18167584
That reminds me, last week's Collision main event was between the Kyle's and the crowd spent the whole match coming up with meme Kyle chants.

Danny is COOKIN'

>>18167627
fucking based and sickopilled

>>18167620
I still subscribe to the archaic practice that is viewing television broadcasts, yes.

Dear Tony Khan,

More Kyle Fletcher.
Less Daniel Garcia.

Love,
Anonymous.

I watch wrestling on one of those huge 90s wood panel CRT TVs that you would see in your grandma's living room

>>18167623
It's okay but it's still just a bumpy silicone(?) tube you can warm up with hot water before sticking your dick in. Cleaning and drying it is more hassle than it's worth though.

>>18167596
It's a shame what happened to poor Kaitlyn. She really was beautiful. The business mindfucked her

How is Danie Garcia so overpowered and not a joke jobber shitter. He looks like some untrained rando from the crowd.

>>18167634
LET'S GO KYLE
>KYLE SUCKS

>>18167656
Tony's pet project, unfortunately

>>18167623
much tighter than a actual vag, also get some water based lubricant to avoid burns, dont go full tard and splurge like 100 bux, you should try something simple like a tenga in the 20-30 dollar range just to test things out, and one last thing all of it is available on amazon but the purchase history will NOT be deleted

What they didn't show was that I was under the ring sucking on Fletcher's fingers right there

>>18167652
Ngl, I'd pop some popcorn and watch the shit out of NWA Powerrr on one of those.

>>18167640
he better main event next weeks ep too

>>18167641
might as well be listening to it on the A.M. radio, pops

Kyle killing this nigga!

Kyle Fletcher is fuckin GREAT man

>>18167639
kek

Danny done knocked retarded, very grim.

>>18167656
Yet he still has a better physique than Adam Cole. I will say, if I had TK's money, there's only a few younger guys I would pay money for that are worth it. Fletcher is one. Osprey is another.

>>18167651
co-sign

Good Lord that looked career-ending

>Callis laughing when Garcia was kicked
Hilarious

Fletcher getting strapped at All In

Sorry guys, I'm watching HGTV tonight

Kyle murdered that shitter based.

Fletcher's brainbuster is SICK

Hanger winning on next Saturday, get f-in hyped!

>>18167656
>>18167664
IIRC, his contract was coming up, Triple K saw something in him and made a pretty good offer, Tonedog doubled down, re-signed DG for way more than he's worth, and now is dealing with sunken cost fallacy bullshit and we have to suffer because of it.

Thanks a lot, Paul.

Need a buddy vs Kyle match please please

>>18167699
>triple k saw something
That’s bullshit lol

>>18167692
God I hope so
Time to get serious with him now.
He has more than lived up to the push they gave him. Better than many others have done with same or better.

>>18167698
Not happening.
Going to be Darby to be the one to dethrone Mox, my friend.

>>18167697
it looks like death on the receiving end, for a while there it was being used as a transition move all over wrestling, glad Fletcher is using it as a killer move as originally intended

>>18167699
As I said before there's only a few guys in either company that you can see that have "IT". Garcia is alright but he could easily get lost in the midcard of any company which is why they released him and 2.0 from NXT to begin with.

ANOTHER BASED COLLISION
MANY SUCH CASES
SEE YOU SICKOS WEDNESDAY
HAHAHA YESSSS

>>18167699
>>18167711
>>18167724
Garcia is always over with the live crowd for whatever reason

No buddy sadly so a terrible episode.

>>18167711
To be fair, Paul got the better of TK on that one and tricked Tony into overspending on a guy whose ceiling frankly isn't all that high.

>>18167744
>No buddy sadly so a terrible episode
Yadda yadda yadda good morning respected saar

watching fyter fest 2019

who the FUCK is buddy?

>>18167776
He’s my buddy.

>>18167776
>>18167779
My buddy and me

>>18167724
>Garcia is alright but he could easily get lost in the midcard of any company which is why they released him and 2.0 from NXT to begin with.
this time... WILL BE DIFFERENT!

>>18166980 (OP)
Kino