Thread 18173785

Why would you get an explicitly political chest tattoo while working at the fed?
Will he work a cowboy vs injun angle on the indies?

he should have thrown some roman salutes like tatanka did back in the day, that would have put butts in the seats

This native looking zesty. He got some firewater in his britches. Nigga looking so flaming he sending out smoke signals. Bitch ain’t just a catcher, he a dream catcher. This mofos Indian name is The Bear Who Tames Snakes Looking like he could give you smallpox AND AIDS just by touching him. He call his left hand Lewis and his right hand Clark cause this nigga be guiding men in bed. He’s just around the river bend if you catch my drift.

>>18173826
legit laughed

>>18173785 (OP)
What does his tattoo say?

>>18173836
Kill the Indian. Save the man.
I have no idea what that means.

>>18173785 (OP)
No but he will return to Japan to team with the bald brit, the secret Italian coded brit, the zesty cowboy and Gedo

>>18173836
kill the injun save the man
>>18173841
it's a motto from when we used to take injun kids away from their abusive alcoholic parents and raise them in christian orphanages to try to remove their culture and it's why you can't adopt an injun now, like there are legit weird laws about adopting injun kids

>>18173826
LOL fine promoq

>>18173826
Best post I’ve seen in months

>>18173785 (OP)
this nigga even a shoot indian?

>>18173826
Promo’s good!

>>18173785 (OP)
What the hell did he do to himself? He looked good in NJPW.

>>18173978
The government puts stuff in the water on reservations to turn them gay as a way to pacify them

>>18173978
No, he always looked like a fag

>>18173785 (OP)
>nujutards made daily threads about this zestmaster becoming a huge star

>>18173826
popped me

>>18173826
>He call his left hand Lewis and his right hand Clark cause this nigga be guiding men in bed.

>>18173894
Is that like the fake indian genocide thing in canada where they lied about the catholic church killing everyone in mass graves?

>>18174164
it's literally that

>>18173785 (OP)
Not good

>>18173826
KEK

>>18173826
>The Bear Who Tames Snakes

>>18173841
It's akin to "Arbeit macht frei".

>>18173785 (OP)
There should be some people professionally advising wrestlers not to change their look
>Hey Karl, don't shave your head
>Hey Karl, don't get anymore tattoos
>Hey Karl, don't get those lama piercings
>Hey Karl, stop wearing a necklace

>>18173826
goddamn lol

>>18173826
Goddamnit popped me.

>>18173826
Some say he goes by Gayronimo.

>>18173826
stop the damn match

>>18174164
>>18174200
>we dindu nuffin

>>18175521
damn that's actually fairly dimes

>>18173826
lol

>>18173826
>He call his left hand Lewis and his right hand Clark cause this nigga be guiding men in bed.

>>18173785 (OP)
his angle where he faked his own attack to get out of the iron survivor and get a title match was dimes. he should have been moved up to the main roster after that. a whiny native american faggot character would have had a few years of life.

>>18173826
kekd

>>18173826
Toppest kek

>>18173785 (OP)
Dakota is a lucky man.

>>18173785 (OP)
I'm genuinely worried this guy is gonna kill Dakota Kai at some point. He's clearly nuts.
>>18173826
>The Bear Who Tames Snakes
I haven't laughed this hard since Kidd Diddler Butt Bandit.

>>18173826
>The Bear Who Tames Snakes
kekked hard

>>18176053
Cutting a promo with her scalp would be dimes

>>18173894
Reminds me of when the government kidnapped this little girl from her foster family that wanted to adopt her because she was slightly Native American and she had a distant Native American relative who had first dibs. The video is hard to find on YouTube, the cops in it keep saying "it's illegal to film her" but these pigs just barge into this house and take her away while she's crying and all her siblings are crying and screaming. It's the most evil shit imaginable.

>>18175955
>>18176053
wait I thought Dakota was a dyke and fucking Bayzler? Was I lied to on the internet?

>>18176185
They haven't been a thing since Christmas 2023.

>>18173826
Kek

>>18176278
Poor Shayna. She’s unironically hotter than Dakota.

>>18173826
big pop!

>>18173826
Holy shit kek

>>18173826
nice one

>>18173826
Kekkkkkkkkkkkkk

>>18175521
>Hey Karl, don't get fat and sassy
Somehow even that didn't get through even when full time at Performance center, so doubt any of the other ones would have

>>18173826
/pw/ still got it

>>18175521
Vince used to do that

>>18176278
>>18176185
IYO and Kairi are still hanging out with Shayna lol

>>18176324
IYO and Kairi still post IG vids hanging out with Shayna

>>18173785 (OP)
One look at this guy and I can tell he fucks men.

>>18176324
She's not, they're both ugly, but Shayna seems like she'd be cool to hang out with.

>>18173826
This niggas spirit animal is a fursuit, this nigga can swallow the whole peace pipe when blows it, this nigga sleep in a latex teepee, this nigga rain dance makes his vegan milk frappucino misty, this nigga warcry brings all the boys to yard, this nigga brings his warpaint with him in a murse, this nigga can fit multiple arrows in his quiver

>>18175521
Barely even looks like the same guy

>>18173785 (OP)
>>18173826
>every LA Dojo guy went schizo, gay or quit the business entirely
What was Shibata doing to those boys?

>>18177931
Did he?

>>18177931
making them rape a monkey

>>18173785 (OP)
Yeah, I think it's especially weird he got a tatto about killing indians, considering he's an indian. That's like a black guy getting a tattoo that says "LYNCH 'EM HIGH!" with a burning cross and Klansmen. Very intriguing.

>>18178299
That's Akira Tozawa

>>18177931
There’s a reason they call him the “Harley Race of Japan”

>>18178377
the injuns are trying to take it back like yankee doodle and it's like a slogan they are using to seethe about being put on reservations and sent to christian schools

>>18178419
Except he's clearly not from India and when most people read that today they think he's talking about killing pajeets. It's all made even worse by the whacky spooktacular Misfits font he chose.

>>18178432
But he actually hates pajeets.

>>18177931
Not true, Connors is normal and Coughlin just got hurt

>>18175521
What gay cock does to a mother fucker

>>18173826
Popped me. Dimes promo.

>>18178432
yeah, that's why I keep calling them injuns. I think it's insulting to injuns to associate them with pajeets and native Americans is too broad of a term

>>18178449
Clark is also gay

>>18178449
Connors is a foster kid. He's used to it.

>>18177931
They removed Shibata's brain

>>18173826
Fine speech.

>>18173826
He legit saw Cora Jade's tattoo and said "I can rock that!"

Do you think he'll get bolt-ons, too?

>>18178847
>fit guy with 1000cc bolt ons
I want to see that

>>18178847
>>18178891
Dimes. Especially if he never talks about it.

>>18173826
Kino