We lost.

>>18176424 (OP)
When did Chico get so tall

>>18176424 (OP)
>that hairline

>>18176424 (OP)
Mike Sempervive is a lucky guy

>>18176424 (OP)
lol women are such whores
they'd destroy their entire family to feel good themselves

>>18176429
About that...

>>18176503
Wait is that why he’s been gone? Kek

>>18176424 (OP)
I wonder if they laugh at Bryan and his friends and their little wrestling show while drinking wine.

>>18176503
This guy's 'intentionally misnaming people' gimmick is making rovert look positively normal. He spent like six years on here pretending Craig Proper is Brian Last for absolutely no reason. Now watch him respond with 'what's so proper about him?'

>>18176607
What's so normal about him?

>>18176586
>alcoholics
>laughing at anything

>>18176424 (OP)
There's literally no point in not beating your wife. Bryan dressed like a whale for her charity, and went on fifty hawaii vacations a year to keep her happy. She still destroyed their family.
He could've beaten her and gotten to the same destination, but he would've saved a ton of money and would've probably felt better about himself.

>>18176424 (OP)
The heightpill is so brutal

Anyone make fun of him by spamming him on his twitter with this yet

>>18176506
You're such a loser

>>18176424 (OP)
I unironically feel bad for Chico at this point. He wasted so much time and money on this whore between the Hawaiian vacations and her dumbass whale charity.
>>18176503
That looks nothing like Simpervive. Your gimmick is shit.

>>18176607
What’s so “great” about him?

>>18176503
Holy shit is that really him? lmao

>>18176424 (OP)
>Goes for a balding ugly dude
Why are women like this?

>>18176424 (OP)
stalking a wrestling jouranlists' wife is VERY normal behavior rovert

>>18176736
He’s 6 feet tall.

>>18176736
>>18176748
So women just like craning their necks.

>>18176682
I'm not OP but I think a loser is someone who subjects children to your own shortcomings, in this case a faithless woman who would rather run away from her commitments.

>>18176424 (OP)
I feel really bad for Alvarez and his daughters. You can tell by how he talks about them on the B&V show they mean a world to him.

He went to a Collision recently, took one kid with him, talked about this sureal moment that he watched grown up Nick Wayne on this show, his kid wanted a Outrunners headback and he bought it for her. One of the Outrunners also trained at the Buddy Wayne, so they know each other. They run into some other old friend from the area as well. Such a nice moment. It was not even a month ago. Knowing now Alvarez is going through this and still does Observer and all the other shows daily without a hint, hats off to him.

I hope he and kids gonna be okay, I know the internet loves to shit on him but he seems like a really nice and family guy

>>18176424 (OP)
Based Micheal (Mike)

What went wrong?

>>18176424 (OP)
>>18176806
did she just leave the kids? It’s rare that the dad gets custody.

Michael (Mike) board

>>18176828
I hope her daughters grow up to resent her, but unfortunately men aren't as prone to gaslighting their children into hating the other parent as women are.

>>18176828
It's amazing how all you need is money. This guy is objectively less good looking than Bryan. Was it the wrestling? It can't just be money + height. This is insane. I guarantee she has a girlfriend or a pack of friends who hate Bryan and want to see their marriage fail.

>>18176857
he's 2 feet taller than him
he never stood a chance

>>18176857
Bryan was just too much of a wrestling nerd. That's a big ick for women. This Mike guy seems normal

God I love single mothers like this. Imagine being Mike. All week you don't have to deal with her as she is with the kids. Then on the weekends the father has custody and you can go on exciting adventures with her and have crazy wild sex. And to top it off the ex husband is paying the bill for these excursions. It is just great. But make sure you get a vasectomy if you wanna run this gimmick fellas. She knows you can be a cash cow just like the ex. I bet Mike is even driving around in Alvarez car also.

>>18176927
Imagine having no conscious or morals. I wish people would hunt men like this the way they do the supposed pedos we terrorize for clicks.

>>18176646
I don’t think Bryan has the strength to beat up anybody .

People outgrow each other. Thank God Mike came into their lives to serve as a pressure release valve for this failing marriage. Now Bryan and his ex can move on, grow, and just breathe.

>>18176939
seethe shrimplet

>>18176967
Your time is coming.

>>18176828
Not even saying this in a gay way, but she downgraded. That dude is hideous. He must be loaded and have a big cock.

>>18176943
He's a shoot black belt thoughever

>>18176833
She wants to discover herself, incel chud

>>18176833
She probably just wanted a quick divorce and there was absolutely no way she was getting custody given how attached chicho is to his kids. Whitney also comes from a wealthy family so she mightn't even be getting alimony.

>>18176833
Granny said on an episode recently “you have the girls today?” so they’re sharing presumably

>>18176828
>>18176424 (OP)
It’s just your turn.

>>18176965
Mmmmm Whitney Nwordbauer's pressure release valve.... wouldn't want to mess with that mmmmmmm

>>18176927
"I could have turned everything into a crime scene like O.J., cutting everybody's throat," Hogan said in the interview for a feature that will run in Friday's edition of the magazine.

"You live half a mile from the 20,000-square-foot home you can't go to anymore, you're driving through downtown Clearwater [Florida] and see a 19-year-old boy driving your Escalade, and you know that a 19-year-old boy is sleeping in your bed, with your wife ...

"I totally understand O.J. I get it," Hogan said.

>>18176996
>mightn't
Kill yourself.

>>18177023
might and I mightn't

>>18177012
Women = satan

>>18177012
HulKWAB

>>18177026
Absolutely fucking based

>>18176927
>>18176939
When I was 20 I was fucking around with this 35 year old married chick and one day her husband came home early while I was in bed with her. His first words were "I knew I should have brought my knife"
Legitimately the first thought I had was I was sad I wouldn't get to play the new Smash Bros game coming out that week because I'd be dead.

>>18177050
This guy looks 35 though. He should know better.

>>18177057
ol Mikey gotta be 45-50

>>18177060
Even worse. I may have helped people cheat in my 20s but there comes a point where you need to grow out of habits like that, sexuak gratification is not more important than your family, sorry.

>>18176828
my guess is that they had a lot more common interests like hiking and skiing while all chico wanted to do was watch his gay fake fighting and fight with people on his wrestling forum. He definitely has a bigger dick too. You can already tell by comparing their aura alone.

>>18177073
Yep. The real mistake was their getting married in the first place. A woman like that would never be satisfied with an indoor cat like Bryan who has to be glued to the TV six nights a week so he can review professional wrestling. I'm surprised there was ever even a spark between them to go out, let alone a flame.

>white woman leaves a mexican for a white man
I don't see anything wrong

>>18176806
wait they had kids together? and she left him? thats fucking insane. i thought they were just some childless couple going on vacation all the time and owned some cats or whatever. women really are whores

>>18176424 (OP)
someone link her to this peedub thread so she privates her shit

>>18176989
He couldn’t take down your grandmother and you know it anon

>>18177105
And ick her out even more over Bryan and his wrestling journalist lifestyle?

>>18177093
Bryan wasn't an indoor husband at all. He took her to Hawaii multiple times a month, bought her beach house in Oregon and went hiking and camping often.

>>18177093
Bryan and Dave were popular mainly because THEY WEREN'T those levels of shut in. Bryan constantly went on hikes, trips to Hawaii and shit.

Dave talks many times about going out and enjoying bike rides and shit. They have their autism, but they both talked about doing shit for their kids.

Shit, to Dave's credit his son is already married and he's only like 20 or something.

>>18176857
>I guarantee she has a girlfriend or a pack of friends who hate Bryan and want to see their marriage fail.
This was 100% it. Bet she had some loser single female friends who were putting ideas in her head to sabotage the relationship. I've seen it first-hand so many times. They were probably the ones who introduced her to Michael (Mike) in the first place too.

Women initiate the vast majority of divorces for a reason. It’s an awful deal for women to take up 98 percent of the emotional and physical labor of keeping a household when modern men are lazier and more entitled than ever before while also offering less than ever before.

Good for her, I hope they can coparent together well and she finds some peace.

Bryan should unironically get back at her by topping a TS

>>18177305
I hope people like you get sick.

>>18177305
Woman or fag? I'm leaning towards the latter because
>reddit spacing

>>18177293
I know it because it's happened to me in almost every relationship I've been in.
>If you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my friends
The Spice Girls were dropping wisdom here.

>>18176607
I thought it was funny

>>18176857
>>18177293
>>18177459
yeah it has to be some conspiracy

can't be that most women don't want to hear about wrestling, martial arts, and other toddler-level interests 24/7

>>18177516
as opposed to women who have no interests

>>18177516
kek

>>18177516
>>18177527
>as opposed to women who have no interests
Women take on the interests and hobbies of men, not the reverse. His mistake was ever even indulging in her Hawaiian getaway bullshit. I've lived in Hawaii before for several years, it's an absolute shithole. Women like her cannot be beaten enough.

>>18176745
>stalking
>rovert

>>18177562
>Women take on the interests and hobbies of men
Trvth nvke. It took me an embarrassingly long time in our marriage for me to figure out why my wife never knew what she wanted to watch/play/do/travel to.

>>18176806
if he spoke a little more about his real life drama his podcast would actually be entertaining

>>18176857
Doesn’t Chico also have a big temper and a short fuse?

>>18177562
Redpill me on Hawaii, anon. How bad is it?

>>18176927
this is the most inspiring post i’ve read all summer. thanks anon

>>18177562
Dropping way too much napalm truth on 'em, anon. Most women copy whatever the guy they're hot for does. BPD's especially. And yeah, not all women do it, but there's no point even talking about the minority. It's not a bad thing, either, in most cases.

>>18176981
>Your time is coming.
The only thing that’s coming is my dick on a single mothers face

Modern dating and marriage is just a trap for low-tier men incapable of getting easy casual sex from women. You always lose because women are incapable of commitment.

>>18176424 (OP)
You mean women don't want to be with an unemployed loser who writes blogs all day about people pretend punching each other?

>>18177605
Easy casual sex is also a trap. You just think it's heaven, because you've never been. If you know, you know.

>>18177605
my gf wanted to get married by date 2.

>>18176981
YOUR TIME IS UP. MY TIME IS NOW.

>>18177587
>Everything is expensive
I'm not just talking rent, produce has to be shipped from Japan to the mainland before it comes to your island
>Homeless people everywhere
If you have ever been to a major city in the US you know what I am talking about, but it's 10x worse, I'm talking entire villages living under overpasses that you can smell from the highway. And it's not just the highways, take your significant other to Honolulu in the daytime and you'll be stepping over bodies in the laid out in the sidewalks there.
>Torn up highways
Speaking of highways, they tore up all of Oahu's highway to build a monorail that I'm not even sure ever got finished. I lived there for three years and there was barely any progress made, just torn up roads with metal plates that pop your tires. Not to mention the Sunday drivers that populate the roads and keep you in deadlocked traffic.
>Kill Haole Day
"Hawaiians" hate anything not native to their islands, but the majority of them are just generic poly slop who migrated to the island and claimed native status. I swear most of them are just fat Japanese guys with tans. They hate white people especially but I have also seen anti-Micronesian graffiti in my travels around Honolulu.
>Cockroaches and drugs
I will give these two things a shared space as they are not really a huge problem but consistently get in the way of whatever you are doing on the island. People smoke meth openly and basically anywhere you go you can expect to see a roach of some sort.

I could think of more stuff but I think this is enough.

>>18176682
Seethe

>>18177623
This is the absolute truth.

>>18176607
Everyone who makes a joke is the same guy.

>>18177562
>>18177574
My favorite is when they start talking like you too. Got my gf to say based, zesty, simple as, and a bunch of other shit in her vocabulary.

I remember thinking 10+ years ago that Whitney was hot just because she was an in-shape blonde. My taste has refined over the years and she's really just a 6/10, and only because so many more women are fat/ugly now than they were in previous decades. Bryan could easily pull a hotter chick from jiu-jitsu class and I'm rooting for him to do so. Whitney carrying on like this is obscene.

>>18177760
It's going to be brutal no matter who he ends up with, it could be a 1/10 Paki shitter he flew in and has caged up and a woman would like her would still shriek with anger.

>>18176828
FUCK YOU WHITNEY NIGGERBURGER!!!

>>18177438
Happily married because I treat my wife with respect and pull my load.

>>18177760
Women don’t date single dads, he’s toast

>>18176503
Unironically, WOL has gotten substantially more listenable since he left

>>18176828
Midlife crisis is a hell of a drug man. Most women get plastic surgery and go on a business course, this wom*n upended her entire family, including her two young kids, for a 5/10 bartender.

>>18177870
You pull loads alright, right into your fat faggot face w/ mouth agape.

Oh my heckin’ GOSH, a woman is having sex with more than one man in her lifetime? I even heard tell that she got a *gasp* DIVORCE?!? What a harlot!

>>18177915
Unironically, yes. What's even the point?