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based AJ

>>18179572 (OP)
Is that what the Judgement Day looks like now? Wtf?

That was so stupid and yet I'm massively by entertained by it.
LET'S GO KAIRI

I hope Kairi does pic related again

PLEASE LORD

PLEASE PROTECT ROXY

WTF why are they pushing Kairi and not punishing her for her two botches?

Who is Kairi going to permanently injure tonight?

Need a video of that AJ bit.

AJ back on his shit

Spoilers: Kairi injures Roxanne

>>18179572 (OP)
Based segment

>>18179600
They finally figured out how to do entertaining segments again

liv died on the way back to her home planet

lmfao someone please screencap that

Piojo lurks this thread

>>18179572 (OP)
Kairi is about to kill Roxanne

>>18179572 (OP)
What have I missed guys

Kairi has a nice song

>>18179609
Both times weren't on her and wwe knows it

>Taylor Serrano 3

I hope El Grande Americano help Serrano learn to use some extra steel padding to keep her safe from those cheap headbutts.

>>18179609
>>18179610
>>18179623
>>18179636
Dmg Ctrl are just real shooters you mark

>>18179637
Roxanne is about to be out for 6 months

>>18179609
Those moves were not botches dork

>>18179637
>15 minute the oracle promo
>judgment day segment

Is kairi a demoman main

hopefully roxanne injures this bitch

>>18179609
Kairi was proven innocent in wrestler's court. Fraid so.

Place your bets.
>whats getting injured?
>how long is she out?

>>18179675
Roxxanne is ugly.

>>18179572 (OP)
Botch botch botch all night long

Sol needs to be on the main roster already

>>18179652
Need him to crush me with his arms

>>18179690
nah it's just your reflection on your monitor

KAIRI FUCKING SUCKS

Kairi botching like usual

Sloppy ahh match

Dogshit match so far

Kairi is so fucking washed

>>18179690
Better looking than Kairi thoughbeit.

TAG IN THE CHILD, KAIRI.

Injury when?

Who has the over / under for 17 botches in this one match? They’re up to at least 6 right now but I did take a piss might of missed something

Roxanne has to survive one more commercial break.

I went to pre-order my $80 H.E.R.B.I.E. popcorn/snack/drink holder today and was asked what type of man would show up on a Monday at 11am to do such a thing. Then we both laughed because it never happened who the fuck would do such a thing.

Saltiest match I've seen on raw in years, tf is going on with Kairi????

Kairi is a bad wrestler

>2 threads
Fucking retards

holy fuck these two are hot

>>18179646
*Second time

>>18179791
Flying elbow cannonball is good

>>18179806
They're both so small and tiny with no tits or ass. It's like watching teenage girls slap fight. We need mud.

>>18179807
Even then first time freed them of zoey stark.
It's a blessing she got injured.

Unironically, they need to change these tv matches because every match, the wrestlers are going through all of their stuff, leaving nothing for the big events.

>>18179817
Godless heathens

>>18179826
>It's like watching teenage girls slap fight.
exactly

I feel like Kairi always does her worst in the first couple of minutes of the match. It's kind of settled down now.

kino camera grab

KAIRI

>>18179844
I like it, it's cute.

>>18179826
Roxanne, no ass? What

ASUKA

Roxy's ass gets bigger every week

I'd double team Kairi

>>18179874
so do i

ASUKA LOOKS LIKE A HOT MOM

So Kairi and Asuka are going to be in the tag match at Evolution it seems

Asukas movements are so smooth.

They're trying their damndest with Kairi and I have no idea why

THEN
NOW
FOREVER

Kairi injured herself?

>>18179906
Because she's cute and the insane elbow looked fucking amazing in like 2017.

I hope Kabuki warriors don't come back. Asuka is way better solo

aw shit it's your cousin from Boston in the front row in Rhode Island tonight

where are they tonight?

how long till Iyo - Asuka - Kairi in a triple threat is the main event of night one (1) of wrestlemania?

>>18179906
Probably to make up for taking her out of the queen of the ring thing after Zoey kwabbed

Jackie has a pimple

>>18179942
Rogue Island

>>18179951
This will never happen.

>>18179889
>Roxy's ass gets bigger every week
And my dick gets harder every week

>Seth stable does a good segment for once
>Kino JD segment with funny shit
>Good heels vs faces match
Is this the best Raw of 2025 so far?

Jackie is a leaf and therefore gets the rake

>Scarlet anything to say

I think they speak for themselves.

>>18179957
crowd is shit out there

Scarlett has a very square jaw

>>18179959
live a little

Scarlett got 7 seconds of air time tonight and I’m happy

>Bad Guys 2
>"Meet the Bad Girls"
>No one concerned they're fucking talking animals

>>18179951
Keep dreaming bugcel

Why are the Raw threads so slow now? Has Triple Nose run off the smarks?

Why are they dressing up as the MIgos now kek

Jackie got mogged

>>18180013
boo boo. enjoy being miserable

Maika will be in RAW next year

>>18179980
>"No."
Wow, such scintillating repartee.

>Kill Tony
>Englewood, NJ

ha ha ha ha ha. Awesome get.

Did they spoil Sol and Zaria as NXT team for Evolution or it was announced last week?

*Is a fantastic professional wrestler*

>>18180024
Sometimes I wish my gf wasn't an A cup bros....

Kabuki warriors are back. I’m happy

These nips are pretty funny

>>18180046
wait she said something?

>EVORRRUTION
>JUDGEMENTARRR DAY

Kabuki Warriorsbros we're so fucking back

>>18179896
She is a hot mom.

>>18180063
Already got announced earlier

I know we all make fun of Charles for being horse faced but holy fuck this Bella bitch is a Clydesdale

>>18180080
Asuka is turning on Kairi.
I can't stand it but, it's true.

Well they had a fucking graphic for it

>>18180046
She would be perfect for a 10 vs 1 piss fueled gangbang

Nikki doesn't even look human anymore

>I FEAR NOTHING IN THE WOMEN'S DIVISION
>UNLESS IT'S MY DANCER EX-HUSBAND

>>18180119
Why the long face?

>>18179842
They make it work

>>18179973
Gross ass barely even human. Why do women in the big 2025 still have no ass?

most plastic pipe ever!

>>18180131
>mogged scarlett.png
>not Jackie Mirrin'.png

>>18180098
Is she really black??

kurt angle's son sighted

>>18180128
Nikki used to be such a doll. 'Tis a shame modern women feel the need to get bogged to appear their immediate social circles.

>>18180163
Quarterblack

>WWFC in Naked Gun
>It's going to happen

>>18180163
100% caucasoid

>Kross Push
Is this real lads?

>>18180161
Nah.

>>18180063
They definitely didn't mention anything online prior to Cole saying that.

providence looking like a zoo, more entertaining than the show

Wtf is sami doing
>>18180068
Real

>says he's going to hit you in the head
>hits you in the ribs

>>18180193
Sami will put over anyone. He tries too hard to be the modern Foley.

hipster mick foley

Zami going kino lol

>>18180213
lick

Anybody catch that guy rubbing his hands all over Scarlet's back??? I wonder what'll happen if you grabbed a female wrestler's ass or boobs

man sami sucks

>>18180202
He said it twice and they have a graphic ready. If they're spoiling it, they obviously don't care.

>>18180132
confirmed: ivy nile, stephanie vaquer, nikki bella, nia jax
almost certainly because they are on the poster but not in an actual match: kiana james, candice lerae, alba fyre, zelina vega, piper niven, natalya, jaida parker, maxxine dupri, b-fab, michin, giulia
michelle mccool and brie bella have said they have not been contacted by WWE for it yet as recently as last week, could change or could be a work

dont care about Cross but Scarlett makes my peepee hard

>>18180211
I'll only believe that when he lets a clown into his life

>>18180193
Nope, he's getting buried because he just attacked Sami with a pipe and yet Sami is still going to have a full match

>>18180213
SNIFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

>>18180204
KWABJ (Kek What A Based Joshi)

>>18180207
I've noticed this too wtf is wrong with booking?

This shit is padding so much time...

>>18180221
was it the retarded guy that keeps trying to touch the wrestlers

Sami has to turn heel right? This underdog shit is getting way too fucking old

BAU BAU BAU

WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF

so this is gonna be a sqaush match right

BAU BAU

>Scarlett was literally the cover of AAA's youtube channel for the longest time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ffrXk1cfvug

I think this song has been used before.
First for Bron.

I miss Brons original NXT theme.

BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

>>18180226
What if nia just shoot heems them all?

>>18180237
>sami and Lyra turn heel
Damn they’re running out of faces.

BAU BAU

I'm gonna need Sami to drop this underdog gimmick real fucking soon bros....

they need to put the world title on bron right now
i REALLY DO NOT want to wait for seth to eventually get it and then for them to build and draw out a whole betrayal arc
i don't give a FUCK, put it on this dime generator RIGHT NOW

I like the push for Bron but his natural interviews are even better with Taker
>I'M PUMPED I'M HYPED I'M DOING RECORDS AT THE TRYOUT
>Triple H pulls him aside "Uh, you haven't said anything for three hours are you okay? We're all kind of worried."
>"...oh."

>>18180245
30+ million views
dayum

God I hate Sami so much.
>Crawls to the ring
>"I've got to do this! Allah AKBAR!

>>18180241
Le heckin' noooooooooooo!

Super Sami is going to win this match.

He's gonna jewberg zami like it's 1997

>>18180257
He's nothing without it

LOOK AT HIM
LOOK AT HIM

>BREAKING: Roxanne Perez is reporting severe pain in her ribs and is being escorted to a hospital near Amica Mutual Pavilion for an MRI, per source
another one bites the dust

BRONN DONT DO IT THERE'S EXPLOSIVES UNDER SAMI'S BANDAGES

Sami is going to die (for palestine)

is bron getting buried kek?

Sami fuck your ribs, do a Dempsey Roll

If Bron loses safe to say it's over for him

>>18180237
Will he finally get a haircut and a beard trim and go back to looking like a chad when he turns heel?

>>18180241
realistically it should be but sami is of course gonna go 50/50 and bron will barely eke out a win

>>18180259
He's got another 20 years to go. What's the rush?

kek what a BUM

>>18180251
we would like that
based battle cow

HES A BUM!!!

Bron wants to be his father so hard and lacks what he and freakzilla had

HE'S PATHETIC
HE'S A BUM

Bron out there shootin'

I'm starting to think the "Unpredictable Badass" is one of the worst nicknames in the history of our sport.

MAMA ZAYN LOOK AT YOUR BOY NOW

>>18180278
He's not cutting his beard kek

>>18180272
Lies

this is islamophobic desu

HE'S A BUUUUUUUUM

>>18180282
i want him to win it when he's still in his 20's and is in his athletic peak

I DON'T KNOW WHY YOU IDIOTS CHEER FOR HIM! HE SUPPORTS PALESTINE!

Bron is playing up sounding like Scotty, right? I swear if I close my eyes, I'd think that was Scotty hollering in the ring.

excellent match so far

Sami shoot bodies Bron irl

When Sami finally finishes the story and wins the WWF championships at Wrestlemania y'all are gonna be real fucking mad

>>18180286
His dad pretty much told him "you've got the genes, you just need to embrace yelling random shit and you've got a job for a few years."

>>18180226
needs more girls from NXT

>>18180289
Says you posting the Mewtwo-Shaped Girl

>>18180292
Just trim it down to stop looking like a hobo. Go back to NXT Zayn

>Kross being mentioned ad infinitum
Feels good, man. He's finally getting a push.

>>18180284
Queen Nia please sit on my face

>>18180300
He probably gets told every week to act more like Scotty

>>18180300
He's been that way since NXT. It's just his voice.

>>18180284
I thought we hated her for being a dangerous shitter?

>Scrappy muslim freedom fighter vs. American backed by a jew
Where have I seen this before?

magic hobo time

HE'S BRONNING OUT

Another episode of "Canadian thinks he's a sand person"

BAU BAU BAU BAU

IT'S BRONNING TIEM

FUCKING
DESTROYED

SOMEONE STOP THE DAMN MATCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

STOP THE DAMN MATCH

The referee is an Israeli agent

Sami has died....he's now with his underage virgin wives in Heaven

>ONE MORE TIME

What?

who is chad?

Going a bit long imo but otherwise this is exactly what I wanted from these guys. Dimes.

>>18180309
tbdesu if they get tatum in the battle royal, with her jaida and sol on the show they already have 90% of the women's dimes in NXT there

BAU BAU BAU BAU BAU BAU BAU BAU BAU BAU BAU BAU BAU BAU BAU BAU BAU BAU BAU

BY GAWD BY GAWD BY GAWD

FUCK SAMI ZAYN

>ONE MORE TIME
>ONE MORE TIME
BASED CROWD

>>18180309
I hate Es booking. How tf are bitches from NXT taking the fight to world champions

>>18180335
referee chad patton

Wtf why didn’t allah help sami?!?!

bron is so based

BAU BAU BAU BAU BAU

This is all you have to do with Bron. Just put him in the ring with an ethnic, religious, or sexual minority and have him steam roll them. Instant dimes.

>>18180318
Stop noticing things.

>>18180316
She's been great since she returned and a lot of us really want to fuck her now.

Based Bron
Fuck Sami Zayn

bron is nerfing his spear really hard and it makes it look WAY worse than it used to be

>>18180350
Fuwawa floofies…

>>18180353
He's 5'6.

>>18180353
It's how they got him over in the first place

>>18180353
THANK YOU HUNTER
>clap clap clapclapclap*

>>18180362
you need glasses anon

Based af

>>18180360
Yeah I noticed too. Maybe the boys were complaining he was being too snug?

>>18180316
Nia hate is cringe bia.

>>18180316
i'm a big fan despite that and i'm also a big fan of kairi who she KWABbed
love an element of danger in a match

>>18180357
She should go back to clubbing bitches again. Imagine a shoot between her and Timothy. Has she given her a receipt yet?

ANOTHER Pearce segment!

>>18180353
And people complain that Triple K doesn't know how to book.

>>18180350
flat is justice

>>18180357
That's a big girl

>bayley/lyra have a good match
>dead crowd
>kairi/roxanne have a botch fest
>hot crowd
y

NO POP FOR THE FLOP RAIDERS
NO POP FOR THE NEW FUMBLE

New Day straight up ripping off Chelsea.

zesty day and the fridge raiders

Heel New Day just ended up being 3x as worse as before the turn.

Sami getting squashed…based. He should take a shower and hit the weights.

>>18180383
Everyone saw it

>>18180362
stars out of five!

>>18180383
Wow it's almost as if being pretty is the most important factor for women pop

I like when the heels back each other up like that

WHERE'S THAT REFEREE

Based Becko liking other heels

Becky is so fucking hot. I can't stand it.

Why are joshis always so superior to western women?

Bore Raiders and New Day are equally shit tag teams

>Happy Gilmore 2
>not playing in theaters
Grim.

>>18180383
>matches
Who gives a shit, it's all about being dimes

>>18180375
no, nia clearly shoot adores tiffany, i doubt she would do that
i actually think that's why she has been taking shots at charlotte whenever she can lately, because charlotte tried to bury tiffany after nia mentored her and spent so long putting her over

>>18180350
back to /vt/ aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

>Not even boos for Big E
New Day is dead

>>18180402
I wish I knew.

>funko pop video package

What?

>>18180402
Japanese women haven’t been corrupted by feminism

>>18180401
You find emaciated ghouls from Fallout attractive?

becky is so boring, she could suck the new day in the ring and there would still be crickets

>>18180383
roxanne and kairi had a WWE match in WWE
the hog and hogan connection (ft bayley) have AEW matches in WWE

>>18180418
Hyper Misao is a feminist

JD's head is so fucking big kek

>>18180401
She finally looked hot for the first time in a loooooong time. But the ass is never coming back I'm afraid.

kairi sane should be the new spokeswoman for slim jim and every time they say "SNAP into a slim jim" it does the ACK noise

>>18180372
When else has she shot on bitches
https://youtu.be/gWrzHBpEnYE?si=ES5xx3B5e4v2F1nd
Idk it does seem kinda cool and actually makes her character believable imo.

>>18180408
War raiders are great but for some reason triple nose wants to keep the the tag division full of manlets.

>>18180383
>>bayley/lyra have a good match
they never had a good match, it was just the commentators shilling how much of an instant classic it was

>>18180414
It's a mystery

>>18180382
For you

>>18180402
>>18180414
Genetics and proper upbringing.

These JD packages are so weird. Are they planning to turn him or what? I think they missed the opportunity if that was the case.

Did seth dress becky today

>>18180432
Cut your nails nigga

new >>18180436

>>18180429
>those tattoos
Genuinely repulsed. She got a stupid dog on her thigh. Disgusting.

>>18180421
kairi had a match with penta

Only the first hour. Feels like 3 hours already.

>>18180424
source?

Wow, look at all those shows I WON'T be watching.

>>18180383
>Good match

>>18180429
Why don't women like this into wrestling?

time to mute the TV

>>18180456
Me on the right

>>18180438
I, for one, look forward to the confidence inspiring games of Shino

>McDonut promo package during ad break
grim

Time to unzip my pants

>Becky Lynch segment
TV Muted

>>18180461
SAAR

>becky on mic
muted

Why does this bitch get screen time every SINGLE NIGHT since WrestleMania?!

Iyo barely got 10% as much time as she has in this year alone.

>>18180421
>the hog and hogan connection
KWAB