>>18182207
Elon dying right now would be the funniest possible thing that could happen with him right now.
>Leftoids concocting insane conspiracy theories about him getting read to blow the whistle
>Rightoids concocting insane conspiracy theories about leftoids killing him over him getting ready to expose the deepstate
>5% of all women claiming to have had Elon's child
>Hundreds of families being torn apart by women lying and saying they cheated on their husbands with Elon to get some of his money
>Trump saying he's glad he's gone
>Trump supporters martyring him as a saint of Trumpism
>Libshits going back to sucking Tesla and X's cock now that they aren't chudpilled, despite Elon's successor being more rightwing than he ever was
>SpaceX shooting up rockets that explode even more regularly
>Grimes and Kanye releasing a tribute album
