Thread 18180961

Bro watching this shit live is torture. They just pad shit out to fill up time.

#5 ackshually

I would let Rhea peg me until I cum handsfree every day for 27 years

Rhea is winning unless something fucks up the match in a DQ....

They already showed their ass that Asuka is going back to the tag division so Rheawinslol

This is one shit hype package

>>18180961 (OP)
I got a give them credit, they're good at making these hype packages that make it look like they actually did a good job building to the match.

Holy shit today’s roster is grim. All scrawny midgets that need to hit the gym. 70 year old Hogan could come off the couch right now and be the biggest draw and would be in better shape.

>>18180961 (OP)
Should be gamethread #5 but whatever

>>18180979
She isn't even that hot wtf

I will be laughing at Iyo when she loses.

>>18180981
I hope so. Bianca interferes please

>>18180972
It really do be like that

When is Americano gonna show up?

not looking good for iyo tbqh

Something looks different about him but I don't know what it is

Bayley needs to win the IC belt and get a push as positive reinforcement for her new attitude when it comes to ring attire

Who is interfering the Iyo vs Rhea match?
No way Rhea wins before Summerslam and before Iyo has at least 2 different challengers that are not Rhea

Iyo is the most beautiful woman on planet Earth.

>>18180988
That's all WWE is good for, their stupid recap packages. Makes even the cringest shit appear halfway decent

>>18180965
iyo successfully defended at mania, remember she was the champion going in, she didn't win the belt there

Good video package. Iyo gotta win otherwise her reign was pointless

Where's El grande?!

EL GRANDE AMERICANO

That's my Grande Americano!

>>18181001
now

>>18181013
I've climaxed to pictures of her smiling

>>18180996
That's sort of secondary

>>18181018
helping ICE deport a bunch of wetbacks

Do you think Rhea and her big ass are going over?

Americano!

BASED GRANDE

That's clearly not Gable

>>18181006
Americano got that bone lengthening surgery. He had a fast recovery.

>>18181007
Nah that shit needs to be dropped for Vaquer without any involvement from Becky, Lyra or Bailey

>>18181009
asuka

kino package

Ludwig is a joke now. Shameful

>he's actually GRANDE now
I mean..

>>18180972
>Bro watching this shit live is torture. They just pad shit out to fill up time.
They gave up when TKO took over. Every episode of RAW and Smackdown is just
>entrance music
>entrance music
>same matches
>same angles
and the needle only moves at the next PPV and it moves slightly. Logically speaking there is no reason to watch any RAW or Smackdown that is not right before or right after a PPV. Everything inbetween is filler

DIMES DIMES DIMES

EL KAISER MEXICANO

>>18181018
he's literally RIGHT THERE

Why does grande walk like that? Also he seem to have grown a couple inches in height.

Chad got tall as hell wtf

Hold on a minute El Grande became ZESTY

El Venti Americano

This gimmick is over with me, brother

>>18181035
Show needed a midcard comedy jobber now that Gable is on the shelf

kek based steiner

how the fuck did El Grande America got fucking taller? What the fuck is this horseshit

>no pops
>No heat
El Grande is dead and not dimes

>>18181016
oh yea i forgot damn it just feels like its been forever :(

>signature gait and posture from being assfucked by a tranny
Yep that's Ludwig

EL SEÑOR KAISER

Is it true that cats give you brain worms?

How Iyo is living in america since 2017 and still can't speak english?

Hearing Cole talk about this Grande Americano shit made me turn this off

>>18180986
i think the kabukis in the evolution match is just a one time thing, they wouldn't build singles kairi so much if it wasn't and asuka is clearly gonna feud with iyo as a heel building to summerslam

KAISER AMERICANOOOOOOOO MEXICANOOOOOOO

>>18181045
I popped

this show is for mental patients

>Gable's EGA mask said American Made
>Kaiser's says El Grande Americano

>>18181038
But you'll sit here and watch and complain every week anyway.

>>18181027
Is that actual ass or pawg straps?

>>18181024
Bugcel

>>18181049
*monster poo*

>>18181070
Grade A Beef

>>18181059
Sounds like /pol/cel shit.

>>18181006
He got a clue and gained height. You can do it too.

You’re in my way. In life.

>>18181060
You know who has exceptional pronunciation? Giulia. Unfortunately, she's also the least over of the nip women. It hurts.

>>18181060
English is one of the hardest languages to learn

>>18181050
Leave the reddit humor in reddit.

>>18181060
Her English is fine.

Post your face when there's the inevitable El Grande Americano vs El Grande Americano match

Man el Grande got extremely zesty all of a sudden

>>18181049
EXPONENTIAL IMPACT

>>18181059
Yes, the brain worms also get into your balls and eat your sperm.

I love my kitty too much to get rid of him. He is my only friend.

Who should be el hijo de el grande americano jr 3? If Bron wasn't in a faction I would say him

>>18181071
I've also tapped countless times to Kamala, Sarah Palim, Betsy Devos, and Ivory.

I thought Rhea and Iyo were friends

>>18181083
fuck you nigger I don't ever go on plebbit

So apparently Tyler Perry is a homo who was trying to get in some dude's pants.

Alicia Taylor introduces Dragonnn LEAH.

>Dragon Lee
>is not Asian
Fuck this shit

>>18181049
he should be Bron's manager for awhile

>>18181078
https://www.reddit.com/r/science/comments/1lfohvk/scientists_discover_that_brain_parasite/

Dragon Lee needs a new theme

>Cody has Ricky Saints on the podcast
Going to be a rough day for AEWtists

Goddamit Corey kek

ALEX JONES MENTIONED

Is Punk due to appear tonight?

>>18181060
Getting rid of an accent can be a bitch

>>18180979
You're gay

kek Ales Jones eternally BTFO

>>18181095
Based Joshi snatcher

>>18181106
Dragon Lee needs a new job

>>18181106
>I'M BREAKING NECKS AND I'M WILDIN OUT

kaiser can't really do the lucha shit like gable could

>Alex Jones mention
Oh dear

>>18181050
he got beefed up by the Big Beatiful Bill. Trump is turning wrestlers huge again!

SPOILERS: El Grande Americano is Hulk Hogan

Holy shit, this is one horrible Raw. Cannot wait for All In this Saturday, gonna be nothing but SICKO bangers

El Grande Americano does not have an ass that flat...

>>18181095
Friends...or something more...

>>18181095
They are? All the booking has been face stuff
>i respect you!!!! may the better woman win!!

Kaiser cant wrestle this style at all

Fell asleep what the FUCK did I miss?

>>18181124
Is that actually kaiser?

Grande is so great

>>18181132
Shut up Trev, no one is watching that shit at 3 on a fucking Saturday.

>>18181140
Busty Bayleys bouncing bazongas

Kaiser is great as Grande. He needs to start saying "Danke You!"

>>18181081
IIRC Giulia was born in London, moved to Japan, and went to a fancy private school, so she probably grew up speaking English, Italian, and Japanese.

>>18181139
It's impressive that he's even trying

kek based Corey and Cole saving this sloppy match

>>18181140
Literally nothing. It's Raw.

>>18181032
ok well it has to come off of one of them to put it on vaq
the best realistic possibility is bayley winning, getting a filler defense against ivy nile or some shit, then dropping to vaq at summerslam

>>18181140
Bron Breakker shot on Sami Zayn and killed him

>>18181139
Kaiser somewhat attempting this style before falling back on his usual wrestling to win would be dimes

He sounds German

why is grande americano speaking german

Kaiser just don't got it. Gable is the only one charismatic to pull it off. I need my shorty G. Has he escaped the chinese sperm milking factory yet?

Cole vs Graves is how commentary should be done

They are taking jabs at each other like Jerry Lawler and Jr. Meanwhile you have Joe and Wade who are just sucking each other off doing basic commentary that's boring as fuck

>>18181137
Rhea has yellow fever, she can't keep her hands off Japanese meat

>>18181168
>>18181169
Why are you so racist?

EL MEJOR LUCHADORE DEL MUNDO

TOO MANY FUCKING COMMERCIAL BREAKS

>>18181157
He should just wrestle as Kaiser. Do the Kaiser roll and all. Nobody will care if he does lucha libre stuff

>>18181170
Why are they keeping him there?
In the factory I mean

Oof.

>>18181169
his real name is dr. wagner

Corey Graves is so much better than Pat MacAfee

>>18181060
the only japanese wrestler in any american company that can speak respectable english is tozawa

>>18181152
proof?

Kaiser's mannerisms fit well though. Not a great technical match since Lee is a shitter and Kaiser can't do Lucha, but entertaining.

>>18181193
Zesty americano

>>18181189
Chinese Eugenics program 3 child policy.

>>18181174
>>18181095
Do you think they shower together after the show?

>>18181193
>grassy ass

>>18181169
He picked it up touring around the world and shitposting in krautchan

>Trump's America is replacing hispanics with White men
Based

>>18181189
Super Soldier program

>People say El Grande is Gable
baka

People were saying kaiser got over because he had more charisma than da vinci but where's his charisma now?

>>18181192
Yeah but that's like saying it's so much better to be spit on than pissed on.

dragon lee's gear is sick

the fucking commentary on this match is fucking dimes top kek I can't stop laughing
Based Corey eternally burying Pat

He needs to say GRACIASSSS

Hulk Hogan is in the ICU on a ventilator after heart surgery complications. He doesn’t have much longer. Everyone say their prayers, brother.

>>18181192
Graves can be an annoying cunt sometimes but I appreciate his humor, where he'll just casually mention something and let you put it together. McAfee on the other hand has to screech the "joke" at you then continuously keep screeching it over and over because loud is funny.

>>18181144
yes it's kaiser
he was lurking in the background of an american made segment where they announced gable was injured and then he came out dressed as EGA at the end of the segment

Axiom is the only passable yuro luchador

>>18181208
You tell me.

>>18181214
Jewish man you mean you dumb nigger

He did the Naito

>>18181233
He'll kick out, certainly.

woah

>>18181106
t. not walking through the flames

NO MAMES

>>18181253
he has naito's boots

>>18181249
luchadores arent jews anon

NO MAMES

>>18181233
He will no sell it as usual

>>18181262
And his finisher is Destino

>>18181227
The fact that Corey's brother is a luchador makes his commentary on these matches dimes

>>18181207
>>18181217
Makes sense

That was nice

Americano is still undefeated in singles matches right?

Do the merch stands really sell the mask as “Gable’s mask”

>>18181233
not even death can get over the Hulkster, he'll kick out from the reaper's finisher and bury him with the big leg drop brother!

>>18181233
enough with the fake news

TOP KEK THAT HEADBUTT

Another easy win for EL GOATO AMERICANO

GRACIAS

Jobber Lee

reddit HATES this gimmick

I'm going to vote Triple H as worst booker of the year.

>>18181280
Looked like Ilja's Torpedo Moscow

AMERICANO KEEPS WINNING

EL KAISER AMERICANO

LMAO that goat headbutt

Kaiser did better on this role than I thought he would

>>18181238
mariah may looks like THAT?

Can’t wait for more of my wife wearing this

add subtitles ADD SUBTITLES

The white man marches on

What's a "mochi"

Dralistico > Misitico > Dragon Lee

EL GRANDE NAZI

CERO MIEDO

>hijo de puta

This a slur right? it's like motherfucker or something?

>Heyman speaking Spanish

toppest fucking kek

>I don’t even know what you just said
lmfao Bron is hilarious

crazy how Raw's biggest star was created in AEW

It's insane how over Penta is on WWE considering he was a midcard jobber in AEW

what the fuck did heyman just call him

PUTA

Bron just hating is very funny

that was an extremely political backstage segment

>Paul Heyman saying hijo de puta
LMAO
>>18181311
It means son of a bitch kek

how strong is CERO MIEDO in the power rankings

too many ads i hate niggers

>>18181233
Take him quickly God, amen

Bron sounds like he's having fun today. Getting an awful lot of talking segments too.

>>18181311
Son of a bitch

>>18181289
Wrong.

Paul's Spanish is breddy gud!

Oh look it's Karen and his wife that has a head shape from Minecraft

>>18181316
Kinda like certain WCW stars after the good ole boys buried them with the help of bitchshoff

MASSIVE POP FOR KROSS

>>18181233
Wait until he starts hulking up!

>>18181340
Not really no.

people are saying El Grande is Ilja Dragunov?

>What do I have to say for myself?
>The Sami Zayn comedy show is fucking canceled! You're welcome.

you ma lil boo thang
so i don't give a hoot whatcha do say girl like ooooo

>kross push
Is this actually happening lads?

>>18181340
Every time I see this webm my dick pops when her nips start getting hard.

Stop getting yourself over Kross they'll send you back to main event (the show)

>>18181301

I want to be smothered by them tittays

WE WANT KROSS

>>18181340
horchatta milkies

>>18181326
I'd say close to the strongest in the midcard, enough to play with the big ones so that's why he gets the matches

I need a bimbo wife like Scarlett

>>18181233
Nahh fuck that racist cracka.

damn US network broadcasts missing this is wack

Reddit Kross yaaaaay

>>18181334
Pretty much describes the Yankwabs after the 2004 playoffs

WE WANT KROSS
WE WANT KROSS
WE WANT KROSS

>>18181326
top 10?

The top 5 power rankings in WWE curently are

>#1) Cody Rhodes
>#2) Gunther
>#3) Cena
>#4) Seth
>#5) Jacob

>>18181350
he's not freaky enough for that

KROSSTERS, OUR BOY IS GETTING A GIGAPUSH!

Nice

>>18181369
Contrarian faggot kys

i guess he's got his contract. good for him, he earned it. let's see what kind of push he gets

I couldn't see the Kross segment because of ads, what happened?

KROSSCHADS....IT'S FINALLY OUR TURN, 10 YEARS IN THE MAKING.

Kross is over brother he's ready

Kross is lowkey what CM Punk was before the 2011 cena feud, he just needs to put on the ring work and take bumps

She's trying her best

please watch evolution

Why does this simp shove his dimeless wife in everything, he's a taller cawdy

>>18181354
Not a push if it's only happening during Netflix commercial breaks.

>>18181372
im convinced theres a paid crowd in between the regular one

The fact that WWE airs ad breaks over back stage segments is absolutely fucking soulless.

Dammm based Kross manhandling Scarlett

I like Kross because he totally aspires to have the energy and appeal of an old school pro wrestler, and that's pretty respectable

MI VIEJA WE

VAQWAY

>>18181388
People started chanting "we want Kross", he said "you got me!", cut a nice promo about harassing Sami then kissed his bimbo wife

AVA BROS

YUCK

Yoooooo a woman has an ass??? Sheeeeesh that's rizz frfr

They should have all of Kross's segments take place during the US commercial breaks.

The Evolution card is actually pretty good though

EL CULO BRANCO DE CHILE!

GOONTAH

Kross gonna destroy Scarlett pussy tonight

alright fuck you paul i'll watch your trash womeme show

I hope Karrion doesn't Kross the line this time.

heil gunther o/

>>18181411
>I like Kross because he totally aspires to have the energy and appeal of an old school pro wrestler
yeah but he's not one, so that makes him a poser

I'm 99% sure Ava only got the NXT GM job because The Rock is her dad

>>18181422
renders making women look ugly episode #3838

>>18181415
Stop making fun of my goddess

>>18181422
Beautiful samoan/black/latina woman

The only interesting match in evolution is Becky vs Lyra vs Bayley right?

>>18181434
o/

Kaiser should have came out with Gunther

>>18181437
one of the best we got doing that nonetheless. gunther too

the bron breakker promo on sami was better and funnier than all the kross promos about sami being a liar or whatever

my boy Goontz is getting reactions for just appearing

>>18181422
i'm surprised ava hasn't pushed for a new render if they're still using this one, she lost a ton of weight and looks way better these days

>>18181445
that doesnt sound interesting at all anon...

>>18181438
You can't prove that

Based downie and based spic midget in the front row on the right side of the walkway

>>18181422
I love how the Rock gave his 22 year old daughter a 6 figure job as General Manager of NXT.

>>18181438
well damn you think so? idk anon i think its because shes the only person on earth who can do what shes does for nxt!!

>>18181422
This is the woman who is swiping no on you on dating apps.

>>18181438
True. She's hot though so, I don't care.

>Gunther going on FOX News
He really is a heel

>>18181438
NO SHIT SHERLOCK

>>18181437
So he should be a lazy shitter because he's in a lazy shitty era? Come on

>>18181445
i think literally every other match sounds more interesting
actually jade vs naomi is worse nevermind

Where’s buddy.

new >>18181469

>>18181445
yeah it's gonna be an instant classic, no one will expect the triple draw

>>18181456
I'm personally interested in seeing what Bayley will be wearing

Gunther needs to do this on every entrance

>>18181445
Nah, it's actually the 4way tag match with the kabuki warriors.

>>18181445
no, our nubian queen Sol Ruca will be in a match.

BILL GOLDBERG

Gunther better go over Goldberg I swear to fuck

>>18181462
kek i havent seen barneyfag in a while i wonder if hes still sniffing around

BASED

>>18181440
Hey it's Stephanie!

Oldberg is already gassed lmao

is that the same spot where sneed tsunami'd seth onto a car?????

OLDBERG
OLDBERG
OLDBERG
OLDBERG

kinda based but there was no smoke so it was a work

>>18181489
No way he's losing that belt to a 60 year old.

>Goldberg is already winded from that
This is going to be a disaster.

WHO IS GOING THROUGH THE SLIM JIM TABLE TONIGHT!?

Gunther knows to stay away from the original botch master.

>>18181546
gunther hard carrying oldberg through their match.

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, PLACE YOUR BETS!

>>18181103
Just a bunch of doomposting. Nothing will happen.

>>18181488
wrong gif idiot.

>>18181462
kys
https://derpibooru.org/2065473