Bro watching this shit live is torture. They just pad shit out to fill up time.
I would let Rhea peg me until I cum handsfree every day for 27 years
Rhea is winning unless something fucks up the match in a DQ....
They already showed their ass that Asuka is going back to the tag division so Rheawinslol
This is one shit hype package
>>18180961 (OP)I got a give them credit, they're good at making these hype packages that make it look like they actually did a good job building to the match.
Holy shit todayโs roster is grim. All scrawny midgets that need to hit the gym. 70 year old Hogan could come off the couch right now and be the biggest draw and would be in better shape.
>>18180961 (OP)Should be gamethread #5 but whatever
>>18180979She isn't even that hot wtf
I will be laughing at Iyo when she loses.
>>18180981I hope so. Bianca interferes please
>>18180972It really do be like that
When is Americano gonna show up?
not looking good for iyo tbqh
Something looks different about him but I don't know what it is
Bayley needs to win the IC belt and get a push as positive reinforcement for her new attitude when it comes to ring attire
Who is interfering the Iyo vs Rhea match?
No way Rhea wins before Summerslam and before Iyo has at least 2 different challengers that are not Rhea
Iyo is the most beautiful woman on planet Earth.
>>18180988That's all WWE is good for, their stupid recap packages. Makes even the cringest shit appear halfway decent
>>18180965iyo successfully defended at mania, remember she was the champion going in, she didn't win the belt there
Good video package. Iyo gotta win otherwise her reign was pointless
That's my Grande Americano!
>>18181013I've climaxed to pictures of her smiling
>>18180996That's sort of secondary
>>18181018helping ICE deport a bunch of wetbacks
Do you think Rhea and her big ass are going over?
>>18181006Americano got that bone lengthening surgery. He had a fast recovery.
>>18181007Nah that shit needs to be dropped for Vaquer without any involvement from Becky, Lyra or Bailey
Ludwig is a joke now. Shameful
>he's actually GRANDE now
I mean..
>>18180972>Bro watching this shit live is torture. They just pad shit out to fill up time.They gave up when TKO took over. Every episode of RAW and Smackdown is just
>entrance music>entrance music>same matches>same anglesand the needle only moves at the next PPV and it moves slightly. Logically speaking there is no reason to watch any RAW or Smackdown that is not right before or right after a PPV. Everything inbetween is filler
>>18181018he's literally RIGHT THERE
Why does grande walk like that? Also he seem to have grown a couple inches in height.
Chad got tall as hell wtf
Hold on a minute El Grande became ZESTY
This gimmick is over with me, brother
>>18181035Show needed a midcard comedy jobber now that Gable is on the shelf
how the fuck did El Grande America got fucking taller? What the fuck is this horseshit
>no pops
>No heat
El Grande is dead and not dimes
>>18181016oh yea i forgot damn it just feels like its been forever :(
>signature gait and posture from being assfucked by a tranny
Yep that's Ludwig
Is it true that cats give you brain worms?
How Iyo is living in america since 2017 and still can't speak english?
Hearing Cole talk about this Grande Americano shit made me turn this off
>>18180986i think the kabukis in the evolution match is just a one time thing, they wouldn't build singles kairi so much if it wasn't and asuka is clearly gonna feud with iyo as a heel building to summerslam
KAISER AMERICANOOOOOOOO MEXICANOOOOOOO
this show is for mental patients
>Gable's EGA mask said American Made
>Kaiser's says El Grande Americano
>>18181038But you'll sit here and watch and complain every week anyway.
>>18181027Is that actual ass or pawg straps?
>>18181059Sounds like /pol/cel shit.
>>18181006He got a clue and gained height. You can do it too.
Youโre in my way. In life.
>>18181060You know who has exceptional pronunciation? Giulia. Unfortunately, she's also the least over of the nip women. It hurts.
>>18181060English is one of the hardest languages to learn
>>18181050Leave the reddit humor in reddit.
>>18181060Her English is fine.
Post your face when there's the inevitable El Grande Americano vs El Grande Americano match
Man el Grande got extremely zesty all of a sudden
>>18181049EXPONENTIAL IMPACT
>>18181059Yes, the brain worms also get into your balls and eat your sperm.
I love my kitty too much to get rid of him. He is my only friend.
Who should be el hijo de el grande americano jr 3? If Bron wasn't in a faction I would say him
>wow raiding gear lvl 130
>>18181071I've also tapped countless times to Kamala, Sarah Palim, Betsy Devos, and Ivory.
I thought Rhea and Iyo were friends
>>18181083fuck you nigger I don't ever go on plebbit
So apparently Tyler Perry is a homo who was trying to get in some dude's pants.
Alicia Taylor introduces Dragonnn LEAH.
>Dragon Lee
>is not Asian
Fuck this shit
>>18181049he should be Bron's manager for awhile
>>18181078https://www.reddit.com/r/science/comments/1lfohvk/scientists_discover_that_brain_parasite/
Dragon Lee needs a new theme
>Cody has Ricky Saints on the podcast
Going to be a rough day for AEWtists
Is Punk due to appear tonight?
>>18181060Getting rid of an accent can be a bitch
>German larping as an American larping as a Mexican
kek Ales Jones eternally BTFO
>>18181095Based Joshi snatcher
>>18181106Dragon Lee needs a new job
>>18181106>I'M BREAKING NECKS AND I'M WILDIN OUT
kaiser can't really do the lucha shit like gable could
>Alex Jones mention
Oh dear
>>18181050he got beefed up by the Big Beatiful Bill. Trump is turning wrestlers huge again!
>...There were two Undertakers.
SPOILERS: El Grande Americano is Hulk Hogan
Holy shit, this is one horrible Raw. Cannot wait for All In this Saturday, gonna be nothing but SICKO bangers
El Grande Americano does not have an ass that flat...
>>18181095Friends...or something more...
>>18181095They are? All the booking has been face stuff
>i respect you!!!! may the better woman win!!
Kaiser cant wrestle this style at all
Fell asleep what the FUCK did I miss?
>>18181124Is that actually kaiser?
>>18181132Shut up Trev, no one is watching that shit at 3 on a fucking Saturday.
>>18181140Busty Bayleys bouncing bazongas
Kaiser is great as Grande. He needs to start saying "Danke You!"
>>18181081IIRC Giulia was born in London, moved to Japan, and went to a fancy private school, so she probably grew up speaking English, Italian, and Japanese.
>>18181139It's impressive that he's even trying
kek based Corey and Cole saving this sloppy match
>>18181140Literally nothing. It's Raw.
>>18181032ok well it has to come off of one of them to put it on vaq
the best realistic possibility is bayley winning, getting a filler defense against ivy nile or some shit, then dropping to vaq at summerslam
>>18181140Bron Breakker shot on Sami Zayn and killed him
>>18181139Kaiser somewhat attempting this style before falling back on his usual wrestling to win would be dimes
why is grande americano speaking german
Kaiser just don't got it. Gable is the only one charismatic to pull it off. I need my shorty G. Has he escaped the chinese sperm milking factory yet?
Cole vs Graves is how commentary should be done
They are taking jabs at each other like Jerry Lawler and Jr. Meanwhile you have Joe and Wade who are just sucking each other off doing basic commentary that's boring as fuck
>>18181137Rhea has yellow fever, she can't keep her hands off Japanese meat
>>18181168>>18181169Why are you so racist?
EL MEJOR LUCHADORE DEL MUNDO
TOO MANY FUCKING COMMERCIAL BREAKS
>>18181157He should just wrestle as Kaiser. Do the Kaiser roll and all. Nobody will care if he does lucha libre stuff
>>18181170Why are they keeping him there?
In the factory I mean
>>18181169his real name is dr. wagner
Corey Graves is so much better than Pat MacAfee
>>18181060the only japanese wrestler in any american company that can speak respectable english is tozawa
Kaiser's mannerisms fit well though. Not a great technical match since Lee is a shitter and Kaiser can't do Lucha, but entertaining.
>>18181193Zesty americano
>>18181189Chinese Eugenics program 3 child policy.
>>18181174>>18181095Do you think they shower together after the show?
>>18181169He picked it up touring around the world and shitposting in krautchan
>Trump's America is replacing hispanics with White men
Based
>>18181189Super Soldier program
>People say El Grande is Gable
baka
People were saying kaiser got over because he had more charisma than da vinci but where's his charisma now?
>>18181192Yeah but that's like saying it's so much better to be spit on than pissed on.
dragon lee's gear is sick
the fucking commentary on this match is fucking dimes top kek I can't stop laughing
Based Corey eternally burying Pat
He needs to say GRACIASSSS
Hulk Hogan is in the ICU on a ventilator after heart surgery complications. He doesnโt have much longer. Everyone say their prayers, brother.
>>18181192Graves can be an annoying cunt sometimes but I appreciate his humor, where he'll just casually mention something and let you put it together. McAfee on the other hand has to screech the "joke" at you then continuously keep screeching it over and over because loud is funny.
>Tiffy is getting banged by a luchadore
>>18181144yes it's kaiser
he was lurking in the background of an american made segment where they announced gable was injured and then he came out dressed as EGA at the end of the segment
Axiom is the only passable yuro luchador
>>18181214Jewish man you mean you dumb nigger
>>18181233He'll kick out, certainly.
>>18181106t. not walking through the flames
>>18181253he has naito's boots
>>18181249luchadores arent jews anon
>>18181233He will no sell it as usual
>>18181262And his finisher is Destino
>>18181227The fact that Corey's brother is a luchador makes his commentary on these matches dimes
Americano is still undefeated in singles matches right?
Do the merch stands really sell the mask as โGableโs maskโ
>>18181233not even death can get over the Hulkster, he'll kick out from the reaper's finisher and bury him with the big leg drop brother!
>>18181233enough with the fake news
Another easy win for EL GOATO AMERICANO
reddit HATES this gimmick
I'm going to vote Triple H as worst booker of the year.
>>18181280Looked like Ilja's Torpedo Moscow
Kaiser did better on this role than I thought he would
>>18181238mariah may looks like THAT?
Canโt wait for more of my wife wearing this
add subtitles ADD SUBTITLES
Dralistico > Misitico > Dragon Lee
>hijo de puta
This a slur right? it's like motherfucker or something?
>Heyman speaking Spanish
toppest fucking kek
>I donโt even know what you just said
lmfao Bron is hilarious
crazy how Raw's biggest star was created in AEW
It's insane how over Penta is on WWE considering he was a midcard jobber in AEW
what the fuck did heyman just call him
Bron just hating is very funny
that was an extremely political backstage segment
>Paul Heyman saying hijo de putaLMAO
>>18181311It means son of a bitch kek
how strong is CERO MIEDO in the power rankings
too many ads i hate niggers
>>18181233Take him quickly God, amen
Bron sounds like he's having fun today. Getting an awful lot of talking segments too.
>three up three down like we're in baseball
Paul's Spanish is breddy gud!
Oh look it's Karen and his wife that has a head shape from Minecraft
>>18181316Kinda like certain WCW stars after the good ole boys buried them with the help of bitchshoff
>>18181233Wait until he starts hulking up!
people are saying El Grande is Ilja Dragunov?
>What do I have to say for myself?
>The Sami Zayn comedy show is fucking canceled! You're welcome.
you ma lil boo thang
so i don't give a hoot whatcha do say girl like ooooo
>kross push
Is this actually happening lads?
>>18181340Every time I see this webm my dick pops when her nips start getting hard.
Stop getting yourself over Kross they'll send you back to main event (the show)
>>18181301I want to be smothered by them tittays
>I'm gonna blast your guts with my rod
>>18181340horchatta milkies
>>18181326I'd say close to the strongest in the midcard, enough to play with the big ones so that's why he gets the matches
I need a bimbo wife like Scarlett
>>18181233Nahh fuck that racist cracka.
damn US network broadcasts missing this is wack
>>18181334Pretty much describes the Yankwabs after the 2004 playoffs
>fucking Kross just rubbing it in our faces that he motorboats that nice set of milkers on Scarlett every single night
WE WANT KROSS
WE WANT KROSS
WE WANT KROSS
>>18181326top 10?
The top 5 power rankings in WWE curently are
>#1) Cody Rhodes>#2) Gunther>#3) Cena>#4) Seth>#5) Jacob
>>18181350he's not freaky enough for that
KROSSTERS, OUR BOY IS GETTING A GIGAPUSH!
>>18181369Contrarian faggot kys
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i guess he's got his contract. good for him, he earned it. let's see what kind of push he gets
I couldn't see the Kross segment because of ads, what happened?
KROSSCHADS....IT'S FINALLY OUR TURN, 10 YEARS IN THE MAKING.
Kross is over brother he's ready
Kross is lowkey what CM Punk was before the 2011 cena feud, he just needs to put on the ring work and take bumps
Why does this simp shove his dimeless wife in everything, he's a taller cawdy
>>18181354Not a push if it's only happening during Netflix commercial breaks.
>>18181372im convinced theres a paid crowd in between the regular one
The fact that WWE airs ad breaks over back stage segments is absolutely fucking soulless.
Dammm based Kross manhandling Scarlett
I like Kross because he totally aspires to have the energy and appeal of an old school pro wrestler, and that's pretty respectable
>>18181388People started chanting "we want Kross", he said "you got me!", cut a nice promo about harassing Sami then kissed his bimbo wife
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YUCK
Yoooooo a woman has an ass??? Sheeeeesh that's rizz frfr
They should have all of Kross's segments take place during the US commercial breaks.
The Evolution card is actually pretty good though
Kross gonna destroy Scarlett pussy tonight
alright fuck you paul i'll watch your trash womeme show
I hope Karrion doesn't Kross the line this time.
>>18181411>I like Kross because he totally aspires to have the energy and appeal of an old school pro wrestleryeah but he's not one, so that makes him a poser
I'm 99% sure Ava only got the NXT GM job because The Rock is her dad
>>18181422renders making women look ugly episode #3838
>>18181415Stop making fun of my goddess
>>18181422Beautiful samoan/black/latina woman
The only interesting match in evolution is Becky vs Lyra vs Bayley right?
Kaiser should have came out with Gunther
>>18181437one of the best we got doing that nonetheless. gunther too
the bron breakker promo on sami was better and funnier than all the kross promos about sami being a liar or whatever
my boy Goontz is getting reactions for just appearing
>>18181422i'm surprised ava hasn't pushed for a new render if they're still using this one, she lost a ton of weight and looks way better these days
>>18181445that doesnt sound interesting at all anon...
>>18181438You can't prove that
Based downie and based spic midget in the front row on the right side of the walkway
>>18181422I love how the Rock gave his 22 year old daughter a 6 figure job as General Manager of NXT.
>>18181438well damn you think so? idk anon i think its because shes the only person on earth who can do what shes does for nxt!!
>>18181422This is the woman who is swiping no on you on dating apps.
>>18181438True. She's hot though so, I don't care.
>Gunther going on FOX News
He really is a heel
>>18181438NO SHIT SHERLOCK
>>18181437So he should be a lazy shitter because he's in a lazy shitty era? Come on
>>18181445i think literally every other match sounds more interesting
actually jade vs naomi is worse nevermind
>>18181445yeah it's gonna be an instant classic, no one will expect the triple draw
>>18181456I'm personally interested in seeing what Bayley will be wearing
Gunther needs to do this on every entrance
>>18181445Nah, it's actually the 4way tag match with the kabuki warriors.
>>18181445no, our nubian queen Sol Ruca will be in a match.
Gunther better go over Goldberg I swear to fuck
>>18181462kek i havent seen barneyfag in a while i wonder if hes still sniffing around
>>18181440Hey it's Stephanie!
Oldberg is already gassed lmao
is that the same spot where sneed tsunami'd seth onto a car?????
OLDBERG
OLDBERG
OLDBERG
OLDBERG
kinda based but there was no smoke so it was a work
>>18181489No way he's losing that belt to a 60 year old.
>Goldberg is already winded from that
This is going to be a disaster.
WHO IS GOING THROUGH THE SLIM JIM TABLE TONIGHT!?
Gunther knows to stay away from the original botch master.
>>18181546gunther hard carrying oldberg through their match.
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, PLACE YOUR BETS!
>>18181103Just a bunch of doomposting. Nothing will happen.
>>18181488wrong gif idiot.
>>18181462kys
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