JOSHI WAR EDITION!!!

Millions of people are captivated by the great joshi war which is quickly becoming one of the hottest segments of Monday Night Raw! The crowd went absolutely wild for /ourbirb/ who charmed the audience with her beauty and fierceness as she showed Mama Becko and Auntie Bayley who's boss! We won't know if the story will culminate at Evolution yet, but we DO know that we are in for a treat! Kek, what a beloved and successful player!

Once again, thread protection has been enabled and any Lyra haters who post in this thread will experience embarrassing voice cracks in front of their crushes!

WWE Raw highlight : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zuhi9_12DPU
Watch the CVV interview here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PGyK-wmlCXs&t
MITB highlights: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BNbhPdWpNyw

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>>18181306 (OP)
First for smooches!

>Lyra came out on top
Damn she's losing

>>18181314

>>18181374
Lyra will cheat to win bro. Trust the YA plan.

>>18181386
MWAH!

>>18181374
I mean I didn’t really have faith. Lyra and iyo will both lose I think.

They probably got some nice HD pics they'll be releasing later, could definitely use those for the next OP.

>Caw caw caw caw

Ngl, that "over it" look lyra gave the camera was hot and cool

Hopefully H doesn't chicken out. I'm fully invested in her heel turn.

>>18181476
Call Tatum up and let them both go heel.

>>18181413
>>18181400
>>18181374
Birb pup will make the run-in. Fraid so!

>>18181450
Stood out to me too

U WOT LAD??

stroking to birb

>>18181526
That dog looks goofy but in a cute way

Diamonds

>>18181306 (OP)
her hairstyle keeps deciding how hot she looks every week

>>18181740
Hair down makes every girl better

>>18181767
dont mind a ponytail tho

Chirp

>>18181306 (OP)
those pits need to be PUNISHED

>>18181702
So beautiful

>>18181856
>POV you're an unread YA novel
>>18181374
Maybe they'll move her to the main event to unfortunately be fed to Rhea. Since birb is a heel now.

If she loses she is going to jobberland 100%

amazing how this beautiful irish lass is married and loyal to some goofy looking indie shitter that made every right move to bag her

>>18181476
Birb is turning into 1996 Austin when he won king of the ring and started shooting promos and terrorizing everyone as a heel livid over everything and being screwed.
Just give me this and have her team up with LA Knight since he is now over as 1997 SCSA and is perfect.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GUbnob0yc4g

The IC belt is a "damn here nigga" award for Bayley. Lyra is not winning.

>>18182112
after making her miss mania for no fkn reason it's the least she should get

>>18182112
>The IC belt is a "damn here nigga" award for Bayley
Kek

>>18182112
>>18182128
Bayley is probably getting at the end of the year and it wont be the IC belt seeing that Trish is possibly getting the belt off Tiff as she goes into full heel, and have Trish drop to Naomi only to Naomi get screwed by Bayley with her moving to smackdown after summerslam.

>>18182152
She had crickets the last time she was dub champ so i doubt it

Wish me luck bros... I'm about to infiltrate Alligator Alcatraz. Tulpa Birb shall be free. I'm gettin' my baby back!

>>18182343
Good luck

>>18182343
stay safe

Daily reminder that lyra lost and has no title

>>18182343
Give those chuds hell Tulpa anon!

Lynchian if I say so myself

>>18182595
either Becky has super thin arms or Lyra is just jacked as hell

>>18182826
Lyras jacked as fuck.

>>18182826

>>18182343
This is extremely based behavior

>>18182343
To quote one of the YA novels Lyra so dearly loves: May the odds be ever in your favor.

>>18181740
Open hair Lyra is better than that braided hairstyle she does. However, if she decided to go for a cute and simple ponytail, I'd be diamonds.

>>18181306 (OP)
I like Lyra cause she’s hot, but her gimmick doesn’t really fit with her personality. I just don’t buy her as a Celtic war goddess, because you can tell she’s a sweetheart. How do we fix her bros?

>NO MORE ANIMAL CROSS-ACK!

>>18182343
Tulpa is imitating Lyra's heel turn. I remember you saying how she ran through the sprinklers. Sad indeed.

Becky Lynch welcoming her daughter into the ring.

>>18184855
Lyra be like

birb is the worb

>>18184886
kirdblt

I want Tatum back bros

Based Ireland flag in the background

>>18185638
Me too kid. Me too.

Auntie Bayley is pissed at Birb!

What's the most likely outcome at Evolution? Should the feud end there?

>>18186001
Becky or Bayley win
Lyra goes insane. Simple as.

>>18181306 (OP)

Did Lyra burglarized Becky's house??

>>18186304
Trying to get money for Nintendo gift cards. She's addicted to animal crossing.

I got my baby back... Tulpa Birb is back in the coop! A few holes in a few ICE agents but thats the cost of messing with Tulpa Birb. Currently eating some Alligator with tulpa birb as we await pick up from the everglades. I had to use my AK but today was still a good day.

>>18186246
SHOULD HAVE BEEN ME

>>18181306 (OP)

So let's say Lyra loses. Are they going to extend the feud or is she going up the card? She's done her job elevating the IC belt. Nothing else to do really.

>>18186974
Jobbing to Rhea probably. Since they only had a match in NXT. And Lyra is being set up has a top heel.

>>18186974
Getting jobbed deeply by her mum again

>>18187333
This is literally incest! Momma Becko should be arrested.

>>18186503
Remind me to never mess with Tulpa anon. Are they still looking for you?

Lego birb :)

>>18187864
I wore a Tony Khan mask. I think I'm good.

>>18182398

BIRBOLUTION IS A MYSTERY

>>18189177
wtf dimes just started floating out of my pockets

>>18189177
taking bets on how her hair is done at Evolution

>>18189927
she'll still wrestle in the braid, I believe

>>18189927
loose hair to complete the heel turn

Sooo Lyra and Tatum on the same show

licking birb's pits

>>18190433

>>18190414
haha wouldn't it be sooo gross if they got caught making out on camera haha

>>18190437

>>18190497
hot

>>18190497
My Queen of the Ring

>>18190414
love wins

>"I have to rescue that championship from two MASSIVE disappointments." crowd pop
>2 Nightwings followed by the WOOs after the segment were the loudest i've EVER heard them.
birb bros we eating

>>18190614
yup, crowd popping for birb ya love to see it

Daily reminder that lyra lost and has no title

Pictured here are Mama Becko and Auntie Bayley staging an intervention for Lyra regarding her YA novel addiction. Lyra is NOT taking it well.

>>18191340
crazy shoes on that birb

Buns

Imagine how good this match would be

>>18192543
It would be too based which means Triple H won't allow it.

They've flanderized Lyra

>>18192881
Just seems like the right time to do it would be when Lyra doesn't have a belt, and there's certainly no shame in losing to Mayu. I don't know, it's just a big dream match for me, and I know Mayu doesn't want to move to America so she'll never be on the WWE roster, but this is a match I'd love to see. I'd gladly buy the PPV if it were to happen.

We need to talk about her boots.....

>>18193149
Imagine the smell of them since she always wears them.....

>>18193149
made for ballbusting

>>18193149
Cute! She's so small

>>18193149
Her thighs are so strong

The Summerslam commercial cuts to birb with her wings out near the end. Based.

>>18194150
I wanna see! Do you happen to have a link?

>>18194150
Post.

>>18194310
>>18194869
its the primary ad on the WWE youtube channel right now in between matches on the 24/7 live marathon. i'll try to get a screenshot. please be patient i have autism

>>18190437

https://x.com/adamvalkyria/status/1943030990601097506

>>18195715
based

>>18192574
I love how no knee pads make her boots look little

>>18196048
Death to knee pads.

I'll be eating a decadent meal and wearing my finest wears for the birb match

>>18196111
look at how lil they are tho

>>18193149
They look like special needs boots

>>18196706
You'd know all about that, eh?

Praying for Lyra to win the family feud at Evolution

She looks like a Mean Girl now

>>18197330
based bird stacy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VpYj__hn-Y4

>>18198052
magical moment

why tf is this board moving so fast today?

>>18198584
both side's schizos are working double time with both companies having big shows

>>18198597
Page 5-7 within 45 minutes is wild

Took Tulpa Birb out for a day a Disney World after I reverse raided ICE yesterday. It was a blast! She finally let me take her to space mountain afterwards if ya smell what I'm cookin'! Pretty sure we have felony warrants out for our arrest now so it was nice that she appreciated the skills I've picked up by playing Metal Gear Solid all my life

>>18198009
I always think of that berserk edit someone made when I see this

I want Lyra to dominate me so bad bros

>>18200610
She's not like that

>>18200610
She'd be the type of girl to try it for her man but end up being too soft and unable to be mean.

>>18200955
So get her pissed off at you and have sex right after

No belts?
No front of the poster?

>>18201495
Hey man your general needs to be bumped.

Daily reminder that lyra lost and has no title

>>18199180
>birbfags have imaginary girlfriends that they discuss on this mentally ill mess of a thread because women call the police on them IRL
KWAB

>>18201573
Lol this thread is such a schizophrenic shithole

>>18181306 (OP)

>>18202035
Ok

>>18201573
The birbcord is a bunch of basement dwellers. What did you expect? This is just the Iyo Sky thread for niggas who never touched a titty

Idk if I can make it till the weekend to see birb again

>>18203148
Kys Iyofag

>>18185638
jesus christ can I get more of bayley's tits

>>18202035
Not as bad as the Kairi general which had copied and pasted posts from reddit to drive fake discussion
https://archive.palanq.win/pw/thread/17811013/#17811883

idols, rivals, etc.

>>18203825
wtf

>>18201573
This thread is just hogwheels talking to himself. What a fat fucking faggot!

>>18204048
Kek hoggers is so broken he has a tulpa birb girlfriend he pretends to adventure with! What a loser! He can't even walk! Not even an imaginary female would want him.

>>18204048
there's only proof of that in one general on this board and it isn't /birb/ >>18203825

>>18204081
>>18203148
>>18201573
All me.

Kek what a family fighting player!

>>18204081
>>18204048
>>18201573
One person, multiple devices.

>>18201573
This one really got the birbcord MOLTING. You aren't supposed to make fun of their imaginary girlfriends.

>>18204441
But you said it’s one guy. Then you said it’s a discord

>>18204441
don't you have some leddit posts to ctrl+v in /arrrr/?

Based Tulpa anon working Iyoschizo into a seethe.

Me and Tulpa Birb are gonna hit up a masquerade tonight. We figure it will be safer to wear masks while on the run from the laws.

>>18204652
Fight the law.

>hoggers thinks he has a safe space
Not so fast fatso! This week is gonna be rough for ya tubby!

>>18204678
Why would anyone here care about AEW being shit?

Family picture

>>18204678
I literally do not care about AEW and will be watching Evolution instead of Small In.

>>18204678
Kek what a dimeless operation

>>18204678
you're so mad lol
nobody here is an aewtist

Jokes on you fag, I like Lyra and iyo and laugh at aew.

>>18181306 (OP)
fuck you faggot, this bitch isn't joshi

>>18204678
Lol this one got fatass samefagging and squealing like a fat pig.

>>18204825
You're wrong. Lyra is a joshi.

>>18204828
But you said it was a discord

>>18204828
why do you reply to your own posts so often?

>STOP MAKING FUN OF ME FOR BEING AN OBESE SCHIZO LOSER WITH AN IMAGINARY LYRA GF

Does anyone have the archive of him talking about nephews and shit

reminder this schizo is still seething over 2 (two) losses

>>18190614
>cant do a proper fist
jesus christ woman

>>18205136
chat is this true?

Hey guys I’m not a big Lyra fan but my wife, Nikki Blackheart has been training with her! Bonus Jakara and Izzy.

Kek birbfag is still talking to himself LOL

Kek he still didn’t trim his nails.

Kek he's still monitoring this thread 24/7 LOL

Kek yeah he is.

>>18206019
'fraid so

>>18181306 (OP)
Damn this bitch is ugly as fuck

>>18204510
Wow

>>18204755
I love this one

>>18207117
Thanks.

Aoife.

>>18207755
Cute smile.

>>18204678
I really wonder why the lack of support towards Lyra in gamethreads if so many Lyra fans exist, it kinda makes me think Lyra fans are non existent at all and it's really just 1 person bumping his own general...
Same goes for those AEW support/console war threads and those anti of the week threads

>>18208605
gms

>>18208605
The gamethreads are full of you talking to yourself much like the joshi generals >>18203825

>>18208605
The gamethreads have a lack of support for every single wrestler. The only wrestlers people like are the ones they think should be champion, like Chad Gable. But if Chad Gable ever became a top guy they'd call him a vanilla midget and say he should be fired.

>>18209135
kek what a pair of woke queens

Do you think the triple threat will live up to the singles matches?

>>18209986
I haven't been disappointed in this story yet.

NEW MERCH ALERT
https://shop.wwe.com/en/mens-turquoise-lyra-valkyria-wings-t-shirt/p-350069243269410824+z-8-4266121226?_ref=p-CLP:m-GRID:i-r3c0:po-9

>>18211032
I like this one more than her last shirt

>>18211032
I'll be honest. I'm really not a fan of that color.

>>18209585
>woke queens
?

>>18211032
Cringe

>>18211646
it's literally the name of their tag team from her indie days. I don't really get it either though.

>page 4 in 19 minutes
y'all need to be vigilant tomorrow

>>18212233
Isn't it on Sunday?

Ok nvm anon is right, board is fast af today

Becky and Bayley need to take turns correcting her. But that's just my opinion.

Standing Nightwing vs Falling Nightwing
She seems to do standing nightwing in a brawl or promo, falling nightwing when going for a pin after.
I'm hype for birb to get stronger so she can deliver it better. Firemen style slams are some of my favorites (F5). She trains hard out of the ring and is only 28, theres room for her to deliver her moves with more devastation

>>18212799
It'll be this way for at least a week after Small In and the weekend of WWE shows together.

>Evolution is on Sunday
>I thought it was on Saturday

Tatum and Lyra together…..

>>18214065
what?

>>18214065
I would lick them both to multiple orgasms

>>18214572
In the same building is what I mean.

>>18214674
ohhh I see

>>18214065
The josei love story of the decade.

finna

>>18216173
Raquel gimmick infringement
that's a paddlin'

>>18216173
*sniff*

>>18216173
thighs.

>>18217925
I got a tree she can climb iykwim ;^)

>>18217976
Care to elaborate?

Birb tomorrow!!!

She's probably not winning. But I'm expecting an awesome match. Gonna have tons of snacks :)

Insider here. Bayley breaks Becky’s face with her fat ass so they have to pivot to a Lyra victory.

I think 2025 will be a breakout year for her. Her promos have really improved. Plus she's top 3 in the ring.

>when you see animal crossing on your credit card bill

Toned. Tight. Tanned.

?

There's a bunch of lewd threads about Birb on the 'log

>>18219702
Horny board newfren

Her royal thighness, Lyra Valkyria.

>>18220595
>tshirst

I'm excited for today, but I'm really excited for tomorrow.

>>18221171
I didn't even realize NXT was on today as well

Saw Lyra in the new ad for Evolution. She looked scrumptious.

Tatum and Izzy are cute together. Hopefully Taters can make something good out of it.

>>18222024
Kek I saw it too. She looks good in black.

When she goes heel she should totally embrace a Death Note gimmick.

Good heavens!

>>18224497
BIRBIE GOT BACK!

>>18224497
anilingus on birb

Took Tulpa Birb out for ice cream today. She got cookies and cream with some gummy worms. She slurps the gummy worms out of the ice cream first like a true birb would. It's fucking based.

>>18226156
did they...?

>>18226777
You know it.

>>18228321
yumola

>>18226777
Tatum was trying to steal Birb's clothes for sniffing purposes. That's legit canon.

>>18229031
Wasn't there a video where Tatum wringed Lyra's sweat from her gear into her mouth or am I getting Mandela'd

>>18229427
uhhhh need to see that

>>18229031
I think she was hiding in a box in tbe locker room.
>>18229427
It was her underwear tho

>>18230201
link

>SNIIIIIFFFFFF
what did Lyra mean by this

>>18230797
Kota was the ladies' lockerroom bicycle

>>18230797
Samoan booty got a bird acting unwise

Next OP image and edition suggestions?

>>18231637

>>18231637
Unhinged birb. Or new IC champ birb. But that one could backfire. And it would be embarrassing.

>>18231663
>>18231705
Demon time

I need to find rare birb pics. But seems like Lyra barely has any

>>18232470
?

cute

*fucks Lyra*

>>18233373
He's just like me fr fr

I'll stop posting negative posts about lyra if she kwab's becko like LA Knight just Kwab'd seff

>>18233674
No one cares.

>>18233711
>115 second seethe

>>18233724
No one cares.

>>18232470
>he doesn't check her IG and scroll all the way down
ngmi

>>18233674
Nah you won't. Just like you talked about her losing the title so she can develop her character (which she is currently doing), you'll just end up gloating about what you perceive to be misfortune to her.

>>18233986
that wasn't me

>>18233959
seems stalker-ish tho

>>18234049
NGMI brah

>>18234049
tomato potato. it is what it is

The 'log is sliding things fast.

>>18234945
Yeah it's annoying af

Aoife.

>>18234400
Anine protagonist sitting point lmao

>>18181306 (OP)

dawn of the final day...

>>18236723
cute

I'm so excited! Tonight is the night!

WHATS THE NEXT THREAD??? ITS CHAMPIONSHIP WEEKEND FOR LYRA

Last call for edition and image suggestions!

Ok nvm I think I have an image, writing the OP now!

>>18238632
>>18238632
>>18238632
>>18238632
NEW