Thread 18187468

>>18187468 (OP)
What kind of women are you guys dating? Why would she purposefully want to smell bad?

>>18187468 (OP)
lucky

>>18187468 (OP)
what kind of weird hippy chicks are you hunting anon?

>>18187478
She won’t use it because of the aluminum

>>18187468 (OP)
Based you should get her to do the Nasty Boys armpit spot to you

>>18187478
Dated a fat girl once. Currently dating her actually, we've been together for about five years.

Creativity is essential to maintaining a well groomed obese girlfriend. Every day I have to think of exciting and interesting ways to interest her in showering. At least four or five days a week I have to shower with her, and the only reason she even gets in the shower is because she can lean against me while I finger her. After she gets off, she lets me shampoo her hair, and soap her up.

The worst part though, the part that I cannot even remotely enjoy, is the wiping. She has trouble really reaching back there after a particularly wet bowel movement, so I have to help her wipe. It's not TERRIBLE, but it is unpleasant.

I don't really enjoy it, but it's better than the alternative of having this smelly fat chick masturbating on your sofa and then touching your controllers with those hands. Before I knew to bathe with her and wipe her, I actually found FECES in the cracks of my PS3 controller. Between the buttons and under the analog stick.

>>18187485
t. Brian Pumper

>>18187558
This says more about you wanting to be with this farm animal

>>18187558
this is the most disgusting thing i’ve ever seen on this board and i’ve seen webms of people shoot dying on here

>>18187558
date an adult, pEdrone

>>18187549
Smart woman. Just make her shower daily.

>>18187558
Wrestling fans should be purged

>>18187558
Please let this be a work.

>>18187558
he’s actually dating hogwheels

>>18187558
This is first time I have really laughed out loud in years. Thx anon.

>>18187558
>ENOUGHS ENOUGH. STOP THE DAMN MATCH!

>>18187558
This is the most unhinged thing I've read on here since the anon that fingered a horse on /asp/.

>>18187558
Promos good

My dad smells bad. He wears deodorant and showers 5 times a week but something with his skin just makes him sweat more I guess. He doesn’t work in any hard job.

>>18188155
Some people have a condition that causes them to sweat profusely when other people wouldn't. Funny enough, botox injections are one form of therapy for this.

>>18187558
This has to be a copypasta. Absolutely disgusting.

>>18188168
I’m used to it. Been years but it’s mostly “walks by me and it hits” or I just worry doctors and people notice it. It’s not like “oh god I can’t stand it” but it’s noticeable.

>>18187558
>I actually found FECES in the cracks of my PS3 controller. Between the buttons and under the analog stick.

>>18187478
My girl is muslim from Bosnia but I don't mind her natural body odor, it's sexy and real. She's not fat either she is really cute.

>>18187558
Back in high school I knew an obese girl who used to store baggies of food in her vagina because she enjoyed the taste that the vaginal musk would give it. Probably the only really creepy experience I've had with fat girls.

Honestly though, it was kind of understandable. We were both incredibly lonely nerds, so we were each other's only friends. On several occasions I went down on her, and her vagina did taste really good. Kind of like hard boiled eggs and fish, but both were very good tasting. Not like rotten fish, more like a high quality salmon.

I have noticed a trend with fat girls though. Almost none of them seem to shave. She used to have this crevice between the cracks of her pubic mound (that big area of fat that kind of consumes the form of the vagina) and her thighs. It was the most unwashed, mangy pubic hair I've ever seen between that crack. If you were to rub your finger down the crack and sniff or lick it, it tasted absolutely foul. Even had this white filmy residue that you could scoop up with your finger nail. To this day I have no idea what that was.

..What was it?

You guys are sick, you're sick

>>18187558
Fine speech

>>18187950
What did Mone eat?

>>18187558
>Dated a fat girl once. Currently dating her actually
Not reading any further when you can't even get the basic fake story facts correct.

>>18187558
most sane AEW fan

>>18187558
Kill yourself you fucking faggot

>>18187558
Simps are as mentally ill as trannies.

>>18187558
the midwest american dream

>>18187468 (OP)
>>18187558
This, but it doesn't even have to be a fat girl. There was one girl I dated that was hot but for the life of me refused to brush her teeth or wash her ass properly. The first time I had her pants off I was like 2 feet away and it stunk like a gas station bathroom. There were times where I got in bed and cuddled behind her and I had to back away because I can smell her stinky breath from behind her. It honestly ruined our relationship because I stopped wanting to be intimate with her and how the fuck do you tell someone you love that her breath smells like her ass, and her ass smells like roadkill?

>>18187468 (OP)
ERM WHAT

>>18191454
Sex is the only thing that matters in life. Get a clue

>>18191511
Girls can afford to neglect hygiene because they know that men are desperate. The thing with the fat ones is that they smell faster.

>>18187558
https://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/1232030

>>18192134
Maybe on planet retard.

>>18187549
>because of the aluminum
there are plenty of deodorants without aluminum

>>18192249
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>18190385
come on, guy. that's not real...it's not real, right?

>>18187558
>Dated a fat girl once. Currently dating her actually

>>18192256
Where do you think you are?

>>18187558
this disgusting post has been living rent free in my head since you posted it yesterday. congratulations i hate it

>>18192635
There are deodorants yeah, not antiperspirants. Regular deode is even worse, just wiping perfumed cream over sweaty glands

>>18192651
Planet Jarrett actually.

>>18192655
It is the funniest post I have ever read on 4chan no joke

>>18191511
Bad breath will turn a 10 into a 4

>>18187558
Top tier promo

>>18187558
>Dated a fat girl once. Currently dating her actually
popped me

>>18187468 (OP)
iktfb

>>18187468 (OP)
Kek

>>18192249
damn the newgrounds board is still somewhat active
good for them
miss the old web

>>18187558
You have zero self respect if any of this is true

>>18192249
STOP EXPOSING THE DING DONG DIDDLY BUSINESS

>>18192249
Really glad OP is larping desu. I hope that newgroundsfag is too

>>18187852
kek

>>18187478
Have you seen the absolute state of western women

>>18187558
Promos Good

>>18187558
>This is someones life

You do realise you never have to wear deodorant if you shower every day, right?

>>18192249
The smarks knew it was pasta from the ps3 comment but did you have to expose the business for everybody else?

>>18191511
You should've told her her breath smells bad. Either she breaks up with you because she refuses to change her shit hygiene, or she listens and works on it, healing your relationship.

>>18187558
Copy pasta,
fucking marks

>>18195748
untrue if you do any physical work whatsoever

>>18187558
Nigga, have some self-respect.

How is this thread still up?

>>18198342
How are you still up?

>>18187558
Good God

>>18187549
use lemon juice or baking soda then

>>18198342
E-drones are all busy hate-watching AEW instead of sliding

>anons falling for some old ass pasta
kek

>>18198346
cialis

>>18187558
HOLY SHIT
HOLY SHIT
HOLY SHIT (LITERALLY)

>>18187558
lol good effort

>>18200132
gotta keep it kayfabe

>>18187478
>What kind of women are you guys dating?
Men. Literally trannies.

>>18187478
The kind of women that have a cute smooth pp.

>>18187530
>what kind of weird hippy chicks are you hunting anon
Trannies. Dress like a woman. Smell like.a man.

>>18196160
Because fuck larpers who are unoriginal faggots and steal other shitposts from obscure internet forums. We clown on reddit for that exact same behavior

>>18198342
One of the tranny jannies is keeping it up. /pw/ has the worst jannies. This is a literal containment board. These freaks have been banned from every corner of the internet and even 4chan doesnt want them.

>>18188155
>something with his skin just makes him sweat more I guess
I guarantee he's a chronic masturbator. Being a degenerate makes you smell.

>>18200931
What retarded theory is this? I wank every night before bed and I have people compliment my scent all the time. One of my exs said I smelled like cupcakes when she would kiss my neck.

>>18200937
>theory
dude he guaranteed it

>>18200939
Still wrong and retarded

>>18200971
you should probably surveil your dad and make sure though

>>18187468 (OP)
Lol

Weird thread, but relatable. I love my girlfriend, but every time she opens her legs the whole room smells like the walrus tank at SeaWorld (after the walruses eat garlic). She tried douching and eating just vegetables, and she cleans herself, but her natural juices make my eyes water to the point that it's hard to maintain an erection.

Anyway, she went to a doctor and it turns out that she didn't have anything wrong with her plumbing, but did have a problem with anemia from being stressed out and not eating right. I'm not sure if the lack of iron is related, but her system is really screwy and I found out on a roadtrip that she has facial hair like a lumberjack. It turns out she was secretly shaving her beard before the trip, but she couldn't while we were driving and then I felt the stubble on my inner thigh when she went down to give me hummer on the interstate. I almost crashed from the sheer shock, and my legs felt like someone took a belt sander to them.Anyway, she is a great person and looks hot, but the walrus stench plus the sandpaper face equals me getting set to bail out of this. Though I am curious to know if the stench and beard are somehow related.

>>18202608
What drugs were you on while writing this?

>>18202675
Grass and UV rays

>>18202608
promo’s good

>>18187558
fucking kek

>>18187558
>Dated a fat girl once. Currently dating her actually
stopped reading, you got me good brother, made my day

>>18202608
By any chance does "she" support AEW?

>>18202608
Pussy odor is a function of ph balance and a woman's immune system. For a lot of chicks, their pussy will stink if they fuck a lot of guys because she's getting exposed to a lot of different flora and her body's normal acid and immune system cant keep it in check. Rule of thumb is if the pussy stinks, she's a whore. Your gf might be the exception. From a heat and moisture standpoint, a pussy is basically a petri dish and is the perfect breeding environment for fungus and bacteria. So, if your gf is anemic her immune system would be affected and wouldn't be able to keep her pussy flora balanced. A good daily vitamin, iron supplement, and red meat should fix that pussy.

>>18200937
>I wank every night before bed and I have people compliment my scent all the time
Random people arent walking up to you and complimenting your smell you coping retard faggot. Coomers are weird and most of them stink.

>>18187558
POTY

>>18198342
It's STILL up?

>>18198342
The jannys are retarded faggots.
I caught a 3 day'er for posting Alvarez whore wife.

>>18187558
Holy stinkola

>>18187558
>PS3 controller.
Nice copy/pasta, faggot.

>>18211163
I feel bad

>>18187558
I cant stop laughing

>>18187558
what in the absolute fuck

>>18187558
>Currently dating her actually,

Dated a chick that absolutely worshipped me but I ended up breaking up with her because her pits stank. Like musty man BO