Thread 18188431

ITT: Botch proned idiots

>>18188431 (OP)
>>18188449
I'm so glad Shitzi is gone

Another Kairi thread?

>>18188469
fraid so

>>18188459
this always makes me laugh

>>18188431 (OP)
People wanted shotzi to keep her job because Tatum carried her. She was always shit.

>>18188459
crazy how quick the guys on the outside switch corners

>>18188483
Its funny how Roxanne is the only woman smart enough to think to run the ropes like Rey and she's taller than Iyo, Liv and Kairi

>>18188431 (OP)
>>18188449
I still can't believe nobody got injured in this match.

>>18188431 (OP)
rhea sucks

>>18188693
based aksana

>>18188647
>and she's taller than Iyo, Liv and Kairi
No, she isn't. She's definitely shorter than all three of them.

>>18188459
FUTURE STAR!!!!! FUTURE MAIN EVENTER!!!!!

>>18188483
the first time i saw roxanne wrestle and use the bottom rope i just cringed. what an absolute midget and what a sorry state modern day wrestling is in

>>18188442
All lucha libre are shitters. Rey represents the tradition, but he is miles better than any of these botched spot machines. He wrestles a North American style in that he understands pacing and psychology, unlike anything south of the boarder.

>>18188442
how is this a botch? he connects with the upper chest and it kinda looks like a throat hit, so gable sells his throat

/pw/ in a nutshell

>>18188431 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oVDwmdgVHIw

>>18191226
kek wtf

>>18188449
>>18188431 (OP)
>has a shit fetish
>is a dimeless shitter
shitzi is such a fitting name

>>18191444
It was supposed to be a bulldog i think

>>18191451
Did Asspray almost die

>>18191456
Yea. He always did a one-handed bulldog
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-hCODr4tjhc

>>18191470
Based Jerigoat.

>>18191470
a one handed bulldog what is this the disabled animal shelter

>>18188431 (OP)
>>18188449
they just handed her a few prime opportunities to get over and shotzi couldnt. hhh did try with shotzi. but her biggest shot was when she was in the tank coming to smackdown, and vince just crapped on it

>>18188459
I love wwe botch threads because we just laugh at them. the aew botch threads are funny in a different way because its sadder and the fans always defend it

>>18188483
bruh Kairi botching?

>>18188483
roxy botched just as much

>>18188483
Despite Roxanne's athleticism failing her here Kairi seems concussed or something, like her body isn't working right

>>18191493
gimme take a bump threads anyday
a place of peace and laughs

>>18191516
Kairi is a drunken pirate. Please understand

>>18188431 (OP)
HOLY SHIT

>>18191482
>a one handed bulldog what is this the disabled animal shelter

>>18188467
Took the words out of my fingers. Was about to type this exact response. That monstrosity is AEW's problem now. Thank god.

One thing that people don't know is that these aren't actually botches. They're technically actors, right? They're just pretending to fuck up to make the action look more down to earth and human. If you /asp/ies weren't retarded and would interact with other people, you'd know this.

>>18193395
arguing something is a worked botch with actual effort could be a fun troll sometime

>>18191516
first time watching a kairi match since 2020?

>>18188431 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R9TqP5suWoA

It's more like LOLWWE thread

>>18191493
Lol it to be like that.
>Noooo you don't understand! They broke his neck on purpose!
>This is a yummu mummu visual plea callback to when Oigo Boigo sawdusted Miami Toyota in front of 247 panty sniffing salarymaniacs at Tentacle Porn Genesis at the Subaru Cube back in '99!
>Oh my Science this heckin bangerino is making my man-made crotch wound gently weep and you should feel bad for the decisions I've made!

>>18188431 (OP)
>>18188449
why they didnt fire her sooner? everytime i see a clip she is total garbage

>>18188483
what is supposed to be the botch here? kairi is drunk wrestling as part of her pirate gimmick, she is supposed to be the struggling baby face

>>18188431 (OP)
>>18188449
>>18188483
>>18188693
>>18189095
>Yeah, I'd like to purchase a ticket to watch 4 hours of this

>>18193987
>COUNT IT!!!

>>18193334
That's a good recovery catch at least, turned it into something decent

>>18188449
Who was she fucking that she stayed this long on the roster and got pushed?

>>18188459
Him doing it not once but twice always gets me

>>18194052
Vince seems to have compatible interests

>>18194066
>"why melo isnt getting a giga push?"
>melo when they started his push

>>18188442
Penta is washed, buddy. He was in AEW too, but his brother was usually there to cover that up with his good knees and youth

>>18188431 (OP)
I remember this, that whole match stank.

>>18188431 (OP)
>>18194066

>>18194066
This is on Melo, he should have slowed himself and studied how Cody does his springboards.

>>18194060
True but she was getting pushed and kept in the company even after Vince left.

>>18194125
this one always kills my sides
what the fuck was going through his mind that he thought THAT was the way to play it off

>>18193653
That move doesn't work for me, brother.

>>18194178
theoretically, the other guy should have rushed him and tried to lock a hold in. in that scenario getting your hands on the ropes and kicking him away is the correct thing to do since the ref will interrupt and the opponent wont lock a hold. i dont think he realized the other guy wasnt going to charge until he was mid flail so he just tried to look silly to cover for it
it still looks hilarious no matter what

>>18188647
roxanne is boiled at the same height as iyo and kairi but is probably actually shorter than them and liv is noticeably taller than all three

>>18194125
there’s another melo/theory one (i assume from the same match?) where one of them (i think melo) fails some move from the top of the post and almost ends both of their careers.

>>18188431 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fy-o79mOSJQ

>>18194193
botching a slap actually works for chelsea
ironically that second slap is the worst bump zelina has ever taken in her career and she gave chelsea a receipt for it a few weeks later in the form of kicking her in the nose and breaking it

unless it's something like brock's WM shooting star i don't really remember botches
guy's fuck up, sometimes they didn't get all of it
i'm here for that Droz shit, that Sid leg snap, Nash botching his walk cycle

>>18191490
They gave her a push but she couldnt wresyle or even really give a good promo. I guess she looks good in a group, so idk what they could do with her beyond being a mascot

>>18193653
Honestly, at that point in his career why would hulk hogan worry about looking weak vs undertaker? Or was hulk just not able to work with taker on a choke slam?

>>18194368
he teased doing this in NXT a few weeks ago and stopped before he jumped it was kino

>>18188449
>>18191451
>>18193653
kek

>>18194193
kek look at Alba fyre face lmao

>>18193653
Taker should have shoot tombstoned him

>>18194178
he was paying homage to inoki vs ali

>>18193334
I can be forgiving of Level Up because it's more for the actual greenhorns to develop themselves. Good recovery tho.

>>18188431 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W3c7Jae57zw

>>18194301
kek

>>18188442
how the fuck did he survive this sloppy shit on his debut lmfao

>>18194318
this one's for you, anon

>>18194125
All I want for christmas is a looped gif of the last 3-4 seconds with him kicking his legs like a lil baby

>>18194301
Based Big Dog no selling that flippy shitter

>>18195233
Insane how he was just fine after this. No Injury whatsoever

>>18188431 (OP)
Bliss got her receipt by her taken Botchi's placed in the Rumble last second which had Botchi in tears.

>>18188442
>Didn't get all of it
>From where I'm sitting he didn't get ANY of it Maggle
I miss JBL

>>18191456
i know, but bubba's sell is what made me laugh

>>18194159
YUM LOOK AT ALL THAT CAKE

>>18195442
He really needs to ditch that spot. He wasn't able to do it when he was younger either

>>18194311
Sloppy shop can't even afford proper tables

>>18193334
This is fine.

>>18194066
What was the fucking plan here?
>Okay going for the Cody Cutter
>Wait he wants me to do the cutter?

>>18195442
Based counter by Sheamus. I don't see a problem

>>18195223
>Now I see a lot of people online and in wrestling communities trying to tear down the old Codester with what they consider the "Gayest pin of all time"

>>18188449
Shitzi is easily one of the worst I've seen.

I wonder who botches more
the men or the women.

>>18195454
based

>>18194356
>why would hulk hogan worry about looking weak
Welcome to >>>/pw/

>>18195563
Men just due to the sheer number of matches they have. However, I'm sure women have a higher botch chance

>>18195612
well id go with per capita to make it fair

>>18193334
proof that Tavion is a natural

>>18195563
this isn't a botch

>>18195563
>ref checks the guy on the table instead of Edge who landed straight down on his leg
Kek aew has the best refs.

>>18195865
What's the problem?

>>18195477
miss this little fucking freak like you wouldn’t believe

WOMEN'S WRESTLING IS SO HECKIN AWESOME I'M EXCITED FOR EVOLUTION
FUCK TRIPLE H HE'S SHIT AT BOOKING WOMEN (even though we loved the four horsewomen era of NXT).

WE HATE HIM AT REDDIT

>>18195961
smark

>>18188431 (OP)
>>18188449
They fired Gigi and kept this botch factory lmao

>>18193334
Excellent save

>>18194066
>>18194125
>>18194301
>>18194311
This dude is either a tremendous shitter or his main roster run is cursed

>>18197004
which one?

>>18193334
smoove

>>18195442
>>18195458
>>18195484
This looks like one of those things he can do 10 times in a row flawlessly in training, but can't manage live.

Shotzi board, dimwits

>>18197039
Oh wait thats two different shitters. My bad I'm racist.

>>18196908
you know that shotzi is gone from WWE now right
her departure from the company is a bit different from gigi’s - gigi was released from her contract early while shotzi’s contract was not renewed, but it’s not like they kept her and not PK

>>18197138
Fuck off logfag

>>18194193
this is on zelina for being very vocal about taking any bump that will result in even a slight mark
she has no business in the ring

>>18193987
Why didn't the ref count it?

>>18193814
holy shit i get it now

>>18188693
black chick looks like she breaks character because the white chick just farted

>>18193334
Those are some good instincts, better than some guys on the main roster

>>18195442
still entirely on Sheamus suffering a heart attack

>>18197563
KWAD (Kek What A Drunk)

>>18191516
these gooklovers refuse to admit she's completely washed. Iyo and Asuka are still good, but Kairi has been shit since Charles concussed her ass. I think that bitch has CTE or something.

>>18195233
Somehow not dead from this

>>18194058
it's mirrored you lowwit

>>18198047
All three of them should have been sent home for that one.

>>18198047
this was a stupid spot to begin with

>>18199476
>botching an entrance
HOW

>>18199739
he should be thankful they didn't have any ladders underneath that side or he'd kwab himself hard

>>18197563
>Claudio helps his drunk friend go home safely

>>18199476
>botches after clapping non existent hands

funny

>>18188442
proof that all a lucha needs to get over is a good look, and definitely not the generic look dragon lee has

>>18198146
the japanese are immune to CTE, they fold their brains 1000 times then take them out and put them back in to gain immunity. ancient shinto techniques

>>18199744
It's a pretty nasty looking spill desu. Imagine if he heem'd himself on the apron.

>>18195563
What was the plan here

>>18188459
holy kek

>>18194356
He took a proper Chokeslam before or after that one, Hogan was just a cunt

>>18188459
>He's literally too short to run the ropes because his head gets caught underneath

>>18191006
Retarded take, Penta is not a good example.

>>18194368
Wouldn't be a proper botch thread without this one

Alternatively Liv Morgan has saved a number of spots with improv it's actually very impressive

>>18188449
surprised nobody's kwabbed their leg during these running up the propped ladder spots

>>18193814
That's cope

>>18200514
she has also saved my penis a number of times

>>18199739
a modern classic. in 50 years time this botch alongside Shane McMahon at 'mania will still be talked about. In an era where we see at least 4 botches per show it takes a lot to stand out

>>18200514
She's a lot better in the ring than people give her credit for

>>18194311
Pat sold that like death lol

>>18194368
A true modern classic. This will be his legacy, especially seeing the boredom he perpetrated on NXT some weeks ago.

>>18195543
Kek
>>18195442
Marks wanted this guy as a world champion.

>>18199739
>>18200839
The funniest thing about it is that WWE posted a video where they just loop him KWABing himself a dozen times
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K2Sz2aZ6uuc

>>18199739
Am I crazy for thinking he did this on purpose because he knew it would be shown over and over again?

>>18191006
>boarder
GMS!