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Anonymous No.18190390 >>18190401 >>18190415 >>18190588 >>18190690 >>18190699 >>18190973 >>18190989 >>18191016 >>18191639
VETERAN WRESTLER Sir Samurai DIES After Match and Miraculously Comes Back to Life
Independent wrestling veteran Josh Littell — better known to fans as Sir Samurai — died after a match at a public library two months ago. The terrifying incident happened after Littell’s April 26 match at the Pinole Public Library in California. Speaking with KCRA 3 NBC, the Sacramento-based wrestler recalled, “We were the main event. We wrestled the match, and it was fine all things considered.” But after the show ended, things took a turn. Littell collapsed in the makeshift locker room.

>“Evidently, my heart stopped, and I fell to the floor,” he explained. “Officially, I was dead. No nurse or doctor said anything different than: ‘You died on Saturday.’”

That’s when fellow wrestler Alex Bell sprang into action. Not only was Bell present at the show — he’s also a trained EMT.

>“I started compressions, asked someone around me to get an AED,” Bell said. “The ambulance was already on the way. My first thought was really, ‘this isn’t going to work.’ I’ve done CPR many times before, and it has never worked before.”

>Littell described an eerie experience. “I didn’t see a light or anything, but I had a sensation of being pulled back before I woke up,” he said. “The percentage of people just to survive is .00001%, so I shouldn’t have survived anyway — but the fact that I survived and my brain and body are still working, nobody understands how that happened.”
Anonymous No.18190401 >>18190577
>>18190390 (OP)
but was his brain put back in?
Anonymous No.18190415
>>18190390 (OP)
STCIYK NWO
Anonymous No.18190577
>>18190401
It was never there to begin with.
Anonymous No.18190588
>>18190390 (OP)
Yeah, I saw The Wrestler too.
Nice LARP.
Anonymous No.18190690 >>18191007
>>18190390 (OP)
>be me
>going to the library to get a couple of books
>some sweaty smelly fat half naked bum crashes through the bookshelf
>dies right there on the spot
>shits, pisses, and throws up all over the books
>it's all like 20% blood
>another yardtard runs over and says "Don't worry, I'm a paramedic!"
>I wasn't worried
>he starts doing mouth to mouth in this blue bloated corpse
>he starts doing chest compressions
>shit and blood is squirt out with every push
>the fat rotting dead guy somehow gets back up
>a bunch of fat 5ft tall pink haired freaks in wrestling shirts who smell like they just shit themselves (because they did) waddle over
>they start chanting 'BOTH THESE GUYS! BOTH THESE GUYS!'
>now these guys keep fake fighting on the floor
>rolling around in all the shit, piss, and blood
>the dead guy does his finisher where he fakes putting his dick up the other guys asshole for a german suplex
>the munchkins go wild
>'FIGHT FOREVER! FIGHT FOREVER!'
>aubrey edwards sprints in from the parking lot to do 5 minutes of interpretive dance
>busts open three of the munchkins dramatically counting to three
>go home
>get a blood test
>I have every kind of hepatitis and 2 kinds of herpes
>didn't get any books
Anonymous No.18190699
>>18190390 (OP)
Worked.
Anonymous No.18190973
>>18190390 (OP)
Dimes. Get him in AEW
Anonymous No.18190989
>>18190390 (OP)
But why were they having a match at the public library
Anonymous No.18191007 >>18191142
>>18190690
You didn't get booked.
Anonymous No.18191016
>>18190390 (OP)
>death tries to shoot on him
>"that doesn't work for me brother. HH"
>kicks out of deaths finish
KINO
Anonymous No.18191142 >>18191164
>>18191007
Glad him and Jake made out mano a mano for the booking
Anonymous No.18191164
>>18191142
>Here, Spot!
What did he mean by this?
Anonymous No.18191639
>>18190390 (OP)
>no sells literal, shoot Death
fucking indy shitters............
Anonymous No.18191701
STRAP NOW
Anonymous No.18192244