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It's The Final Dynamite Before All In Texas This Saturday!...
AEW Dynamite live TONIGHT! from The Curtis Culwell Center in Garland, Texas!
8/7pm CT on TBS & Streaming On MAX!

>AEW World Champion Jon Moxley, The Young Bucks, & Claudio vs. Hangman Adam Page, Will Ospreay, Powerhouse Hobbs, & Shibata in an All Star 8-Man Tag
>Megan Bayne vs. Tay Melo vs. Queen Aminata vs. Thekla in a 4-Way For The #2 Spot In The Casino Gauntlet At All In Texas
>Timeless Toni Storm & The CEO Mercedes Mone Final Face-To-Face
>Samoa Joe vs. Wheeler Yuta
>Mark Briscoe & MJF Talky-Talk
>And More!

** 3 Days Out From All In Texas **

>>18192611 (OP)
BASED

>>18192611 (OP)
Jesus that's one grim card. What the hell happened to this company?

No buddy???

>>18192614
nigga you say this every week and time and time again you get BTFO after a great a show

>>18192611 (OP)
>Mark Briscoe & MJF Talky-Talk
That'll put butts in seats

>>18192622
Not really though, most Dynamite episodes are weak as fuck. Only the PPVs are good.

>>18192611 (OP)
rampage ass card

The most attended pro wrestling show this weekend will be AEW All In.

No pro wrestling show this weekend will have more fans in attendance than AEW All In.

FACT

sickobros where we at

>>18192694
I’m sick of not seeing buddy.

im gonna watch the thekla match but im expecting it to be a shitty clusterfuck

>>18192611 (OP)
Enough with the mutliman shit

>>18192628
Nah the PPVs are crap as well only indie vanilla midget lovers defend them

>>18192614
It was always shit though

>>18192611 (OP)
>another 8man tag that will go ~20mins

>>18192611 (OP)
>having the guys who are working the main event of your biggest show work the fucking go home in a tag match
TK really has no sense of long term booking at all

>>18192892
WWE does that all the time. It's just a way to get the competitors to tease a lock up before the PPV

>>18192611 (OP)
CM Punk won

>>18193001
at sucking saudi cock, maybe

>>18193009
The All In he was at had at least 70k 2 years ago. Now it barely cracks 20k. AEW is dead

>>18193015
if it's dead why are they still hosting shows and getting 20k+ for a ppv

>>18192666
let’s get him edrones!!

>>18193001
KWABOTY

AEW got the Crunchyroll sponsorship

Anime is ALL ELITE

>>18192699
Just a couple more days schizo, he WILL WIN the casino gauntlet

What debuts and returns do you guys think we're getting in the men and women's casino gauntlet

AEdub trannies sure do love their slop huh?

>>18193198
If someone told me Vince was booking this shit, i wouldn't be shocked at all. It'a so funny how Tony books go home shows the exact way he did

I'm glad the shit dynamites before a ppv thing AEW used to do is a thing of the past. hopefully no one gets injured

>>18193181
I’m not a schizo. I am a perfectly normal man with happy feelings all the time.

>>18192901
WWE never does that retard

>>18192611 (OP)
>Will Hobb
>All-Star
lol ok

>>18193285
Vince did. Paul doesnt

>>18193339
You're still wrong, double dipshit. Now one of these shitters is going to get hurt because the cokehead has no sense of long term thinking and you'll have no main event for your shitty show that no one is going to see LMAO
You dumbass nigger

WTF is a talky talk. Sounds really gay

>>18193367
You never had a talky talk with one of your bros? Is that not a thing in India?

>>18193425
You live there. So you tell me

>>18193445
nah that's you

>>18192611 (OP)
Only faggots and trannies watch aew

>>18193470
statistically not true. technically there are more trans and gay people watching WWE than AEW per capita

>>18192611 (OP)
I WILL be watching this

Jon Moxley puts over Hangman Adam Page BIGLY. Calls him a homegrown TOP GUY.

He basically gives blackpilled millennials hope

>>18193588
How can Christian compete?

>>18192611 (OP)
Did you mean 'go Home & Garden show'?

>>18192611 (OP)
When did Tay Melo/Conti whatever come back? Did she dump her new kid in a favella?

>>18193588
Mox and Seth are the only shield guys trying to get the next generation over. Can't say the same about Big Rome

>>18193588
Who the fuck called him the Emo Cowboy and why would say that if it is a positive thing?

For me, its Ibussy going to the casino gauntlet on number 4 and wins it

>>18193647
because he is genx and in the 90’s emo was kinda cool with bands like Sunny Day Real Estate. Weezer’s greatest album to this day is considered an emo album for example

Wait what? No more "You Wanted War"?????

>>18193752
holy based

tone dog licensing the fuck out of music for the love of the game

>>18193015
>The All In he was at had at least 70k 2 years ago.
Not because of him.

>>18193189
Hoping for a Monty Brown return like Nigel last year. I guess he’s doing a one off appearance at a wrestling convention nearby. He was one of my favorites in early TNA so I’m hoping he comes back and Pounces some niggas

>>18192611 (OP)
Jesus Christ how many of these Dick Riders + Cucks vs. Opps + randos multi-man matches did we have already

>>18193843
Yes it was, unless you think they sold that much for Atom Smol LMAOOOO

>>18193594
with what?

>>18192611 (OP)
why all the badass looking women not being pushed and they just keep giving the wwe rejects the spotlight?

>>18193009
>he won cause he got paid millions for doing an easy job
damn what a loser lol

>>18193916
They are not building up Aminata. Thekla just got there and has some momentum. Bayne and Penelope are putting in work on Collision and PPVs. TayJay just got back together and getting TV time.

I think you're just blind. There's a lot of women being pushed right now

>>18193926
I meant to say that they ARE building up Aminata and using her more, not that she' not being built up.

>>18193024
>actually trying to brag that they barely are even filling half of a stadium up

>>18193588
All the talk about reaching the top of the mountain confirms that Hanger does the job and Darby winning the belt is still the plan

>>18193938
They are doing an Endgame ending for the main event. Darby is hitting a Coffin Drop on Mox followed by a Busyckly Knee by Danielson, followed by a Buckshot Lariat by Hangman for the 1-2-3

BREAKING NEWS: WBD Execs very high on Hologram. David Zasloff calls him MONEYGram

>>18192611 (OP)
>All In go home show promoted harder than 300

Fair enough.

Kind of tempting fate by having all his big stars in a multi man tho

>>18193594
Moxley is Christian's best friend in AEW and told Tony to sign him.
>I’ll tell you, a guy I’d like to see here is Christian. I don’t know if that was a one-off for him in the Royal Rumble but he looked frigging good to me, looked like he was in great shape, he looked sharp, man. I’ll tell you, he’s one of the guys that’s – the wrestlers know it more so than anybody – Christian is so good. Like, his brain and his execution, and his mind for wrestling is just like next-level.

>First time we worked with him, you know, we’d come in and we’re doing these six mans with The Shield, really pushing the pace and trying to make the most exciting matches and we’re pushing these guys to like, all these dream team guys, we’re pushing them to be like, “No, let’s do another thing and another thing, let’s add more to do another save and another thing, and let’s do a triple this,” or whatever. And we’re really pushing the pace, you know, and like thinking, like, “All right. Yeah, nobody can keep up with us. This is awesome.”

>And then we work with Christian one night. I remember me and Seth looking at each other going, “Damn, Christian is good,” Christian made us feel like, “Damn, he’s like… We thought we were really fucking good. He’s like next level.” The people who work with him know, in the industry, you know, his respect level is huge, the things that he could do with the wrestlers in AEW – and all the creative kind of freedom.

>There’s no hindrance on anything creatively here, obviously, we’re having a frigging Exploding Death Match, so the things Christian could do at AEW, I would be extremely excited to see that. That would be that would be my number one dream guy.

>>18194143
Do you think Christian ever gets to hold the AEW World Title before he retires?

>>18193935
where am I bragging? you said it's dead, I'm asking how if they can still get 20k+ people in attendance, which is still unheard of in, for example, TNA

>>18194011
>DELETE THIS
I know he's confirmed it many times before but this definitely sets in stone that Max lurks here.

>>18194404
MJF, Caster, the mxm fags

Can't wait for Buddy return tonight, injure Hangman and become his replacement in the main event of All In where he will win the championship and reign for the next twenty years.

>>18194424
My rambunctious friend, it is time to put the crack pipe down.

BAYNE

>>18194011
He does got that cake though

>>18194427
that's just buddy, ignore him

>>18194422
>Max, Max, and..... Max
>the shows airs on Max

>>18194434
does every female "wrestler" nowadays have a shitty of account where they barely post any nudes if at all and it's just shitty tease content you've seen on the web since early 2000s?

>>18192611 (OP)
No wonder an all women's show sold more tickets than this shit kek this is embarrassing for their go home show for their Wrestlemania

>>18194465
Well yeah, it's only the fired ones that become pseudo-pornstars.

>>18194482
imagine being so pathetic you pay for pics in shitty quality of a woman who you can find in skimpier outfits wrestling

>Talky-Talk
>Scissor Me Daddy
>Protect Trans Kids
I'm sorry, but this cum slurping promotion ain't for me.

>>18192622
>and time and time again you get BTFO after a great a show
you jobbed to a rerun of an hgtv show that doesn't even have it's own wikipedia page. like idk how you can claim the show is high quality every week if people would rather watch HGTV reruns

>>18192611 (OP)
finally! the only day of the week where wrestling matters

>>18194647
Ah yes, it's time to watch Seff Rollins act and dress like a faggot for 20 minutes!

>>18194020
This is giving me similar vibes to this legendary tweet

>>18192611 (OP)
How come this show only sold 2k tickets? I thought momentum was on our side and the pendulum was swinging our way, sickobros?

>>18194011
Damm he caked up

>>18193902
He returned 6 weeks before the event when they'd already sold like 70k tickets anon. It was simply AEW in the UK for the first time, that's what the draw was.

>>18192611 (OP)
>go home show edition
isn't that every dynamite?

Dynamite days are a lot more exciting than Raw or Smackdown days. Chaos > Formulaic Slop

Mark Briscoe finna say the K word, can't wait.

>>18194931
he's gonna finna boutta call MJF a kike?

THE RIZZLER CONFIRMED FOR ALL IN TEXAS
THE RIZZLER CONFIRMED FOR ALL IN TEXAS
THE RIZZLER CONFIRMED FOR ALL IN TEXAS
THE RIZZLER CONFIRMED FOR ALL IN TEXAS

>>18194931
Kindly do the needful.

>>18194424
Stop copying me. I wouldn’t write all that.

Bandido and Brody King vs. ProtoShita added

>>18195282
uh yeah that's gonna be a BOOM from me bros

>>18195335
Imagine if Brody wins. Kek. People will shit on my guy buddy even more

>disappears for 3 months
Is there a reason why?

>>18192666
>been on sale for 7 months
>45k seat capacity
>barely 50% sold
>possible thousands of those tickets weren't actually sold and were just removed and people that bought tickets will be upgraded to better seats at the show

>>18195335
sign me up

AH HAAAAA

>>18195483
Why is there a Blake Christian match every single week now

Buddy should’ve gotten Blake’s tv time.

mfw kenny beats okada and takes off his mask at the end of the match revealing that he has actually been buddy the entire time

>>18194569
>imagine

God DAMN I love being a sicko.

>>18192611 (OP)
>Talky-Talk
what is that? is it the name of a talk show segment?

>>18195921
It's Delaware hick speak for "promo segment"

SICKOOOOOOOOOOOOOS
ARE WE FUCKIN READYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY??!!??!!??!

>>18193001
KWABOTY 2025 yes

>>18195483
My man Trevor is going to murder that geek.

>The singular (One) Edrone who threw a fit and got b& last week is back at it again already tonight
https://archive.palanq.win/pw/search/tnum/18139744/deleted/deleted/
https://archive.palanq.win/pw/search/tnum/18143315/deleted/deleted/
It's going to happen to you again tonight btw.
What a sad seething existence
KWAB!

>>18192694
LOCKED IN

>>18192611 (OP)
CM Punk lost

>>18193032
>>18196026

>>18196023
>>18196044
HA HA YES

>>18194434
JYEEEZUS

>>18194424
>>18195313
>There is a copycat buddyfag now and they have heat
kek

>>18196108
We love buddy in this board.

>>18196016
*Delaware hick speak for "u in trouble boi"

>>18196108
Buddy is finally a draw

>>18196051
Many are saying this

stream?

>>18196117
I’ve recently been turn onto Buddymania

>>18196190
https://www.hbomax.com
https://www.trillertv.com/

>>18196172
Always was.
https://x.com/wrestlingsdeity/status/1860475722109796673

9 minutes before Kino-Fest
Look for the hogwheelz sign in the upper left of the main camera!!!

>>18196190
: a body of running water (such as a river or creek) flowing on the earth. also : any body of flowing fluid (such as water or gas)

>>18196190
whatever Okada and Ibushi's bodies were floating in

I am here for my main man Hologram, shout to to all my holoniggas

LETS FUCKING GO

>>18196221
HOLOGANG
EL SEXO MORTOS GANG
WHERE ARE YOU AT!?

HBO MAX baaay beeeee!!

just wolfed down a big thing of chik fil a waffle fries, bout to hit the bong and watch some professional fucking wrestling

NO HOLOGRAM NO WATCH

Yo Onions un 'ologramo

>>18196016
legit thought it was the debut of some new segment by mjf. lol

>>18196237
>the mortos lewders were literally sasha the whole time
I shouldn't be surprised

go home shows are always fun

>>18192611 (OP)
Show better start with the women's match

YOU WANTED WAAAAAAAAARRRRRRR

YOU WANTED WARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

nvm lads found the stream

YOU WANTED WAR

HERE WE GO!

YOU WANTED WAAAAARRRR

YOU WANTED WAR

We're 3 days away from the Rise, Recession and Redemption of Hangman Adam Page

>>18196239
right there with you Max chad!

WE ARE FUCKIN LIVE

>>18196267
YOU FINNA DING-DONG DIDDLY

I LOVE AEW!!!!

C E O
C E O
C E O

CEO
CEO
CEO
CEO

Mina wore the red cowgirl outfit better.

the beast mortos is a lucky beast

LOOK AT HER THICK CARAMEL THIGHS

Welp, I wasn't ready yet, but time to whip out the ole 4 incher.

Our caramel goddess CEO looking GOOD

C E O
C E O
C E O

can't have an aew show without an 8 man shitshow can we, sisters?

GOT A MACHINE HEAD BETTER THAN THE REST GREEN TO RED MACHINE A HEEAD!

>Still using Machinehead for All In
Love you Big Tony

mercedes needs to get the rights to sky's the limit because her current theme sucks

>Mercedes is going to be at Toni
>So many people will be mad
One more belt for those caramel nalgas

>>18196296
mortos is lucky fella

C E O

TONI :D

>>18196239
MANY SUCH CASES
500,000 TO BE EXACT

MRS MORTOS IS HERE

where's the wrestling? why doesn't this show ever start with wrestling anymore?

The Bush song made sense when All In was in London.

Toni confirmed Steer!

Do you pronounce it "Care-uh-mel thighs" or "Car-mel thighs"?

...

>Mercedes just got Crunchyroll merch
Welp, thats a lock for a win.

>>18196296
Do you think she chases Mortos in his labyrinth?

>no Steers and Queers chant
Awful crowd

have they ever said what CEO stands for, officially?

Kek

>>18196300
>Naito negotiates with Bushiroad, 2025

the amount of seeth when Mercedes goes over Toni is gonna be great

BASED LUTHER

Luther gets paid six figures to sniff Toni's BO

I don’t like when wrestlers call each other marks of it’s not sincere shoot heat

She called her the wrestling equivalent of the N-word. That's NOT cool.

aew POO POO

>>18196324
Car-a-mel

Hey, it's STIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING

>>18196336
I like them both but I can’t wait to troll those with mercedes derangement syndrome

>>18196253
I'll smack my for you tonight.
;D

blinker checkpoint

IT'S STIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING

>>18196346
Gross, worst of both worlds

Gooning to Toni's fishnets

TOLD
TIMELESS TOLDI STORM

Why don't any of these women have breasts. We want Mina.

I want my permanent residence to be Toni's ass.

>>18196330
Cum Equine Orally

Oh fuck Toni is ethering her

Toni Strom is thicc like peanut butter in the freezer.

PUSSEY

Champagne can burn???

This honestly feels like a scenario where she could tear down and destroy Mercedes for a shoot and is being nice/political to not do it.

>Moxley gets a cheap pin on Hangman
>Crowd fuming
>Kahn tells Schiovane to restart the match
>Hangman wins
Is this considered a Dusty Finish?

toni is like one step behind mercedes hogan

>>18196328
they have defo done the Persephone/Minotaur roleplay in the bedroom with him dressed in full gimmick
raw, base, animalistic lust

I’d like to see rheas husband and Mercedes bf have a match together.

>>18196365
Get in line

>>18196324
Culo Caramelo

This promo sucks

Toni storm is so hoooooooootttttttt

Mone is using her dumb accent

>>18196378
they literally did that with Bandito and Jericho

>>18196330
Cum
Extraction
Officer

stupid promo

How much to ride the Mone Train?

i have be better than you

>>18196382
with juice as special ref

>>18196376
Yeah Toni is giving genuine critiques and Mercedes only knows how to give a WWE promo reply. She’s not equipped to shoot and is just confirming the speaking in catchphrases. Toni could end her if she wanted.

i shoot need toni to suffocate me with her ass

>>18196365
Can she drop this stupid facade of being a fake 1950s woman and go back to this Toni?

>>18196395
bout tree fiddy

damn this got very existential

>>18196401
>Genuine criticism
>Its just rambling with an accent

Toni waxing philosophical

>Everybody dies
Lance Archer popped in the back

>>18192611 (OP)
>from The Curtis Culwell Center in Garland, Texas!
Is my Vietnamese wife in attendance?

>legacies don't exist
>from silly strayan bitch that uses a golden age of hollywood gimmick
this is brainlet shit meant to sound "deep".

When did Toni get so good on the mic. She's like S-Tier

KWAB

>>18196404
She actually has a bussy character now

I MEAN THIS SATURDAY

BOTCH

>>18196404
But but but we wouldn't get all this promo kino

you fucked up!

>Legacies don’t exist
>You will go down as

Why did Mercedes spill mustard and ketchup on her shoulders?

Toni won

>Chanting you fucked up at such an inconsequential flub
Wrestling fans are the worst

>put all your belts on our girl
>toni will make it clear none of them are considered the big one
Fuck you Revpro, random Austrian indie and NJPW.

>YOU FUCKED UP
>YOU FUCKED UP
kek

I want to fuck Toni Storm's butt so bad bros

MERCEDES = GOTTEN TO

>>18196429
>kino
where?

I don't like Wheeler Yuta. I don't like Mercedes. I don't like that Tony likes them. I don't like pretending to like them to make edrones mad.

>Mox promo
these are always lynchian

>>18196435
>NOOOOOO LEAVE MERCEDES ALONE
Eat shit bitch.

>>18196446
>EAT SHIT, BITCH
there.

wow there are kids watching
tasteless

>>18196448
I don’t like that Tony doesn’t like Buddy. It’s not his fault Rhea liked those posts making fun of him.

SHE BOTCHED IT

>Toni didn’t want a pie to the face
>Will dance around in underwear while pretending to be a Hollywood Starlet pouring wine on her chest

>>18196446
they just started watching wrestling when it became a reddit fad.
they don't know what wrestling kino is supposed to look like.
they just kind of pretend to know.

HE'S HERE!

Shout out Mone for reminding me it's on Saturday, fuck Sunday PPVs

>>18196456
this is you

WHERES MARINA?

Every time I see Mercedes, I get a boner

Mox/Hangman can honestly go either way

>>18196458
I think Buddy is just cursed. I genuinely felt like he was on the brink of a push when he KWAB'd his ankle.

>>18196467
Best way to be honestly

>you think you can survive
FIVE MINUTES WITH THE GREATEST WRESTLER ALIVE??

NEW THREAD
>>18196479
>>18196479
>>18196479
>>18196479
>>18196479

>>18196460
LOVE ME SOME CHOCOLATE BITCH

Mox is going ALL THE WAY IN with Hangman Adam Page!

>>18196481
I thought it too, Max > Mox

>>18196472
icing her nipples

>>18196487
huh wat u mean?

>>18196460
In all honesty, why not have the PPV on a fucking Sunday. Wrestling fans are creatures of habit, we're all used to Sunday being the designated PAYPE day.

EL MAS BUSCADO

LIFE IS HARD

BE HARDER

>>18196487
Revolution 2023 rematch
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S-iz_QAuR-I

>>18196486
anyone got the YT link to that AI vocaroo

>>18192611 (OP)
>Final Face-To-Face
Uh? But they face off this Saturday at All In

>>18196476
>his push was having a feud with washed up Okada over an insult and losing

THE CHUD ANIHILATOR IS HERE

>Brody "I hope an Illegal kills your family" King
>Brody "I love Kamala Harris" King
>Brody "I voted for Joe Biden" King
Buddy > Brody

>>18196505
Some of us have work on Monday fucker

NEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
>>18196479
>>18196479
>>18196479
>>18196479

>>18196467
You mean I have a soul? Neat!

Kek Dooby poster

Buddy's buddy is her

Takeshika has the best theme

>PROTOSHITA
Jesus fucking christ

>>18196510
https://youtu.be/4KrGoI6_Wt4

>>18196533
It's sounds like old WCW

>>18196542
based
thanks

>>18196527
*here

>>18196564
Thursday Thunder vibes

Takeshita almost killed himself doing that last week

>>18196591
Im pretty sure its straight up the Nitro theme