It's The Final Dynamite Before All In Texas This Saturday!...
AEW Dynamite live TONIGHT! from The Curtis Culwell Center in Garland, Texas!
8/7pm CT on TBS & Streaming On MAX!
>AEW World Champion Jon Moxley, The Young Bucks, & Claudio vs. Hangman Adam Page, Will Ospreay, Powerhouse Hobbs, & Shibata in an All Star 8-Man Tag
>Megan Bayne vs. Tay Melo vs. Queen Aminata vs. Thekla in a 4-Way For The #2 Spot In The Casino Gauntlet At All In Texas
>Timeless Toni Storm & The CEO Mercedes Mone Final Face-To-Face
>Samoa Joe vs. Wheeler Yuta
>Mark Briscoe & MJF Talky-Talk
>And More!
** 3 Days Out From All In Texas **
>>18192611 (OP)Jesus that's one grim card. What the hell happened to this company?
>>18192614nigga you say this every week and time and time again you get BTFO after a great a show
>>18192611 (OP)>Mark Briscoe & MJF Talky-TalkThat'll put butts in seats
>>18192622Not really though, most Dynamite episodes are weak as fuck. Only the PPVs are good.
>>18192611 (OP)rampage ass card
The most attended pro wrestling show this weekend will be AEW All In.
No pro wrestling show this weekend will have more fans in attendance than AEW All In.
FACT
>>18192694Iโm sick of not seeing buddy.
im gonna watch the thekla match but im expecting it to be a shitty clusterfuck
>>18192611 (OP)Enough with the mutliman shit
>>18192628Nah the PPVs are crap as well only indie vanilla midget lovers defend them
>>18192614It was always shit though
>>18192611 (OP)>another 8man tag that will go ~20mins
>>18192611 (OP)>having the guys who are working the main event of your biggest show work the fucking go home in a tag matchTK really has no sense of long term booking at all
>>18192892WWE does that all the time. It's just a way to get the competitors to tease a lock up before the PPV
>>18193001at sucking saudi cock, maybe
>>18193009The All In he was at had at least 70k 2 years ago. Now it barely cracks 20k. AEW is dead
>>18193015if it's dead why are they still hosting shows and getting 20k+ for a ppv
>>18192666letโs get him edrones!!
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AEW got the Crunchyroll sponsorship
Anime is ALL ELITE
>>18192699Just a couple more days schizo, he WILL WIN the casino gauntlet
What debuts and returns do you guys think we're getting in the men and women's casino gauntlet
AEdub trannies sure do love their slop huh?
>>18193198If someone told me Vince was booking this shit, i wouldn't be shocked at all. It'a so funny how Tony books go home shows the exact way he did
I'm glad the shit dynamites before a ppv thing AEW used to do is a thing of the past. hopefully no one gets injured
>>18193181Iโm not a schizo. I am a perfectly normal man with happy feelings all the time.
>>18192901WWE never does that retard
>>18192611 (OP)>Will Hobb>All-Starlol ok
>>18193285Vince did. Paul doesnt
>>18193339You're still wrong, double dipshit. Now one of these shitters is going to get hurt because the cokehead has no sense of long term thinking and you'll have no main event for your shitty show that no one is going to see LMAO
You dumbass nigger
WTF is a talky talk. Sounds really gay
>>18193367You never had a talky talk with one of your bros? Is that not a thing in India?
>>18193425You live there. So you tell me
>>18192611 (OP)Only faggots and trannies watch aew
>>18193470statistically not true. technically there are more trans and gay people watching WWE than AEW per capita
>>18192611 (OP)I WILL be watching this
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Jon Moxley puts over Hangman Adam Page BIGLY. Calls him a homegrown TOP GUY.
He basically gives blackpilled millennials hope
>>18193588How can Christian compete?
>>18192611 (OP)Did you mean 'go Home & Garden show'?
>>18192611 (OP)When did Tay Melo/Conti whatever come back? Did she dump her new kid in a favella?
>>18193588Mox and Seth are the only shield guys trying to get the next generation over. Can't say the same about Big Rome
>>18193588Who the fuck called him the Emo Cowboy and why would say that if it is a positive thing?
For me, its Ibussy going to the casino gauntlet on number 4 and wins it
>>18193647because he is genx and in the 90โs emo was kinda cool with bands like Sunny Day Real Estate. Weezerโs greatest album to this day is considered an emo album for example
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Wait what? No more "You Wanted War"?????
>>18193752holy based
tone dog licensing the fuck out of music for the love of the game
>>18193015>The All In he was at had at least 70k 2 years ago.Not because of him.
>>18193189Hoping for a Monty Brown return like Nigel last year. I guess heโs doing a one off appearance at a wrestling convention nearby. He was one of my favorites in early TNA so Iโm hoping he comes back and Pounces some niggas
>>18192611 (OP)Jesus Christ how many of these Dick Riders + Cucks vs. Opps + randos multi-man matches did we have already
>>18193843Yes it was, unless you think they sold that much for Atom Smol LMAOOOO
>>18192611 (OP)why all the badass looking women not being pushed and they just keep giving the wwe rejects the spotlight?
>>18193009>he won cause he got paid millions for doing an easy jobdamn what a loser lol
>>18193916They are not building up Aminata. Thekla just got there and has some momentum. Bayne and Penelope are putting in work on Collision and PPVs. TayJay just got back together and getting TV time.
I think you're just blind. There's a lot of women being pushed right now
>>18193926I meant to say that they ARE building up Aminata and using her more, not that she' not being built up.
>>18193024>actually trying to brag that they barely are even filling half of a stadium up
>>18193588All the talk about reaching the top of the mountain confirms that Hanger does the job and Darby winning the belt is still the plan
>>18193938They are doing an Endgame ending for the main event. Darby is hitting a Coffin Drop on Mox followed by a Busyckly Knee by Danielson, followed by a Buckshot Lariat by Hangman for the 1-2-3
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BREAKING NEWS: WBD Execs very high on Hologram. David Zasloff calls him MONEYGram
>>18192611 (OP)>All In go home show promoted harder than 300Fair enough.
Kind of tempting fate by having all his big stars in a multi man tho
>>18193594Moxley is Christian's best friend in AEW and told Tony to sign him.
>Iโll tell you, a guy Iโd like to see here is Christian. I donโt know if that was a one-off for him in the Royal Rumble but he looked frigging good to me, looked like he was in great shape, he looked sharp, man. Iโll tell you, heโs one of the guys thatโs โ the wrestlers know it more so than anybody โ Christian is so good. Like, his brain and his execution, and his mind for wrestling is just like next-level.>First time we worked with him, you know, weโd come in and weโre doing these six mans with The Shield, really pushing the pace and trying to make the most exciting matches and weโre pushing these guys to like, all these dream team guys, weโre pushing them to be like, โNo, letโs do another thing and another thing, letโs add more to do another save and another thing, and letโs do a triple this,โ or whatever. And weโre really pushing the pace, you know, and like thinking, like, โAll right. Yeah, nobody can keep up with us. This is awesome.โ>And then we work with Christian one night. I remember me and Seth looking at each other going, โDamn, Christian is good,โ Christian made us feel like, โDamn, heโs likeโฆ We thought we were really fucking good. Heโs like next level.โ The people who work with him know, in the industry, you know, his respect level is huge, the things that he could do with the wrestlers in AEW โ and all the creative kind of freedom.>Thereโs no hindrance on anything creatively here, obviously, weโre having a frigging Exploding Death Match, so the things Christian could do at AEW, I would be extremely excited to see that. That would be that would be my number one dream guy.
>>18194143Do you think Christian ever gets to hold the AEW World Title before he retires?
>>18193935where am I bragging? you said it's dead, I'm asking how if they can still get 20k+ people in attendance, which is still unheard of in, for example, TNA
>>18194011>DELETE THISI know he's confirmed it many times before but this definitely sets in stone that Max lurks here.
>>18194404MJF, Caster, the mxm fags
Can't wait for Buddy return tonight, injure Hangman and become his replacement in the main event of All In where he will win the championship and reign for the next twenty years.
>>18194424My rambunctious friend, it is time to put the crack pipe down.
>>18194011He does got that cake though
>>18194427that's just buddy, ignore him
>>18194422>Max, Max, and..... Max>the shows airs on Max
>>18194434does every female "wrestler" nowadays have a shitty of account where they barely post any nudes if at all and it's just shitty tease content you've seen on the web since early 2000s?
>>18192611 (OP)No wonder an all women's show sold more tickets than this shit kek this is embarrassing for their go home show for their Wrestlemania
>>18194465Well yeah, it's only the fired ones that become pseudo-pornstars.
>>18194482imagine being so pathetic you pay for pics in shitty quality of a woman who you can find in skimpier outfits wrestling
>Talky-Talk
>Scissor Me Daddy
>Protect Trans Kids
I'm sorry, but this cum slurping promotion ain't for me.
>>18192622>and time and time again you get BTFO after a great a showyou jobbed to a rerun of an hgtv show that doesn't even have it's own wikipedia page. like idk how you can claim the show is high quality every week if people would rather watch HGTV reruns
>>18192611 (OP)finally! the only day of the week where wrestling matters
>>18194647Ah yes, it's time to watch Seff Rollins act and dress like a faggot for 20 minutes!
>>18194020This is giving me similar vibes to this legendary tweet
>>18192611 (OP)How come this show only sold 2k tickets? I thought momentum was on our side and the pendulum was swinging our way, sickobros?
>>18194011Damm he caked up
>>18193902He returned 6 weeks before the event when they'd already sold like 70k tickets anon. It was simply AEW in the UK for the first time, that's what the draw was.
>>18192611 (OP)>go home show editionisn't that every dynamite?
Dynamite days are a lot more exciting than Raw or Smackdown days. Chaos > Formulaic Slop
Mark Briscoe finna say the K word, can't wait.
>>18194931he's gonna finna boutta call MJF a kike?
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THE RIZZLER CONFIRMED FOR ALL IN TEXAS
THE RIZZLER CONFIRMED FOR ALL IN TEXAS
THE RIZZLER CONFIRMED FOR ALL IN TEXAS
THE RIZZLER CONFIRMED FOR ALL IN TEXAS
>>18194931Kindly do the needful.
>>18194424Stop copying me. I wouldnโt write all that.
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Bandido and Brody King vs. ProtoShita added
>>18195282uh yeah that's gonna be a BOOM from me bros
>>18195335Imagine if Brody wins. Kek. People will shit on my guy buddy even more
>disappears for 3 months
Is there a reason why?
>>18192666>been on sale for 7 months>45k seat capacity>barely 50% sold>possible thousands of those tickets weren't actually sold and were just removed and people that bought tickets will be upgraded to better seats at the show
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AH HAAAAA
>>18195483Why is there a Blake Christian match every single week now
Buddy shouldโve gotten Blakeโs tv time.
mfw kenny beats okada and takes off his mask at the end of the match revealing that he has actually been buddy the entire time
God DAMN I love being a sicko.
>>18192611 (OP)>Talky-Talkwhat is that? is it the name of a talk show segment?
>>18195921It's Delaware hick speak for "promo segment"
SICKOOOOOOOOOOOOOS
ARE WE FUCKIN READYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY??!!??!!??!
>>18193001KWABOTY 2025 yes
>>18195483My man Trevor is going to murder that geek.
>The singular (One) Edrone who threw a fit and got b& last week is back at it again already tonight
https://archive.palanq.win/pw/search/tnum/18139744/deleted/deleted/
https://archive.palanq.win/pw/search/tnum/18143315/deleted/deleted/
It's going to happen to you again tonight btw.
What a sad seething existence
KWAB!
CIA
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>>18194424>>18195313>There is a copycat buddyfag now and they have heat kek
>>18196108We love buddy in this board.
>>18196016*Delaware hick speak for "u in trouble boi"
>>18196108Buddy is finally a draw
>>18196051Many are saying this
>>18196117Iโve recently been turn onto Buddymania
>>18196190https://www.hbomax.com
https://www.trillertv.com/
>>18196172Always was.
https://x.com/wrestlingsdeity/status/1860475722109796673
9 minutes before Kino-Fest
Look for the hogwheelz sign in the upper left of the main camera!!!
>>18196190: a body of running water (such as a river or creek) flowing on the earth. also : any body of flowing fluid (such as water or gas)
>>18196190whatever Okada and Ibushi's bodies were floating in
I am here for my main man Hologram, shout to to all my holoniggas
lfgp
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LETS FUCKING GO
>>18196221HOLOGANG
EL SEXO MORTOS GANG
WHERE ARE YOU AT!?
just wolfed down a big thing of chik fil a waffle fries, bout to hit the bong and watch some professional fucking wrestling
>>18196016legit thought it was the debut of some new segment by mjf. lol
>>18196237>the mortos lewders were literally sasha the whole timeI shouldn't be surprised
go home shows are always fun
>>18192611 (OP)Show better start with the women's match
YOU WANTED WAAAAAAAAARRRRRRR
YOU WANTED WARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
nvm lads found the stream
We're 3 days away from the Rise, Recession and Redemption of Hangman Adam Page
>>18196239right there with you Max chad!
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WE ARE FUCKIN LIVE
>>18196267YOU FINNA DING-DONG DIDDLY
>that chubby girl in the green dress
Mina wore the red cowgirl outfit better.
the beast mortos is a lucky beast
LOOK AT HER THICK CARAMEL THIGHS
>starts with women's wrestling again
Welp, I wasn't ready yet, but time to whip out the ole 4 incher.
Our caramel goddess CEO looking GOOD
can't have an aew show without an 8 man shitshow can we, sisters?
GOT A MACHINE HEAD BETTER THAN THE REST GREEN TO RED MACHINE A HEEAD!
>Still using Machinehead for All In
Love you Big Tony
mercedes needs to get the rights to sky's the limit because her current theme sucks
>Mercedes is going to be at Toni
>So many people will be mad
One more belt for those caramel nalgas
>>18196296mortos is lucky fella
>>18196239MANY SUCH CASES
500,000 TO BE EXACT
where's the wrestling? why doesn't this show ever start with wrestling anymore?
The Bush song made sense when All In was in London.
Do you pronounce it "Care-uh-mel thighs" or "Car-mel thighs"?
>Mercedes just got Crunchyroll merch
Welp, thats a lock for a win.
>>18196296Do you think she chases Mortos in his labyrinth?
>no Steers and Queers chant
Awful crowd
have they ever said what CEO stands for, officially?
>>18196300>Naito negotiates with Bushiroad, 2025
>incredibly mild toni cheers
the amount of seeth when Mercedes goes over Toni is gonna be great
Luther gets paid six figures to sniff Toni's BO
I donโt like when wrestlers call each other marks of itโs not sincere shoot heat
She called her the wrestling equivalent of the N-word. That's NOT cool.
Hey, it's STIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING
>>18196336I like them both but I canโt wait to troll those with mercedes derangement syndrome
>>18196253I'll smack my for you tonight.
;D
IT'S STIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING
>>18196346Gross, worst of both worlds
Gooning to Toni's fishnets
Why don't any of these women have breasts. We want Mina.
I want my permanent residence to be Toni's ass.
>>18196330Cum Equine Orally
Oh fuck Toni is ethering her
Toni Strom is thicc like peanut butter in the freezer.
This honestly feels like a scenario where she could tear down and destroy Mercedes for a shoot and is being nice/political to not do it.
>Moxley gets a cheap pin on Hangman
>Crowd fuming
>Kahn tells Schiovane to restart the match
>Hangman wins
Is this considered a Dusty Finish?
toni is like one step behind mercedes hogan
>>18196328they have defo done the Persephone/Minotaur roleplay in the bedroom with him dressed in full gimmick
raw, base, animalistic lust
Iโd like to see rheas husband and Mercedes bf have a match together.
Toni storm is so hoooooooootttttttt
Mone is using her dumb accent
>>18196378they literally did that with Bandito and Jericho
>>18196330Cum
Extraction
Officer
How much to ride the Mone Train?
i have be better than you
>>18196382with juice as special ref
>>18196376Yeah Toni is giving genuine critiques and Mercedes only knows how to give a WWE promo reply. Sheโs not equipped to shoot and is just confirming the speaking in catchphrases. Toni could end her if she wanted.
i shoot need toni to suffocate me with her ass
>>18196365Can she drop this stupid facade of being a fake 1950s woman and go back to this Toni?
>>18196395bout tree fiddy
damn this got very existential
>>18196401>Genuine criticism >Its just rambling with an accent
Toni waxing philosophical
>Everybody dies
Lance Archer popped in the back
>>18192611 (OP)>from The Curtis Culwell Center in Garland, Texas!Is my Vietnamese wife in attendance?
>legacies don't exist
>from silly strayan bitch that uses a golden age of hollywood gimmick
this is brainlet shit meant to sound "deep".
When did Toni get so good on the mic. She's like S-Tier
>>18196404She actually has a bussy character now
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>>18196404But but but we wouldn't get all this promo kino
>Legacies donโt exist
>You will go down as
Why did Mercedes spill mustard and ketchup on her shoulders?
>Chanting you fucked up at such an inconsequential flub
Wrestling fans are the worst
>put all your belts on our girl
>toni will make it clear none of them are considered the big one
Fuck you Revpro, random Austrian indie and NJPW.
>YOU FUCKED UP
>YOU FUCKED UP
kek
I want to fuck Toni Storm's butt so bad bros
pep
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I don't like Wheeler Yuta. I don't like Mercedes. I don't like that Tony likes them. I don't like pretending to like them to make edrones mad.
>Mox promo
these are always lynchian
>>18196435>NOOOOOO LEAVE MERCEDES ALONE Eat shit bitch.
>>18196446>EAT SHIT, BITCHthere.
wow there are kids watching
tasteless
>>18196448I donโt like that Tony doesnโt like Buddy. Itโs not his fault Rhea liked those posts making fun of him.
>Toni didnโt want a pie to the face
>Will dance around in underwear while pretending to be a Hollywood Starlet pouring wine on her chest
>>18196446they just started watching wrestling when it became a reddit fad.
they don't know what wrestling kino is supposed to look like.
they just kind of pretend to know.
Shout out Mone for reminding me it's on Saturday, fuck Sunday PPVs
ceo
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Every time I see Mercedes, I get a boner
Mox/Hangman can honestly go either way
GOOD
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>>18196458I think Buddy is just cursed. I genuinely felt like he was on the brink of a push when he KWAB'd his ankle.
>>18196467Best way to be honestly
>you think you can survive
FIVE MINUTES WITH THE GREATEST WRESTLER ALIVE??
>>18196460LOVE ME SOME CHOCOLATE BITCH
Mox is going ALL THE WAY IN with Hangman Adam Page!
>>18196481I thought it too, Max > Mox
>>18196472icing her nipples
>>18196487huh wat u mean?
>>18196460In all honesty, why not have the PPV on a fucking Sunday. Wrestling fans are creatures of habit, we're all used to Sunday being the designated PAYPE day.
>>18196487Revolution 2023 rematch
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S-iz_QAuR-I
>>18196486anyone got the YT link to that AI vocaroo
>>18192611 (OP)>Final Face-To-FaceUh? But they face off this Saturday at All In
>>18196476>his push was having a feud with washed up Okada over an insult and losing
THE CHUD ANIHILATOR IS HERE
>Brody "I hope an Illegal kills your family" King
>Brody "I love Kamala Harris" King
>Brody "I voted for Joe Biden" King
Buddy > Brody
>>18196505Some of us have work on Monday fucker
>>18196467You mean I have a soul? Neat!
Takeshika has the best theme
>PROTOSHITA
Jesus fucking christ
>>18196510https://youtu.be/4KrGoI6_Wt4
>>18196533It's sounds like old WCW
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>>18196564Thursday Thunder vibes
Takeshita almost killed himself doing that last week
>>18196591Im pretty sure its straight up the Nitro theme