What should be added to make it a sell out?

Santina Marella

>>18193048 (OP)
BB
The Kat

James Ellsworth

>>18193048 (OP)
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOO
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
WHAT A FAILED KWAB PPV

>>18193048 (OP)
Live sex celebration, preferably a 30-women lesbian orgy

>>18193048 (OP)
One single bra-and-panties match

vince vs stephanie
first blood match
if anyone interferes stephanie must strip to her bra and micro thong

>>18194579
What's the story?

>>18193048 (OP)
FUCKING KWAB
FAILED DEAD SHOW
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>18194762
There is no story. For anything. They can't write and it's finally catching up to them.

>>18193048 (OP)
Change all matches to bra and panties and bring back any sexy diva that wants to partake

>>18194589
and a pudding match!

>>18193048 (OP)
A men's match couldn't save this shit

>>18193048 (OP)
A pudding match stipulation for the Iyo vs Rhea bout.

>>18196875
evolution 2, now headlined by roman reigns vs the rock

>>18196962
Would more than double the ticket sales but how would the "evolution has no promotion" "tko puts on a show that will lose money even though they're greedy" crowd cope with this?

>>18196987
idk but i am definitely sure you will let all of us know

>>18193048 (OP)
All ticket holders and kiss Kairi's foot one time

>>18193048 (OP)
kek what a disater

>>18193048 (OP)
Christ thats grim

>>18193048 (OP)
Total failure
shitshow

>>18194589
This

>>18193048 (OP)
They need to have Roman come back at a evolution atp to save that shit show

>>18193048 (OP)
total bomb show
brutal

>>18193048 (OP)
Good wrestling?

>>18193048 (OP)
why didn't hatman send mayu like he said he would

Make the call, Paul.

>>18199304
hahahahahah

>>18193048 (OP)
FAILED DEAD SHOW

>>18193048 (OP)
wow what a failed product enjoy losing money jews

>>18201512
KEK

>>18193048 (OP)
Bra and panties match

>>18193048 (OP)
KWABOTY PLE

>>18203869
oh it totally wins that

>>18193048 (OP)
Goldberg.

>>18193048 (OP)
Have it not be in Georgia.
They don't deserve a show like this. What point is there in doing an all-female show in hillbilly country?

>>18193048 (OP)
needed some more joshi

>>18203869
Easy W

>>18193048 (OP)
just cancel this embarrassing flop show already

>>18207938
for real

>>18194762
Liv Morgan cut a promo saying she's going into the sex business for herself and that's she's by far the most qualified woman there.
Rhea Ripley's body dysmorphia is triggered and forces her to strip half-naked, take the mic and say she's the sexiest woman in the history of the WWE.
Others get their own dysmorphia triggered by this and they repeat this one-upmanship with everything from aesthetics to sexual talent and how good they are at kissing and everything else.

Call it a Cattle Royale.

AEW bros despite our differences I think we can take this time to come together to LMAO a women's wrestling and all the simps who claim it draws

>>18193048 (OP)
Bertha Faye

>>18193048 (OP)
Except

>>18210811
they went real quiet after this kek

>Dead show
>Dead fed
>Slopfest
>All womeme show
>5x less attendance than All-In
Edophiles in the mud AGAIN

>>18211241
MANY SUCH CASES!!

>>18210811
But I was assured Evolution had only sold 2000 tickets max....

>>18210811
>>18212193
When can we expect HHH to announce that Evolution 2 broke the attendance and gate record they set in the same arena last year? They're going to reach 16,092 by Sunday, right?

this Pay Per Goo needs just one more thing: Izzy and Bayley dyking out.

>>18193048 (OP)
Evolution is a mysteryy
full of -or rather emptyy-
it's hard to make people buy seats

Night of Champs, three days ago
"More revenue!" asks TKO
Time for 'nother dimeless PLE

"AEW must perish,
let's drain the fans from All In":
Tony lives in their heads rent-free

I see the tarps in the seats
Where is Monroe and Rouseyy?
Lita, Terri, Ivory I don't see

Evolution! Evolution!

>>18212433

>>18212356
>I need to be mad about this so bad! They weren't supposed to sell any tickets!

>>18193048 (OP)
Pathetic, so much for the "big leagues" HAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAH