Thread 18196479

It's The Final Dynamite Before All In Texas This Saturday!...
AEW Dynamite live TONIGHT! from The Curtis Culwell Center in Garland, Texas!
8/7pm CT on TBS & Streaming On MAX!

>AEW World Champion Jon Moxley, The Young Bucks, & Claudio vs. Hangman Adam Page, Will Ospreay, Powerhouse Hobbs, & Shibata in an All Star 8-Man Tag
>Megan Bayne vs. Tay Melo vs. Queen Aminata vs. Thekla in a 4-Way For The #2 Spot In The Casino Gauntlet At All In Texas
>Timeless Toni Storm & The CEO Mercedes Mone Final Face-To-Face
>Samoa Joe vs. Wheeler Yuta
>Mark Briscoe & MJF Talky-Talk
>And More!

** 3 Days Out From All In Texas **

First for THEKLA

I'm only watching saturday for mox and hanger

negru

>>18196479 (OP)
I LOVE AEW!

>>18196499
If only you loved taking a shower!

Damn first match is a fucking banger

Brody King and Bandido is such a funny team to me

Why is Lance Archer here

Bandido vs Takeshita should've been on All In

Where is the Takeshita "high intensity sex" poster

Brody King needs to start getting pushed after All In

EXCLAIBUR BTFO

I'm here for Takeshita only

WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF

Rate this 40 day build:
>preliminary face to face
>mone eating steak
>title defense with mina
>pull apart brawl
>toni eating steak
>eat shit bitch (tonight)

DON'T SPEAK TO ME IF YOU'VE NEVER DRAWN A DIME /PW/

look at these two big bvlls

>>18196549
Brody and Big Beautiful Bill need well deserved pushes

>>18196561
Pretty meh but that's because I don't like Mone's "character" or promos

>>18196562
Eat shit bitch

Brody "don't deport my indentured servants and laborers" King

Buddy doesn’t want illegals so he’s better than Brody.

bandido vs takeshita finna slap maybe

>>18196580
Quit trying to make Fletch happen

Jumbo jet jones over here

Brody "I smuggle Illegal gang members into the US to harm americans" King

One of America's top wrestlers Brody King

>>18196553
BASED
I pop every time

>take-a-shit gave him a playful little slap to acknowledge how well the spot went
tell me why this guy is good again?

takeshita's the best wrestler tony has and he continues to get disrespected weekly

I think I would be more upset if Fletcher didn't beat Cole than if Moxley beats Hangman

>>18196607
>He didn't recognize a kidney slap
GRIM

>>18196604
b-b-b-based

Why is his name Take-a-Shit, shouldn't they get him a gimmick name that doesn't sound like a joke

>>18196590
delicious caramel ceo
https://youtu.be/4KrGoI6_Wt4

>Samoa Joe vs Yuta
Someone is going to die tonight

Am I weird for side-hugging my female cousins?

>>18196618
Nope, then reddit would call them insensitive and racist for not accepting his real name.

>>18196610
good thing NJPW is using him right.
He might well win G1 this year

>>18196623
How old are they?

>is he from australia?
based taz shooting on how much he's actually paying attention to this gay shit.

>>18196623
Probably a good call. You don't want them feeling your boner.

>>18196633
in their 30s

>>18196622
yuta, and that's great!

that spinning ddt tho

>>18196640
Then no.

>>18196621
kek
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kvI-AXsh1LI

Damn Bandido and Kyle saved the spot

>>18196622
Gabe Kidd will make the save

Well that wad fun!
;D

Why does Brody King like illegal mexicans so much?

fletcher is so fucking good at getting the shit beat out of him

zesty ahhh pin

Barking for Brody > Barking for Breakker

>>18196642
don't say that about yuta...

>>18196652
if PAC isn't ready yeah

>>18196640
It's only weird if they think you're weird. If they're cool with it then you're good. Now, if you were just subtly telling us that you're attracted to them then yes you're a fucking weirdo. Weirdo.

>>18196618
The Great Takeshita would have been better

Bandito and Takeshita have good chemistry

>>18196672
Their match Friday night will fuck hard I bet

>>18196672
Their ROH match will be magical

>>18196665
Thinking Hook might be the X in the trios title match.

Kyle's incessant screaming is over with me, bros.

are there tags in this tag match?

>>18196687
Stop thinking

Wow
Bandido retaining Friday then

>>18196672
AIKA is so damn skinny now

>>18196683
SSSSYYYYYYEEEEEEAAAAHHHHHH

>>18196677
>Takeshita with the pin
>His theme hits

BASED MATCH

I was in love with a female cousin when I was a kid. She's just a couple of year older than me.
Haven't see her in years but if I do, I'll probably fall in love with her again.

>>18196687
First time seeing an AEW tag match? They're basically all tornado tags in practice.

konOOOOOOOOOOsuke

The Murderhawk Monster is the worst nickname in the history of our sport.

>>18196618
His name isnt pronounced anywhere close to as its spelled and they already had MJF come out and clown it when he debuted to get it out of the way

Ok, who got the screen cap of the "Lance Stands Around and Does Nothing" sign with Lance just standing there

OUTFINNERS

OUTRUNNERS

>>18196680
Did they advertise an X ?
for the PPV Trios title defense or a match tonight?

Outrunners getting Dynamite time brother

Brody "I need my cheap Mexican labor" King

O U T R U N N E R S

Outrunners do good promos, if they get smoother in the ring they can be great.

>>18196720
youngest men alive

A CHRISTIAN MATCH?
IN THIS ECONOMY?

HELLL YEAH COLLISION SICKOS

>>18196701
it's hardly my first time watching.
>in practice
then they should probably say what the rules are instead of just arbitrarily enforcing them when they're convenient to the story.
makes the whole show feel disjointed and retarded.

>if you’re anything like me and i know i am
kek

>>18196716
For the title match against The Opps at All In.

>>18196728
Is a VHS filter how they see the world?

>>18196698
This gimmick is over with me

>>18196738
They call themselves... The Opps

>>18196743
yes
their eyesight is permanently fixed to 4:3 ratio
with a 6th gen VHS grain filter

Dead thread dead show dead board. im out

How many women do you guys think will be in the casino battle royale? I wish they did 30, but I know they won't.

all star lineup

Remove Kip
Re-add Jungle Boy

>>18196746
It really do be clever.

MOMMY RENEE IS HERE
FUCK YOU PAUL YOU BALD ASSHOLE
YOU'RE NOT STEALING HER FROM US

>>18196764
me on the right

>>18196758
they must have done a lotta shrooms in the

Did they really turn Kipp Sabian into AEW's Carlito? He hasn't wrestled in years

This show sucks

>>18196761
Yeah pretty sad it's this slow for the gome home show for the biggest ppv of the year.

>>18196776
YOU SUCK

à-HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

SHOW SOME LOVE

LET'S FINGER RICOCHET
PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP

BASED CHRISTIAN

Based Christian "Aryan" Cage. He says NO to black people being in his presence

>>18196680
That’d be based

I LOVE YOU TREVOR!

WTF CHRISTIAN

nigha named Blake lmao

VANILLA BABY!!!

>>18196764
And D*x

This finna be the flippiest match of all time

Blake Christian a face now?

Vanilla Baby got a jobber entrance boooooo

>Blake Christian with the jobber entrance again
kek why bother having this nigga at all, he's dimeless

did the go home show really need this match?

What does Tony see on this jobber?

Blake Christian no entrance downgraded

Show some love

For Rico's squeeze

BIG RATINGS VANILLA BABY IS HERE

>>18196793
the most prominent Blake wrestling on international TV right now

>ricochet is now the leader of yet another heel faction
goes to show you. miss a week of aew and you miss a week of shitshow development.

>>18196808
Luckiest man in the world

Blake giving of Jimmy Del Ray vines

>>18196788
Sicko booking, please understand.

>>18196801
Yes.

poor taz

Late to the party tonight fellow sickos but I couldn't skip the Toni/CEO coomfest

>>18196770
She is Mox's ride or die
They will never darken Fed doors again

WHAT THE FUCK ARE THESE NIGGERS DOING OUT HERE?

>>18196814
It's Swerves old faction, Tony is cooking. This is going to be the straw that breaks the camels back with Swerve

I miss the pip

>>18196824
Uh...anon...ya missed it.

Ricochet's shit talk is gudt

>>18196732
I agree with you. I was just pointing out how the tag matches usually go.

this nigga bald

>>18196788
One heels a Barry Horowitz jobber

>>18196830
where's PORKER

>>18196830
>Tony is cooking.
it certainly is cooked, lil bro.

>>18196808
Too much ass

based sign guy

>>18196836
LMAOOOOOOOOOOO
GOT EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM

>>18196835
i just felt like responding to elaborate my feelings. no disrespect meant towards ya, anon

>>18196814
>miss an episode of the show
>wtf stories happened?
yeah buddy

>>18196845
I saw Sign Guy at a Raw in like 2009
>mfw

>>18196788
Not just Heel vs Heel
Heel flippyshitter vs Heel flippyshitter

I just bet $200 on Draft Kings that Blake Christian is winning

>>18196827
You mean future Tonga Liona and Bishop Tonga

1. “Timeless” Toni Storm (c) vs. Mercedes Moné
Singles match for the AEW Women’s World Championship
2. Jon Moxley (c) vs. “Hangman” Adam Page
Texas Death match for the AEW World Championship
3. Kazuchika Okada (Continental Champion) vs. Kenny Omega (International Champion)
Winner Takes All match to unify the AEW Continental and International Championships into the inaugural AEW Unified Championship
4. Men’s Casino Gauntlet Match
For a future AEW World Championship match
(Participants TBD — Mark Briscoe, MJF, and Místico confirmed)
5. Women’s Casino Gauntlet Match
For a future AEW Women’s World Championship match
(Participants TBD — Kris Statlander confirmed)
6. Swerve Strickland & Will Ospreay vs. The Young Bucks (Matthew & Nicholas Jackson)
Tag team match with dual stipulations:
• If Strickland & Ospreay lose, they can’t challenge for the AEW World Championship for one year
• If The Young Bucks lose, they lose their EVP titles
7. Adam Cole (c) vs. Kyle Fletcher
Singles match for the AEW TNT Championship
8. The Hurt Syndicate (Bobby Lashley & Shelton Benjamin) (c) vs. JetSpeed (Kevin Knight & “Speedball” Mike Bailey) vs. The Patriarchy (Christian Cage & Nick Wayne)
Three-way tag team match for the AEW World Tag Team Championship

aHAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>18196859
Might as well throw that money in the bin.

>>18196854
>>wtf terrible stories happened?
fix'd your implication

>>18196479 (OP)
I LOVE being an AEW chad.

>>18196845
sign guy >>>> green shirt guy

BOOOOOOO

>>18196860
>Bishop Tonga

vanilla baby bros... we'll win one of these days...

Puro factions work because of their structure, everyone has a function, and they are like sports teams/boy bands with merch to get behind. If AEW is gonna larp as a Puro company, maybe Tony should study harder.

Renee looking old and haggard as usual

BLACKED

Justified "tiny pickle" chant

yummy wummy mummy nee-nee

>>18196868
Buddy was a lucky guy.

Neéneé looking yummy wummy as usual

This Dynamite has been dreadful

we love renee don't we folks

>He will enter (if his name is called)
Damn, why don't they just have MJF beat Briscoe so we don't even see Mistico enter third.
Way to reiterate that this is fake guys.

Renee status?

Mike Bailey sucks

>>18196904
many cases

>>18196912
Her black roots are showing

>the omega
no one has ever called him that lol

Is this going to be the match?

>>18196906
Doesn't even feel like a go home show

>>18196889
>renee looking absolutely WALLED
>mox in the best shape of his life
kek

Okada going over seems likely

old and haggard
>clap clap clapclapclap
old and haggard
>clap clap clapclapclap
old and haggard
>clap clap clapclapclap

>>18196920
This is the game

>>18196912
Old and haggard

>>18196920
It's either gonna be a shitshow of washed old dudes or the greatest match in the history of our sport, there is no in between.

Renee is very beautiful

>>18196923
Roddy and Renee are getting cucked, bro

>>18196920
It's going to be A match.

>>18196930
As usual

>>18196906
I'm looking for excuses to go to the show and I can't find any
I legit think (know) I'll have more fun shitposting here on pee dub

Did they change the date of all in? No way is it this Saturday going off of this show right? Is it now in 2 weeks?

>>18196926
YUMMY WUMMY
*clapclap clapclapclap*
YUMMY WUMMY
*clapclap clapclapclap*
YUMMY WUMMY
*clapclap clapclapclap*

Those matches actually created AEW, it was the slight moment in wrestling that gave people a glimpse outside of the WWE bubble what wrestling could still be

Don Kallis is going to join Kenny again. It's coming. Kenny x Don Kallis forever

pretending like there's dimes don't make the dimes appear, mr. bakan...

Mox just heard you talking shit about her wife

The STORY for this Kenny Omega vs Okada match is truly top tier years history call back.

>>18196945
Someone post the painting

whats the deal here is okada done with his contract? I can't see Kenny losing especially when okada was never even built up except BITCH

wow it just hit me that we're getting omega/okada 5 this week

>"maybe I kill you"
JESUS CHRIST KAZU

Imagine if Daniel Garcia didn’t beat Buddy.

aew match history/hype videos have gotten top tier over the last few ppv builds

>>18196888
For me, it was 90s Gina Gershon

>>18196944
Can confirm. Kenny vs Okada got me back into wrestling after the fed made me give up.

>>18196926
Delete this

>>18196955
Kenny loses and teams up with Ibushi as a tag team so Tony can say he is pushing the tag division again.

What an awful go home show

>>18196874
Explain

>>18196975
When did Renee get meaty arms?

>>18196976
DEVILISH

What a based go home show

>>18196969
I bet you've seen Showgirls over 9000 times

>Did they change the date of all in? No way is it this Saturday going off of this show right? Is it now in 2 weeks?
>What an awful go home show

Selling vegetables at the Farmer's Market with Briscoe

it's talky talk time

This is the year someone either 1 or 2 needs to win the casino gauntlet in the first few minutes. Make the top slots mean something.
They keep going on and on about how important the top slots are and I am just rolling my eyes.

TALKY TALK

>>18196988
Since forever

>>18196996
lmaoooooooo

>>18197000
they farm chicken eggs
no vegetables

>MJF
Somebody once told me they don't really care about us. Is it true?

KWAB

>>18196986
just because a story developed, it doesn't mean it was a good story.

>>18196988
classic mom meaty arms
very sexy 2bh

>>18197012
Let me dream brother

kek

never forget WB only allowed the briscoes on after the other one died in a crash

/peedub/ I need to have a talky talk with y'all

DUMB OLD TEXAS

Was that a bimbo in the crowd?

>le roddy piper reference
remember that these people keep telling you how much better this show is than the fed btw.

>>18197033
Is MJF working a SpongeBob gimmick?

>>18197029
Me after watching the Roadhouse remake

now he could easily go with how many jew memes and redpills

Sting is not amused

>>18197043
Spongebob was right about Texas

Delaware mentioned. 10/10 dynamite.

Where are our usual Texas stacies

>says pickle
>nobody reacted
there goes your meme, xisters.

Mark is one of those rare talents that you throw anything at him and he can make some gold outta it

>>18197055
Saving their money for the TJPW shows.

Mark gets every silly little thing over

>>18197055
AW SHIT, SHE'S BACK!

>>18197055
my beloveds

>>18197068
>she

>Kikes don't have souls
Damn, Mark!

>says the Jew has no soil
OHNONONO WARNER BROS WON'T LIKE THIS

i thought Briscoe was gonna on shoot that mjf has been running the same shit for the past 5 years

>>18197055
soul

>>18197071
holy yum

>>18197068
are they in the audience tonight?

MAX NO

>Jay returns at All In
Would you pop?

Oy vey, that was very antisemtic of Mark to say MJF has no soul

>i'ma heel but i also work the mic like a babyface
this is incredibly gay

>>18197090
He's going to NXT

Tried to give this a shot after all the PR push this week but god damn this shit is terrible. I'm tapping out. Gonna watch some WCW Prime matches on Youtube.

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Max being a habitual line stepper

IT SHOULDA BEEN YOU

>>18197086
Oh wait, it's an old shot
nvm I'm a blind dumbass

>your brother is up there reuniting with your teeth
Did MJF go to far?

I don't like Dead Brother promos, they remind me of my dead twin

WEHURRPEEPO

NEW THREAD
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These jetspeed fags need to go.

>>18197102
Lightenining

The talky talk inevitably turned into fighty fight.

Speedball wearing shoes wtf

Why is Bobby always so sweaty?

>>18197126
yeah go win the titles

>>18197128
many cases

>>18197129
He's in Texas he doesn't want worms

>speedball beating up bobby lashley
the dogwanker is smoking meth isn't he?

hurt syndacite retaining

>>18197128
Why doesn't it ever turn into kissy kissy?

>>18197133
It's hot out

We hurl people

>>18197125
Nope, not getting out of this thread (until bump limit)

>>18197133
He's definitely not on any anabolic shit that causes that.
Definitely not

Wow it's getting bad, starting at #3, no shame

mvp refusing to drop the cane while he's selling is fun

>>18197149
Corny's not gonna like this!

>another heel faction attacking the other heel faction out of nowhere
we're reaching levels of shitshow that shouldn't be possible!

>>18197160
It's his magical cane

didn't expect that

BOBBO, I'M HERE TO SAY THE N-WORD

Nick Waynel/mama wayne betray Christian during the match allowing hurt syndicate to retain

>>18197157
We can go now boss

>>18197185
Then Mama Wayne betrays Nick

so the women's division really is just mone and toni huh where's braplander and willow?

>>18197190
wish she'd BETRAY me

Christian coming out to beat up the hurt syndicate after wiping his hand after stokley is giving Hulk Hogan.