Thread 18197112

It's The Final Dynamite Before All In Texas This Saturday!...
AEW Dynamite live TONIGHT! from The Curtis Culwell Center in Garland, Texas!
8/7pm CT on TBS & Streaming On MAX!

>AEW World Champion Jon Moxley, The Young Bucks, & Claudio vs. Hangman Adam Page, Will Ospreay, Powerhouse Hobbs, & Shibata in an All Star 8-Man Tag
>Megan Bayne vs. Tay Melo vs. Queen Aminata vs. Thekla in a 4-Way For The #2 Spot In The Casino Gauntlet At All In Texas
>Timeless Toni Storm & The CEO Mercedes Mone Final Face-To-Face
>Samoa Joe vs. Wheeler Yuta
>Mark Briscoe & MJF Talky-Talk
>And More!

** 3 Days Out From All In Texas **

>>18197112 (OP)
CM Punk won

>>18197112 (OP)
Rapist eyes

WEHURRPEEPO

>>18197130
Yeah, KWABOTY 2025

Fuck these dimeless twigboys

Speedball being in AEW is Tony dropping the ball. He fucking sucks. Nothing likeable about him. He seems like a fake nice person.

>Benjamin Shelton
Fuck, Schiavone

>>18197130
Fraid so

Why is no one taking away MVP's pimp cane?

pray for bobbo

>Christian's new gimmick is hating black people
Based

Bobbo bros...

>>18197148
wtf happened to this company? Even tna has more people at their shows these days

>>18197130
CM Punk lost

KWAB SYNDICATE

>leg injury angle

Yup these stupid geeks are really going to win the titls now

>>18197137
Confirmed

>>18197148
Grim

who is stopping Tony Khan from betting on all the bets with inside knowledge in draftkings?

Bayne's entrance music is music for bangin
sweaty hot sex

BAYNE?

breathe in
breathe out
breathe in
breathe out
breathe in

>>18197148
brutal

>>18197169
>>18197163
>>18197143
WWE cucks seething their fantasy insert bull is going to lose like he should.

Jesus Christ Penelope.

>>18197174
He exposed AEW for being a joke that is run by a coke addicted retard. I think he can die happy

MY SEXY, SWEET WIFE KRISTEN STATLANDER

Megan Bayne's aura is absolutely destroyed by the knowledge that she let Joey Janela fuck every night

>Bush-Machine Head ALL IN: TEXAS theme song

Pretty cool, I love Bush

>that camera shot
They worked me for a while brothers

THEKLAAAAAAAA

KEK Philtards still seething about Phil getting fired

>>18197148
Where is the crowd?

TOXIC SPIDER BROS WHERE WE MOTHERFUCKING AT

Why can't Bayne and Penelope just have bra and panties matches every week with their giant fake titties out?

hump day

>>18197212
Kek great vid

I'm out until this shits off

>>18197202
drones have been seething hard in the threads tonight

>>18197210
It’s for drugs men. She doesn’t love him and cucks him daily.

>>18197187
>>18197137
Still Tony>>18197148

Someone needs to put a white baby in Thekla

I can't do it anymore!!!
Tried watching this slop and it makes me hate wrestling

Greeces Austria vs Africa vs Brazil winner faces an Alien. This division is wild.

RAAAAAAAAAHHH THEKLA
RAAAAAAAAAHHH QUEEN AMANITA

LET'S GO THE GIRLS

Spiders scare me :(

I stopped liking Aminata after finding out she's a complete dipshit irl. Her and Skye Blue are the dumbest chicks imaginable.

>>18197220
Bayne is natty

>>18197227
She would never and I don't say that happily, it's just a fact

I don't know what the opinion is on it here, but I hate Tay's war paint bros.

LADS I FUCKING LOVE PAWGS

>>18197237
dumb chicks are the best retard why would you want them smart

Need to breed the queen.

Aminata seems cool, I'm a big fan

>>18197230
Based

>no jiggle spot tonight
It's over.

>>18197216
kek he was fired with cause and thus $0 (Zero) financial compensation

just do the women's tag division already

>>18197237
I pop for Aminata knowing she’ll go into business for herself like the good ol’ days

If they ever start a women's tag division Thekla and Queen Aminata would be a good team.

BAYNE

>unironically booking a 4 way match with 4 women who can't wrestle

This will put butts in seats

I can’t reference buddy here.

what did Thekla say lol

Why is Tay wearing the thigh straps? She didn't used to need the help.

>>18197227
If I get her pregnant, would she carry all our children on her back?

>>18197244
What makes you say that?

>>18197202
>fantasy insert bull
>as opposed to mary sue nonbinary twink
you xirs are really pushing the business forward and keeping it real traditional.

>>18197257
KWAB

guy has posted the same "I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE I AM QUITTING WATCHING THIS SHOW" in every single gamethread thus far to 0 (Zero) reaction

>>18197262
Joey Janela gets to fuck this every night btw

when are they going to bring red velvet up? she's the only one who can wrestle fast

>>18197237
ive watched 5 minutes of her wrestling and its pretty easy to figure that out from just how carefree she is

>>18197276
Kek what a dimeless shitter

....did Tay just get injured?

>>18197266
I'm the fucking best or something like that

KWABOTY TONY FIX YOUR BROADCAST

>>18197276
hey there, friend!
looks like differing opinions bother you.
you should try reddit, instead.

>>18197265
You could. Aminata is IRL beat friends with Skye Blue who is on screen BFFs with Buddy's stable mate Julia Hart.

I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE I AM QUITTING WATCHING THIS SHOW

>>18197248
It gets old fast after you fuck.

Which of these women do you think is the best face rider and why is Thekla?

>mortos taking yet another pin
would mortos vs buddy end in a draw?

>>18197291
big if true

SHE'S YOUR QUEEEEEN TO BEEEEEE

>>18197291
Uber based chad

>>18197282
Watch her HeyEW! interview. She is confused about every question and just shakes her ass instead.
Skye Blue at least tried to set someone on fire

Holy fuck none of them are good at wrestling.

This is SAD!

I would put Anna over cleanly

>>18197276
Most sane e-drone

>>18197290
I’m not on my lore studies with skye blue sadly!

WHAT A SLOP FEST

Wow Tay fucked up so bad I had to look away or I'd die of cringe

>Aminata the only one in the ring who doesn't need the straps to make her ass look big
Grim.

LMAO

folks, polls from last week are in - happy to report that 86% of the country agrees the AEW women's roster is way hotter than the WWE women's roster

Thekla owes me sex, simple as

>>18197327
the WWE women's roster is all roided up monsters and hags

We were denied a Bayne/Cargill bikini match

I love bandana Stat

>>18197326
They don't watch Batman movies in Greece

>hey there, friend!
>looks like differing opinions bother you.
>you should try reddit, instead.

I thought Thekla and Aminata could wrestle, why is this match so awkward and slow? And didn't people praise Tay Melo for improving? Wasn't Bayne hot on the indies for her skill?

Guys, imagine the angry lesbian sex between Thekla and Aminata

>>18197130
Many are saying this

>>18197334
sad but true

>>18197289
At least make it funny you dull hylic

shit I thought Bayne was about to do a tope kek

>>18197338
She's looking really good tonight

just got in, she hasn't done her Chocolate kisses move yet has she??

>>18197338
I love Stat. Period.

>If I was Statlander I would be careful of that dude
What Taz mean by this?

>>18197343
Interracial Lesbian elite category on the 'hub

HOW MANY DIVE SPOTS ARE WE GOING TO DO TONY?!?!?!

>>18197340
i love the whole passive aggressive troon method of not giving anons (You)s.
not as much as i love love love making you retards seethe about your gay non-taste in rassling though.

Aminta/Thekla is basically the female version of Hangman/Swerve

I don't remember when this match started, but it's easily gone five minutes too long.

Aminata sucks but I love that she's still as fuck

Aminata still shooting on thekla kek

got dam is Penelope top heavy.

anna jay / Penelope bra and panties match when

based Bayne

>>18197272
She's an Austrian punk rock art hoe

The Wall shows no mercy.

this is possibly the worst match of the year and I'm not even kidding

Bayne is a powerhouse (no pun intended)

>i love the whole passive aggressive troon method of not giving anons (You)s.
not as much as i love love love making you retards seethe about your gay non-taste in rassling though.

BASED MATCH

Bayne should win Saturday

BASED

Wrestling?
I spent that whole match staring at Bayne's fat tits

>>18197375
I'll tell her I'm part Injun

Why is the crowd dead?

>I will bow, sit, heel, and roll over for Bayne
Based Simp Sign Guy

Has Kekla won any matches besides her debut and first match with Aminata?

>>18197383
Yup

>>18197370
they did stumble upon a good midcard feud there, keep it going

>>18197389
See>>18197148

This thread is slow as fuck compared to Raw threads. Just saying.

>>18197348
okay, stupid.
why did the troon cross the road?
>because xir's stupid ass should just go back

Classy move by AEW to acknowledge the tragedy. All those little girls gone. Sad

>>18197392
When she came out they said she was 4-0, some in ROH probably

>>18197389
Cuz it was a sloppy match but it's racist to boo women.

>>18197407
Nah, it's two wins 8-woman tags

>>18197402
And it's only the second thread..
I think it's discord trannies replying to themselves

>>18197404
has babysitter poster been gone since 4chan got taken down?

>>18197379
you fucked your greentext btw, xir.
just thought i'd let you know.

>>18197402
Seems like only PPVs draw the most peeps at this point

>>18197415
probably got V&

What could AEW possibly do to sell out a show at this point?

These two do not like each other

>>18197415
No, but you know who fucked off forever? Kumquat.

>>18197420
WHERE THE FUCK IS HARLEY

>censored
Damn Thekla dropped the hard R?

Aminata/Thekla probably a zero hour match

fuck yeah, Animata and Thekla still feuding

Thekla cursing any time she opens her mouth is over with me.

My two favorite Elite divas are these two goofy bitches

JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE!

meth and pills are a helluva drug

MJF IS A DEAD MAN

Renee corpsing? Send for the man

>>18197438
Fuck that, stick it on the main card

I'm going to get a Yuta haircut

>>18197433
wondering why i hadn't seen this in a while.

death rider theme song is kino

Anyone else's audio complete fucked on tbs?

Joe with the monster pop

MY BOY YUTA LET'S GO

vanuatu victor

>>18197452
she does every time she holds the mic for mark

Wheeler Yuta is American? What the fuck?

What did that guy's dog/Yuta sign say?

>>18197455
based

sign guy is very clever

Joe's IDGAF faces will never not pop me.

Palau Paul

>>18197471
something about tony khan and wanking i think.

tuvalu timothy

>>18197470
Hapa, but his mom didn't teach him japanese on purpose.

Did Joe slim down a bit?

>>18197471
which one is wheeler, cause they all had similar hair styles

>>18197475
Always has been.

Wait when did they drop Wheeler's Dodgeball Academia theme? I know he's used it with the Death Riders intro before?

>>18197442
Same

>>18197487
Me in middle school staring at the out of my league crush

is peacemaker a good show?

>>18197459
Fite/Triller been fucky as hell tonight too

Ok. I'm a fan of Mark Briscoe now.
He has me sold.

>>18197505
I'm on Sling and it has been fucking up as well

>>18197459
I'm on pipless Max

>>18197499
>what your crush was doing

>>18197512
me in the back

>>18197487

Unironically a dimes look.

JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE fuck edrones JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE

>>18197517
Me when I see people pretend buddy sucks because they’re still mad over him wanting to leave.

>>18197502
I watched it live when it came out weekly years ago and was entertained, Don't remember much from it other then Cena is the GOAT.

>>18197529
kek
always pop for a hoss cat

Sorry guys but I can't enjoy this show. I tried but it's not for me. I'm tapping out. Again sorry to disappoint all of you but I just can't do it. Best wishes friends.

>>18197512
I really want to see Stat get naked bros.

>>18197532
Didn't he KWAB his ankle on Grand Slam Australia this yr

>>18197529
based

>>18197543
bye bye BITCH

>>18197554
this bitch is a whole vibe. shame she kinda didn't do more with her fame

this is the worst go home show I've ever seen

>>18197548
many say

>>18197502
I dug the movie he was in.
James Gunn made a couple of good standalone Guardians of the Galaxy movies for the MCU. Hope he can spark something for DC. Cena is good in the role too.

Why does he call it the Cochina Clutch?

my nigga Joe's hair is jobbing bros!

Yutabros...

>>18197549
Yeah but they were mad before that.

I tuned out. This just isn't for me.

>>18197558
>this bitch is a whole vibe.
the fuck does this actually mean

YOU FINNA KNOW IT!!

GAY KID

>>18197562
If she were my girlfriend I'd force her to sit on my face every evening

>>18197548
She's the most underrated bad bitch in wrestling

P-P-P-PUSSY DESTROYER

>>18197560
Me every time I watch a Dynamite before a PPV. Its actually impressive Tony hasn't figured out go home shows at this point.

Gabe vs. Joe in the ballpark?

>some guy said Gabe Kidd would come out during this match
>he did
Umm, we got an AEW guy in the gamethreads

GABEUUU KIDDUUU

>>18197581
She is cute but i'm too autistic to like a girl with that many tattoos

Yeah nah, I'm not watching this shit anymore. Complete slop.

>>18197588
He's going to be the third man since pac is still out.

>>18197584
What is your comparison?
The way WCW, NWA, ECW, and most other companies ran their Go-Home shows before a PPV or how WWE/F has been doing them since you started watching?

>>18197588
I don't know why people are confused that the only reason Kidd joined with Moxley was to feud with his mentor Shibata.

>>18197588
It's Pretty Peter

>>18197581
I usually don't like tats on girls but they look great on her.

>>18197588
>>18197600
this.
it's logical deduction
not insider trading shit jesus christ

>>18197543
>>18197560
>>18197598
>edrones when you get wrestling on a wrestling show
Kek

>>18197588
it was probably gabe kidd himself

>>18197603
you're responding to a troll who has been camped out in the gamethread all night BEGGING for attention btw
not a real person

B R U V

Tapping out now. Can't stand this Ospreay faggot. Was a good show all considering.

>>18197558
>this bitch is a whole vibe
queer

ASSPLAY ASSPLAY
GOY GOY GOY
ASSPLAY ASSPLAY
GOY GOY GOY
ASSPLAY ASSPLAY
GOY GOY GOY

Ok that's it I've had enough I will definitely keep watching until the end of the show because aew is based

>>18197610
the GOAT

big pop for the Hangster

>>18197635
Kek. Based

Oh it’s the guy who gave Buddy a rah rah speech.

>>18197581
>>18197548
I don't what it is because I don't think she a top 5 hottie, but she is at the top of girls in the company I want to see naked. I don't know why, but I just can just imagine her looking great in bed after a wild fuck for some reason.

>>18197582
the sign guy basically brought a whole stack for tonight

Damn this show is kino I’m gonna keep watching

we close all in with hangers old theme coming back as confetti falls, right bros?

HANGER

>ending the show with your big story shitshow
20 minute overtime incoming.

>>18197635
LMAOOOOO

if youve seen one ospreay match youve literally seen them all

>10 hour entrances

I'm done here. Turned this shit off and went to bed.

We love our EVPs don’t we folks?

>>18197645
She has a big ass. That's it. That's the reason you think she's hot.

>>18197652
I hope someone gets injured

>>18197628
Thanks for the heads-up, fren.
Getting here a little late.

>no visibly hard nips this week
All time worst go home show ever.

MARINA IS MOMMY

>>18197666
digits of diabolus

NEW THREAD
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>>18197645
To each their own but I find her incredibly attractive.

>>18197662
founding fathers board

>>18197635
kek

>>18197669
Maybe having a shitty go home show is good luck before a PAYPE in the rasslin business?

Just bought my All In ticket, and parking. Less than $90 for everything. Eh, why not. It's a nose bleed section, but I haven't watched AEW in a few years so any ticket would've been fine. WE BACK BABY

>>18197693
me hiding behind the potted plant on the ground spying on dat ass

>>18197694
90 bucks would be the processing fees alone for a piggiE show.

>>18197694
based life haver and wrestling goer anon

>>18197685
Is Pac recovering in his wrestling trunks?

>>18197709
I'll buy some Sammy merch if I find some. He's still my boy.

>>18197671
Marina is NOT for sexuals

>>18197676
No sir, not getting out of this thread (until bump limit)

NEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
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Marina tummy is sending me into a frenzy

>>18197638
>>18197699
>Made everything he did work
Peter could be an all time comedy jobber if given the chance

>>18197737
Not until 300 BITCH

>>18197726
always

>>18197750
That was last week

>>18197736
based crank gimmick

>>18197757
clever

>>18197750
Mina owes me a a squeeze

>>18197767
She'd probably let you
I must check if she has a new vlog up on YT after the show ends too

Is Kenny still dead?

>>18197792
I'd probably just yup and run away

Shibatabros...

Mox is winning

>>18197842
What if his brain fell out?

DAMN!