Thread 18198934

haha yeah fuck cm punk!
>proves him right
>only makes him look even more vindicated
>makes jack perry look like a bitch
>was the final episode of dynamite to have 800,000 proving punk a draw

Jack Perry was shot with a flame thrower and still won the match. Definitions of a badass.

>makes Punk look like an unstable psycho who assaulted his co-worker and deserved to be fired
>popped a rating
>got their new gimmick over
>made punkfags absolutely seethe so hard they're still crying about it years later
It was a win-win for everybody involved

>>18198934 (OP)
Straight up Tony was really upset over the Punk interview and obviously he's on some drugs so he made YB do this hoping they would add their snarky spin on it

>>18198934 (OP)
>>only makes him look even more vindicated
How? He was trying to present himself as the good guy innocent victim of an evil AEW cabal and the clip shows him assaulting a younger wrestler because he was angry that he didn't respect him

>>18198957
Meanwhile, in reality:
>made Punk looks like a badass man's man and a true pro wrestler
>made Jungle Boy and Tony look utterly weak and pathetic
>killed Jungle Boy's career
>ratings plummeted badly in the aftermath of the footage and never recovered
It was certifiably AEW's fingerpoke of doom moment.

>>18198980
>[PDS tranny headcanon]
Phil won lol

>>18198981
No, it was the moment that Punkfags decided to seethe forever that the company finally publicly shat on the guy who had been destroying AEW backstage for over a year, and provided receipts for it too.

>>18198985
How did he win by losing the lockerroom and getting fired for being unstable?

>>18198987
NTA and I don't like Phil to any degree but it was unironically a stupid thing to do and made AEW look petty as fuck, especially after Tonys "I was in fear for my life" promo when all that happened was his monitor got bumped a little.

>>18198987
>[more PDS tranny screeching]

>>18198990
>escaped the tranny rodeo
>went back to WWE to draw dimes in front of packed venues and main event Wrestlemania
>is happy working in a professional environment
There's no way in which Phil didn't win.

>>18199006
Assaulting someone backstage is way more petty and deranged than airing footage of the assault so everyone can see what a maniac he is.

>>18199021
>he won because he lost the power struggle, got fired and lost his guaranteed income
Wow, what a winner

>>18199061
>lost the power struggle
Punk was trying to save AEW from becoming the 500k shitshow it is today. Now he can look at the absolute state it's in without him and bask in the vindication and schadenfreude.
>lost his guaranteed income
>implying he doesn't have job security in WWE
PDS makes people retarded

>>18199056
Choking Jungle Boy was ultra masculine and based as fuck. It literally made Punk more popular.

>>18199087
No, he was trying to get the lockerroom to respect him and he failed and threw a tantrum. Punk does not give a shit about ratings, he only cares about himself. You are a mark. You are an easily manipulated gullible mark.

>>18199123
>[PDS tranny screeching intensifies]
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>>18199126
What did he win?

>>18198934 (OP)
For the memes

>>18199131
Was this article written by WWE's house negro Konuwa?

>>18199128
A fulfilling career and a happy life

still Phil

>>18199138
I don't know your e-celebs

>>18199163
I'm sure kissing the Saudi ring is very fulfilling to him

>proves him right
How?
>only makes him look even more vindicated
How?
>makes jack perry look like a bitch
How?
It was Phil pretending to be a tough guy and snapping when he couldn’t intimidate Perry at all lmao. They shouldn’t have shown it because niggers were always going to #standupforWWE like denial about Vince being KWABOTY.

>>18198981
I would argue punk didn't make jungle bitch look like a bitch
He always looked like he was cut for bitch nigga cloth

>>18199171
>I'm sure kissing the Saudi ring is very fulfilling to him
You think he actually meant his blood money comment? You think he ever had an actual problem with Saudi Arabia? Holy fucking worked

>>18199172
>How?
It proved literally every single thing he said in the Helwani interview.
>How?
See above.
>How?
By being a choked bitch.

>>18198934 (OP)
I unironically believe Tony got his feelings hurt and thought this would prove he (and by extension AEW) were in the right. Wasn't this the same night Edge did his FUN promo? Or did that happen the week prior?

>>18199202
>You think he actually meant his blood money comment?
Yes
>You think he ever had an actual problem with Saudi Arabia?
Yes

>>18199202
So you don’t know.

>>18199209
Kek what a worked bitch

>>18198981
He suckered punched a guy and still didn't cause any damage

>>18199209
meh i'd still go there though, not like you have to live there and you might as well take a mark's money if they're literally oil rich

This was punks biggest victory in his career. Crippling AEW is a move no one will ever recreate.

>>18199513
Nobody else in the history of AEW will be so damaging to their company that Tony is forced to fire them

>>18199422
>He suckered punched a guy
No he didn't. That's a PDS hallucination.

>>18199534
He sucker punched Matt Jackson

>>18199523
Punk was AEW's lifeline. The Elite are cancer to the company which is why everything fell apart once they "won".

>>18199540
>source: it was revealed to me in a dream

>>18199541
The Elite created the success of AEW and Punk bandwagoned onto it at the peak of its popularity and proceeded to ruin it because he's a toxic mentally ill retard

>>18199546
Cody and Jericho created the success of AEW. The Elite added to the hype but they didn't create it, also they were all exposed as shitters by 2022.
>proceeded to ruin
Nah, Punk was trying to save AEW from being ruined by The Elite. But Tony sided with The Elite and AEW was consequently ruined.

>>18199553
>Punk was trying to save AEW from being ruined by The Elite
How can you actually seriously believe this horseshit? Are you trolling? Punk was seething because the boys backstage didn't respect him and because his various hangups and old feuds with people like Colt split the lockerroom and created a divisive environment in which Punk couldn't trust anyone, and instead of trying to deal with it like an adult he started assaulting people. That isn't "trying to save AEW" that's pouring gasoline onto it. He insulted and buried the people who made it and shat on the company in public because he was so angry that people didn't respect him. Tony also bent over backwards to please Punk and tried everything to make him the face of the company, and even that wasn't enough for him.

>>18199523
It must hurt to know AEW could have been everything you dreamed of ay tonedawg?

There's really no logical explanation for it outside of short sightedly popping a rating. That's it. Full stop.

>>18198934 (OP)
Tony genuinely thought people would take his side. It's why they immediately panicked and started scrubbing it from the internet when they didn't.

>>18199566
>How can you actually seriously believe this horseshit? Are you trolling?
Kek the truth makes you so mad. See these empty seats? They're empty because Tony sided with The Elite and cast out the guy who was trying to save AEW from them.

>>18199630
But it looks like the same crowd that Phil was performing in front of when he was the face of Collision

>>18199638
People wanted to see Punk on the main roster, not exiled to some b-show. Punk knew this which is why he told Tony that Collision wouldn't work. He was right again.

>>18199644
Oh shut the fuck up

>>18199654
lmao

>>18198981
>badass
Honestly the whole video was a big nothingburger but if anything, Punk looked like a complete bitch trying to attack from behind and still not even getting the upper hand at all

>>18199667
Not what happened. PDS is melting your brain.

>>18199654
nah

>>18199667
>trying to attack from behind
Literally never happened

>>18199671
That's literally what happened. Fuck off, Philetty

>>18199671
I was literally about to ask why do people act like mental cases here and just lie?

>>18198934 (OP)
to draw heat because they’re heels i guess.

>>18199673
It literally isn't

https://youtu.be/o9aOR3r7w1c?si=w3ovVH6-GwRLNphB&t=38
>Perry had his hands up on his head/hair, both hands busy
>Punk pushes him this exact moment where he has no chance to putting a guard up
>>does nothing besides putting Perry in a shitty headlock that's broken up 2 seconds later
did something happen?
are phillytrannies seething again?

>>18199684
>Punk pushes him this exact moment where he has no chance to putting a guard up
Jungle Boy had ample opportunity to put his guard up after the first shove but instead he started walking backwards while continuing to play with his own hair like a shoot retard. I don't think his sheltered zoomer brain even comprehended what was happening.

>>18199704
Are you literally blind or just pretending to be a retard?

>>18199708
I just described what happened in the video. Anybody can click on it and see my description is 100% correct.

>>18198934 (OP)
The only explanation I have for this is that Tony secretly hates the Young Bucks and made them do it for a punishment. Nothing about it made sense at the time, it still doesn't make any sense now.

>>18199713
Everyone can see you're a shoot retard

>>18200140
Everyone can see you're a retard and a liar, actually.

>>18200159
nah that's you

>>18198934 (OP)
>>proves him right
Punk claimed Perry got in HIS face and invaded HIS space while the tape showed Perry chilling by himself and Punk walking right up in Perry's grill getting physical first. On Helwani's show Punk compared it to this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xvjI5qcwF-U
It proved Punk is a lying shit and now he twerks for the family that did 9/11.

>>18200140
>>18200159
Stop saying everyone guys I am not involved in this and don't appreciate being dragged in, I choose my battles. And I win.

>>18200180
Nah that's me

>>18198934 (OP)
i think pro wrestling needs more unpredictable and violent men, not less of them

>>18200208
Yeah worked ones not shoot ones

>>18198934 (OP)
Basically Tony is an autist and wanted to get the footage out there.

>>18199095
He tried to reference it on Raw & nobody cared kek. Philcels are something else with the cope

>>18198987
That's literally not how reality played out at all. Everyone made fun of Tony for it. Even the bucks said they weren't a fan of doing it. In no concievable way was it a positive for AEW other than drawing like 50k curious viewers who never came back and in no way did it have any negative reprecussions for Punk

>>18200377
Yea no one cared because no one cares about AEW kek

>>18200378
Everyone in your echo chamber you mean

>>18200378
well if they got a little bump and nothing bad happened except a little making fun it seems like it wasn't that big a deal overall

>>18200384
Kek the irony of an AEW fan saying this. Go ask Dave his opinion on it so you can fully form yours
>>18200389
Yea except for the ratings dropped off by almost 100k after. Not saying it was directly related but if you can point to this exact moment as a turning point, there is likely something there

Tony probably threw a tantrum and was like you fucked it up you fix it or you're fired to the bucks, and they threw a tantrum and were like you fire us we'll sue you to Tony.

>>18200413
Punk could piss on you and tell you it's raining and you'd believe it

>>18200421
I shit on Punk for saying retarded shit too. It just happens that in this case he wasn't in the wrong and Tony was the fuck up here

>>18200442
Explain why Tony was a fuckup for airing footage of Phil assaulting his co-workers

>>18200413
>Not saying it was directly related
good cos otherwise you guys will be here all day

>>18199534
>No he didn't.
Footage clearly show Phil trying to punch Jack while he was fixing his hair

>>18200447
It made Phil look gigabased and humiliated AEW so badly they tried to scrub the footage from the internet when Tony realized how badly it was backfiring

Two weeks of constant hogwheels seethe

>>18200378
>That's literally not how reality played out at all. Everyone made fun of Tony for it.
r/SCJerk isn't reality