How would you book it while not turning your locker room into a joke?

>>18201346 (OP)
Someone shoots on him then and there

>>18201346 (OP)
he's currently getting cancelled for dropping "nigga" soft r and everything. this won't happen.

>>18201366
jesus, even we don't use that word here

>>18201374
oh yes we do
NIGGER

Which face tattooed industry plant is this one again?

>>18201382
The fat (((country))) singer

>>18201346 (OP)
look at that guy watching wrestling in a suit

>>18201346 (OP)
Kevin Owens and JD McDoughnut are in that locker room. It's already a joke. At least this guy will bring in fans.

>>18201351
Who would you have shoot on him? Kross? Miz?

>>>18201346 (OP)(OP)
he's obviously security for the "celeb" section

>>18201346 (OP)
we finna get the Hardster as well?

>>18201346 (OP)
other than Pop Another Pill (which i only know cus it was a meme on a forum i was on 10 years ago) i don't know a single one of his tracks or a single person who listens to him

this dude is like 6'6 he's gonna mog everyone

>>18201405
Didn't think of Kross, but he is a good option

>>18201381
don't google what happened to michael richards after this

>going from mike tyson to this

>>18201387
grim

>>18201346 (OP)
>ynr austin theory will be forced to bump for this guy for 10 minutes

I think the time to do this was like a year ago, im seeing a lot of people clown on his music lately

>>18201346 (OP)
we remind everyone aew exists and that's an even funnier joke

Mainstream country music has been a joke since the 90s, absolutely reprehensible what's happened to it.

>>18201346 (OP)
Imagine being an AEW guy who jumped ship hoping for greener pastures only to lose your spot to an obese country star

I thought he was a rapper. Apparently he's a country singer??

>>18201922
they've started playing country music on the pop radio stations here, it's total dogshit but the normies are liking it instead of making jokes about the genre existing

>>18201855
>Switch to bluegrass in the early 2000s so I can listen to White people soul music since Country is dead
>Hipsters jump on the bandwagon and now you have unironic jeets and c*n*di*ns stinking up the genre
White people can't have our own culture because the jews astroturf everything with subhumans, and the rootless cosmopolitian slave class eats it up because they are too stupid to know better.

>>18201942
I was born and raised on bluegrass, have a lot of family ties to it. Billy Strings really blew up the genre recently but there was always a bit of a hipster element to the bluegrass scene.
Anyway RIP Tony Rice

>>18201942
>White people can't have our own culture
definitely not gonna happen when we've got doomer faggots who have just discovered the JQ telling us constantly that we're completely fucked and it's over

>>18201855
The day I heard 808s in a country song I knew it was over

>>18201942
Metal is the white man’s territory

>>18201942
who is the jeet country star? sounds funny

>>18201922
Country has largely been absorbed by pop/hip hop
Modern country is full of pop and hip hop hooks and the biggest “country” star now is Beyonce

WWE is 100% going to just be boxing & celebrity wrestling matches in a decade. Probably why they don't even bother to attempt to make new stars, they want them from the outside world to get your co-workers to watch "The New Attitude Era: Starring Your Favorite Follows from Instagram!"

>>18201351
Cody still hasn't paid Travis Scott a real receipt

>>18202058
britfag here, didn't really know country outside of the most famous ones like Cash, Parton, Nelson, Rogers. I tuned into the country music awards one night cus i was stoned and i thought it was funny but i was blown away about how much rap was all over the show. This was when Country and Rap was crossing over, i think the big rappers there were Nelly and Ludacris. Country music became the funniest thing I had ever heard, the absolute peak of this was That's My Kind Of Night where he's like "uh huh my big black jacked up truck listening to T-pain cooking catfish" hands down the funniest song ever.

>>18202151
this song is the absolute peak of retarded overproduced millennial rap/country https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JXAgv665J14

He teams up with the Rock to form Rock and Roll. They dominate the company and have a monster tag team reign.

>>18201405
BRON

>>18202160
lmfao i remember this one from my brief fascination into the genre.
in fact i swear they promoted this on WWE at one point.
At least that one, My Kind of Night and shit like Accidental Racist is defensible by how funny and cheesey it is. The new stuff I hear (like Morgan Wallen which people here legitimately listen to now) and Florida Georgia Line (who I knew from WWE) is sooooo fucking boring. I don't get it. Also, before this wave started I guess with the Nelly and Ludacris crossover, was it a requisite to have lyrics "chewing tobacco and drinking moonshine in my f150 on the old dirt road"
cus these lyrics seems so over the top idk how the fans who relate to them don't feel like they're being made fun of. Are they really that stupid?

>>18202205
its music you listen to when you're on meth

>>18202205
It’s the problem many mediums are facing, inability to enjoy things sincerely. People have to like things ironically or like things that are taking the piss out of things they enjoy lest they actually feel something

>>18202220
I think it might be music YOU listen to on meth

>>18202205
>"chewing tobacco and drinking moonshine in my f150 on the old dirt road"
on second thought, lyrics like this are beyond pastiche but it's really no different to metal music talking about satan and witchcraft every song and rap music about gang life in the most romantic way. I don't even know the genre very well but I imagine there's artists in Country who don't talk about old dirt roads every song to remind people it's Country music .... right? Where's the depth in this genre these days? I'm willing to listen if anyone has any suggestions.

>>18202238
this is straight up normie music my man they're not sitting there grinning beause they 'get it' and it's bad they just like it

>>18202238
yeah, good point. to me as an outsider the endless lyrical repetition of rural cliches strikes me as if they're going "lol let's play country yeehaw" is just odd

>>18202262
i'm gonna spoonfeed you some surface tier shit so you'll stop judging a genre off one song
https://youtu.be/UaNGtgYwSsU?si=K_KTCFW37Qme6C2v
https://youtu.be/8AHCfZTRGiI?si=HW0ZdCoQHXJyAp7-

>>18201346 (OP)
He gets his ass kicked 3 or 4 times while marginally improving each time.

>>18202285
nigga read again, i've heard that shit. i explicitly said "these days" and cited more than one song. but thanks

>>18202974
well considering everyone in the thread says they hate this shit maybe you shouldn't ask for song recommendations with 'depth'