Thread 18202038

It's The Last Stop Before All In Texas This Saturday!...
Thursday Night AEW Collision live TONIGHT! from The Curtis Culwell Center in Garland, Texas
8/7pm CT on TNT & Streaming On MAX!

>Mistico vs. The Beast Mortos
>FTR & The Patriarchy vs. The Outrunners & Jetspeed in a 8-Man Tag
>Mina Shirakawa, Willow Nightingale, Queen Aminata, & Thunder Rosa vs. Megan Bayne, Thekla, Julia Hard, & Athena in an All Star 8-Woman Tag
>And More!

** 2 Days Out From All In Texas **

>>18202038 (OP)
BASED

Based

No buddy huh. Well surely he’ll appear.

200k incoming

>>18202053
No one asked for your weight

anyone have the translation for Mystico’s lyrics?

>>18202038 (OP)
>Lucha Libre
>FTR
>Mina
>Multi-Men and Multi-Women tags

Just missing Bullet Club Gold but this is peak Collision booking

>>18202038 (OP)
thursday night collision, Saturday ppv, sickos eating GOOD this week
>>18202064
cook that pig

>>18202074
>peak collision without buddy
No.

>>18202083
and ROH ppv friday

>>18202038 (OP)
HERE WE FUCKING GO AGAIN SICKOS
YESSS HAHAHAHA

>>18202083
WE FEAST HEARTILY BROTHER

>>18202101
FOUR STRAIGHT DAYS OF SICKO SUPREME TRVE GRAPS
TY BASED TONEDAWG

>>18202038 (OP)
Aint nobody watching this shit.

>>18202038 (OP)
CM Punk won

>>18202038 (OP)
i'd rather watch main event or speed

Grimola

Basedola what a stacked card

the sickos poster is starting to make me laugh desu. I like how AEW gamethreads have really funny and unique gimmick posters and the WWE gamethreads is just a few guys pretending to like slop on top of commercials

>>18202202
205 Live was better than both of those

>>18202142
im watching live on Max. seethe more

>>18202392
I miss buddy so much

>>18202169
CM Punk lost his own show when he was fired

>>18202169
this faggot lost actually but he did win KWABOTY 2025

Am I high or was there a women's match on last night's AEW show that had all of those wrestlers? Why are they having another match that's nearly the same?

>>18202396
many such cases!
500,000 a week to be exact

>>18202418
last night's match was a 4 way with 4 of those wrestlers. This is an 8 man tag. With more wrestlers than just those 4

>>18202418
I think they’re doing more multi man tag matches lately because it’s an easy way to feature top talent without risking injury. Each wrestler only works a couple of minutes during these matches which reduces injuries ahead of a big PPV

>>18202418
Last nights match featured 3 of those women and it was for the number 2 spot in the casino battle royale

>>18202406
>>18202413

>>18202064
KEK
roasted that piggy, darling

>>18202038 (OP)
>Sasha Bank's boyfriend is main eventing AGAIN
lol remember when Tony got mad about everything thinking Sasha is booking aew?

>>18202450
this.
it's the NJPW strategy. All the "road to".... etc shows are multiman tags featuring all the rivalries going on packaged together.

heard they made a movie about an AEW fan

>>18202493
>Sasha Bank's boyfriend is main eventing AGAIN
Mortos is based and this is a good thing
you deranged homo

>>18202494
>aew turned into njpw lite
Grim

>>18202038 (OP)
CM Punk lost

>>18202505
>this literal who was bad until he started dating sasha
Sup horse

>>18202516
>who was bad until he started dating sasha
you know nothing you braindead dipshit
Mortos has been beloved in these threads and by all AEW fans since he was making guest appearances as Black Taurus.
You lying fuck

Taz segment tonight apparently

>>18202516
nobody has ever said Beast Mortos is bad.
Ever. People complain that he is jobbed out too much for how good and over he is.

>>18202532
Remember in like 2019 when only like a hundred people attended a show at Madison Square Garden? And Seth ended up being jumped by some black kid? WWE has had some major lows, and more lows to come, as the business is cyclical

>>18202541
This but with buddy.

>>18202534
Lucha Jones ova here

>>18202516
>this literal who was bad until he started dating sasha
imagine lying like this
nobody ever said this about Mortos

>>18202452
>>18202450
>>18202448
Ah, thank you

>>18202038 (OP)
>It's The Last Stop Before All In Texas This Saturday
We still have a ROH PPV tomorrow night, but AEWverse wise, Collision is the last stop

The most viral TJPW wrestler is in Texas. Honestly, why not book some of those talent on Collision or for the ROH PPV? Is it because they aren't "TV trained"?

holy
fucking
based

so there is no regular roh tonight?

>Beast Mortos
>Mistico
>...more luchashit
>Athena
>Thekla
>Julia Hart
>mid faggots like Bailey, Knight, Nick, Sammy Guevara etc...
>Outrunners
>blue dot
>FTR
>Sexla
>KWEEN
>Rosa
>Mina
>The Gunns and Juice (I still have hope)
ngl, I can dig that

>>18202383
JOIN US BROTHER
HAHA YESS

AEW has taken over Texas

>>18202038 (OP)
>Mistico vs. The Beast Mortos
Holy shit it's not all 10 man tag slop

>>18202038 (OP)
They keep moving this shit around. Just keep it on Thursday ffs

>>18202038 (OP)
Thekla on so we watch

based Beast, plapping Monké just to get himself booked, is there anything this stud can't do (except maybe not make me bust)?

Good News: AEW has signed Dusty Rhode's non-bastard son, Dustin Rhodes, to a 6 year extension

>>18203422
Cringe

>>18203422
ToneDog making sure the fed never EVER gets a Rhodes brothers reunion.

>>18203422
6 years? lmafo he's robbing tony kwab blind, good for him

>>18203422
6 years? Gonna need Dustin to lock-in then. Show everyone that he's Dusty's actual heir

new match added

GABE KIDD vs SHIBATA!

>>18203333
Fuck off, Mercedes Monet was SUPPOSED TO BE FOR MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>18203520
Do you think those Japanese guys smelled their forearms afterwards and jacked off?

new match added

>>18203666
Buddy and Kyle would be fun to watch as a tag team

>>18203666
THE PORNOSTAR

>>18203499
Shibata gonna take out Gabe's brain and put it back in, for reals

>>18203499
>>18203666
real sicko hours

>>18202169
...KWABOTY 2025

>>18203776
COOKIN WITH GAS

>>18203782
It's true

>>18202038 (OP)
Kek What A Based Card

Ratings out for Dynamite. It's a skyrocket! Cool

>>18204055
link?

>>18204074
https://x.com/wrestlenomics/status/1943439610664648791

Just came back from watching Superman. I really liked the movie. John Cena makes a cameo in it. Has been a sweet week. Collision today, ROH tomorrow, then ALL IN

>>18204078
FUCKING BASED
>bitchtits made a thread lying about the ratings again and refusing to acknowledge they went up from last week.
KWAB what a mental

The fake sting ran into Tony Khan and he's holding 3 ipads. What the fuck is Tony cooking for All In that he needs 3 ipads

>>18204519
shitposting
prs understand

>>18204643
He's been Hogwheels this entire time, shuffling devices on and off of surrunding wifis to porkpost 24/7?

>>18204519
He wanted to point but he was holding too many things

Dynamite was #1 last night

HOLY FUCKING BASED

>>18204663
no that's just (You)
as you admitted in this screengrab
all you do is project

>>18204519
One iPad alone is for the Drainmaker account

I'm here for my main man Hologram, shoutout to all my holoniggas

1 minute warning colliders

sicko bros WHERE WE AT

SA-THURSDAY
SA-THURSDAY
SAAAAAAAA-THURSDAY
SA-THURSDAY

FLETCHLIGHTS LETS EAT

AND WE ARE LIVE PAL

I pray to God that we’re like two nights away from Kyle beating the fuck out of Adam and then Adam’s entire team going away forever.

Fletcher with a group goons looks pretty badass

THE PORNOSTAR

>>18205092
WE ARE LIT TF UP RN

Adam Cole had dusty old bones full of green dust

"HAILING FROM THAT CHAIR IN THE CORNER"

Friendly reminder that Adam Cole is not over. The entrance, the theme, the taunt and the catchphrases are over.

>>18205097
hoping hanger and toni win but if they don't I'll live with it

if kyle fletcher doesn't win I'm gonna have a 5 star full on schizo melty, may even smear some shit on my walls

>>18205124
Fletcher is getting his own dildo sponsored by Fleshlight

Lets go Kyle

>>18205147
get off your phone Dustin

>>18205159
KYLE SUCKS

>>18205159
YOU ARE THE BEST PORNOSTAR ALIVE

That fucking shitter Adam Cole almost killed Trent

>Kyle main event of Kyllision streak is broken
:(

Feels bigger than wrestlemania week t b h

>>18205097
I hope Cole kicks out at one. It’s only fair he does that to another Aussie. BUDDDDDDDDDYYYY

>>18205198
No shame in jerkjn the curtain, crowd is hotter.

bros I'm so fucking hyped for All In
I'll drink TWO cans of Monster!!!! :DDDDDDD

>cole drops the belt
>roddy gets his wheelchair gimmick back
we are two days away from a brave new world brothers

>KOR is more over because of the Kyle v Kyle match
based

Kyle is based and my boy

what if the scapeGOAT comes back and he's secretly been on the same gas as Kyle fletcher, how neat would that be

also fuck Dwayne, fuck teramana, and fuck all the samoans that put man into every bottle

Should men do a cycle of roids at least once in their life? Kyle Fletcher making it enticing

KEK schiavone got roasted in commercial there

>>18205288
goat is just making knives and shit in his backyard

I wonder if the advertisers get a percentage discount when their ad airs during pitcher n pitcher.

>>18205251
they should have ran it back in the main event of this episode again.
The only way to get a crowd back to life at the tail end of a 4hr taping block

>>18205293
Yes. Look at buddy. He’s just red.

not that i'm in any rush to see him any time soon but is orange cassidy injured or just nothing to do?

>>18205329
tore his pec earlier this year i think

>>18205329
will probably orange punch Mox during the endgame ending of the main event of all in

>>18205329
Thanks for that disclaimer, I was gonna call you a bad word!

>>18205329
homey needed some rest after that legendary International Title run

based rocky taking the pin, earning those 2 paychecks

>>18205377
The Mexican buddy, if you will.

>Jelly Roll is officially stepping into the squared circle.

>The chart-topping country star has been training for his WWE in-ring debut, which we can confirm will take place during the two-night WWE SummerSlam 2025 premium live event at MetLife Stadium in East Rutherford, New Jersey on August 2 and August 3.

HAHA we got him! Cry about it trannies!!!! boo HOO

>OC, Bryan, and Darby return to thwart the Death Riders
Kino. Absolute fucking kino is on the menu this weekend boys.

hoping chuck is getting some stem cells or something in his foot and has one more run him

best friends need to get the tag titles at least once

pffffff...
guess he's a GAYPORNOSTAR!!!!!!!!

>>18205394
Grim.

>>18205377
>2
bro is a major player in AEW, NJPW, and CMLL

>>18205391
more the Mexican Gedo. But hoot is Cuban I think
the booker who goes out and does jobs and has no ego. Because he likes money.

>>18205394
I don't have mental retardation and a BMI over 40: who is it?

>>18205394
WHO THE FUCK IS JELLY BELLY?!??
THIS IS THE SLOP THEY SLURP UP IN CONNECTICUT ?!??
JELLY HOLE?!?

marina in the promo bros

nips are back on the menu

>everyone loves the Deathriders now
How did Mox do it?

holy fuck, Gabe doesn't sound intimidating for shit lmfao

>>18205443
Has anyone called you GabeWad yet?

>you cant kiss ass your way into the business
Triple H begs to differ

>>18205449
Yes. However, Marina is NOT for sexuals thoughbeit.

CORE STRENGTH JONES

aew's big summer ppv
>machinehead
wwe's big summer ppv
>Jellyroll
as they say, there is indeed levels to this shit

>>18205449
Heard she was fined $50,000 for wearing that Sports bra on Dynamite.
they are NOT permitted in All Elite Wrestling

>Harley commercial
>WITH puppetry
BASED

Harley is hot af and seems to be very friendly and fun to be around. Is she, dare I say it, the perfect woman?

>>18205478
WrestleMania had Travis Scott
All In has The Rizzler

>>18205479
these vignettes are what I imagine inside Taz's mind is like.

Harley Buddy and Kyle would be a dimes group.

DR. PUPPET IS OVER WITH ME, BROS

Based Harley commercial

>>18205494
funny fat kid versus murderer

again, levels my friend

>>18205490
probably completely batshit insane behind closed doors tho

How would you guys feel if the main event of All In was changed to a 3-way match between Hangman/Mox/Buddy

I was Harley's boyfriend for 3 months. Her act gets old and annoying. Had to dump her ass & block her texts and DMs

PS5BROS? WW@?

>>18205494
ALL IN WINS AGAIN

>>18205525
we ain't talking about friction, bro

>>18205518
If this gets Leila Grey wrestling I'm into it

Someone tell Dante in Top Flight to shave his head and stop looking fucking stupid

>>18205521
anon, don't give me a heart attack like that

leila the only dimes in this segment

so what did he do with the big brass ring he won?

>>18205494
AEW just keeps winning

SCUUUUUUU

>>18205525
Uh huh. And your uncle works for Nintendo too.

I'M SORRY MISTICO I DON'T KNOW THE LYRICS

ME MEUERO

These white washed mexicans in texas don't know the lyrics

>>18205566
basado

Why is the crowd not singing Mistico's theme?

>kilograms
wtf, I thought you used retarded pound system? did you finally learn?

>Mistico theme is super over in Arena Mexico
>Tony pays to have it play in Texas where noone gives a shit
Kek what a waste of money

Mistico's theme was stuck in my head all day yesterday and I kept thinking about that cutie pie in the crowd at Arena Mexico :3

Leila Grey deserves better than to be saddled with janettys

SEX WITH BEAST MORTOS AND OUR DELICIOUS CARAMEL TREAT CEO

>>18205582
that woman was really good looking. just goes to show that the right look can leave a lasting impression

i NEED a mexican qt sicko gf

all this shitter can do is try to get the crowd to clap with him
seriously he's done it 4 times in 2 minutes

>>18205587
BEAUTIFUL FINE LATINA SISTA

Mistico claps after every move lmao

>>18205582
>>18205596
This lady ? >>18205566

>>18205566
Women SHOULD be allowed at wrestling shows (but only qt3.14 mexicanas)

Is this a new ref? I dont recognize this fella

>>18205595
mortos/harleygram love story is over isn't it...

>Mortos even makes the dumbass neck snap move look good
He's so dimes wtf

>>18205630
he must be secretly American

>>18205642
Yes!

>>18205582
>>18205596
this girl?

>>18205667
Nah the one that was singing her heart out

>>18205667
the chick with the very bright red lipstick

>>18205651
That creative didn't work for the CEO, brother.........

Mistico is kinda cooked brehs

>>18205707
>mfw it probably really do be like that

>>18205566
cutey
>>18205667
wifey
but for me, it's King Sue

I'm yawning already but only because I'm sleep deprived and still recovering from an extreme goon session. Good show lads.

>>18205725
king qt

>>18205648
Yeah I think you're right I don't recognize this dude

>>18205739
Oh you know what its probably a guy that can speak burrito so thats why

>>18205709
>>18205709
he's been thru some shit

I hate when they tap out that quickly

I like this acoustic chill mix of the music

>>18205566
2 dudes enjoying the show. Based.

gf told me she had an IUD during her 20s. broke up with her immediately. Hope All In cheers me up

>>18205762
>mfw you literally cannot pronounce Mexico without saying sicko
IT'S IN THIER BLOOD

>>18205781
I just want a GF so I can stab her to death and play with her 'stines.

>>18205781
Okay?

Mistico doing the hand heart thing is very cute and funny

>>18205781
she got arrested for drunk driving ?
bit harsh to break up over that Anon

Sup sickos!
Had to miss most of first hour due work, will catch up later

The talky talk was a great success, I feel.

>>18205795
Call 911 to get free bitches to stab

>>18205788
MIND=BLOWN

Mark Briscoe IS that guy, pal

>>18205709
He ain't a spring chicken anymore

I hope Mark Briscoe does kick his ass

Can't wait to see the Codester in that Naked Gun remake

Based ass promo by chicken

Ah shit, Outrunners messing on the production truck during commercial break

>>18205831
its' seriously time for TK to push this man properly in World title contention this coming year
mans is OVER

Renee should be ashamed of herself. She is perpetuating Mox's behavior by being silent

Neéneé looking yummy wummy as usual

You can feel the sexual tension

old and haggard
>clap clap clapclapclap

>>18205877
MANY CASES

Luv Renee

>>18205877
MOMMY RENEE WE LOVE YOU

TRAUMATIZED CHILD

>>18205883
this

>>18205877
droopy tits

Swerve traumatized a child. I think burning down his childhood home evens things out lol

Damn, I think we need to start a gofundme for Adam's kid.

>>18205896
>>18205908
that was a bit much 2bh
just paints Swerve as the ultimate bad guy still

Humiliation ritual

what if Swerve costs Hangman the title at All In :o

>>18205900
I'm so glad Kumquat fucked off for good.

My family hates negroes so ya know just steer clear

>>18205903
*natural mommy tits
the best kind

I DON'T TRUST SWERVE

>>18205927
what if they kissed in the Globe Life Field..........

good stuff

>kids with AEW hats
BASED

why is swerve hangman lowkey gay af

>Hammerstone Comes Face-to-Face with… MJF?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wqFBH4R0ohs

>instilled a lifelong pathologized fear of black men into a 2yr old kid
bruh

BASED MOX SHITTING ON THE CRY BABY FEELS CRAP

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Hanger going to take out Marina frfr

MARINA'S HOT NIPPLES ARE HERE!
Oh, and Renee's husdband is here too...

>>18205953
Hammerstone, Buddy, Cage faction.

>>18205948
The best rivalries are a bit homoerotic

>>18205958
It was bound to happen anyway, living in America and all.

MARINA'S MOLDOVA MOMMY PUSSEY

YES BERATE ME MARINA I AM SCUM
I AM PUSSEY

OY VEY YOURE GOING TO BET RIGHT GOYIM?!

>>18205973
>>18205989
Roddy plz, control yourself

MOMMA WAYNE JESUS CHIRST

Hair and Bald are here

kip sabian simply exists

>>18206018
FTR Black

O U T R U N N E R S

MAMA WAYNE BROS WW@

>>18206023
AEW's Carlito

cannot take a white martial artist seriously

>>18206023
bangs penelope ford
won at life

I miss Speedball's theme

>>18206023
he provides moral support

>>18206038
I BE UP

how has nick wayne gained 0 muscle and weight his entire time in aew?

NEW THREAD
>>18206067
>>18206067
>>18206067
>>18206067
>>18206067
>>18206067

>>18206069
hes not even 20 yrs old yet

>>18206070
Too early. Should've done it at 297 posts.

What was the point of this?

>>18206069
He's definitely gained *some* weight. Maybe like 10-15 lbs.

Kevin Knight is tryna get some of that white MILF

>>18206070
No sir, not getting out of this thread (until bump limit)

>>18206086
Who knows. It was probably his own creative. But Luchasaurus got hurt and he just abruptly dropped that and got slotted into the group.

>>18206112
You are a man of integrity just like me.

>>18206112
based crank

I'm so happy Collision is live so we don't have to hear Tony's jarring overdubs that sound unnatural.

Damn that Dove Body Wash ad was almost pornographic

AEW giving us these great fun house show style matches on Tv is based

>>18206181
Better than the E's cookie cutter TV matches

>>18206193
BIG FAX

300

This tattoo looks awful on TV
Looks like it was branded

blind ref screwed outrunners

Damn AEW refs

>>18206113
He dropped the box way before he replaced Luchasaurus
He spent like a year trying to get the new gimmick over and he forgot about it after 2 or 3 matches

>D*x get pinned
10/10 show

BANGER AFTER
BANGER AFTER
BANGER AFTER
BANGER

DAMN IT FEELS GOOD BEING ALL ELITE

>>18206055
There it is

>big fat kid
>sounds like an 8 year old girl

AWOOGA LEXY MILKERS
BIG BILL YOU LUCKY DAWG

>>18204519
>One personal IPad.
>One work related IPad
>One IPad for /pw/