Thread 18203542

We trade you Timmy Stratton, Ryan Ripley, Mariah Man, Cucksev, Oliver Morgan, Charles Green, Thea Trannydad and all the NXT "women" for Okada, Edge, Christian and Takeshita, also one night of fat fuck Jericho so we can hear his theme again

>>18203542 (OP)
No we don't. Tiffany and Zelina for Edge and Christian I'm down for though. And I think both sides need to come together and just collectively throw out Rusev

A thread of some faggots TEW save. I hate this fucking place.

>>18203542 (OP)
>Okada
WWE wouldn't know how to use him since he's Japanese and is God-Tier in the ring. They'd probably give him a dancing gimmick.

>Edge
We don't use slave names here but you're welcome to Adam Copeland.

>Christian
No deal. Isn't he the guy Vince tried to bury and permanently put a blue dot over his face because he couldn't stand the way he looked? Nah, Christian Cage has left WWE and excelled everywhere he's been especially at TNA and AEW.

>Takeshita
See Okada.

>>18203556
Add Bloke Manroe to that

>>18203570
Shut up nigga you WILL accept more women's wrestling and you WILL like it. We already have Kino Loa anyway

>>18203542 (OP)
>Timmy Stratton, Ryan Ripley, Mariah Man, Cucksev, Oliver Morgan, Charles Green, Thea Trannydad and all the NXT "women"
I literally have no idea who any of those people are except for Miro and that's only because he spent some time in AEW until he realized he couldn't just show up and cash paychecks. Although that Redeemer gimmick was somewhat based.

>>18203590
>Kino Loa
Are you talking about Timmy Tonga? Is that what slave name WWE gave him? LMAO

>>18203626
Nah I'm talking about Tongy Tamoa

>>18203580
>Give AEW one of their top women back for nothing
Not only are you mad but you're not very good at trading

>>18203706
>top women
Wait don't tell me you're her simp hahahahahahahahahahahahahah

>>18203719
She was their champion all last year

I’ll trade 50% of the wwe roster for Buddy.

>>18203727
Riho and Nyla Rose were their champions at one point too, if that's your bar for top women then it's a low bar

>>18203719
>aew has her win the belt on their biggest show
>"you're a SIMP if you think she matters"
holy gotten to

>>18203743
And they were top women in AEW (or something of the kind) at one point too. Champions tend to be top names in a division. Congrats on understanding

>>18203756
>defending a woman in a hypothetical trade
holy gotten to

>>18203727
>She was their champion all last year
That's because she can wrestle which, no offense, isn't a major requirement in WWE.

The last time AEW had a women's champ who couldn't wrestler, they named her Jade, and actually she'll probably do great in WWE since they're more about presentation and selling the sizzle but not the steak.

>>18203771
So Mariah Man isn't their top woman then unless you think he, Nyla and Riho all are

>>18203773
>no u
damn you got me

>>18203756
are we talking about Saraya now?

>>18203797
>Still this defensive
Yeah I did get you KEK

>>18203791
>unless you think he, Nyla and Riho all are
>>18203771
>And they were top women in AEW
Reading comprehension isn't your thing

>>18203727
>All last year
False and simpbrained mongoloid

>>18203706
>Give AEW one of their top women
Nah they've already got paige

>>18203542 (OP)
Which women do you find acceptable op?

>>18203843
no they don't kek

>>18203542 (OP)
>Ryan Ripley
You didn't even try

>>18203868
damn they lost their top woman?

>>18203850
None? Why would anyone watch women's wrestling if they aren't a woman themselves or gay

>>18203886
>lost
i think they let her go? deal expired and they didn't offer to renew her. seemed amicable

>winning the belt on the biggest show
KEK what a draw

>>18203894
Fucking this. Women's wrestling is so gay. I only like to get together with the boys and watch some big strong, oiled up men get physical with each other. None of that gay shit

>>18203907
You're so fucking wrong. There's nothing straighter than gossiping about women and what they wear in the ring and admiring how they dress up. Just like how I used to wear my mom's clothes and heels when I was a little boy and how I used to play dress up with my sister's Barbie dolls. Real pussyslayer shit.

>>18203542 (OP)
I ACCEPT

>>18203894
>>18203921
How fragile is your masculinity anon?

>>18205720
>Being gay is being masculine!
>t.ranny

>>18203542 (OP)
>Okada
>Worth a damn in 2025
I'd rather take back Big Show

>>18205730
>My sexuality is so insecure that if I watch something or wear something or play with a doll that means I might suddenly like penis
Your words, not mine

>>18205742
Ocarder can be rehabbed back into relevance like Penta
More valuable than women's wrestling

>>18205759
>no u
you got me

>>18205783
>t. Lars Sullivan-tier closet case

>>18205821
>projection

>>18203542 (OP)
No we do not. Fuck off.
If there's one saving grace the fed has over AEW it's the women's division. Take that away and all you are left with is dimeless samoans, 45+ year old geriatrics and NXT niggers.
I'm an e-god for life but will readily admit WWE's men's division is 40k levels of grimdark.

>>18206992
>frogposter
>likes women's wrestling
go back

>>18203559
Hi I'm Tony