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Anonymous No.18204721 >>18204743 >>18204845 >>18204852 >>18204885 >>18205050 >>18205076 >>18205135 >>18205409 >>18205510 >>18205567 >>18205593 >>18205603 >>18205611 >>18205731 >>18205975 >>18206448 >>18206670 >>18207266 >>18207663 >>18207743 >>18209493
The G in Street Fighter stands for Goto
Anonymous No.18204743 >>18205485
>>18204721 (OP)
>all these wrestlers getting into the SF movie
>even NJ guys
>no Kennetty
Anonymous No.18204845
>>18204721 (OP)
Dimes
Anonymous No.18204852
>>18204721 (OP)
Based beyond belief.
Anonymous No.18204871
its not gotover
Anonymous No.18204872 >>18206427
this shit is gonna flop so hard
Anonymous No.18204885
>>18204721 (OP)
wtf dimes are floating out from under my couch
Anonymous No.18204964 >>18204993 >>18205055
>3 wrestlers in the movie
The acting in ts is going to be so bad
Anonymous No.18204993
>>18204964
i hope they try to do all the stupid ass comic book lore stuff thats gone into SF over the years. movie should be pure schlock
Anonymous No.18205035
>its actually real
how do you think kenny feels rn
Anonymous No.18205050
>>18204721 (OP)
Who the fuck is the casting director for this movie?
Anonymous No.18205055 >>18205153
>>18204964
it is pretty funny how this is like romans first role after doing the hollywood gimmick for years, and then a bunch of other wrestlers get in too and turns out to be a wrestler film. hollywood roman has about as much legitimacy as the miz
Anonymous No.18205071 >>18205183 >>18209297
do u think roman and goto will talk and bond over wrestling and maybe k-kiss....
Anonymous No.18205076
>>18204721 (OP)
Why didn't AEW come out
Anonymous No.18205135
>>18204721 (OP)
I KNEEL GOTO-SAN
Anonymous No.18205153 >>18205219
>>18205055
Roman was in Hobbs & Shaw
Anonymous No.18205163
based goto getting to join SAG
Anonymous No.18205183 >>18209297
>>18205071
Hehe, I hope so :3
Anonymous No.18205219 >>18206255
>>18205153
havent seen it but from what i can find he had about 10 seconds screentime
Anonymous No.18205253 >>18205456
e-drones really need to stop bragging about their favorite wrestlers doing trash af movies lol
Anonymous No.18205254
Jason Mimosa is playing Blanca?
Anonymous No.18205409
>>18204721 (OP)
wtf is this movie bros
Anonymous No.18205456 >>18205664
>>18205253
Calm down, Kenny. They still haven't casted Ken yet, have they? They just know you are busy with all in but they are bound to call you soon, I just know it
Anonymous No.18205485 >>18207961
>>18204743
they'll cast Kenny in the intro, as the nerd playing SF in his basement before the characters come to life out of his screen. Ryu asks kenny "I'm looking for Bison" and Kenny slack jawed goes "woah!"
Anonymous No.18205510
>>18204721 (OP)
There's like a less than 5% chance we ever see anything from this movie. It has pure shelf energy.
Anonymous No.18205565 >>18205633 >>18206590
what's the 'E' stand for
Anonymous No.18205567 >>18205744 >>18206098
>>18204721 (OP)
>First ever Japanese wrestler to reach the big leagues of Hollywood
>They stripped him off the IWGP and gave it to a twink faggot
Grim.
Anonymous No.18205593
>>18204721 (OP)
>Roman doesn't like the pedowood grindset
>Becomes close friends with Goto on set
>Decides to sign for a couple of years with Nuj as a change of pace
Bullet Club Roman Reigns 2026
Anonymous No.18205603
>>18204721 (OP)
This movie is going to be such a massive jannetty to the 1994 edition, it's not even funny
Anonymous No.18205611
>>18204721 (OP)
So, his injury isn't legit, and it was to cover for his acting in this movie... based, Goto is not a mark
Anonymous No.18205633
>>18205565
Erik Estrada who will be playing M. Bison
Anonymous No.18205664 >>18205703 >>18206218
>>18205456
Kenny needs to be Dan. he was built for that role
Anonymous No.18205703 >>18206218
>>18205664
This.
Anonymous No.18205731
>>18204721 (OP)
Is this why Rock was wearing the nujamal shirt that time?
Anonymous No.18205744 >>18205793 >>18206672
>>18205567
>>First ever Japanese wrestler to reach the big leagues of Hollywood
Inoki was the first one.
Anonymous No.18205793
>>18205744
>Inoki and Curtis on the same image
Anonymous No.18205824 >>18206520 >>18206691 >>18207367 >>18209016
kenny if street fighter
Anonymous No.18205975
>>18204721 (OP)
NICE
Anonymous No.18206098 >>18206110 >>18206118
>>18205567
>>First ever Japanese wrestler to reach the big leagues of Hollywood
that title belongs to Harold Sakata aka Oddjob
Anonymous No.18206110
>>18206098
those movies are british anon
Anonymous No.18206114
>Zangief should be Ryback with a beard
>Blanka should be Mortos or Ninja Mack on steroids
>Ryu should be Konosuke Takeshita
>Ken should be Zack Sabre
>Vega should be Mr Iguana
>Sagat should be Steve Austin
>Chun Li should be Poi
>Dan should be Kenny Omega
Anonymous No.18206118 >>18206123
>>18206098
>born in Honolulu
Anonymous No.18206123
>>18206118
don't google Riki Choshu birth country
Anonymous No.18206124 >>18206145 >>18206156 >>18206167 >>18206173 >>18208581
How does he even get cast? I get Roman and Cody getting casted because they actually have agents whose job is to look for roles like this. Do New Japan guys have agents?
Anonymous No.18206145
>>18206124
Maybe the Codester put in a word for his boys in the New Japan locker room.
Anonymous No.18206156
>>18206124
they heard about the glorious Goto revolution
Anonymous No.18206164 >>18206194
>cody isn't cody
who wrote this
Anonymous No.18206167
>>18206124
I doubt an agent had much more to do with it than brokering the fee, they cast the most popular young (relatively) guys they could from WWE for the pure novelty factor to get the marks in the theater.
The Japanese guy, well it's a japanese series they've gotta have one for them and they might as well try the same tactic because wrestlers are cheap
Anonymous No.18206173 >>18206201
>>18206124
I don't think Japan has many big sized actors that can play E. Honda so they have to look through puro and sumo
Anonymous No.18206177
He would honestly be a better fit for Akuma than Roman is.
Anonymous No.18206194
>>18206164
fuck you're right, they missed an easy layup with that one.
Anonymous No.18206201 >>18206213 >>18206234
>>18206173
Shingo would've been better
Anonymous No.18206213 >>18206353
>>18206201
An actual sumo guy would have been better
Anonymous No.18206218 >>18206237
>>18205664
>>18205703
Some shitty comedian already got cast
Anonymous No.18206224
>Goto
>Roman
>Cody
>50 cent
wtf is this casting lol
Anonymous No.18206234 >>18208595
>>18206201
I thought Shingo should have been Akuma, he has the perfect face for it.
Anonymous No.18206237 >>18206263
>>18206218
So is the whole movie stunt casting?
Anonymous No.18206255 >>18206274
>>18205219
still counts
Source: I only last about ten seconds in your mom unfortunately you were still born.
Anonymous No.18206263 >>18209202
>>18206237
afraid so
best case scenario is that this slop is so bad that its good
Anonymous No.18206274 >>18206288
>>18206255
>still counts
ah, the ol' duane getting cut out of the end of the mummy movie defence
Anonymous No.18206288 >>18206318
>>18206274
I don't know movies too know if that was funny or not I only know wrestling but I'll give you a (you) anyways.
Anonymous No.18206318 >>18207251
>>18206288
In the mummy 2 he was meant to play the villain 'the scorpion king' to set up the spin-off he was gonna be in of the same name
here's what made it in
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RYHaarxQTFk
Anonymous No.18206353
>>18206213
Wakatakakage or Kirishima would have good picks
Anonymous No.18206427
>>18204872
as is tradition
Anonymous No.18206438
It's the type of movie that is carried by a character actor taking some role very seriously.
It's looking to be another Bison carryjob basically.
Anonymous No.18206445 >>18206528 >>18206776
predicting the rest of the cast
>Kimberly - Bianca Belair
>Elena - Jade Cargill
>Cammy - Giulia
>Urien - Swerve Strickland
>Juri - Yuki Kamifuku
>R. Mika - Stephanie Vaquer
>T. Hawk - Tatanka
>Sagat - Shaquille O'Neal
>Zangief - Hasan Piker
>Dhalsim - Kumail Nanjiani
>Dee Jay - Ski Mask the Slump God
>Q - Ezra Miller
>El Fuerte - Nick Fuentes
>Gouken - David Miscavige
>C. Viper - Tulsi Gabbard
>Rashid - Zohran Mamdani
Anonymous No.18206448
>>18204721 (OP)
Honestly the casting for this is kind of getting me hyped.
Not huge on roman being in it but he probably will be fine cody I think will be a standout and just glad to see goto in a movie.
They keep kenny out and keep the kino up it will be great
Anonymous No.18206493 >>18206604
Bison got a new actor recently

And what do you know
Its a wrestler
Anonymous No.18206494 >>18206627
They are going for the it's so bad its good vibe
Anonymous No.18206520
>>18205824
Kevin R. Omega
Anonymous No.18206528
>>18206445
Tiffy as Karin
Anonymous No.18206590
>>18205565
Edmund (serious)
Anonymous No.18206604 >>18206621
>>18206493
He should have been R. Mika
Anonymous No.18206621 >>18207357
>>18206604
What does the R in R. Mika stands for?
Anonymous No.18206627 >>18206681
>>18206494
the first hollywood one gained that reputation by being total dogshit though
Anonymous No.18206670
>>18204721 (OP)
This is going to be the first film I have seen in the theater since Dunkirk. I know it is going to be absolute slop, but the booking makes it look like it is going to be a glorious clusterfuck of insanity and I am 100% on board.
Anonymous No.18206672
>>18205744
He's from Brazil
Terry funk was a huge Japanese wrestling star, he was in roadhouse
Anonymous No.18206681 >>18207363 >>18207380
>>18206627
So dogshit it became a cult classic. Raul Julia was on his deathbed but he chewed the scenery so hard that it became one of his most iconic roles.
Anonymous No.18206691 >>18206716 >>18206723 >>18206744
>>18205824
He's not tall enough. Was trying to figure out who for Sagat. I think Kenny could prolly do a good adon. He doesnt feel like guy, or Cody, and since Cody isn't playing Cody, i dont think Kenny will be ken
Tyson for balrog?
Brock for Alex?
Willie Cartier for vega?
Who for Mike Bison, though...
Anonymous No.18206716 >>18207370
>>18206691
50 cent is Balrog
Anonymous No.18206723 >>18206796 >>18207393
>>18206691
>Was trying to figure out who for Sagat.
According to Hollywood Reporter it is some actor named Thomas Pestock. I don't recall ever seeing him in a movie so he is probably some Netflix shitter.
Anonymous No.18206744 >>18207393
>>18206691
David Dastmalchian, the guy who played Coco in Blade runner 2049 is playing M. Bison.
Orville Peck is Vega. He's a country singer whose entire gimmick is that he wears a mask when performing so I guess that is kinda on point.

The two posts above me are also correct.
Anonymous No.18206753
I'm assuming most of these are going to be small parts or even short cameos.
Anonymous No.18206776 >>18207402
>>18206445
>Cammy - literal stick Giulia
Kill yourself nigger, the only person body wise even close to cammy is anna but god i bet her accent would be atrocious

>Juri - A literal who
bitch please if you want to get retarded with it than have Saraya(Paige) play juri
Anonymous No.18206796
>>18206723
>Thomas Pestock
Nigga, that's Baron Corbin.
Anonymous No.18207251
>>18206318
I don't know why it never crossed my mind that the scorpion king might be a shoot giant scorpion man but wtf lol
Anonymous No.18207266
>>18204721 (OP)
wtf its real
Anonymous No.18207273 >>18207334 >>18207412
Missed opportunity for Balrog
Anonymous No.18207334 >>18207342
>>18207273
He's a corny geek just like Kenny
Anonymous No.18207342
>>18207334
so, he's over
Anonymous No.18207357
>>18206621
Rainbow, you fucking unfunny faggot
Anonymous No.18207363 >>18207417 >>18207457
>>18206681
>So dogshit it became a cult classic.
No it didnt. Only contrarian retards pretend this meme
Anonymous No.18207367
>>18205824
It's the Thai lady-boy kickboxing pedophile, Fagat!
Anonymous No.18207370
>>18206716
He sounds like he has too many cocks in his mouth to understand anything he says. Fucking mumble rappers
Anonymous No.18207380 >>18207408 >>18207417
>>18206681
Sort of, when I watched it I didn't have a great time. Raul Julia had some cheesy lines but be chose to do that because he only ended up in it because his kids liked the videogame .
Cult classics that are actually good movies win every time, unless you're The Room
Anonymous No.18207393 >>18207403
>>18206723
Not fucking tall enough. Doesn't have the aura either. Part of why he couldn't get over. Bad casting choice. And he's a massive shitter on top of it.
HE would make a GREAT dan, actually. Him, that idiot with the dukb tattoos, or Cena, I cant tell who is more of a fucking joke
>>18206744
Didn't see 2024, just directors cut. Not into modern media very much. Now let me contradict myself...
>Orville Peck is Vega. He's a country singer whose entire gimmick is that he wears a mask when performing so I guess that is kinda on poin
Fuck him and fuck that incest music and those in it. Fuck, boywithuke wore a mask, why not have him do it? Or marshmallow? Or deadmaus? Or someone with even a shred of talent and not some drunken hick?
I hate country like I hate reggaeton and ranchero music. A fucking lot
Anonymous No.18207402
>>18206776
>he only person body wise even close to cammy is anna
I can immediately think of someone with a much bigger and nicer ass who'd fit the role and has the accent to play it. She'd be.... timeless.... in that role...
Anonymous No.18207403 >>18207409
>>18207393
What a bunch of unintelligble gay nonsense.
Anonymous No.18207408 >>18207416
>>18207380
GOOD MORNING SIR
Anonymous No.18207409 >>18207418 >>18207431
>>18207403
I believe he's upset about a partiuclar actor not being big enough, yep that's a wrestling fan alright.
Anonymous No.18207412
>>18207273
He'd need size to pull it off. He's too lean. Might as well have cheeseburger play balrog
Lashly or Shelton, if you wanted to have anyone understand his dialog would work
Anonymous No.18207416
>>18207408
What needs clarification?
Anonymous No.18207417 >>18207426
>>18207363
>>18207380
Coping trannies. Go swing from a rope
Anonymous No.18207418 >>18207430
>>18207409
Baron Corbin is 6ft 8.
Anonymous No.18207426
>>18207417
go giggle some more at bad delivery, my upset friend
Anonymous No.18207428
Anonymous No.18207430 >>18207444
>>18207418
yeah and imagine framing that cunt for the camera every take, besides they're casting stars not for likeness
Anonymous No.18207431 >>18207439 >>18207458 >>18207480
>>18207409
Cuz someone 6'8" lanky no charisma shit eater isn't believeable to play a jacked 7'5" mother fucking ass kicking killer
Khali would be better. Or Stefan struve, but I doubt he could act
Anonymous No.18207439 >>18207446
>>18207431
>Khali
Anonymous No.18207444 >>18207455
>>18207430
>they're casting stars
>goto
>Cody
>roman
>Corbin
>some inbred hick
You sure about that? Get out of your bubble for a minute
Anonymous No.18207446 >>18207449
>>18207439
Yeah, thats how much baron Corbin sucks and doesnt fit the role, that that calcified bum who cant talk would pull it off 1000x better
Anonymous No.18207449 >>18207474
>>18207446
Jesus, Tom, get some fucking therapy and stop talling about yourself like this.
Anonymous No.18207455
>>18207444
50 cent was a star 20 years ago when he was Feuding with hhh, but even then, its 1 out of 6 so far at BEST that you could call an actual star
Anonymous No.18207457 >>18207487
>>18207363
I watched Street Fighter in the theaters for my birthday as a little Jimmy and left the theater SEETHING. A decade later as an adult I watched it and laughed every few minutes because it was pure nectar. 8 year old me was too dumb to appreciate it, adult me loved it. Long before the internet made it a meme it was one of my top cult films along with Boy and His Dog, Point Break, and Barberella.

A cult classic is defined by the fact it was hated by the general audience and gained a cult of diehard fans over years to the point it endured. Hell the definition of classical is "that which endures," and Street Fighter did endure. Mortal Kombat is only remembered for it's theme song (which is an absolute banger no cap). No one remembers the Tekken movie. The fact there are still people out there dissecting the Street Fighter movie and a constant stream of people watching it is proof it is a certified cult classic.
Anonymous No.18207458 >>18207544
>>18207431
Anon, they are not looking for any wrestler that looks similar to the character here. They are trying to draw flies to shit, they want names and novelties not a guy nobody knows. Casting is not a looks based process anyways, the way you think.
Anonymous No.18207474
>>18207449
Who is tom? From MySpace? That guys Bret hart had a good match with? Sawyer? Bodett of motel 6? Aurelius? Arnold? The only character I know from here is the schizo jannie that thinks he's playing two Feuding characters and no one can tell
Anonymous No.18207480 >>18207561
>>18207431
>Khali would be better.
brown poop coloured/covered hands typed this.
Good morning saar
Anonymous No.18207487 >>18207503 >>18207535
>>18207457
Right, troll 2 is a cult classic. Street fighter just sucked. So did Mario. So did double dragon
Anonymous No.18207492
Anonymous No.18207503 >>18207509 >>18207565 >>18207571
>>18207487
just call them cult films and it makes the whole thing a lot less pretentious
Anonymous No.18207509 >>18207542 >>18207571
>>18207503
No, fuck you
Anonymous No.18207526
Darren Cornbread
Anonymous No.18207535 >>18207564 >>18207578
>>18207487
You sound like you are very very old.
Anonymous No.18207542
>>18207509
Grandpa forgot to take his meds again
Anonymous No.18207544 >>18207553
>>18207458
>Cody for guile
Both blonde and Cody has a shorter hair cut
>roman for akuma
Same skin color
>50 cent for balrog
Can pull off a younger mike Tysoncuz of his build and doesnt have that voice, and is also black
>Corbin as sagat
Both are bald, and he cant draw flies to shit, or a dollar if you gave him a green crayon. Why not just have porker budrow be sagat?
And, outside of the wwe bubble, thise aren't names anyone cares about

Anecdote time
I just spent a week at the beach. I saw 4 wrestling shirts out of a bunch of people at the beach during july 4th week. And things that were not as gratuitous as last year.
A rock just bring it shirt, cactus jack, nwo, and one idiot had a jogn Cena is leaving shirt
No Cody. No roman. No g unit. No baron dork. Theyre not names to any actual person. Theyre not stars.
>but goto!
Dude...
He's portly and japanese... its his look. Misawa would have gotten it if he wasnt dead, and akebono fits it better anyway
Anonymous No.18207553 >>18207586
>>18207544
i appreciate the effort
Anonymous No.18207561
>>18207480
My hands are brown only cuz of the tan I got at the beach
Ignorant nigger, have yiu ever seen a thai person? Do you know what they look like? Is pic related pales pasty white, or brown as shit? Is sagat above or below 7 feet?
And id argue divito would have made a far superior wolverine than Leopold ever did
Anonymous No.18207564
>>18207535
not him but I've seen those movies and i'm not quite 30 yet, because of their reputations as cult bad vidya films which is kind of what we were discussing
Anonymous No.18207565 >>18207572
>>18207503
>pretentious
The underage faggots’ favorite buzzword
Anonymous No.18207571
>>18207509
Not me on this one, by the way
>>18207503
I dont call troll 2 a cult film. I call it one of the greatest movies ever made
Anonymous No.18207572 >>18207593
>>18207565
you that desperate for replies?
Anonymous No.18207577
Anonymous No.18207578
>>18207535
Im only old if youre a minor
You have to be at least 18 to post here, btw
Anonymous No.18207586 >>18207686
>>18207553
This is my bullshit, not my effort. You'd need a good point to get effort and not whatever comes out of my ass
Anonymous No.18207593 >>18207682
>>18207572
Guy pretending to be me is
Of all people to pretend to be... fucking aim higher
Anonymous No.18207595
Anonymous No.18207599 >>18207604 >>18210817
The person above me only posts memes about themselves
Anonymous No.18207604 >>18207624 >>18210817
>>18207599
ZING!
Anonymous No.18207605
If we're doing wrestlers as SF characters Nathan Jones is literally irl Sagat. Just yellow face him a bit
Anonymous No.18207624 >>18207629 >>18210817
>>18207604
That pussy deleted it. He didnt get banned, cuz his other memes about himself are there
What a bitch
Anonymous No.18207629 >>18210817
>>18207624
Clearly that one hit a little too close to home.
Anonymous No.18207663
>>18204721 (OP)
HOLY FINNA DIMESOLA
Anonymous No.18207682 >>18210817
>>18207593
we got some real high level trollgods in the thread
anwyays, Mortal Kombat mogs other videogame movies what are we even doing here
Anonymous No.18207686
>>18207586
>you'd need a good point to get effort
don't worry i'll get right on that
Anonymous No.18207743
>>18204721 (OP)
Will Hobbs as Birdie when
Anonymous No.18207961
>>18205485
kek
Anonymous No.18208518 >>18208520 >>18208544 >>18208546 >>18208982 >>18209113 >>18209226
do the ppl making this movie know that casting fucking wrestlers is going to make the movie feel like a b-movie slopshow?
Anonymous No.18208520
>>18208518
WHOA-OH! It's only smoke and mirrors
Anonymous No.18208544 >>18208550 >>18208551
>>18208518
>nooooo why didn't they cast the DUNC rat jew or zendaya
Absolute state of zoomers.
Anonymous No.18208546
>>18208518
Yes but that's what it's going to be anyway, idk if people gonna expect high art
Anonymous No.18208548 >>18208690
kenny is gonna shoot kill himself if he doesnt end up with a role in the film
Anonymous No.18208550
>>18208544
who's that, I want Keanu or DDL. Give it at least a little prestige
Anonymous No.18208551 >>18208569
>>18208544
i don't know who any of those faggots are kys you fucking zoomer
Anonymous No.18208569
>>18208551
he's watching hollywood blockbusters and is pissed they're starring a nigger and a jew is the basis of it
what did he expect
Anonymous No.18208581
>>18206124
Goto's done a few movies before. I remember randomly seeing him in a movie with the guy from Raid.
Anonymous No.18208595
>>18206234
theyve cast jordynne grace actually
Anonymous No.18208690
>>18208548
He's gonna play Ingrid
Anonymous No.18208982
>>18208518
Did you know Cody is a trained actor and wrestling was his back up plan after Hollywood didnt work out for him?
Anonymous No.18209016 >>18209023
>>18205824
this honestly looks really gay. it was a lot of effort to get ready for this picture but he really should have had second thoughts and kept it to himself.
Anonymous No.18209023 >>18209031
>>18209016
It was for a Capcom ad
Anonymous No.18209031
>>18209023
>Capcom ad
Nice, I forget how over he was in Japan
Anonymous No.18209113
>>18208518
None of this shit matters anymore. People see brands, not stars.
Anonymous No.18209120
Do you guys think Goto and Roman will flirt?
Anonymous No.18209202
>>18206263
wow i love irony and hate things that are actually good too. i'm pretty quirky like that.
Anonymous No.18209226 >>18209392
>>18208518
>b-movie
it's a movie based on a cartoonish video game, it was never gonna be high art
Anonymous No.18209297
>>18205071
>>18205183
I hate Fujoshis so fucking much.
Anonymous No.18209392
>>18209226
high art what is this me scribbling in my journal when i'm smoking some weed
Anonymous No.18209493 >>18209646
>>18204721 (OP)
what does the R stand for?
Anonymous No.18209646
>>18209493
Revolution.
Anonymous No.18210817
>>18207599
>>18207604
>>18207624
>>18207629
>>18207682
You will never be a casual fan. You have no hobbies, you have no friends, you have no sex. You are a sad smark loser twisted by internet boards and behind the scenes rumors into a crude mockery of a human being. You seethe over fake fights

All the "validation" you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back wrestling companies mock you. Your parents are disgusted and ashamed of you, your wrestling heroes laugh at your ghoulish appearance and sad lifestyle behind closed doors.

Women are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed women to sniff out genetic dead end loser beta males with incredible efficiency. Even wrestling nerds who "have social lives" look uncanny and unnatural to a woman. Your shit posture and embarrassing vernacular full of wrestling nerd terms you apply to other situations are a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a drunk girl home with you, she'll turn tail and bolt the second she gets a glimpse of your computer set-up.

You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself it's going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.

Eventually it'll be too much to bear - you'll buy a rope, tie a noose, put it around your neck, and plunge into the cold abyss. Your parents will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They'll bury you under a headstone that will be ignored and unvisited, until it's overgrown with weeds and nobody knows a "person" is buried there. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your memory is your plastic gaming keyboard.

This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.