Thread 18206067

It's The Last Stop Before All In Texas This Saturday!...
Thursday Night AEW Collision live TONIGHT! from The Curtis Culwell Center in Garland, Texas
8/7pm CT on TNT & Streaming On MAX!

>Mistico vs. The Beast Mortos
>FTR & The Patriarchy vs. The Outrunners & Jetspeed in a 8-Man Tag
>Mina Shirakawa, Willow Nightingale, Queen Aminata, & Thunder Rosa vs. Megan Bayne, Thekla, Julia Hard, & Athena in an All Star 8-Woman Tag
>And More!

** 2 Days Out From All In Texas **

BASED

mirin ftr hair's thick body no homo

Cash just HEEM'd Truth Magnum

this crowd yearns for the outrunners x ftr rivalry to continue

The crowd yearns for buddy.

this is a classic faces v heels 8 man tag

This match rules

Where are they bros?! ;_;

who is sick enough to stick around to watch the Countdown to All In preview show that airs after Collision here next?

>>18206168
the stuff on those shows are always just things they have on the preshow so I don't bother

>>18206168
oh brother im feelin fuckin SICK
all in got me feelin SOME TYPE OF WAY

Truth Magnum can sell his ass off brother

>>18206168
I'll just leave it playing in the background. It's nothing but hype packages that get played at the PAYPE anyway.

Why is there not a camera zoomed in on mama Wayne’s tits at all time?

>>18206157
Two Texas shows so far and they're still nowhere to be seen.

REF YOU SUCK

>>18206168
lol

>>18206205
this week has been a bountiful feast
and we're not even halfway there yet!!!

>>18206105
He's so thick for no reason

>>18206227
I mean Houston and Dallas are kinda far apart.

SPEEDBALL

>>18206227
I hope they got good seats for All In and are dressed up all nice and have a fund time

>>18206258
sucks and needs to leave AEW, I already hate seeing him. Fake Karate Kid knockoff character

sick SSP

Crowd HATES this ref

>>18206281
Feltch is winning Sat.

I've never seem a ref work a crowd this hard that wasn't Hebner.

BASED ASS MATCH

BASED SPEEDBALL MUSIC

Yes! Speedball's theme is playing!

RIZZLER

BIG BOOs AJ

HOLY FUCK IT'S THE RIZZLER

Big AJ is getting older
And FATTER

lexi booba

>you're a man who eats cookies on the internet

lmao

Katherine met Statlander in the UK

Based Trent calling out Tony and his dogshit eceleb worship

RIZZLER AND ISHII
I REPEAT RIZZLER AND ISHII ARE ALIGNED

>Rizzler already looks 40 years old in the face
Guido genes

KYLE IS FINNA CONGLOMERATE

D I M E S

B B B B B B BB B B B B BB B B B B B B BB

Kyle was away from Adam for ONE segment and he was already significantly better then he's been for months...

>>18206322
ah Katherine, my beloved

>>18206335
Cole sucked the personality out of Roddy and KOR when they formed Paragon

I just want to say I had a dream Kenny Omega was wrestling someone on some stairs, and he got the guy into a piledriver position, and then just did a backflip down the stairs and it was gnarly. also there were no fans watching either, just me.

jesus h christ, those screams for the rizzler
I did not realize that he really does have that juice

>christian randomly got off the bench
>he's cooking again
love to see it
where the fuck's luchasaurus and edge doe?

>>18206345
he's a mini eddie kingston

I'm actually looking forward to the new Last Summer. Write what you want about me.

>>18206355
>where the fuck's luchasaurus
Great question. Is he even still alive?

S O V L

have they ever defended the trios titles?

>>18206369
I keep forgetting that TK can pull the trigger on Shibata vs Okada at a moments notice

>>18206355
Luchasaurus is recovering from pneumonia.
Cope is just sitting at home.

>>18206326
Ishii looks like a bigger Rizzler

AJ boom has a big package

Gabe Does Mox entrance and gimmick better.

gay kidd cringe af

HE'S A MAD MAN U KNOW

Does Gabe Kidd still have beef with Will Ospreay? Thats a fight I want to see

He's a madman y'know

Rowdy PAC is here

>>18206390
PAC fan being a cunt because his stupid little injured favorite bastard got replaced. Maybe he should stop getting fucking injured. Maybe he should’ve stayed in. WWE were the style is softer. Oh wait he got injured there too.

I just remembered Tanahashi is retiring this year

>>18206381
cumlung, even double cumlung, does not last this long bro

I would sit in the cuck chair and let Marina berate me and crush my balls

>>18206384
I will kiss this qt sicko on the AEW train <3

>>18206408
>t.

>>18206408
Roddy plz, we all know this already

>gabe kitto couldn't find the hard cam
and this is why niggas go to NXT for 4 years

Gabu kitto is based

this dude is a slightly less autistic porker boudreaux

>>18206408
she could have charged $50 on OF for that clip of her screaming down camera "YOU'RE A PUSSY, A PUSSY"

I didn’t know he went to the mental hospital with Jake Roberts.

>>18206419
And yet isn't it funny how NXT produces ZERO dimes on a pretty consistent basis? Really gets the ol' noggin joggin

>>18206405
Technically he's retiring next year

>>18206434
in kayfabe do they all go to the same one?
the designated pro wrestlers mental hospital

>>18206457
kek he never lived this down

these niggas goin ham
shibata dont care about breaking his brain again

Based based based

Marina totally wants Shibata to slap her that hard too

FUCK YOU YUTA, YOU AINT SHIT!!!

This is the most effort I’ve seen Shibata put into a match in years

FUCK YOU YUTA

BASED MATCH

NASTY piledriver bump for Shibata with his history. Not great that.

does shibata ever not lose to cheating

>>18206392
I don't watch e-slop but I like Alexa, and I hate that she's still doing the Fiend's bitch gimmick
Fuck you Paul, learn to book ya bald hack

KRISSY PHATLANDER
CRUSH ME WITH THOSE THIGHS

coomer match, excellent

>>18206473
they can just take it out and wipe it down and put it back in again

>Collision main event is the women's tag
Cheeky shot at the E?

>>18206512
We don't think about them

>>18206379
I don't think NJPW would like them telling that story.

Booba Shirakawa

MINA SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX WITH MINA MINA SEEEEEEEEEXXXX

MINA

watching colllision at and aew bar with my boys (as usual)

e-drones just came in trying to talk shit and immediately got a pool cue smashed over his head

all the women in this match owe me sex, simple as

>>18206530
Mina Shirabooba

A-mina-tatas

Mina's dancing is equally cute and sexy

Neapolitan sex with Mina, Rosa and Aminata

nobody wants to see thunder rosa bro
tonedog gotta cut shitters like her, scorpio and kip loose. fuck loyalty

>>18206543
>rosa
Ew

Ya know this announcer Arkidi Aura(?) has a pretty big ass herself.

THEKLAAAAAAAAAAA

Skye has too many tattoos, Fletch needs to dump her before he dies from ink poisoning.

BAYNE

>twintails
SLUT

TOXIC SPIDER BROS WW@

most of women's roster in one match

>>18206558
Being with a woman who has lots of tattoos is a time honored tradition with Aussies.

>Billy Starkz
Yay

Skye Blue getting booked like she's Penelope Ford tier is so sad
She should be getting a push

Billie reminds me of Pizza Cat Jr.

Billie's outfit looks terrible

BILLIE MY TRAILER PARK WHITE TRASH QUEEN

this is a literal clownshow

billie is so terrible at the wrestling part of wrestling in the wrestling ring where they do the wrestling that she's terrible at

I need a Billie Starkz wife like yesterday

mina working me into a shoot
must be a day ending in 'y'

If I was Tony I’d give Thunder Rosa’s screentime to Buddy.

>>18206512
And it's already better than that failed slop

I forgot that Statlander can't talk to save her fucking life

Billie always looks like she's melting

>>18206534
FUCKING BASED

>>18206586
Toni set the bar so high for women on commentary

>>18206583
This but only if Rhea is with him

Julia's gear is fucking terrible

fake Sting has to be gay, has Mina gyrating in front of him and he has a look of disgust

Rosa is always ruining the vibes in these multi tags

Why does she look red?

>>18206598
he's just here for the graps

>>18206551
SHE'S NOT DASHA
NO MEATY ARMS
CAN NOT GET IT

>>18206598
Some men aren't into Asians, I'm afraid.

>>18206594
Would be dimes. Would love to see Kyle and Skye vs Rhea and buddy. But imagine that we get this without the women and have a singles match with Buddy and Kyle haha that would be sweeeeeet

Willow lost some weight

Statlander's monotone voice in the background is ruining the match for me

I'm super racist but I might consider fucking Athena.

>>18206609
Like he said, gay

Love Bayne.
Simple as.

Mina and Aminata are having fun on the apron

>>18206534
Based bar brawler sicko

>>18206613
When they cut to her, she looked like she was about to cry. She's been so odd lately.

>>18206575
imagine the cigarette stinking net curtains

no one on the same page as rosa tonight lol

>>18206534
kek nice

Mina owes me sex

>>18206614
She is caucasian coded probably played with the white barbie dolls as a kid

Remember the very first time they advertised Thekla, they were promoting her as being "fired with cause from Stardom for attacking the president of the promotion"
They never repeated the with cause part after that 1st time it aired.
You know who must have sent a strongly worded letter LOL

who is worse promo. Purazzo or Stat?

>>18206633
Many such cases

>>18206629
>When they cut to her, she looked like she was about to cry.
but enough about deonna

>>18206643
Stephen P. New?

>>18206612
[Terrible News]

this a busy coomer match

Thekla and Aminata have Women's Feud of the Year already

All the women in this match are better than Rosa

>>18206674
OVER 800LBS OF TITTIES AND ASS IN THE RING BRAIN

i liked the moonsault better when she wore this

Sex owes me sex

>>18206675
Oh Mina landed on her ass lol

>>18206677
Rosa deonna Britt and Deeb need to fuck off.

>>18206675
their singles matches should be like Shibata v Ishii from 2013/14/15

nice thekla wedgie thanks aminata

>wedgie Thekla
>wedgie Thekla
>wedgie Thekla
>wedgie Thekla

>>18206683
I miss the ring post cams

>>18206687
I'm tired of the narrative of Deeb buying this highly respected vet. Just because you've been wrestling for 20 years doesn't automatically mean you're a good wrestler.

babyfaces win

ass OVERLOAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ANNA(L) JAY IS HERE!

Wow Anna Jay, okay

>ty mello gets more TV time than sammy "4 pillars" guevara
Lmfao.

This is probably supposed to have a much hotter crowd reaction than it's getting............

that one guy would put anna over clean

BASED MAIN EVENT

>those red stars over anna's nips
coooom

>>18206705
irish people fainting in droves

NOOOOOOO DON'T CUT THE FEED
SHOW DEM GIRLS SLAPPING TITS

Who watching the Countdown show?

>>18206713
He has a tag title match at Supercard of Honor tomorrow.

>>18206829
based

>>18206067 (OP)
>Don't care
>Snowball ? Skipped
>Might watch for bayne and sheboon butt
>Didn't this nigga have his brain removed? SKIPPED
>6 man tag Skipped
I'll spend my time beating muh peener to Elvira's MMM