Thread 18207689

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>>18207689 (OP)
WTF? is that Kane?

>>18207689 (OP)
One of the strangest enigmas in wrestling history

>>18207689 (OP)
Even /x/ can’t explain this.

>>18207747
>>18207771
I'm exposing the business
he's supported by the knee for a moment

>>18207774
yeah right before he floats to the fucking ground
legit though, what countered the momentum cos he should have slid off

>>18207706
Nigga, I swear to all that is holy, if you pretend that in the year of our Lord, two-thousand and twenty five that you don't know that Glen Jacobs had a career before being Kane, I will personally find out where you live and rip your dick off with my bare hands.

>>18207895
he's hard to spot sometimes

>>18207706
if it's not kane or the big red bald baby i honestly can barely tell it's him

>>18207706
It's gotta be.

>>18207689 (OP)
People always focus on Sting defying the laws of physics, thereby proving that we're living in a simulation, but no one ever notices Kane getting absolutely KWAB'd by Sting's heel.

>>18207956
the flotation stopped him from getting all of it looks like

>>18207689 (OP)
Tom and Jerry type spot

>>18207964
Jerry was the janetty, overpushed smug shitter had me feeling bad for the cat.

>>18207970
Tom and Jerry were both heels. Spike was the babyface.

His horizontal momentum is briefly transferred into vertical momentum due to his angular motion and his collision with the other wrestler.

>>18207983
Shut up nerd

>>18207689 (OP)
Man called Steve.

>>18207983
So he slid up the knee basically, and it kinda bounced him. I can actually see it now thank you.

>>18207949
it's kinda funny that "fake" Diesel blows the real Diesel out of the fucking water by every metric

>>18207774
Pfffttt! Next thing you are going to tell me is that it's a tear in the poster.

>>18208081
Also the fake diesel didn't get raped in 92.

>>18208086
KWAB

>>18208081
>five moves!
>including the hair flip!

>>18208092
>92
Ohnononono!!!

>>18208086
proof?
I heard the recording is missing a minute.

scary shit

>>18208493
when he crushes the other can it acts like a blower and blows the liquid of the other beer into the opposite direction

>>18208092
>92
I'VE
BECOME SO KWAB
I CAN'T FEEL THE NIGS
BECAME SO GAPED
SO MUCH MORE RAPED

>>18208493
>>18208511
Is that where the term blowing foam comes from?

>>18208493
holy fucking teleporting fan

>>18207983
even with this correct interpretation, his fall still seems like sting went "oh shit i should stop using my magic powers now"

>>18207689 (OP)
why did the old niggas like to flip so much

>>18208616
Scorpio was just too funky a jive ass nigga to not funk dance and flip around when he feel it come on, it was like some kinda flash of funk

>>18208616
2 Cold Scorpio still does that shit and he's like 70 years old and obese

>>18208616
imagine getting hit with his huge schlong right in the chin when he does that leg drop

>>18208674
He was incredible for his time and his shit holds up, didn't just randomly do moves for no reason since he was trained in NJPW.

>>18208678
>see a video of a guy doing a flip
>your first thought is cock
the life of a porn addict is a grim one

>>18208686
Nah, I just watched Hey EW with Willie Mack not long ago and he told that literal story ya ding-dong diddly mark

>>18208686
You don't know the stories brother, sit down.