Thread 18209054

>SmackDown Intro:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gqveO__zwkU

* Jelly Roll is coming to SmackDown
* Ron Killings to battle Aleister Black
* The Street Profits vs. The Wyatt Sicks – WWE Tag Team Championship Match

>Last Week's SmackDown Top 10 Moments:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dGhvcUxEzvg

>R-Truth attacks CM Punk for saying smoking and drinking is bad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mbp1r-QqAzY

>>18209054 (OP)
FAT FUCK

>>18209054 (OP)
It's shit but at least it ain't 3 hours anymore so that's good

>>18209054 (OP)
Curtis Axel is back?

Good morning

We will be using this.

Tattooed face industry plant (one of many)

>Meanwhile, in CMLL

Tim Burton, St. Vincent, Olivia Rodrigo, Taylor Swift...

>>18209054 (OP)
He looks like a GCW wrestler

>>18209054 (OP)
Every week I see one of these threads I'm reminded why I only watch raw

>>18209291
How are CMLL's profits?

>>18209305
great, they never lost money

>>18209054 (OP)
Another Giulialess show, fucking dogshit.

>>18209054 (OP)
are they even trying to get people to watch this

>>18209054 (OP)
>The thumbnail for the Smackdown gamethread is some fucking obese tatted up rapper
lmao can drones be self-aware for like a second and admit this shit is slop

>>18209291
>Olivia Rodrigo
Thats my GOAT

>>18209054 (OP)
I miss those fags like you wouldn't believe

>* Jelly Roll is coming to SmackDown
Literally who?
>* Ron Killings to battle Aleister Black
Dreadful
>* The Street Profits vs. The Wyatt Sicks – WWE Tag Team Championship Match
Wyatts are cringe and SP are meh

If you hate Jerry Ror so much, why don't you buy a ticked and boo him out of the bulding?

Watching ROH. Go fuck yourselves.

my cousin's cousin made a song with jelly roll before he was famous

>>18209688
I hope you and all 3 other viewers have a great time

>>18209054 (OP)
>Jelly Roll doing a dive

KWAB!!!!!!!

>>18209054 (OP)
Meh. I'll tune in and leave it on in the background, but I aint watching it.

Fuck AEW.

>>18209054 (OP)
Did all of the top stars call in sick?

>>18209054 (OP)
>WWE Evolution 2025 Cold Open
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ysKgjztOUk

>>18210904
this is very weird marketing

>>18209696
The Smackdown gamethreads are grim. It's like 10 guys on a Friday night trying to convince themselves that what they're watching is good and not at all a waste of time

>>18210949
man i dont even like smackdown and probably wont be watching it tonight but its fucking sad to come into a gamethread for something you dont watch and actively shit on it and the people watching having a discussion
as a board, we used to watch fucking 2013-2016 WWE every week. You wanna talk about a waste of time? We still fucking did it.

>>18209054 (OP)
>The intro features Roman Reings
>The actual show features Jelly Roll

>>18210949
I used to watch Smackdown but now I just consume it via 15 second clips on twitter. If you want Smackdown to get any better I would suggest shitting on it until it gets better. Don't support lazy content

>>18209054 (OP)
Hiring back Ron Killings was so ass, thanks a lot Twitter trannies.

>>18210949
True, meanwhile the ROH gamethreads are... oh wait...

>>18210949
still more than roh

>>18209054 (OP)
Where's Cena, Cody, Orton, Drew, Tiffany, Fatu?

>>18211338
Good question, I’d add Buddy there as well.

>>18211338
cena is filming stuff, cody idk. other 3 will probably be there not everything is advertised

>>18211388
You would think they would advertise the people that the audience wants to see

Over 50+ threads got hidden by the filters, pork on the wheels is having a never seen before meltdown trying to promote All In lol

>>18209054 (OP)
Legitimately dire

I have to ask, is hunter regretting the job? Like is he actively trying to kill the company?
Nobody gives a fuck about obese man, the 60 year old crackhead black or two tag teams who are both utter shit and have been having the same sloppy matches for over three years

>>18211996
He never seems to care about Smackdown

>putting the tag titles on The Wyatts
Would they dare?

>>18212015
Why not?

>>18209054 (OP)
THIS IS THE MATCH

>>18212284
Why is Paul spamming fatal 4-ways every week

>>18212368
he's sick of booking women's wrestling trash

>>18212284
GOON BROS ARE EATING GOOD WITH THIS ONE

>>18209291
three honkies trying to get "cred"

>>18212284
Finally something good

>>18212284
Alexa bliss gonna get injured by Kairi

>>18212284
Roxanne's gimmick is basically "le evil AJ Lee" and it fucking sucks. None of these bitches are original and it's why they aren't over

>>18212284
Sol finna look like Beth Phoenix next to those smols

>>18212284
a 4 woman michaels match... woah...

>>18212284
Sol finna look like Andre in that match

>>18212473
She’s still friends with Nia, if Kairi gets out of line she’ll be eaten

>little sister has friends over
>they all left their shoes at the door
>the whole house now smells like feet
this is why I don't like sharing a house with my sister, she's 24 btw so don't go pedo

Please go circlejerk over your favorite women's wrestler back on Reddit

>>18212473
Kairi and Alexa are Frens anon, If anything we will see both co-op like the MITB match.

>>18212590
far more easier that Nia's contract is on the last leg for 2026

>>18212602
you know what, heh, would be awful is if they read your post and ha ha they pinned you to the ground and started rubbing their socked and bare feet all over your face until you kissed and licked them, ha ha ha that’d be gross wouldn’t it, golly I hope they never happens to me heh

>>18212284
Ruca schizos we're eating good tonight!

>>18212284
Should have been Zaria I fear.

>>18212683
>should have been dimeless jannetty
afraid fucking not

>>18212815
Double Michaels but I don't want Sol in there with the Botch from the East.

>>18212284
this match was built for cumming

>defends her speed title at tuesday's NXT taping >wrestling on smackdown
>defending her NA title at GAB tomorrow
>challenging for the tag titles at evolution
apologize to the workhorse of WWE, sol ruca

Hey guys when is buddy on?

>>18212834
>Double Michaels
but enough about charbliss and the kabukis and roxquel

>>18212842
you have one of the worst gimmicks on /pw/ and that's a shoot
horribly unfunny person

>>18212602
you're gay

>>18212851
Filter me fag. I will not stop.

>>18212878
gladly

>>18212839
>black woman being worked like a slave

*poof* fuccnigga never even existed

>>18212891
Based. Bud wins again.

Jelly Roll is on tonight?
i might tune in
thanks tko

>>18209054 (OP)
WHOS READY FOR FRIDAY NIGHT SPOOKY SAMOAN SHOW?!

>>18213000
can't wait

Ron is going to KILL Alister Black tonight.

then he is going to take Cena's belt at survivor series

>>18212815
Zaria does good character work, I enjoy seeing her. Though that might only be because her and Ruca complement each other in the ring.

LEMME PLUSH FOR YA

>>18212602
how fucking smelly are those girls that they can stink up the house?

does netflix has subtitles? sometimes I can't understand what some wrestlers say

>>18213096
LEMME CROSS FOR YA

>>18213165
It's small house that the government builds for poorfags like me, 2 bedrooms, 1 bathroom, the kitchen and living room mixed together.

>>18212602
Put some dryer sheets in their shoes. That should help a little. Maybe some febreeze.

>>18213267
>dryer sheets in their shoes
this also helps with shoes squeaking sometimes

>>18212602
hot

Jelly Roll & Randy Orton vs Logan Paul and ???

I can't even name a Jelly Roll song

how are we doing smackchads?

Jelly Roll is wack

>>18212284
>Sol Ruca KWAB hersef trying to do her finisher on Rox
>It will be Kairi's fault

who THE FUCK is Jelly Roll? is he actually famous in USA? Literally never heard of him until WWE started shilling him

i miss roman ranes

>>18213307
it's some postmalone orbiter from what i see online

>>18213287
desu I do only know him because he showed up on RAW years ago

It's startin'.

wait, it's SIKOA? I always thought it was SILKOA

are we /together/, /pw/?

wtf he's lost a lot of weight

Smackdown live y'all

You gotta love the Rollster you just gotta

What's Berto gonna wear tonight?

I live in Croatia and have no idea who jelly role is

YEAH
https://x.com/randyscutter/status/1943128841980878975

YASU!

LEMME JOB TO YA

>>18213341
I live in Nashville and I have no idea who Jelly Roll is

EARTH SHATTERING POP

Watch TJPW
Thank me later

>>18213339
Need him

LA Knight and Romane REnsasdggggg tag chmps

.Jon Xina

Oh good. Give me another 20 minute promo. Can't get enough of those.

GOON TROOP

Knight vs Buddy would’ve been cool. Actually I think they did a sketch together when Buddy stole his chicken.

>>18213372
too many blacks

wan

>>18213372
>american show
nah

GOON TROOP

LA always flubs his promos. He meanders more than Moxley.

>"seff i want your dicknity"
huh

where the fuck is jelly roll?

I like Knight. But idk if that vest is chopped or not

PAUL JEWMAN

>the jew has the contract
interesting

How is my man LA Culo still so over? Damnit Gunther give him a tittle

he's so fat
paul heyman is fat
fatty fat

>>18213397
And he still draws 10x more dimes kek

>paul hitting his cue late and blaming it on the crowd
kek

>>18213411
He's not over, the catchphrases are over.

>>18213411
He's hot and charismatic

If this was the ae or ruthless aggression era Knight would have said something about "having her first"

Does Paul know what the U and FUB stands for?

WE TAKING IT ALL

excellent opening so far

>>18213401
The vest has too much going on. I like his other vest.

TAKING IT ALL

do people actually mark out for paul heyman

MFT?
Muhfuggin Tongas?

Did they kick Tama out of this group?

Did anyone get that Wyatt QR code? I just remembered it happened.

just got home, did i miss anything?

>>18213431
Turn off the Dynamite tape, this is Smackdown.

Solo is over wit me

>>18213395
GVVN GVNG

SAMOAN COUNTER UP TO 4 TONIGHT

Mateo looking jacked baby

>>18213437
no.
MORE. fucking tongas.
MORE

I'm straight, been with many women, but i'd have rough gay sex with LA Knight.

>>18213456
YEAH

Where is Tonga Toma and Toma Loa?

where the fuck is roman reigns anyway? movie?

>>18213456
Nothing wrong with that

>>18213426
Her vagina is radiating in the back of his neck

>>18213461
Tonga loa is standing next to solo. Tama is injured

Would love to see Buddy vs Cobb. Both similar in height.

is that the good tonga or the shitty tonga?

>>18213463
Mutha Fuggin Tongan's

>>18213463
major fucking tards

LA Knight is the next cena, and cena will drop the belt to him.

were's wonga bongo and congo pua?

>what we did last year
Only solo and Tonga Loa are left of the group that put Heyman through the table

Don't drag Knight back to the US belt ffs....

>>18213476
That's the meme tonga, not the yeyeyeyeyeye tonga

>>18213472
I know about those two I asked about Tonga Toma and Toma Loa

Where is Chimi changa?

Is Hulk Hogan due back tonight? Only reason I’m watching.

>tall samoan
>TALLA TONGA

k

bongo the wongo and tingo the bingo and tua the pooa

solo’s gimmick is that he shills NFTs now?

>>18213502
he looks like Kevin Nash fucked a Samoan and Rikishi raised it

LA Knight back in the samoan vortex
You love to see it!

Playa

OH GOD IT'S TONGO DONGO RUNNING DOWN THE RAMP

>>18213502
BASED

>coconutshit on my screen
yeah I'll see you guys monday

charles looking like a transgender trish

Talla looks like Tropical Punch X-Pac

Chuck looking good tonight lads

why don't they feud LA Knight with CM Punk?

>jimmy got a mild pop
>crowd eventually dies because they wanted fatu
If only he got Jey's music instead. He's more reliable in ring.

Charles actually looking passable tonight

Chucks looking especially subhuman tonight bros

>>18213528
because they're not aew

>>18213328
No it’s SIKOMA, put some respect on the former Northern American champ’s name

GRANDE ASHLEY CHARLES

>>18213529
better promo too
AND he said yeet first
jey literally is just a theme song

So nobody knows what MFT means

>>18213530
Face covered by the shadows of a hat and tons of makeup can do that

Lads, I think they might be succeeding in using Alexa to get Charles over and it's fucking with my head.

>>18213538
based alexis

Wait a minute... wasn't the 4way match for Evolution? Did I misheard and it will be today? Mind you I'm watching without sound

>>18213542
My family tree.

>>18213513
This is shit that an early 20th century british orphan would say

>>18213513
https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=molywhopped

>>18213542
Mean fucking tongas

>the way charles traced her finger near alexa's tits
the fantasies i just had of charles playing with alexa's nipples, pinching them really hard and making them hurt

>>18213542
Male-Female Transition

>>18213547
worked

>>18213549
There's a 4 way tag match at Evolution

I like this new tag teamer Charlotte

Gonna skip Great American Bash. I like NXT. But there's no interesting matches in it.

>>18213547
they’re trying this and they had charles do a PR cycle in recent weeks where she cried about what tiffany said in that promo and had her put over a bunch of the other girls like bliss, horsememes, etc

they better treat my wife with respect

All Smackdown bros are my frens

but really where the fuck is roman reigns at

why do people act like snme means anything. it's literally a watered down network television special loaded with ads by design.

>>18213567
nothing good on SNME either
i don’t even watch AEW but i wanna watch all in instead just to see like 3 of the matches

>>18213567
Not even coom worthy matches?

VOLTAREMOS EM BREVE

>>18213502
I think tala is his actual middle name

>WBD is still directly advertising Superman on E shows
Oh no no no, Tony in the mud

>>18213542
Moist Fuckable Tushies - samoans got big asses you know

I love Alexa so much

>>18213578
getting ready for street fighter, we're losing cody soon too

>>18213577
thought tama was the mft? did he get shitcanned?

Maika to WWE next year
It's so obvious why she fixed her arm and took a break

>>18213577
>my mfts
>my my family trees
What did Solo mean by this?

>>18213598
tama is injured

>>18213567
They can have the worst cards in wrestling history for all three shows tomorrow and I still won't watch All In

>>18213567
Only interested in Oba vs Sumo guy. But I'll catch the highlights

>>18213605
but that was his nickname

>>18213567
too much racing this weekend ill watch snme after indycar but im skipping womeme shit

>>18213567
Oba Femi vs. Yoshiki Inamura is going to be good

KEEP ROLLIN ROLLIN ROLLIN ROLLIN

FRED

>Canelo
is he linked to the cartels like that other mexican boxer that got deported

>Fred Durst
WE ARE SO BACK!!!

>he didn't flip off the camera
YOU CHANGED

>>18213605
Is topo injured?

special...

Based Durst

ITS ALL ABOUT THE HE SAID, SHE SAID, BULLSHIT

THE NOOKIE!

fred durst vs jelly roll at summerslam with a surprise travis scott run in

Special...

someone post that image of taker hugging fred

DURST CHADS

WHY DOES ROXY ALWAYS GET THE JOBBER ENTRANCE

Fred looks good for a guy his age

Kairi!

wtf i like Charlotte now?
(as long as she doesn't screw my wife over)

why does Bliss get a man on her team? how is that fair?

two grannies

Went to a Bizkit concert last month. Shit was packed with zoomers n shit. Nu Metal is back baby.

jobber entrance bros..

The woman known as Sol Ruca owes me sex. How can this injustice be rectified?

>>18213651
oh im retarded i thought this was a tag match

Buddy was a lucky guy.

Seriously. why isn't the Chilean bitch in her own match? I thought she was over?

>kairi in ring
WHO'S GETTING KWABBED

is sol ruca the one who was shaking her ass at worlds collide?

>>18213669
like we say in chile
pico idea wn

Incredible how kairi works well with girls bigger than her

Netflixbros, is your sound dead too?

Why the black cut?
Who showed tits?

>>18213621
Limp bizkit is so good. Last time rock was fun

>>18213677
That was Lola Vice. Sol is black, not latina.

black screen and no audio... thank you for nothing

>>18213673
my dick

SOL BOOB!!!

>>18213685
just came back

did sol kill alexa? because there was no slip

sol booba

impressive dive ngl

I'm surprised Charles hasn't gotten Sol buried. She is her perfect replacement.

>>18213669
She's done. Ain't been on TV for 2 weeks

>>18213669
Tag teams

Roxxane's butt has gotten huge

>Lexi and Roxy
MUH DICK

>>18213669
As it turns out it wasn't her that was over, it was the ass spot.

>>18213700
but that's just her normal outfit

>>18213703
They don't really wrestle a similar style at all, not to mention Charles is white and Sol is black

Sol is not black

>>18213669
they had to scrap her storyline with El Grande Americano. She was suppose to fall in love with him but also have a storyline hating Chad Gable

>>18213712
She really is sexy and I generally only like white girls

>>18213712
thank you finn

>>18213708
Women flipper is a bad thing too? I don't expect girls to have heavyweight moves

>>18213712
that's that baijou chili doing magic

>>18213703
charles is going to mentor sol to spite tiffany

Alexa wrestles like she is 50 years old and she is like 31 wtf

>>18213708
doing flips is a wrestling still you drone

>>18213720
her kids certainly won't be, she is 1 generation from being fully bleached.

>>18213722
You need a taste of latina culo

>>18213700
kairy pussy

NEXT

>>18213741
>>18213741
>>18213741

>>18213734
The sad truth is she was never that good. Her beauty just masked all her shortcomings.

>>18213721
That sounds based ngl

>>18213720
Ruca is Schrodinger's Brown aka counted as white and black in statistics

JOE IS DEAD